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caco0283
12-03-2009, 08:57 AM
So I have to do a 90 minute documentary on this event Day Glow....and I have no idea what kind of story to tell....please help

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Its just a big party with paint...there is NO STORY!!!!!

ivankay
12-03-2009, 08:59 AM
Well, how did it start? Who started it? How come? Who goes to this? Why do they love it? If it says in those clips, then i retract my questions. Unfortunately can't watch those at werk.

faxman75
12-03-2009, 09:00 AM
It looks like a rave in a club with paint. Good luck.

ETA, it looks more annoying than a rave. Like a giant douchey frat/sorority gathering at a club and instead of wet t-shirts they are pouring paint on eachother.

Monklish
12-03-2009, 09:00 AM
90 minutes on that shit? Jesus.

chairmenmeow47
12-03-2009, 09:03 AM
find a hot naked chick only wearing paint. there's your story.

caco0283
12-03-2009, 09:05 AM
Well, how did it start? Who started it? How come? Who goes to this? Why do they love it? If it says in those clips, then i retract my questions. Unfortunately can't watch those at werk.

Thats the obvious but there is no real story here...granted I can kill like 6 minutes doing a backstory on paint....ah man I'm setting myself up for failure here

captncrzy
12-03-2009, 09:05 AM
Why don't you pull a DM 101 and find a group of idiots going to this thing and follow them around all day.

caco0283
12-03-2009, 09:05 AM
find a hot naked chick only wearing paint. there's your story.

whatcha doing December 18th??

caco0283
12-03-2009, 09:06 AM
Why don't you pull a DM 101 and find a group of idiots going to this thing and follow them around all day.

not bad...ill have one of my assistants do that cos I don't want to spend a day with idiots

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 09:19 AM
not bad...ill have one of my assistants do that cos I don't want to spend a day with idiots

burn on full on idle

Monklish
12-03-2009, 09:25 AM
I'll charge you 200 dollars per idea.

caco0283
12-03-2009, 09:46 AM
burn on full on idle

dude that was dirty

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 09:51 AM
i take it all back.. she is a wonderful person with an aire of benevolence that is by no means haughty

Monklish
12-03-2009, 09:53 AM
aire?

djandrews25
12-03-2009, 09:56 AM
Space is an awesome venue.

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 09:58 AM
aire?

i was trying to sound refined

Val often threatens to ignore me if i talk ghettointernet-ish

Monklish
12-03-2009, 09:59 AM
Right... I have no objection to the word, if you spell it correctly. You can't just add an "e" to the end of words that don't have one in order to look refined. You just look illiterate.

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 09:59 AM
illiteratee


see.. looks Italian now = refined

caco0283
12-03-2009, 10:03 AM
Leave Valarie alone...she is a sweatheart

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 10:05 AM
her farts smell like candy corn

caco0283
12-03-2009, 10:08 AM
Kneegro plz....dont turn this into one of your monkee threads (see how I made monkey Italian)

caco0283
12-03-2009, 10:08 AM
http://www.rainbowcaribbean.com/images/monkey_italian.gif

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 10:11 AM
i wonder if that greasy whop is calling collect

TomAz
12-03-2009, 10:14 AM
i wonder if that greasy whop is calling collect

this is the hardest I've laughed on this board in weeks.

TomAz
12-03-2009, 10:20 AM
Why don't you pull a DM 101 and find a group of idiots going to this thing and follow them around all day.

and then as a parallel story, show the manufacture, importation, and distribution path of the drugs they take once they're there. So you've got one scene, Jason and Brittany planning their evening, then cut to Bolivia with Pedro and Javier picking the coca leaves, then Jason and Brittany shopping for clothes, then Eduardo running the plant processing the product, then Jason and Brittany having sex while talking about how great the party's gonna be, then a shot at the Port of Miami while the smuggled cargo is being unloaded (maybe interview the stevedores), then Jason and Brittany drinking all day getting ready, while Tyrone and LaTeesha pick up the goods to take to the club, then, in the climactic scene, Jason & Brittany hit the ATM, go to the club, make their score, and party.

