The notjaycutler Twitter thread

[ZackQ]

Have you NFL fans seen this? Possibly the funniest thing ever.

www.twitter.com/notjaycutler

"Q: What's Jay going to do this offseason? A: Play Rock Band, rip bongs, and see how many miles of vagina I can travel. "

"Anybody in Chi-town tomorrow night? Thinking about fucking this game and getting daaaaaaaaaaarunk."

"Ed Hardy needs to make a Snuggie. ASAP as possible."

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Fucking god damned epic.

"I wish my last name was Del Negro. Then I could probably bang Oprah."

[ZackQ]

This could be one of the funniest accounts on Twitter.

[Mr. Fuzz]

My New Year's plans involve two girls, four holes, a midget with a bear trap, a pinata full of lube and two trips to the hospital.
12:11 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web

[faxman75]

"I will accept all thank yous and rewards for victory at Deanna Farve's hotel room manana."

[ZackQ]

Fake Ozzie Guillen is pretty funny too.

www.twitter.com/fakeozzie

[TommyboyUNM]

I might actually sign on to Twitter again.

January 1st, 11:58 am


Never thought I'd wake up with my dick in a toaster.

[ZackQ]

Agreed. Fake tweets about Jay Cutler's junk is the only reason to use Twitter.

[TommyboyUNM]

Not as good as its original purpose.

"I'm going to the store"

"I just got home from the store"


That reminds me, I don't miss Facebook status updates at all.

[sonofhal]

Twitter - It's as good as the people you follow (so follow interesting tweeters)
Facebook - It's as good as the friends you have (so get some new friends).

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"I'm trying to get FOX to create a dating show for me ... The Snatchelor."

[TomAz]

Twitter makes the insipid just banal.

[ZackQ]

Here's a good one from a while ago..."I just farted in the bank line."

[ZackQ]

I just wanted to point out how awesome this continues to be....

"How can you watch "Rudy" and not cry? I'm just fucking with you fags, I'm watching porn."

[RedThom]

"I eat more pussy than Alf"