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bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 12:54 PM
I am on my 3rd day of no smoking ...... grrrrrrr ..... cr****


http://www.bbspiderwebs.com/rodgolf/images/smoking_kitty.gif

Young blood
12-03-2009, 12:55 PM
After 93 years of smoking why quit now?

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 01:02 PM
on nicotine ****ron was just a peaceful aging hippie who disliked black women...

without nicotine ****ron will become a violent lou ferrigno with a boner and the taste of blood lust on his lips

algunz
12-03-2009, 01:33 PM
Shouldn't we be more encouraging?

You go, Ron!!! :thu








I'm still working on the smoke free lifestyle. I have had a few good runs, but I always go back. It's fucking hard to quit.

Young blood
12-03-2009, 01:34 PM
mmmmmmmm a smoooth winston sounds so good right now.

algunz
12-03-2009, 01:35 PM
I'm a Camel Lights girl.

Now, I want one. GREAT!! Thanks for nothing.

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 01:41 PM
i'm imagining algunz sucking on a Camel Light in slow motion & then pursing her lips and blowing

locachica73
12-03-2009, 01:41 PM
I like the marlboro ultra light 100's which apparently makes me a nonsmoker to everyone else.

Young blood
12-03-2009, 01:42 PM
cr*** is a winston man.

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 01:47 PM
cr*** is a winston man.


ohhh ohhhhh

****ron...
look what the black woman likes !!!!!

http://www.adrants.com/images/winston_cigarette_ad.jpg

canexplain
12-03-2009, 01:48 PM
cr*** is a winston man.

or those American somethings they give out at fests ...... tnx for the positive
push gang hehehehe ...... cr**** Yea if i go postal here, you will know why

TommyboyUNM
12-03-2009, 01:48 PM
hahaha....blacks have poor grammar....hahaha


*high fives Ron*

TallGuyCM
12-03-2009, 01:51 PM
So why does Ron type c*** at the end of everything? What does that mean?

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 01:51 PM
it's a swear word

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-03-2009, 01:54 PM
or those American somethings they give out at fests

that's my smoke of choice

http://www.ryomagazine.com/winter2003/jan2003amspirlight.jpg

locachica73
12-03-2009, 01:56 PM
i got several free packs of those things at coachella and couldn't give them away, and I have at least 6 teens in my house at a time and they will pretty much smoke anything.

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 01:57 PM
I have at least 6 teens in my house at a time and they will pretty much smoke anything.

Holy shit... you are LIVING CACO'S DREAM !!!!!

locachica73
12-03-2009, 01:59 PM
ummm is caco a girl? because they are mostly teen boys...

TallGuyCM
12-03-2009, 01:59 PM
it's a swear word

Ah, old inside joke huh.

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:04 PM
heres a pic of a smoking Ron....nie

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v260/124/100/1248694704/n1248694704_76704_7660.jpg

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:06 PM
ok i wasnt smoking in that one but here ya go cr***

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_9333f0ef4ca38798595de3c90b1ef5be.jpg

canexplain
12-03-2009, 02:08 PM
When I am successful, then I will only smoke weed!!! YB did you see where now they are trying to ďzoneĒ out medical pot places now? If there are any constitutional knowledgeable people here, I think that is unconstitutional. They can do like they do with strip clubs and say they canít be near schools and such but isnít it against the government to pass laws that will prohibit commerce and free trade? Cr****** (yes that is a no no word that even on this board you canít say)

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:09 PM
Ron don't go to strip clubs...not good for your heart at the age

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:11 PM
i did an image search for "smoking monkey" and my computer crashed

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:12 PM
http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens6050152module47645832photo_1248293217SMO KING_MONKEY.jpg

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:13 PM
When I am successful, then I will only smoke weed!!! YB did you see where now they are trying to ďzoneĒ out medical pot places now? If there are any constitutional knowledgeable people here, I think that is unconstitutional. They can do like they do with strip clubs and say they canít be near schools and such but isnít it against the government to pass laws that will prohibit commerce and free trade? Cr****** (yes that is a no no word that even on this board you canít say)

i think smokes were the only thing keeping ****ron alive..
as evidenced by this post, ****ron's brain is clearly dying

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:30 PM
wow you read that all of that post?? I stopped at strip clubs

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:36 PM
wow you read that all of that post?? I stopped at strip clubs

i didn't think it was too terrible of a read..

if you want torture try making it through a single page of the "Is There a God?" thread..

gaypalmsprings
12-03-2009, 02:39 PM
http://f.imagehost.org/0578/haters_president_obama_smoke.jpg

BROKENDOLL
12-03-2009, 02:47 PM
i didn't think it was too terrible of a read..

if you want torture try making it through a single page of the "Is There a God?" thread..
QFT
I think they should break it all down in 2 syllable words just for shits and grins.

