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travis_grant
01-13-2010, 02:40 AM
This is mainly for the campers,

I know most dont go there TO find a mate but those who do, how do you get on in finding a random girl or guy (never a hard task) who is willing to sleep with you at the drop of a hat lol?

where im from we have events like creamfields & the last time i was there i saw people going at it behind dance tents, in port loo's etc!

Monklish
01-13-2010, 02:42 AM
If you're British is should be relatively easy. Just make sure you have a good "charming" accent ready and you'll get your hole.

Jremy
01-13-2010, 02:55 AM
I will agree with Monklish (I've never said that before) foreigners really have an edge in this category.
Judging by the phrasing in the thread title you clearly are British.
Ask and you shall receive my friend.

travis_grant
01-13-2010, 05:01 AM
I will agree with Monklish (I've never said that before) foreigners really have an edge in this category.
Judging by the phrasing in the thread title you clearly are British.
Ask and you shall receive my friend.


christ!

that easy eh, i have been to florida 3 times and have never found it works, maybee because all they see everyday is brits?
i was in a club down in clearwater once & this group of stunning broads (american) were saying 'talk....just talk i love it'

thats the closest i got, i just talked. i in turn love your accent

Monklish
01-13-2010, 05:08 AM
Try asking them to blow you next time.

travis_grant
01-13-2010, 05:26 AM
Try asking them to blow you next time.

''how doo bitch, fancy having a go on my wanger''

*SLAP!*

HandBanana
01-13-2010, 09:41 AM
''how doo bitch, fancy having a go on my wanger''

*SLAP!*

While wearing a monocle and pokin at her tits with a cane

michaelmontanez
01-13-2010, 09:47 AM
lol, that just might work

seanyb
01-13-2010, 01:31 PM
girls like Australian guys hey? I'm totally in

amyzzz
01-13-2010, 02:17 PM
While wearing a monocle and pokin at her tits with a cane
hahaha

MissingPerson
01-13-2010, 02:21 PM
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chairmenmeow47
01-13-2010, 02:54 PM
This is mainly for the campers,

I know most dont go there TO find a mate but those who do, how do you get on in finding a random girl or guy (never a hard task) who is willing to sleep with you at the drop of a hat lol?

where im from we have events like creamfields & the last time i was there i saw people going at it behind dance tents, in port loo's etc!

if it's never a hard task, what's the point of this thread?

travis_grant
01-14-2010, 02:10 AM
if it's never a hard task, what's the point of this thread?

i meant 'girls getting a guy to sleep with them'

thats never a hard task, if a girl wants to have sex with someone, she IS going to get it! IF she is the slightest bit hot, 99% of men are going to drop their pants like a bad habbit.

if its the other way round, things are a whole lot trickier. I'm asking, when at events of this sort when everyone is off their box on anything & everything, the rules seem to be a little more relaxed & some go getters might have a chance of being balls deep in some birds ass, no?.

MissingPerson
01-14-2010, 02:13 AM
You mix your colloquialisms, sir.

travis_grant
01-14-2010, 02:19 AM
slang

chairmenmeow47
01-14-2010, 07:37 AM
I'm asking, when at events of this sort when everyone is off their box on anything & everything, the rules seem to be a little more relaxed & some go getters might have a chance of being balls deep in some birds ass, no?.

just explain it to the birds that way and i'm sure they'll drop trou immediately :thu

beavington
01-14-2010, 10:28 AM
i meant 'girls getting a guy to sleep with them'

thats never a hard task, if a girl wants to have sex with someone, she IS going to get it! IF she is the slightest bit hot, 99% of men are going to drop their pants like a bad habbit.

if its the other way round, things are a whole lot trickier. I'm asking, when at events of this sort when everyone is off their box on anything & everything, the rules seem to be a little more relaxed & some go getters might have a chance of being balls deep in some birds ass, no?.

as the compliments about brits and their accents come in, he gets way more british.

yeahfontaine
01-14-2010, 10:32 AM
this thread is icky.

HandBanana
01-14-2010, 10:34 AM
http://i.imgur.com/kfPf3.jpg

Mickjagger00
01-14-2010, 10:48 AM
yes it the foreign accent that gets them every time.

