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bug on your lip
12-04-2009, 10:28 AM
please post the best disses in here for posterity

Young blood
12-04-2009, 10:28 AM
bugs mom.

bug on your lip
12-04-2009, 10:29 AM
daymm.. my mom dissed you?

you really have hit rock bottom

TomAz
12-04-2009, 10:30 AM
there was that one time BD made fun of YBs hand. good times that.

bug on your lip
12-04-2009, 10:31 AM
Diss point system

Dissed by Randy,bug or Young Blood = 1 point
Dissed by Tom = 2 points
Dissed by Caco = 5 points
Dissed by Amyzzz = 20 points
Dissed by BrokenDoll = 100 points








you don't want points

Young blood
12-04-2009, 10:33 AM
there was that one time BD made fun of YBs hand. good times that.

Its too easy(like bugs mom). Had she thought it out more I would give her credit.

TomAz
12-04-2009, 10:35 AM
While I don't disagree with you at all, I think she thought it out about as far as she was capable.

bug on your lip
12-04-2009, 10:37 AM
BD just received 2 points

amyzzz
12-04-2009, 10:37 AM
Diss point system

Dissed by Randy,bug or Young Blood = 1 point
Dissed by Tom = 2 points
Dissed by Caco = 5 points
Dissed by Amyzzz = 20 points
Dissed by BrokenDoll = 100 points








you don't want points
I think you get a point on me right there. Damn you, bug.

caco0283
12-04-2009, 10:54 AM
I don't diss people buggy...I just fuck them

bug on your lip
12-04-2009, 10:55 AM
I don't diss people buggy...I just fuck them

which is a diss

caco0283
12-04-2009, 10:58 AM
damnit I just got dissed by bug....i thought you were my kneegro

Monklish
12-04-2009, 11:01 AM
Today was my third session. It last less than 15 minutes. I told her I felt great after my trip to Europe and had developed some boundaries and have been a good mood lately. She said I don't need any more appointments and I should just call her if I get any more anxiety or feel overwhelmed by any of the situations I have told her about previously.

So, session 1 she is telling me to go on meds and session 3 she says her work is done.

That was valuable.


You told her you felt great...

Faxy gets twenty, plus I think a bonus is in order for dizzzzzzzing somebody in the mental health thread.

Suffacated
12-09-2009, 04:20 PM
Diss point system

Dissed by Randy,bug or Young Blood = 1 point
Dissed by Tom = 2 points
Dissed by Caco = 5 points
Dissed by Amyzzz = 20 points
Dissed by BrokenDoll = 100 points
you don't want points

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/POLO/Fuckyoupete001.jpg
Oh yes I do...

M Sparks
12-09-2009, 06:56 PM
I want to discuss BDs craft projects now.

BROKENDOLL
12-10-2009, 12:53 PM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/POLO/Fuckyoupete001.jpg
Oh yes I do...


I want to discuss BDs craft projects now.
What? You want the story behind the "fuck you, Pete," or, how I made my own Coachella Message Board?

Suffacated
12-10-2009, 02:01 PM
It's all good :winkiss

bug on your lip
12-14-2009, 06:39 AM
http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/2009/07/donkey-xplosion-copy.jpg

gaypalmsprings
12-14-2009, 07:08 AM
http://www.seductionsingapore.com/bootcamp/images/bootcamplogo.gif

caco0283
12-14-2009, 07:20 AM
im not falling for that GPS...i show up and I'm the girl all the guys are trying to approach...get a number from.....date..seduce....and be attracted to

captncrzy
12-14-2009, 07:39 AM
Not sure why you need "girl getting" skills in Singapore. Aren't they all whores over there?

Devin the Dude
12-14-2009, 01:05 PM
good practice.

RedThom
12-14-2009, 02:08 PM
<- dissed by amyzzz

bmack86
12-14-2009, 03:43 PM
That one was actually made for me, kids. Back off.

bug on your lip
12-15-2009, 07:07 AM
randy, this is what i'm talking about. i'm really not trying to be a bitch to you. you are sometimes a very mean person, and i am always an incredibly sensitive person. i just don't want you to talk to me. i'm not trying to flame you or get in some internet battle, you're just not nice and i want you to leave me alone.

its one thing to be a douche to people you don't know on the internet. i consider it something else entirely to be nothing but douchey to people you call your friends.

so please, just stop. just leave me alone. i don't want this to turn into some big game for you, although i'm sure it already has. there's no fight, there's no winning, just.....leave me alone. i'm tired of being offended by someone i think is my friend, and never knowing whether or not you're going to be in a civil mood or if you're going to make yourself feel better by attacking me. its not worth it. go make fake friends with other people, and go be mean to them.

heart

captncrzy
12-15-2009, 07:43 AM
oh laws.

