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bballarl
02-19-2007, 10:34 PM
What are we fighting for?

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn

The next stop is Vietnam...

full on idle
02-19-2007, 10:37 PM
http://www.open-air-kino.ch/data/movie/hair.jpg

TomAz
02-20-2007, 11:46 AM
At the welcome page for the Country Joe website, it says:


Welcome to the official World Wide Web home of the 60s band that stopped the war in Vietnam.

menikmati
02-20-2007, 11:47 AM
What's that spell?

FUCK!

mob roulette
02-20-2007, 12:06 PM
...4, take the elevator

at the hotel yorba, i'll be glad to see you later.

all they got inside is vacancy...

AEversW
02-20-2007, 12:28 PM
...strikes you're out at the old ball game!!


spring training is wonderful.

thinnerair
02-20-2007, 12:37 PM
It's Mos Def and Talib Kweli...
We came to rock it on to the tip-top
Best alliance in hip-hop, wyahhhhh
I said one two three
Its kind of dangerous to be a emcee
They shot tupac and biggie
Too much violence in hip-hop, wyahhhhh

fortydollarsworthofmeat
02-20-2007, 12:43 PM
..4 come on baby say you love me
5-6-7 times
8-9-10-11 Im just gonna keep on counting
Until you are mine

kimery08
02-20-2007, 12:44 PM
hahahahahahhahaha

thinnerair
02-20-2007, 12:54 PM
...get loose now.

it takes two to make a thing go right.
it takes two to make it outta sight!

TomAz
02-20-2007, 12:55 PM
-4 cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7 all good cretins go to heaven

mob roulette
02-20-2007, 01:06 PM
...get loose now.

it takes two to make a thing go right.
it takes two to make it outta sight!

BOSS.

kimery08
02-20-2007, 01:06 PM
4
i declare a thumb war.

Hannahrain
02-20-2007, 01:08 PM
3 bats! ah ah ah.

mob roulette
02-20-2007, 01:09 PM
lightning. thunder. etc.

thinnerair
02-20-2007, 01:10 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b4/Tootsie_Pops_Mascot.jpg

amyzzz
02-20-2007, 01:12 PM
I gave this thread 1 star.

Hannahrain
02-20-2007, 01:12 PM
i'm giving it 5 out of spite.

TomAz
02-20-2007, 01:20 PM
whatever you do don't call her a troll.

breakjaw
02-20-2007, 08:03 PM
Another funky radical bombtrack
Started as a sketch in my notebook
And now dope hooks make punks take another look
My thoughts ya hear and ya begin to fear
That ya card will get pulled if ya interfere

With the thoughts from a militant militant mind
Hardline, hardline after hardline

Landlords and power whores
On my people they took turns
Dispute the suits I ignite
And then watch 'em burn

bmack86
02-20-2007, 08:10 PM
o'clock Four o'clock rock
5,6,7o'Clock, 8 o'clock rock
9,10,11 O'clock, 12 O'clock rock
we're gonna rock, rock around the clock

codytwo
02-20-2007, 09:38 PM
and its just another bombtrack
and suckas be thinkin that they can fake this
but I'ma drop it at a higher level.

EDIT: Fuck. I didn't see that. I lose.

EDIT2: Actually, mine's better.

vinylmartyr
02-20-2007, 09:41 PM
it takes two to make a thing go right.
it takes two to make it outta sight!

Lyn Collins

full on idle
02-20-2007, 09:45 PM
Phil Collins

Tylerdurden31
02-20-2007, 09:47 PM
and I come with the wicked
Style and you know that Im from the wicked
Crew, act like you knew
Cos I got everybody jumpin to the voodoo
Pick it, wicked rhymes, picket signs
While me and the mob gotta truck full of 9s
Play ya and Ill slay ya
I got thug-made dough by the hey-a
Ready to buck buck buck and its a must
To duck duck duck before I bust
Lookin for the one that did it
But like en vogue, no youre never gonna get it
Cos Im the one with the fat mad skills
And I wont choke like the buffalo bills
Sittin at the pad just chillin
Cos larry parker just got two million, oh what a feelin
So shake that ***** and pass me the pill
And Ill slam dunk ya like shaquille oneal
Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that test tube baby
Kick it cos I get wicked

full on idle
02-20-2007, 09:48 PM
you're old

codytwo
02-20-2007, 09:53 PM
4 5 6 7 8 schlameel, schlamazel,
Hasenpfeffer Incorpor_ated!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Laverneshirleycast.jpg

