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the goat
12-16-2009, 11:54 PM
http://www.avclub.com/articles/2009-the-year-in-band-names,36204/2/

Gotta go with Pabst Smear as my favorite, tho I also loved Worst Case Ontario, Deep Throat My Shotgun, Fuckshovel, and Cerebral Ballzy. Barrio Speedwagon < REO Speeddealer.

Best Song: Gay for Johnny Depp's "Belief In God Is So Adorable"

Best (only?) Female Guns n' Roses Cover Band: Paradise Titty

Best Influences: The Book of Right On: "Puppy kisses and unicorn sneezes. The Man. Safe drugs/bad sex. Tight footwear. Living in a nation that made macaroni and cheese EASIER to make."

Best Myspace Tagline: Geman Beef Initiative: "The zombie walkers and vacuum assholes abounding, the German Beef Initiative stuck to their cause even while the New England occupation of Texas seemed complete with facist commandant marching down Congress Street, vibrator lodged in ass screaming, 'Limits to freedom!'"

M Sparks
12-17-2009, 07:00 AM
I like "Watch Out! There's Ghosts"

EDIT- (You know they argued about how hard it was to say "There're Ghosts")

Also, just because it's that time of year..."Daddy's Gonna Kill Ralphie"

Young blood
12-17-2009, 07:53 AM
Hi Yablo.

HowToDisappear
12-17-2009, 08:34 AM
We Were Promised Jetpacks

humanoid
12-17-2009, 08:54 AM
/\ I heard the name We Were Promised Jetpacks and instantly loved it