Sorry, but anybody that doesn't get that Randy is just Randy is asking for it.

amyzzz
12-15-2009, 08:23 AM
At least someone else gets it. Fuck Randy.

Monklish
12-15-2009, 08:25 AM
You two can form a little whiners collective and cry into each others' sad vaginas about it like a couple of toddlers then, Amy.

bug on your lip
12-15-2009, 08:27 AM
randy is turning this into a big game again

chairmenmeow47
12-15-2009, 08:32 AM
how come people can't ever "defriend" or "ignore" someone permanently? it always seems to happen multiple times. it's like people quitting the board, lol.

bug on your lip
12-15-2009, 08:34 AM
as far as i know Marooko has been true to his word on keeping me on his ignore list..

but all the others have come back to me eventually

amyzzz
12-15-2009, 08:45 AM
I wish ignoring was more seamless. I don't want to see that an ignored someone has posted after me.

Monklish
12-15-2009, 08:49 AM
Aw, Princess, is that pea bothering you?

bug on your lip
12-15-2009, 08:52 AM
*snicker*

Monklish
12-15-2009, 08:54 AM
I've got an idea for you Amy--if you don't want to see me post right after you, shut the fuck up.

caco0283
12-15-2009, 09:21 AM
That was awesome

Hannahrain
12-15-2009, 09:39 AM
as far as i know Marooko has been true to his word on keeping me on his ignore list..

but all the others have come back to me eventually

You know how hard it is to rid your house (soul) of an infestation, Bug.

caco0283
12-15-2009, 10:23 AM
You know how hard it is to rid your house (soul) of an infestation, Bug.

damn extra points for a diss in the diss archive

TomAz
12-15-2009, 11:16 AM
This thread is not living up to its promise.

bug on your lip
12-15-2009, 11:21 AM
Didn't that thread establish that there is nothing gay about eating your own semen?

Edit: That was my 10,000th post? wtf?

self-diss

Mr. Dylanja
12-15-2009, 03:07 PM
Put me down for 20.


What're ya thinkin', zzzizzz?


I'm thinking that you shouldn't talk to me, honey.

amyzzz
12-15-2009, 03:19 PM
:rolleyes

Mr. Dylanja
12-17-2009, 10:48 AM
I think Sparks gets 40 points for the double diss.



And then, during Nitzer, I witnessed the gayest mosh pit in the world. And by "gay", I mean about 12 frat guys who would put their arms around each other in groups of 3-5 and careen around in a big ball of sweaty manliness until someone pushed them hard enough for them to fall over in a big pile, and then they would jump up and hug and laugh and say "now that's just good fun!". It would have been hilarious to watch, except occasional I would actually try to WATCH THE SHOW and then I would get hit from the side. I took a pretty bad fall after a while, and then I remembered I don't have health insurance for another month or 2, so I figured I should move back.

I tried to chat with Amy between bands, but she wasn't having it.


The frat-boy mosh pit bumped me hard once; I'll probably get a bruise on my arm -- but at least I didn't fall over.

BROKENDOLL
12-17-2009, 12:04 PM
Diss point system

Dissed by Randy,bug or Young Blood = 1 point
Dissed by Tom = 2 points
Dissed by Caco = 5 points
Dissed by Amyzzz = 20 points
Dissed by BrokenDoll = 100 points

you don't want points
Dissed by Brokendoll gives 100 points? No shit? That's a great insentive! I'll just take my little satchel of Diss now, so I can be on my merry way to deliver it personally to some creep in another thread...Thanks.

BTW...You may want to get another satchel ready for my return. K,thnx! :lips

Monklish
12-17-2009, 12:05 PM
... she thinks diss is something you carry around in a satchel.

amyzzz
12-17-2009, 12:06 PM
Is it a diss if I didn't mean it to be a diss? :nono

locachica73
12-17-2009, 12:07 PM
that should double the points then. :p

Monklish
12-17-2009, 12:08 PM
Don't you fucking lamebrains ever get tired of communicating in emoticons?

