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vinylmartyr
02-21-2007, 07:34 PM
[UnicornsForBreakfast] what is it then?
[Melissa] I'm sorry.
[UnicornsForBreakfast] it's gonna bug me for the whole week now
[UnicornsForBreakfast] was it a vibrator joke, cause i talk about weiners so much?
[vinylmartyr] WEINERS
[Melissa] yes.
[vinylmartyr] I"m a real weiner!!
[UnicornsForBreakfast] i'll have you know i have like a pack of 50
User summerkid has entered this room.
[vinylmartyr] sup
[UnicornsForBreakfast] i jsut happen to find elephant weiners interesting
[Melissa] that's cool.
[vinylmartyr] cool
[vinylmartyr] weiner
[Melissa] do you like asian or african elephants best?
[vinylmartyr] weeeeeenioer
[UnicornsForBreakfast] i like the asian ones
[UnicornsForBreakfast] they look nicer
[Melissa] in what way?
[UnicornsForBreakfast] they're all evil though, i hear they love to trample
[vinylmartyr] yes do tell
[UnicornsForBreakfast] theyre darker, and smaller
[UnicornsForBreakfast] they look cleaner
[vinylmartyr] so rad
[Melissa] clean is good.
[vinylmartyr] i am so gonna bone up on weiners
[UnicornsForBreakfast] clean is awesome
[vinylmartyr] weeeeinersa
[UnicornsForBreakfast] i really want a hotdog now
[UnicornsForBreakfast] dammit
[vinylmartyr] i hear they are gonna have the worlds biggest cow at stagecoach
[summerkid] i can't tell if you are joking or not
[vinylmartyr] i'm not joking
[summerkid] lol
[summerkid] how big is this cow?
[vinylmartyr] ITS BIG
[UnicornsForBreakfast] like twice as big as a normal cow?
[vinylmartyr] like 10 times as big
[UnicornsForBreakfast] pfft
[vinylmartyr] its fucking big
[UnicornsForBreakfast] cows cant get that big
[vinylmartyr] like the size of a bus
[UnicornsForBreakfast] they would collapse
[Melissa] nice chatting wit hyou all. have a nice night!!!
[vinylmartyr] you can ride it for $10
[UnicornsForBreakfast] later
[summerkid] lol
[UnicornsForBreakfast] that cow's obviously a whore
[summerkid] you are bullshitting
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[vinylmartyr] nope
[summerkid] where did you hear this?
[vinylmartyr] i got an inside source
[UnicornsForBreakfast] pfft
[vinylmartyr] you think i'm lying
[UnicornsForBreakfast] yes
[vinylmartyr] but i'm not
[UnicornsForBreakfast] mmhm
[UnicornsForBreakfast] even if you're not lying, could you blame me?
[vinylmartyr] they WILL have the worlds biggest cow
[UnicornsForBreakfast] if i told you i snorted some coke with fabio, you wouldnt believe me either
[vinylmartyr] yup
[summerkid] it makes me want to go to stagecoach
[vinylmartyr] i trust you
[UnicornsForBreakfast] you trust me?
[vinylmartyr] yup
[UnicornsForBreakfast] why?
[vinylmartyr] well i do'nt really trust you.
[UnicornsForBreakfast] exactly, you lied yet again
[vinylmartyr] cows don't lie
[summerkid] what if i said daft punk is playing an american festival this year
[UnicornsForBreakfast] cows dont talk
[UnicornsForBreakfast] i wouldnt care
[vinylmartyr] not to you
[UnicornsForBreakfast] haha
[summerkid] ) :
[UnicornsForBreakfast] a cow farted at me when i was little
[UnicornsForBreakfast] i felt it, it was like a gust of hot wind
[vinylmartyr] in all seriousness the worlds biggest cow will be at stagecoach
[summerkid] a goat butted me at the san diego zoo
[UnicornsForBreakfast] goats have butted me too
[summerkid] i was 5 i fell down and cried
[UnicornsForBreakfast] bummer
[vinylmartyr] i did coke with the worlds biggest cow
[UnicornsForBreakfast] cows dont do drugs
[vinylmartyr] thats what you think
[summerkid] koalas do
[UnicornsForBreakfast] what i think goes
[UnicornsForBreakfast] yeah, koalas do
[UnicornsForBreakfast] they're perma-high
[UnicornsForBreakfast] they also rape
[summerkid] they rape?
[UnicornsForBreakfast] yes, they rape
[summerkid] other koalas?
[UnicornsForBreakfast] they take the pussy
[UnicornsForBreakfast] obviously
[UnicornsForBreakfast] i dont think a koala could hold down a human being
[UnicornsForBreakfast] crap, i gotta jet
[UnicornsForBreakfast] later kids
[summerkid] those fuckers are meand i dunno

NoneForMeThanks
02-22-2007, 01:16 PM
This story reminded me of this thread:

http://wbztv.com/topstories/local_story_051153647.html

amyzzz
02-22-2007, 01:22 PM
My kids don't know what weiners are. I'm not sure if I should tell them.

vinylmartyr
02-22-2007, 01:23 PM
UnicornsForBreakfast is a funny girl.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 01:24 PM
O.o

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 01:24 PM
ok, so what was the point?

vinylmartyr
02-22-2007, 01:24 PM
She said she is Russian. So I read all her posts in a generic Russian accent.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 01:24 PM
UnicornsForBreakfast is a funny girl.

lolz, zomg, shes my bff for lyfe. lolz

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 01:25 PM
She said she is Russian too so I read all her posts in a generic Russian accent.

she doesn't have an accent.

vinylmartyr
02-22-2007, 01:26 PM
Me neither.

york707
02-22-2007, 01:58 PM
lolz, zomg, shes my bff for lyfe. lolz

Apparently; weren't you fondling her boobs with your foot while she was giving a foot job to the guy that was fingering you?

J~$$$
02-22-2007, 02:06 PM
ducks rape too. I watched a duck rape at the park the other day and there was nothing I could do to help the poor female duck. It was like 3 on one.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 02:10 PM
Apparently; weren't you fondling her boobs with your foot while she was giving a foot job to the guy that was fingering you?

No way, you have it all mixed up. *I* was fondling HER boob with my foot, while SHE was giving the hideous guy a footjob, and he was fingering me.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 02:12 PM
ducks rape too. I watched a duck rape at the park the other day and there was nothing I could do to help the poor female duck. It was like 3 on one.

Yeah, there was a whole part of that conversation about how my pet quails rape eachother, and the female doesn't have any feathers left anymore because of it. Animals are crazy.

Don't worry about the duck though, she probably liked it.

J~$$$
02-22-2007, 02:15 PM
WTF!!!!!?

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,,1432991,00.html

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 02:17 PM
No way, you have it all mixed up. *I* was fondling HER boob with my foot, while SHE was giving the hideous guy a footjob, and he was fingering me.

what she said.

york707
02-22-2007, 02:25 PM
right right - that's what I meant.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 02:25 PM
WTF!!!!!?

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,,1432991,00.html

Is it that hard to believe that the duck just didn't know any better? My parrot tries to fuck feet, boobs, and slippers on a daily basis.

vinylmartyr
02-22-2007, 02:29 PM
homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos

wow

MusicIsMyBoyfriend
02-22-2007, 03:37 PM
What if I said Daft Punk was playing at my house....... MY HOUSE?!

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 03:49 PM
What if I said Daft Punk was playing at my house....... MY HOUSE?!


Wouldn't care.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 04:07 PM
i wouldn't care either.