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:49 PM
speaking of old people

canexplain
12-03-2009, 02:56 PM
I wouldnít even know that our county attorney was trying to get zoning done to stop the MMJ dispensaries except I control what sites people can go to in our county. They sent me down an email asking if I would permit them to go to certain sites so they could check those kinds of things. Turkeys. Cr****

stinkbutt
12-03-2009, 04:00 PM
God I love my cowboy killers

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/what_things_cost/image/marlboro.jpg

Astrid
12-03-2009, 04:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/ziggyadorable.jpg
nobody does it better.

ive been smoking turkish silvers lately...i think i need to go back to rollies or go for the gold. CAMEL RED LIGHTSSSSS!!!

Stickjohn
12-03-2009, 05:42 PM
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HunterGather
12-03-2009, 06:04 PM
I quit smoking in september this year.
I'm very proud I haven't gone back (after countless times of quitting and going back on it).

Though, I do occasionally miss it when I see others smoke.

locachica73
12-04-2009, 07:45 AM
I took a 10 year break and am back at it again. No one ever truly quits, eventually you will be out at the bar, having fun with friends, get a bit too tipsy, they will all light up and you will think, damn that looks good. You will borrow one, at first it will taste like shit but then the feel of it between your fingers will be so familiar, it will be like coming home. Then you will go through the "I only smoke when I drink" phase, but then you will feel bad about borrowing other peoples smokes so you will eventually buy the first pack. After that your sucked back in to the 3 pack a week habit.

bug on your lip
12-04-2009, 08:20 AM
http://bblmedia.com/sports/smoking_monkey.jpg

JebusLives
12-04-2009, 08:41 AM
Interesting fact: Smoking monkeys have been shown to be 40% cooler (P < 0.05) than non-smoking monkeys in a double-blind study.

amyzzz
12-04-2009, 08:46 AM
I hate that people/animals look cooler smoking. That's just lame.

Young blood
12-04-2009, 08:54 AM
http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Smoking%20Crab.jpg

invisiblerobots
12-04-2009, 09:15 AM
http://userwww.sfsu.edu/~mbeleber/nosmokingpetss.jpg

caco0283
12-04-2009, 09:22 AM
http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Fatty%20Rat%20Smoking.jpg

canexplain
12-04-2009, 09:31 AM
I did have one cig on the way to work this morning (5:00am and icy roads) and the funny and not so funny thing was it made me so dizzy and seeing double, I thought I was going to have to pull over. I have a 25 mile one way trip so I just stuck it out. cr****

amyzzz
12-04-2009, 09:33 AM
...and he's off the wagon.

canexplain
12-04-2009, 09:57 AM
...and he's off the wagon.

Give me a break turkey, I haven't smoked weed at all, haven't had anything to drink, and one cig. I wonder if you could get a ticket for being under the influence if it was a cig and you were acting goofy? cr****

amyzzz
12-04-2009, 09:59 AM
I'm sorry, Ron. Keep fighting the good fight, man.

TomAz
12-04-2009, 11:11 AM
Dissed by cr****

bleep
12-04-2009, 10:32 PM
i love the smell of cigar smoke. it reminds me of dad.

vinylmartyr
12-04-2009, 10:38 PM
No cigarettes since Jan 1st 2009. No booze or drugs since June 9 2007.

BROKENDOLL
12-04-2009, 10:54 PM
No cigarettes since Jan 1st 2009. No booze or drugs since June 9 2007.
I remember you mentioning the non-smoking when we met briefly@ Coach last year. And, if I recall, it was here in Indian Wells area that you turned things around in 2007, right? :thu

BROKENDOLL
12-04-2009, 11:03 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/JUST%20ME/Picture296.jpg I have many babysteps ahead of me before I can brag...:rolleyes

vinylmartyr
12-04-2009, 11:59 PM
Yeah pretty much