TomAz
12-17-2009, 12:24 PM
Thank you.

I have tried to at least get the men to stop using the emoticons, figuring I could appeal to their manliness-vanity, and I suppose I might have had some success with some of the heterosexuals. The women, though, I have presumed were beyond salvation.

amyzzz
12-17-2009, 12:24 PM
come on now. the no-no face is priceless.

TomAz
12-17-2009, 12:27 PM
No, it's not 'priceless'. It is worthless. It is a crude animation which you are using to express your thoughts instead of rich language. It makes you (and anyone else who uses emoticons) look like simple-minded, knuckle-dragging apes.

Monklish
12-17-2009, 12:28 PM
If we start letting ourselves believe women are capable of being saved we're just dooming ourselves to disappointment.

chairmenmeow47
12-17-2009, 12:30 PM
you can pry my emoticons from my cold, dead hands. nothing says how i'm feeling like a good :nono

amyzzz
12-17-2009, 12:30 PM
Well the use of it among my friends has developed into a treasured sense of CAMAraderie that apparently you've missed. Too bad for you, Tom.

miscorrections
12-17-2009, 12:44 PM
I've said it before, and I stand by it: emoticons are for emotional cripples and illiterates.

miscorrections
12-17-2009, 12:44 PM
Coma-raderie, amirite?

amyzzz
12-17-2009, 12:45 PM
cama then. whatever.

chairmenmeow47
12-17-2009, 12:50 PM
i enjoy being illiterate then. i find text in social situations alone to be visually boring. when i was in high school and would pass notes with people, i spent more time decorating my notes than actually writing them. i just prefer things to be visually interesting. plus, i'm extremely expressive in person and find it hard to communicate by the written word alone becuase i want to emote!!!

it may mean that people might not take my precious message board posts, texts and handwritten letters seriously, but i don't don't write those things to be taken seriously. i do them to have fun. and since it makes things fun for me, that's all i care about :) :) :)

i write enough serious shit about policy and disqualifying people all day long at work anyways.

Still-ill
12-17-2009, 12:50 PM
http://memegenerator.net/Instances/897/Sir-Courage-Wolf-Esquire-I-BELIEVE-COMARADERIE-IS-INCORRECT-CAMARADERIE-IS-WHAT-YOU-WERE-REACHING-FO.jpg

MissingPerson
12-17-2009, 12:50 PM
I'm an Irish Computer Science student. Of course I'm an emotional cripple.

amyzzz
12-17-2009, 12:54 PM
I think I've demonstrated AGAIN and AGAIN how emotionally crippled I am. It's almost become a sense of pride for me.

:p

Monklish
12-17-2009, 12:55 PM
... obviously my girlfriend is the exception that proves the rule wherein the rest of you are d-bags.

miscorrections
12-17-2009, 12:55 PM
Then aren't giant ASCII graphics more your style, MP?

TomAz
12-17-2009, 12:55 PM
Well the use of it among my friends has developed into a treasured sense of CAMAraderie that apparently you've missed. Too bad for you, Tom.

I can make friends without using inane little cartoon figures as a crutch.

obzen
12-17-2009, 12:55 PM
http://memegenerator.net/Instances/897/Sir-Courage-Wolf-Esquire-I-BELIEVE-COMARADERIE-IS-INCORRECT-CAMARADERIE-IS-WHAT-YOU-WERE-REACHING-FO.jpg
Total mind-blower.

amyzzz
12-17-2009, 12:56 PM
I can make friends without using inane little cartoon figures as a crutch.
Bully for you, Tom.

chairmenmeow47
12-17-2009, 12:58 PM
I can make friends without using inane little cartoon figures as a crutch.

:pulse

Hannahrain
12-17-2009, 12:58 PM
Bully for you, Tom.

I'd like this to go on the record as Amy skewing pro-bully. Just for a later date.

amyzzz
12-17-2009, 01:03 PM
:lips

locachica73
12-17-2009, 01:06 PM
I am all about conforming to please others so I will cut back on my smileys. I shall miss them though.