full on idle
02-20-2007, 10:01 PM
WE'RE GONNA DO IT

thinnerair
02-20-2007, 10:13 PM
and I come with the wicked
Style and you know that Im from the wicked
Crew, act like you knew
Cos I got everybody jumpin to the voodoo
Pick it, wicked rhymes, picket signs
While me and the mob gotta truck full of 9s
Play ya and Ill slay ya
I got thug-made dough by the hey-a
Ready to buck buck buck and its a must
To duck duck duck before I bust
Lookin for the one that did it
But like en vogue, no youre never gonna get it
Cos Im the one with the fat mad skills
And I wont choke like the buffalo bills
Sittin at the pad just chillin
Cos larry parker just got two million, oh what a feelin
So shake that ***** and pass me the pill
And Ill slam dunk ya like shaquille oneal
Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that test tube baby
Kick it cos I get wicked

nice work, mr cohen.

full on idle
02-20-2007, 10:14 PM
HE'S OLD

thinnerair
02-20-2007, 10:43 PM
HE'S OLD

yeah. hes quite old. i bet hes got a 401K and old balls and everything!

Hannahrain
02-21-2007, 01:57 AM
1-2, 1-2-3-4
I walked to new york and back from LA
I lived on a mountain and once by the bay
I bought an apartment and slept in the hay
but there's not place that's softer than (your arms)

JelloPuddingChat
02-21-2007, 02:14 AM
2-1-2-3-4
The only girl I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
One evening 1945
With just her sister at her side
And only weeks before the guns
All came and rained on everyone
Now she's a little boy in Spain
Playing pianos filled with flames
On empty rings around the sun
All sing to say my dream has come

But now we must pick up every piece
Of the life we used to love
Just to keep ourselves
At least enough to carry on

echolalia
02-21-2007, 02:15 AM
http://www.sonkiss.com/idg-number-4.jpg

Tylerdurden31
02-21-2007, 06:39 AM
yeah. hes quite old. i bet hes got a 401K and old balls and everything!

I also have a colostomy bag!

Stefinitely Maybe
02-21-2007, 06:45 AM
Unos, dos, tres, catorce...

Lights go down
It's dark
The jungle is your head
Can't rule your heart
I'm feeling so much stronger
Than I thought
Your eyes are wide
And though your soul
it can't be bought
your mind can wander

Hello, Hello
Hola!
I'm at a place called vertigo
It's everything I wish I didn't know
Except you give me something I can feel
Feel

The night is full of holes
Those bullets rip the sky
Of ink with gold
They twinkle as the boys play rock and roll
They know that they can't dance
At least they know

I can sell the beat
I'm askin' for the cheque
Girl with crimson nails
Has Jesus 'round the neck
Swinging to the music
Swinging to the music
Woooao

Hello, Hello
Hola!
I'm at a place called Vertigo
It's everything I wish I didn't know
But you give me something I can feel
Feel

All of this, all of this can be yours
All of this, all of this can be yours
All of this, all of this can be yours
Just give me what I want and no-one gets hurt

Hello, Hello
Hola!
I'm at a place called Vertigo
Lights go down and all I know
Is that you give me something I can feel
You're teaching me ...aaahhh
Your love is teaching me how
How to kneel
Kneel

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

thinnerair
02-21-2007, 08:15 AM
this thread went way further than i thought it would.

J~$$$
02-21-2007, 08:52 AM
four, five,..... six, seven, eight, nine, ten, elevennnnn........TWELVE!!!!!!!!

private,eyes
02-21-2007, 08:53 AM
four five six
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna drive past the Stop 'n' Shop
With the radio on

I'm in love with Massachusetts
And the neon when it's cold outside
And the highway when it's late at night
Got the radio on
I'm like the roadrunner.

Cochella people have a sense of humor that I never find in my ordinary life. The message board makes me laugh every day. I'm glad to know that their are a few like minded people out there to feel connected to. Can't wait 'till the end of April.
Peace.

All That I Am
02-21-2007, 09:03 AM
Xr8vUTm64h0

private,eyes
02-21-2007, 09:13 AM
1-2-3-4
Almost every day
I see the same face
On broken picture tube
It fits the attitude
If you could see yourself
You put you on a shelf
Your verbal masturbate
Promise to nauseate
Today Ill play the part of non-parent
Not make a hundred rules
For you to know about yourself
Not lie and make you believe
Whats evil is making love
And making friends
And meeting God youre own way
The right way

(chorus) to see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
Youre making us
Fucking hostile!!!!!!!!!!!