HandBanana
01-14-2010, 11:04 AM
Im hoping my AmeriCalifornia accent gets me some luverly crumpet at Glasto

travis_grant
01-14-2010, 11:11 PM
as the compliments about brits and their accents come in, he gets way more british.


tooshay haha

p.s what does 'puta' mean? every bar/club i went in when i was in america i see the word puta scrolled across the toilet wall. Is it something to do with slutty women?

kingsleyk
01-15-2010, 06:04 AM
yes it the foreign accent that gets them every time.

Seriously hope this is true.

gaypalmsprings
01-15-2010, 06:07 AM
http://regmedia.co.uk/2009/01/16/jungle_jane.jpg

saulgood
02-26-2010, 07:09 PM
ha "puta" is spanish slang for whore/bitch/slut, it's a blanket term for a woman you don't like.

MissingPerson
02-26-2010, 07:20 PM
girls like Australian guys hey? I'm totally in

You'll have to wear one of those hats with all the corks and some of those Steve Irwin hotpants to get the best out of it though.

JClemy
02-26-2010, 07:55 PM
Just pull it out and walk around saying
"oo wants a go at me tallywacker!"

You'll have to say it in a very sterotypical accent too. I would go for a mockney one.

Also flap it around. I'm sure you can't fail!

MissingPerson
02-26-2010, 07:59 PM
Hell, just make up an accent, tell people you're from Burundi. Nobody knows what Burundi should sound like, they won't cop.

JClemy
02-26-2010, 08:02 PM
Nice idea MP. I think your idea will help people avoid jail.

I suppose with my idea they were going to get picked up by someone. That someone might be the cops and they might tazer you but I'm sure the wizard got some wherever he got taken.

beavington
02-26-2010, 08:51 PM
tooshay haha

p.s what does 'puta' mean? every bar/club i went in when i was in america i see the word puta scrolled across the toilet wall. Is it something to do with slutty women?

it means pretty much whore. if you call a mexican a puta or puto you should be ready to fight, apparently its the worst thing you can say to "them".

Cammo
02-26-2010, 11:54 PM
Fake uh British accent?

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv247/cammo2222/90811910_4bd1985f37.jpg

lickety_spit
02-27-2010, 12:05 AM
''how doo bitch, fancy having a go on my wanger''

*SLAP!*

"How do, bitch?"
my new favorite greeting. thank you.

iammrcandyman
02-27-2010, 01:53 AM
Give a girl chemicals and she'll be on your dick pretty fucking fast.

juloxx
02-27-2010, 10:05 AM
Nothing gets bitches wetter than a British accent, especially if you also sound rich. Talk about how you still have negroes working the fields in your second manor.

CellarOwl
02-27-2010, 11:55 AM
I've been using this to practice my British accent for the last couple of months:

http://baconorbeercan.com/

My Jamaican too.

MissingPerson
02-27-2010, 12:04 PM
Talk about how you still have negroes working the fields in your second manor.

Britain abolished slavery before the US did and never had a black peasantry as such. This would give you right away, yank.

M Sparks
02-27-2010, 12:47 PM
Britain abolished slavery before the US did and never had a black peasantry as such. This would give you right away, yank.

Brit-speak works on American men, too. (swoon)

Kaimyrdin
02-27-2010, 02:20 PM
So how about a Kiwi / Aussie accent with a touch of Brit in it? That work for anyone? ;)

coachellalove
02-27-2010, 03:53 PM
I will agree with Monklish (I've never said that before) foreigners really have an edge in this category.
Judging by the phrasing in the thread title you clearly are British.
Ask and you shall receive my friend.

ill sleep with Jremy at the drop of a hat.

just sayin.

freshdirect
02-28-2010, 01:59 AM
So how about a Kiwi / Aussie accent with a touch of Brit in it? That work for anyone? ;)

yes, yes. very much so.

daxton
02-28-2010, 06:58 AM
Don't know about everyone else, but I'm pretty much over the English, Aussie, Kiwi accents. I'll take Irish or Scottish any day, though. Much more interesting.

gaypalmsprings
02-28-2010, 07:07 AM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fn3fw53xW8Rk/610x.jpg

donkey sex
02-28-2010, 10:21 AM
one in five

Jennyaye
02-11-2011, 03:21 PM
... I've always wanted to do it with a blind musician... ;)

intuitionn
02-13-2011, 03:38 PM
http://heavylogix.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/mystery.jpg

this might help you out.

DaftpunkisWhere
02-13-2011, 03:58 PM
it means pretty much whore. if you call a mexican a puta or puto you should be ready to fight, apparently its the worst thing you can say to "them".

Yes..Dont say that to "Us"