Monklish
12-17-2009, 01:07 PM
http://www.memegenerator.net/Instances/784/Courage-Wolf-MEASURE-TWICE-KICK-ASS.jpg

locachica73
12-17-2009, 01:08 PM
I am picturing that red x being something negative.

amyzzz
12-17-2009, 01:09 PM
I don't need to hear about any red x's

chairmenmeow47
12-17-2009, 01:10 PM
what did the red x's ever do to you, amy?

TomAz
12-17-2009, 01:21 PM
Hey look, it's Hannah.

Hannahrain
12-17-2009, 01:24 PM
Hi Tom.

TomAz
12-17-2009, 01:27 PM
Hi Hannah. It is nice to see you posting again. Are you on break?

Hannahrain
12-17-2009, 01:29 PM
I am. I'm enjoying my last few days at home before heading to Eugene tomorrow and then Florida on the 25th.

Young blood
12-17-2009, 01:32 PM
http://www.memegenerator.net/Instances/784/Courage-Wolf-MEASURE-TWICE-KICK-ASS.jpg

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/30108/original/lookimadeamemeimsofunny.jpg?1260399865

TomAz
12-17-2009, 01:34 PM
I am. I'm enjoying my last few days at home before heading to Eugene tomorrow and then Florida on the 25th.

Florida? that's a change.

Monklish
12-17-2009, 01:34 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/30108/original/lookimadeamemeimsofunny.jpg?1260399865

There.s a meme answer to everything.

http://www.memegenerator.net/Instances/116/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-TRY-TO-BE-WITTY-AND-CONDESCENDING-IN-ORDER-TO-LOOK-COOL.jpg

Young blood
12-17-2009, 01:35 PM
but you are doing it wrong. Thats bachelor frog. he usually sounds like "takes shit, read shampoo bottle" Or "jerk off, clean up later"

Hannahrain
12-17-2009, 01:37 PM
Florida? that's a change.

Spring break woo.

I have family there. They have a wet bar, nine bathrooms, and a wine closet with a luminous engraving of a buxom lady on the door. The trifecta!

TomAz
12-17-2009, 01:38 PM
Nine bathrooms spread across how many houses?

Monklish
12-17-2009, 01:38 PM
I'm well aware of who he is, I allowed the post to deviate from form because it happened to be there right in front of me.

Young blood
12-17-2009, 01:39 PM
I'm well aware of who he is, I allowed the post to deviate from form because it happened to be there right in front of me.

SAY IT WITH A MEME!

Monklish
12-17-2009, 01:41 PM
http://www.memegenerator.net/Instances/16/Courage-Wolf-YOUR-MEME-JUST-GOT-MEMED.jpg

justinaqui
12-17-2009, 01:44 PM
Spring break woo.

I have family there. They have a wet bar, nine bathrooms, and a wine closet with a luminous engraving of a buxom lady on the door. The trifecta!

I'd love to see a pic of said lady.

chairmenmeow47
12-17-2009, 01:45 PM
Nine bathrooms spread across how many houses?

i think it would be much more classy if there was just a bathroom hall where they were all located in one spot like at coachella.

TomAz
12-17-2009, 01:46 PM
oh. yes. that would be cool. and you could point and laugh when someone comes out with a long piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe.

rskapcat
12-17-2009, 01:50 PM
I try not to abuse the emoticons, but I find that they are useful in conveying tone. I'm especially conscious of them because of how fond Beverly is of them. My general goal is to be as un-Beverly-like as possible.

Hannahrain
12-17-2009, 01:52 PM
One house. One ridiculous house with the bathrooms spread across in even distribution, and one outside by the pool. This is the place where the ceiling fan flew off the ceiling at me and gave me a mild but lasting phobia that I've yet to overcome.


I'd love to see a pic of said lady.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4003/4193879876_f1ebc4420d_m.jpg

justinaqui
12-17-2009, 01:59 PM
Dope. Now to find the origin.

ivankay
12-17-2009, 02:03 PM
One house. One ridiculous house with the bathrooms spread across in even distribution, and one outside by the pool. This is the place where the ceiling fan flew off the ceiling at me and gave me a mild but lasting phobia that I've yet to overcome.


i wanted to find a clip of the ceiling fan shot from Apocalypse Now and post it as a response. Then i thought "What if Hannah's fear of ceiling fans is to such a high degree, that clicking 'play' would send hear into hysterics?" i opted with safety.