You could even have a 3rd track with the Miami PD drug squad, to make it really interesting.

Monklish
12-03-2009, 10:20 AM
The real question is do any white people have any ideas for this shitty project?

caco0283
12-03-2009, 11:25 AM
Tom why do the black people have to be the ones scoring the drugs?

Also I wouldn't go as far as saying this is a shitty project....any project that pays my bills is a damn good project...why......cos it pays my bills and keeps me from having to get a shitty job

TomAz
12-03-2009, 11:46 AM
I never mentioned race. Racist.

Bud Luster
12-03-2009, 12:28 PM
say hello to Tyrone and LaTeesha:

http://europeansmile.com/prima/couple.jpg

Shredder
12-03-2009, 12:32 PM
my suggestion: tell them to shorten the material down to a 70 minute runtime or less.

90 minutes is fucking much for that kind of edit.

fatbastard
12-03-2009, 01:30 PM
Boy meets girl. Boy exchanges Day Glow with girl. Boy's X kicks in...

Young blood
12-03-2009, 01:36 PM
Turn it into a porn. Dayglo aliens that look human and shoot dayglo jizz. It would be an amazing edit and a launching pad to your dreams of becoming a porn producer.

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:08 PM
Justin Im never working in porn again....I used to be an editor for Jill Kelly Productions

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:16 PM
Justin Im never working in porn again....I used to be an editor for Jill Kelly Productions

that's why he was at the grade school filming

like Pete Townshend says... "research"

TomAz
12-03-2009, 02:16 PM
Jill Kelly Productions

She met fellow porn star Cal Jammer in 1993 at the above-noted CES convention and married him a month later.[5] Kelly separated from Jammer due to his infidelities off-camera, which she called "the deal breaker."[6] Jammer took the separation hard, committing suicide by shooting himself with a gun on the road in front of Kelly's house.[7]

Monklish
12-03-2009, 02:19 PM
Justin Im never working in porn again....I used to be an editor for Jill Kelly Productions

And before that an actor for Guys Jacking Guys.

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:20 PM
And before that an actor for Guys Jacking Guys.

i was hoping you would have kept "Gay Cops" going

Monklish
12-03-2009, 02:22 PM
Hmm... well, he can't be a cop, but I suppose he does look like a criminal.

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:22 PM
have you seen the gay sailors pic?

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:29 PM
backoff my sailor pic

amyzzz
12-03-2009, 02:31 PM
:pulse :pulse sailor pic! :pulse :pulse

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:35 PM
backoff my sailor pic

Rnooie,

How is my flight coming along?

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:37 PM
Yeah I'll be sure to bring that up in the meeting tonight.

"BTW I need to add 300 bucks to fly in this injun....I think it will show how culturally diverse we are in Miami"

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:40 PM
let me throw this out there because i think most around here will think this is a brilliant idea.

Rnooie tells them i am part of his production team and he needs a round-trip flight for me built into the budget. I can give them a bunch of French short-films as my film production resume, and they will be films that will be completely unverifiable..
it;s a no brainer really..
he is just scared

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:44 PM
What is the point on doing that??? The money I save but not flying you down here can go a long way at Diamond Dolls...dude 300 bucks....thats 12 songs in the friction room

chairmenmeow47
12-03-2009, 02:45 PM
there is no friction in the friction room

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:46 PM
What is the point on doing that??? The money I save but not flying you down here can go a long way at Diamond Dolls...dude 300 bucks....thats 12 songs in the friction room

daymm monkee..
get me my ticket ANNNDDD add another $600 for Diamond Dolls but mark the expense as "key grip"

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:47 PM
Down here there is....my friend went back there with a deaf stripper and she yanked out his thingy and all Helen Keller on that shit

chairmenmeow47
12-03-2009, 02:50 PM
she threw a retarded sounding tantrum on his dick?

bug on your lip
12-03-2009, 02:51 PM
she threw a retarded sounding tantrum on his dick?

she read the warts on his dick and replied with moans/drool