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GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 10:31 AM
omg....my phone just fell out of my pocket and into the toilet.

i had just dropped a deuce in the toilet.

the phone fell right on top of the deuce.

justinaqui
12-18-2009, 10:38 AM
flush it and cut your losses.

Monklish
12-18-2009, 10:43 AM
Man the fuck up and wash it off.

Or shit on top of it.

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 10:44 AM
been there done, that. even used rubbing alcohol to get the turd out of the cracks.

this is what being unemployed does to a man.

Monklish
12-18-2009, 10:46 AM
I account for like 50 percent of all the sigs on this board right now. I'm awesome.

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 10:47 AM
and you measure that how? source bitch.

Monklish
12-18-2009, 10:48 AM
I dunno, try opening your fucking eyes before you request sauce from me.

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 10:48 AM
and, btw, don't fucking hijack this thread mutherfucker. this thread is for people to commiserate with me and make fun of my most disgusting predicament.

Monklish
12-18-2009, 10:49 AM
It's not like anyone's going to be surprised that you're shitty.

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 10:50 AM
way to get us back on topic. here's what a close friend just wrote me:

"it goes perfectly with your potty mouth."

qf fucking t

A_1_B_2
12-18-2009, 10:52 AM
This thread is right up Monklish's alley. Just like your phone, he loves it when people take a steaming pile of shit on him. He wishes he was your phone right now, wafting in the chunky edges of your feces.

runbowsky
12-18-2009, 10:55 AM
I heard you like talking shit on the phone, so we put your phone in shit so you can talk shit while you shit... X to the Z ahhawwhaaaww!

Ravingmad
12-18-2009, 10:58 AM
My friend dropped her phone into one of the Coachella port-a-pottys. You got nothing on that.

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 11:02 AM
My friend dropped her phone into one of the Coachella port-a-pottys. You got nothing on that.

i would have definitely walked right the hell out had i done that!

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
12-18-2009, 12:29 PM
Can you hear me now?

Cheddar's Cousin
12-18-2009, 02:37 PM
Yeah...but you sound like shit...

algunz
12-18-2009, 02:43 PM
There was a thread a couple years back about grabbing money out of the toilet. There were pictures and everything.

You need to recreate the moment, geezr. Pics or it didn't happen.

chiapet
12-18-2009, 02:49 PM
Having your phone land on a turd might have been lucky for you, I hear they don't always work once they've been submerged in toilet water.

One of my friends dropped his phone into the pot in the port-a-potties at zeitgeist - he was drunk, pissing, and texting. Some people don't deserve to have phones.

Kropladop
12-18-2009, 03:40 PM
if this ever happens to me im takin it to verizon without cleaning it off first and asking for a replacement

malcolmjamalawesome
12-18-2009, 03:46 PM
There needs to be pictures

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 04:28 PM
There needs to be pictures

i know...i fukked up. in my horror to get it the hell out of the steaming pile, i neglected to think of how much that would have enhanced the story. of course, i did later and realized just how much of a missed oppty that was.

live and learn....actually, maybe not, please.

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 04:30 PM
There was a thread a couple years back about grabbing money out of the toilet. There were pictures and everything.

You need to recreate the moment, geezr. Pics or it didn't happen.

oh man....i so wished it didn't happen. the 3 hellish hours dealing with ATT and pleading with them to carry over my old # to the new SIM reminds me of that all too well.

but, i did prevail and, actually, like this new phone better. let's just hope it's deuce proof!

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 04:32 PM
Having your phone land on a turd might have been lucky for you, I hear they don't always work once they've been submerged in toilet water.

One of my friends dropped his phone into the pot in the port-a-potties at zeitgeist - he was drunk, pissing, and texting. Some people don't deserve to have phones.

um, let's just say it didn't hit it with a thud...but now we're really venturing into TMI zone.

and, the zeitgeist story....just classic. of course, it's less interesting to the non-locals out there but if you ever come visit SF, look me up and i'll take you there so you can see just how rank chia's story is. plus, you can smoke bowls in the back patio.

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 04:33 PM
if this ever happens to me im takin it to verizon without cleaning it off first and asking for a replacement

now *that* would require VIDEO!!

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 04:34 PM
thanks for making me laugh you guys. god, what an ordeal. i can't believe i painstakingly cleaned that POS (literally) only to have it still become a brick. i'm an idiot.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
12-18-2009, 04:42 PM
c-c-c-comboooooo



Yeah...but you sound like shit...

http://i48.tinypic.com/nebzi9.jpg

Raptor Clinton
12-18-2009, 04:45 PM
Maybe deuce related incidents are covered by Verizon phone ensurance. Oh, no, wait. If your phone breaks because it's shitty they won't replace it.

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 04:47 PM
c-c-c-comboooooo

http://i48.tinypic.com/nebzi9.jpg
and a good combo to boot. are you guys friends or was that just random serendipity?

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
12-18-2009, 04:49 PM
friends?

you couldnt pay me to be friends with these skuzzy drongo's and harpy's

emtgreg
12-18-2009, 06:39 PM
I feel that it is appropriate to mention, that I am taking a shit while reading this thread.

emtgreg
12-18-2009, 06:39 PM
No, I won't drop my laptop in the toilet, my cock is in the way. This is the cockblock of win and laptop.

GeezrRckr
12-18-2009, 06:43 PM
if you drop your phone/'puter on top of it, don't forget to snap a photo. we can't have any more failed kodak moments.

blackchango
12-18-2009, 11:28 PM
genious !

TallGuyCM
12-19-2009, 12:18 AM
plus, you can smoke bowls in the back patio.

Done it. And I'm not even a local.

Distorted_Jungle
01-05-2010, 01:52 PM
My friend dropped her phone into one of the Coachella port-a-pottys. You got nothing on that.

I would have waited a few minutes and called it while someone else was dropping one in there, imagine taking a dump and all of a sudden the toilet bowl starts playing music haha.

GeezrRckr
01-05-2010, 02:01 PM
^denoted.

along with snapping a picture, should this ever happen again (hoping not!).

Chaplipman
01-05-2010, 09:50 PM
c-c-c-comboooooo




http://i48.tinypic.com/nebzi9.jpg

This board is turning into /b/.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
01-05-2010, 09:53 PM
lol no, just a few /b/ related posts

if this were turning into /b/ you'd have a shit ton of fail posts pertaining to lolli's, CP, fapping, "faggotry", and other topics of the like.

Sounds like you havent been on /b/ in a while