TomAz
12-17-2009, 02:07 PM
So gentle, caring, and kind.

BROKENDOLL
12-17-2009, 02:10 PM
No, it's not 'priceless'. It is worthless. It is a crude animation which you are using to express your thoughts instead of rich language. It makes you (and anyone else who uses emoticons) look like simple-minded, knuckle-dragging apes.
While mine may also be a crude animation, it not only expresses my thoughts, but it contains rich language...
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/MY%20CREATIVE%20MIND/8233_587362334317_30610466_34539054.jpg

TomAz
12-17-2009, 02:17 PM
You know, yesterday you made a little cartoon of me with suggestions that seemed to indicate you know a lot more about me than you actually do. And now, today, another little cartoon aimed at me. You need to take it to heart when reasonable, level-headed, relatively sane people like Pixiessp say you are acting a little creepy. I am trying really hard to be as nice as I possibly can to you, but you're pushing my limit. Just saying.

BROKENDOLL
12-17-2009, 04:03 PM
I try not to abuse the emoticons, but I find that they are useful in conveying tone. I'm especially conscious of them because of how fond Beverly is of them. My general goal is to be as un-Beverly-like as possible.
Way to set a goal for something you know nothing of...If you had said Brokendoll-like, it might make more sense. Oh, well, no emoitcon for you, Becca...


You know, yesterday you made a little cartoon of me with suggestions that seemed to indicate you know a lot more about me than you actually do. And now, today, another little cartoon aimed at me. You need to take it to heart when reasonable, level-headed, relatively sane people like Pixiessp say you are acting a little creepy. I am trying really hard to be as nice as I possibly can to you, but you're pushing my limit. Just saying.
What part of that first cartoon indicates I know a lot about you, Tom? I just know if I planned on sending a missile to Uranus, I'd want to wear a spacesuit. Obviously, by reading more into it than just my stupid attempt to be funny, you're the one looking creepy now. Sorry.

rskapcat
12-17-2009, 04:43 PM
If I know a person's name, I don't use that person's board name. Are Beverly and Brokendoll different people? Now I'm confused.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-17-2009, 04:50 PM
Way to set a goal for something you know nothing of...If you had said Brokendoll-like, it might make more sense. Oh, well, no emoitcon for you, Becca...


i'm pretty sure most people here know your real name

miscorrections
12-17-2009, 05:13 PM
I'm pretty sure she's saying she's got a board persona that's different from how she is in real life.

rskapcat
12-17-2009, 05:16 PM
I will never understand why a person would need a "persona".

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-17-2009, 05:17 PM
i doubt she spends enough time away from the computer to have a different "persona"

miscorrections
12-17-2009, 05:18 PM
Well, for example I'm nicer and bubblier in person. I don't mean to be different online than I am in real life but since written conversations don't transpire like spoken ones everything's bound to come out a little differently.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-17-2009, 05:25 PM
it's definitely WAY easier to be a complete prick online and allow all the internal shit-talking you do all day in your head spill from the fingertips

mountmccabe
12-17-2009, 05:28 PM
I burned the tip of my forefinger on my left hand on a cookie sheet being used to roast vegetables in the oven. It doesn't hurt and didn't even hurt at the moment of burning but it feels weird like I have a new tighter skin without as much fingerprint.

rskapcat
12-17-2009, 05:30 PM
For clarification purposes: Brokendoll posts excessively without considering whether or not she is contributing something of worth to the topic at hand. She also overuses emoticons. I try to avoid cluttering threads with posts that have little to no value. That work better?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-17-2009, 05:36 PM
WHAT

Monklish
12-17-2009, 05:39 PM
Well, for example I'm nicer and bubblier in person. I don't mean to be different online than I am in real life but since written conversations don't transpire like spoken ones everything's bound to come out a little differently.

Um... bubblier?

gaypalmsprings
12-17-2009, 05:40 PM
http://www.animatiesite.nl/smiles/smileygroottong.gif

obzen
12-17-2009, 05:41 PM
I will never understand why a person would need a "persona".

Texan to the marrow.

paulthomasanderson
12-17-2009, 05:45 PM
I will never understand why a person would need a "persona".

The men this guy deals with would beg to differ.

