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jamesc2929
01-23-2010, 04:38 PM
Last year I was lying in the grass, like I do every year, but on the way home after the first night I noticed that the fertilizer they put on the grass made me badly breakout only in the places where my skin touched the grass. The next two night I only sat on a towel, and there were no problems.

BE CAREFULL!!!!!!

BROKENDOLL
01-23-2010, 04:42 PM
It wasn't the fertilizer. It was horse piss.

jamesc2929
01-23-2010, 07:05 PM
It wasn't the fertilizer. It was horse piss.

Thank you doctor science you asshole.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
01-23-2010, 07:05 PM
correction: It was my piss

BrettShipes
01-23-2010, 07:16 PM
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/26533/200.jpg

Same thing happens to me.

lizng
01-23-2010, 07:16 PM
whatever it is, it makes my skin freak the hell out too.

Suffacated
01-23-2010, 07:22 PM
Go to Dr. Lufs-al-ot and ask for a prescription of his special penis-illin.

lizng
01-23-2010, 07:30 PM
Go to Dr. Lufs-al-ot and ask for a prescription of his special penis-illin.

i wonder if my insurance covers that

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
01-23-2010, 07:34 PM
It doesnt, but here at the Lufs Clinic we accept sexual favors in return for service.

Suffacated
01-23-2010, 07:35 PM
WTF happened to the Lufs Free Clinic?

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
01-23-2010, 07:36 PM
its a rough world we live in man, had to shut 'er down. :(

Suffacated
01-23-2010, 07:37 PM
:nono

BROKENDOLL
01-23-2010, 07:43 PM
Thank you doctor science you asshole.

You're more than welcome...
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/MY%20CREATIVE%20MIND/drasshole.jpg

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
01-23-2010, 10:53 PM
:nono

It's a sad sad world man :(

Suffacated
01-23-2010, 11:47 PM
By the looks of the pic ahead of your post, I will have to agree.

JustSteve
01-23-2010, 11:52 PM
this year i am going to dig up some grass from the polo field on the first day when it's nice and green and bring it home and put it in a planter, put it outside my bedroom window so i can cherish it's magic all year round...

BROKENDOLL
01-24-2010, 12:10 AM
WTF happened to the Lufs Free Clinic?
Maybe he's hung like a horse and...oh, nevermind...I think I need a time out...

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
01-24-2010, 12:28 AM
Brokendoll speaks the truth

Stickjohn
01-24-2010, 08:27 AM
Last year I was lying in the grass, like I do every year, but on the way home after the first night I noticed that the fertilizer they put on the grass made me badly breakout only in the places where my skin touched the grass. The next two night I only sat on a towel, and there were no problems.

BE CAREFULL!!!!!!

I wouldn't assume it's fertilizer. Sitting on a towel sounds like a solution but remember NO BLANKETS in the festival area.

gaypalmsprings
01-24-2010, 08:30 AM
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/28468/original/Youth-Mentor-Bear-IF-THERES-GRASS-ON-THE-FIELD--BLAST-IT-WITH-PISS.jpg

donkey sex
01-24-2010, 11:12 AM
groundhog chewin on a filled condom