Hannahrain
02-21-2007, 11:24 AM
1 for the money
2 for the show
3 to get ready and go, man go!

tell me, mr. siegal, how do i get out of here?

invisiblerobots
02-21-2007, 11:39 AM
h-YcBVEnLT8

codytwo
02-21-2007, 12:38 PM
now-a honey come with me
cause ya look so fine that I really wanna make you mine

4-5-6, now come and get your kicks
now you dont need money with a face like, do ya honey?

:sorry

lindseyb
02-21-2007, 12:48 PM
4567
all good children go to heaven

invisiblerobots
02-21-2007, 01:01 PM
9NXeO9_Ec7w&e

samiksha
02-21-2007, 02:32 PM
4,5,6,6,6
Running round the neighborhood
Perjorative, "Jinx." he said the groom's
Down on me cuz he ate the rice
It was well intentioned but bad advice
Hell yeah, yeah, yeah
Let it breakthrough, oh let breakthrough
Open the curtain and let in some sky
it's almost half past two, and you can tell by the light
Open your window, and let in the atmosphere!

codytwo
02-21-2007, 03:07 PM
marlenas
There's got to be someone we can trust
Out here among us.
3 marlenas.

meyouseek
02-21-2007, 03:50 PM
4, 5, 6-6-6!!!
It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.

codytwo
02-21-2007, 07:53 PM
and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at your door,
ready to make an entrance so back on up.
cause you know we bout to rip shit up.

dedzilla
02-21-2007, 09:05 PM
What are we fighting for?

Did anyone else start belting out Pat Benatar after reading that?



...okay maybe it was just me.

chunk
02-21-2007, 09:17 PM
...shes a real left winger 'cause shes been down south
and held peasants in her arms
she said, "i could tell you a story that could make you cry.
what about you?"
i said "me too"

codytwo
02-21-2007, 09:36 PM
(live rendition of Tuesday's Gone for next 7 minutes)

breakjaw
02-22-2007, 04:02 AM
four five six
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna drive past the Stop 'n' Shop
With the radio on

I'm in love with Massachusetts
And the neon when it's cold outside
And the highway when it's late at night
Got the radio on
I'm like the roadrunner.



Good one.I can't believe this wasn't the first one that occurred to me.

breakjaw
02-22-2007, 04:04 AM
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show

Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la

Hannahrain
02-22-2007, 04:11 AM
1, 1, 1 cuz you left me and
2, 2, 2, for my family and
3,3,3, for my heartache and
4, 4, 4, for my headache and
5, 5, 5, for my lonely and
6,6,6, for my sorrow and
7, 7, n-n-no tomorrow and
8, 8, I forgot what 8 was for but
9, 9, 9 for my lost God and
10, 10, 10, for everything every thing everything...

happyguy23
02-22-2007, 04:12 AM
1, 2, 3, 4, fiiiive, 6.
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
16, 17, 18, 19, 20, tweeeentyone, 22, 23...
twenty four-our-our-our.
25, 26,
27.
28.
29.
30 second song...

breakjaw
02-22-2007, 04:43 AM
1, 2, 3, 4, fiiiive, 6.
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
16, 17, 18, 19, 20, tweeeentyone, 22, 23...
twenty four-our-our-our.
25, 26,
27.
28.
29.
30 second song...
I thought of this one also but couldn't remember who did it.Some Germans,right?

happyguy23
02-22-2007, 04:55 AM
I thought of this one also but couldn't remember who did it.Some Germans,right?

It's by WIZO. Pretty sure they're German.

breakjaw
02-22-2007, 05:09 AM
It's by WIZO. Pretty sure they're German.
That's it!Thanks!

breakjaw
02-22-2007, 05:18 AM
For all the grandmas on the board
L5ipDj2pxas

fortydollarsworthofmeat
02-26-2007, 09:23 PM
1 2 3
That's the speed of the seed
A B C
That's the speed of the need
You can dream a little dream
Or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it
Cuz dreamers always chase
But never get it

:bump

chunk
02-26-2007, 09:36 PM
...four five six seven eight nine
one time somebody in germany said nein.

bmack86
02-26-2007, 09:57 PM
Breakjaw, that does swing.
four, five, six, seven
B-O-R-E-D-O-M-S Super Space Seven!

kroqken
05-30-2007, 10:19 AM
1,2,3,: People are out to get me.

breakjaw
05-30-2007, 10:34 AM
5,6 grab your crucifix...

amyzzz
05-30-2007, 10:35 AM
7, 8
gonna stay up late
9,10
never sleep again

ragingdave
05-30-2007, 10:36 AM
Uno, dos, tres...
Quatro, cinqo, six (sp?)...