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/pantagraph.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/8/f6/23d/8f623d30-23a4-579d-960c-a57ee877fc48.preview-300.jpg

rskapcat
12-17-2009, 05:47 PM
Well, I swear more in person. And I guess I'm more sarcastic...sarcasm doesn't always work in text.

obzen
12-17-2009, 05:48 PM
Really now?

TommyboyUNM
12-17-2009, 06:13 PM
Do you speak in italics in real life?

obzen
12-17-2009, 06:21 PM
Don't ask question me, Lobo.

Monklish
12-17-2009, 06:22 PM
Yeah, don't ask him question, wolf.

rage patton
12-19-2009, 02:47 PM
I try not to abuse the emoticons, but I find that they are useful in conveying tone. I'm especially conscious of them because of how fond Beverly is of them. My general goal is to be as un-Beverly-like as possible.

This is a good goal.

I don't know about you guys, but it seems like to me Brokendoll has been getting weirder and weirder over the past few months. These "photohops" are definitely soon going to cross the "creepy" line very soon.

Still-ill
12-19-2009, 02:51 PM
This is a good goal.

I don't know about you guys, but it seems like to me Brokendoll has been getting weirder and weirder over the past few months. These "photohops" are definitely soon going to cross the "creepy" line very soon.

I appreciate the nicety of this post, but you and I know that those photoshops have "crossed that line" already.

TomAz
12-19-2009, 02:53 PM
going to?



edit: still-ill beat me to it.

rage patton
12-19-2009, 02:58 PM
I just realized how redundant that last sentence of mine was. I used "soon" twice. Whoops.

Which thread was it where she made Tom an astronaut? That one creeped me out...

BROKENDOLL
12-19-2009, 03:11 PM
For clarification purposes: Brokendoll posts excessively without considering whether or not she is contributing something of worth to the topic at hand. She also overuses emoticons. I try to avoid cluttering threads with posts that have little to no value. That work better?
Yeah, it shows you're obviously a quick learner, Becca. Now, if only I could learn to be all cutesy and adorable as I blew smoke up another's ass, I could have your persona. How about that?


Well, I swear more in person. And I guess I'm more sarcastic...sarcasm doesn't always work in text.
So, as far as the cutesy adorable act goes, you're saying you're just really another asshole in real life? Please, Becca...

And, as for the photoshops, (as you guys like to refer to them) I don't have photoshop, I use something else.(And, I've never claimed to be an expert with it.) Guess I should just be lame and unimaginative like everyone else and google a pic instead, or when it's someone's birthday, a simply worded Happy B-day will have to do from now on, would that be more acceptable to you sensitive types out there?
Take away everyone's personality and anxiety medication, I'm pretty sure you're all whacked further past any line I've crossed. Sorry...

rage patton
12-19-2009, 03:14 PM
Did you really just call Becca, of all people, an asshole?

amyzzz
12-19-2009, 03:24 PM
I can't see BD's post, but to be fair Becca did say she wanted to be as un-Beverly-like as possible, which is a hurtful statement.

rage patton
12-19-2009, 03:29 PM
From how Becca further elaborated, it seemed like to me Becca was just saying she was trying not to post like Brokendoll. I don't really think that was intended to be a personal insult.

Monklish
12-19-2009, 03:31 PM
I don't think people like Brokendoll, or Amy for that matter, can reasonably expect to be surprised or hurt when people deride their posts. If they want to not be derided, post less retardedly.

BROKENDOLL
12-19-2009, 05:36 PM
I appreciate the nicety of this post, but you and I know that those photoshops have "crossed that line" already.
Cartoons and stupid pics is all it takes for you guys to feel that I've crossed a line? Even those I've posted of myself? Wow. Obviously, you wouldn't last long standing behind the line I've stood by if you're that sensitive. What a bunch of wimpy hypocrites...Seriously, would you define the line I've crossed and explain the difference between it and the one that's been crossed in respect to me? I'm really curious here how the actual mentality of this message board is starting to seem.

Monklish
12-19-2009, 05:45 PM
BD, here's why it's creepy:

When you trash talk someone, whether you accept it or not, you make little to no sense. Frequently it involves some kind of really bizarre scatological suggestion that's even stranger than just overt vulgarity not because it's grosser but because the train of thought seems... well, disjointed.

When you go to the trouble of spending some minutes creating little animations to deliver these equally unfunny and seemingly unhinged jokes it makes it much, much creepier. The reason is that then it's obvious how much effort you put into such an utterly lame, whacked out joke and somehow never at any point in the minutes of time it took you to create them did you stop and say to yourself, "Wait a minute... this barely makes any sense and isn't even funny. I'll stop working on it now."

Do you understand how that could be weird for people? I'm just being honest and earnest here. That's the truth.

Suffacated
12-19-2009, 06:14 PM
Look....
they are actually carrying on a conversation.

TomAz
12-19-2009, 07:41 PM
If that's a conversation, then I hope BD is listenting, because Randy is dead on.

biggfoot17
12-19-2009, 08:10 PM
BD is the only person I have on ignore

captncrzy
12-19-2009, 08:42 PM
BD, here's why it's creepy:

When you trash talk someone, whether you accept it or not, you make little to no sense. Frequently it involves some kind of really bizarre scatological suggestion that's even stranger than just overt vulgarity not because it's grosser but because the train of thought seems... well, disjointed.

When you go to the trouble of spending some minutes creating little animations to deliver these equally unfunny and seemingly unhinged jokes it makes it much, much creepier. The reason is that then it's obvious how much effort you put into such an utterly lame, whacked out joke and somehow never at any point in the minutes of time it took you to create them did you stop and say to yourself, "Wait a minute... this barely makes any sense and isn't even funny. I'll stop working on it now."

Do you understand how that could be weird for people? I'm just being honest and earnest here. That's the truth.

There's about 20 words in this post that she won't understand. You're probably going to need to dumb it down quite a bit.

BROKENDOLL
12-19-2009, 08:53 PM
BD, here's why it's creepy:

When you trash talk someone, whether you accept it or not, you make little to no sense. Frequently it involves some kind of really bizarre scatological suggestion that's even stranger than just overt vulgarity not because it's grosser but because the train of thought seems... well, disjointed.

When you go to the trouble of spending some minutes creating little animations to deliver these equally unfunny and seemingly unhinged jokes it makes it much, much creepier. The reason is that then it's obvious how much effort you put into such an utterly lame, whacked out joke and somehow never at any point in the minutes of time it took you to create them did you stop and say to yourself, "Wait a minute... this barely makes any sense and isn't even funny. I'll stop working on it now."

Do you understand how that could be weird for people? I'm just being honest and earnest here. That's the truth.

You know, you're right. So fucking what? Obviously, if many think I've crossed a line by making up some stupid picture, or worse, taking the time to make a b-day wish, yet, find it okay to follow you in crossing any lines in regards to personally attacking me, then really, Randy they can take their double standard beliefs and hypocritical assumptions and kiss my ass.

Speaking of which, I'm assuming it's okay though for you to trash people? (Afterall, it's about the only thing you're good for.) And as for those so-called scatological posts of mine? Let me guess, these same people would rather see you repeatedly post about sucking dick, fucking someone in the ass, or claiming the message board as yours? I didn't realize that to be a self-proclaimed board moderator around here, you had to be a hypocrite too...


If that's a conversation, then I hope BD is listenting, because Randy is dead on.
Whether or not he's dead on or not makes no difference. It's a public message board...Unfortunately, it's a really bad representation of what attracted me to Coachella in the first place...The variety of personalities and people, backgrounds and friendly attitudes. Some of you have turned it into a litterbox and act as if you've got to spray everything before you can accept it. If, in defending myself, my "potty mouth" has upset the sensitive souls, my apologies. But, if you'd rather believe in some one that does take pride in being offensive, instead of explaining the difference between shit I've posted and what I've seen around here from others at times, then you go, Tom! Maybe you can proclaim to be the guy in charge one day just like Randy does.

Monklish
12-19-2009, 08:56 PM
BD, what don't you get about it? It's not being offensive that we're complaining about. If you were offensive and, say, funny like me, or at least somewhat coherent, it would be a completely different game. Instead you're batshit crazy and you seem like you're spending 10 or 20 minutes crafting ridiculous, nonsensical images of us. You use our pictures to create these bizarre sentiments. It makes it seem like you're some psycho crafting a shrine in the hole in your basement.

BROKENDOLL
12-19-2009, 08:57 PM
There's about 20 words in this post that she won't understand. You're probably going to need to dumb it down quite a bit.


Don't even get me started on the subject of sheep and cows...