No speakah spanish...
No speakah spanish...

canexplain
05-30-2007, 10:57 AM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b4/Tootsie_Pops_Mascot.jpg



I know this sounds totally off thread, but if you look at this thread, what’s going on with it anyway … so I had this deli in a small town outside of Nashville before even subway existed …. I called my place Big Owls …. I had owl pics all over the place, a stuffed owl, and a sign with an owl on it …. To this day, some people in tenn think my name is AL, as in BIG AL ….. geez some people have no clue …. It was a cool place though, it was an old house and the kitchen was the kitchen and the other rooms were places you could hang out and jam, listen to tunes on a stereo, play chess, and just party …. It became the hangout for all the kids in the town … well one day, they told me I would have to move out because they were going to build something on the land … so I left … my sis that stayed there said “Ron don’t you realize they really kicked you out of town “ of course I said no way … to this day, that piece of land is just vacant (they gave me the old house to sell) … now I really never made much money out of it, but my rep in that town, both good and bad, still exists 30 some odd years later …. Hicks, well some of them … I think when I go to the roo, I will drive by there just for kicks … cr****

ragingdave
05-30-2007, 10:59 AM
I hate you.****

canexplain
05-30-2007, 11:06 AM
I hate you.****

now i know you pick on everyone lol, but why is it you hate me ... cr****

amyzzz
05-30-2007, 11:13 AM
now i know you pick on everyone lol, but why is it you hate me ... cr****
Maybe your story was better than his.

Yablonowitz
05-30-2007, 11:20 AM
now i know you pick on everyone lol, but why is it you hate me ... cr****

Look at that photo of Dave in that shirt and hat embarassing himself in front of David Byrne and I think you can feel a sense of pride that he said he hates you.

Also, whenever Dave says ANYTHING mean to ANYONE just take solace in this fact: he only has one testicle.

canexplain
05-30-2007, 11:22 AM
Maybe your story was better than his.


wow 4k posts ...yikes .. well that story was alas, just a day in a life ... i really do have some interesting stories i wont bore the board with ... cr****

ragingdave
05-30-2007, 11:23 AM
he only has one testicle.

That's why I hate.

J~$$$
05-30-2007, 11:24 AM
and its 1 - 2, no 1 testicle.

canexplain
05-30-2007, 11:25 AM
and its 1 - 2, no 1 testicle.

now thats funny ... cr****

Yablonowitz
05-30-2007, 11:25 AM
wow 4k posts ...yikes .. well that story was alas, just a day in a life ... i really do have some interesting stories i wont bore the board with ... cr****

4k posts, and not one as interesting as Ron the Owl.

ragingdave
05-30-2007, 11:27 AM
and its 1 - 2, no 1 testicle.

Yet he's a happy testicle now.
His partner in crime had become too big for the two of them, so he had to be taught a lesson. Forcibly removed against and his will and shredded to pieces.

Now Lefty has the run of the place.

full on idle
05-30-2007, 11:29 AM
Yablo has three testicles.

J~$$$
05-30-2007, 11:31 AM
Yet he's a happy testicle now.
His partner in crime had become too big for the two of them, so he had to be taught a lesson. Forcibly removed against and his will and shredded to pieces.

Now Lefty has the run of the place.

You didnt keep it in a jar to pull out and scare the grandkids?

canexplain
05-30-2007, 11:34 AM
You didnt keep it in a jar to pull out and scare the grandkids?

here is a pic of old country joe singing that song ... this was at cervantes in denver last year .. makes me think of hee haw ... cr****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/DSC02935.jpg

amyzzz
05-30-2007, 11:35 AM
4k posts, and not one as interesting as Ron the Owl.
I'm not that old yet.

Yablonowitz
05-30-2007, 11:36 AM
Yablo has three testicles.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/yablonowitz/newtcradle123.gif

I like to play that game with them. Only with three balls, not five. Don't have room for that, know what i'm sayin'? LOLOL!!!!!

ragingdave
05-30-2007, 11:38 AM
You didnt keep it in a jar to pull out and scare the grandkids?

Unfortunately, no.
I don't think they let you keep it if it's malignant.
Some kind of biohazard issue maybe.

I think I did ask to see it when I came out of the anesthesia all the while puking my brains out and being temporarily blind.

EDIT: Um no grandkids due to this discussion topic...