Monklish
12-19-2009, 08:58 PM
Don't even get me started on the subject of sheep and cows...

LIKE THIS. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?

BROKENDOLL
12-19-2009, 09:03 PM
BD, what don't you get about it? It's not being offensive that we're complaining about. If you were offensive and, say, funny like me, or at least somewhat coherent, it would be a completely different game. Instead you're batshit crazy and you seem like you're spending 10 or 20 minutes crafting ridiculous, nonsensical images of us. You use our pictures to create these bizarre sentiments. It makes it seem like you're some psycho crafting a shrine in the hole in your basement.
You're right again. Silly me for wasting 10-20 minutes on non-sensical images when it only takes 2 seconds to tell someone to go fuck themselves...my bad.

Monklish
12-19-2009, 09:19 PM
You're right again. Silly me for wasting 10-20 minutes on non-sensical images when it only takes 2 seconds to tell someone to go fuck themselves...my bad.

YES. EXACTLY.

BROKENDOLL
12-20-2009, 12:08 AM
Don't even get me started on the subject of sheep and cows...

LIKE THIS. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?
Wow, thanks for pointing that out... I forgot to put Jackass on the list.
There. NOW IT MEANS YOU AND YOUR BARNYARD OF FOLLOWERS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES...Better?

YES. EXACTLY.
'Nuf said then...

BROKENDOLL
12-20-2009, 12:11 AM
For the record, Eggnog ain't 1/2 bad with enough Brandy added to it! (Probably more than enough. Cheers!)

rskapcat
12-20-2009, 07:15 AM
*sigh* Beverly, it's silly for you to assume that I meant "my goal is to be as un-Beverly-like as possible" as an attack on you. I don't know you off the board. You seem kind-hearted & loyal...those are good qualities. Doesn't change my opinion that the majority of your excessive posts are rambling & loaded with emoticons. I also don't want to post like Ron...I doubt he'll be all that offended by that statement.
To comment on the rest of your responses to what I said: I'm not on any anti-depressants. For you to assume that is way worse than me not wanting to emulate your posting style. As far as me being an asshole...sometimes I am. Can't be sweet-natured all the time. Being one-dimensional is boring. And I'm waaaaay too lazy to create some message board-only persona...what you see on here is what I'm like in person, with some sarcasm & swearing thrown into the mix.

captncrzy
12-20-2009, 07:29 AM
Becca, you really don't need to defend yourself here.

Monklish
12-20-2009, 08:30 AM
Wow, thanks for pointing that out... I forgot to put Jackass on the list.
There. NOW IT MEANS YOU AND YOUR BARNYARD OF FOLLOWERS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES...Better?

'Nuf said then...

Is that why you always post pictures of sheep? You're insinuating that the reason no one knows what the fuck you're saying is because they're just following me? No, you fucking psychopath, the reason everyone thinks you're nuts is because the shit you say is fucking nuts. It's not me suggesting something and everyone jumping on the bandwagon--it's 40 individuals all coming to the same conclusion and your oblivious ass making up any excuse you can to not take it seriously.

Sleeping Lion
12-20-2009, 08:44 AM
This is a great read.

biggfoot17
12-20-2009, 11:26 AM
Its those MS paint pictures. Gives me the creeps

Alchemy
12-20-2009, 11:38 AM
BrokenDoll, you should write a 5,000-page auto-biography that details your entire life and displays your creepy art. What a strange tome that would be.

Monklish
01-22-2010, 05:20 AM
Hoooooly shit.


Wow, all this time I thought suprefan was just a music educated snob with a gift for photography. This thread brought out his true colors...A 30 year old rainbow of pretentiousness and gross arrogance, who's pot o' gold can be found at home with mommy and daddy. Let's hope his photo skills can get him laid one day because his personality sucks big time.

Hell, how about an additional auction for Haiti for those that would pay to watch suprefan on his knees outside the Fonda's doors scratching like a pathetic alleycat to get in? (So much for your cat like reflexes,huh?)

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-22-2010, 05:23 AM
wow. I didn't even see that. deep burn.

Alchemy
01-22-2010, 08:13 AM
That's like 500 points! Supre has unlocked the Master Diss + Bonus Burn!

SoulDischarge
01-22-2010, 08:38 AM
The things you miss while you're on vacation.