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TheTruth
12-02-2009, 06:47 PM
In fact, to punish you, I'm going to fuck you over so hard. Maybe you shouldn't be posting your junk on publicly accessible profiles, you dumb heeb. JewFace, you can take all of those pics down now if you want. I downloaded every single one of them. For every stupid post you create, I'm going to upload one more of these pics for everyone to see.

And let this be a warning to the rest of you. You post stupid shit on here, I will fuck you up.

Don't bitch at me if you click on this link at the wrong place it is NSFW.
Here you go, assholes. Here's a nude picture of that dumb heeb.

JewFace flashing his junk. (http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac326/MCBuilder85/8-41-168060445_4148418.jpg?t=1259739836)

MissingPerson
12-02-2009, 06:48 PM
Feeble.

Neutral Milk Hotel
12-02-2009, 06:48 PM
Huh?

Gribbz
12-02-2009, 06:50 PM
Paul Pierce?

suprefan
12-02-2009, 06:51 PM
They missed an asterisk on their censoring of the sig. Oooops. And its Randy.

MissingPerson
12-02-2009, 06:51 PM
Oh please let it be that jacuzzi Drebin guy.

Mr.Nipples
12-02-2009, 06:56 PM
You post stupid shit on here, I will fuck you up.



go ahead...

humanoid
12-02-2009, 06:58 PM
They missed an asterisk on their censoring of the sig. Oooops. And its Randy.

Randy is more creative with his obscenities. There would at least be some mention of dickholes, fuckbags or something similar in there.

Still-ill
12-02-2009, 07:00 PM
Fine words butter no parsnips.

faxman75
12-02-2009, 07:01 PM
How does this Dog the Bounty Hunter fuck still have a show? His wife's tits must cause her immense back pain.

Still-ill
12-02-2009, 07:02 PM
Also, Jewface is awesome. One misguided thread and he's on the shit list?

Ergofeev:v.X
12-02-2009, 07:05 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a38/Bnoon/Wow/blackspot.jpg

HunterGather
12-02-2009, 07:06 PM
whats the link a pic of?
i want to see jewfaces junk, but i cant trust the suspiciousness of it all :D

MissingPerson
12-02-2009, 07:09 PM
Here, I'll post it.

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac326/MCBuilder85/8-41-168060445_4148418.jpg

Still-ill
12-02-2009, 07:28 PM
I find it strange that this thread was started by an alias who's goal is to point out shitty posts and yet he was slammed by another alias who's goal is kind of similar.

MissingPerson
12-02-2009, 07:31 PM
It is strange, Still, and yet curiously tedious at the same time.

Strikes me as one of the C-list poster aliases. You know the ones that don't have a nameable primary account, nevermind any secondary ones?

This board has made me cynical. I used to be the cuddly one, you know.

Still-ill
12-02-2009, 07:35 PM
I have an idea who Ergo is... he first popped up after a chatroom session that was about Lamedar.

Cdubby
12-02-2009, 07:42 PM
very interesting.

Alchemy
12-02-2009, 07:45 PM
I'm Alchemy and I disapprove of this thread.

Still-ill
12-02-2009, 07:52 PM
Whoa some posts were deleted?

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 07:54 PM
Somebody catch me and Dave up to speed here.

Still-ill
12-02-2009, 07:57 PM
Our only lead is Mcbuilder85...
I think it's some sort of code for a conspiracy... right after MP typed that name and NationOcean posted "Who is McBuilder85?" those posts both disappeared. Something is going down.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 08:02 PM
Noted hip hop artist MC Builder?

Cdubby
12-02-2009, 08:03 PM
Please Builder, Don't Hurt 'Em

Still-ill
12-02-2009, 08:04 PM
Maybe... but this isn't the work of one man. Especially one man who doesn't exist.

unitedwesuck
12-02-2009, 08:05 PM
DISLIKE>LIKE

Still-ill
12-02-2009, 08:05 PM
Now unitedwesuck appears? This is too weird.

Cdubby
12-02-2009, 08:05 PM
Maybe... but this isn't the work of one man. Especially one man who doesn't exist.

http://fermentation.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/27/tinfoil.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 08:08 PM
Epic sig.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 08:12 PM
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4968/thewireomard.jpg

That's just Baltimore.

Gribbz
12-02-2009, 08:14 PM
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4968/thewireomard.jpg

That's just Baltimore.

Fuckin' Omar.

WhyTheLongFace
12-02-2009, 08:18 PM
Indeed.

Mr.Nipples
12-02-2009, 08:32 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e388/motojoe_23/baby_does_i_smell_nigra.jpg

Still-ill
12-02-2009, 08:48 PM
Hahaha!

fatbastard
12-02-2009, 08:49 PM
Antisemitics. Let the Jew speak.

BlackSwan
12-02-2009, 08:52 PM
It is strange, Still, and yet curiously tedious at the same time.

Strikes me as one of the C-list poster aliases. You know the ones that don't have a nameable primary account, nevermind any secondary ones?

This board has made me cynical. I used to be the cuddly one, you know.

The cynicism really shines through in this post.

JewFace
12-02-2009, 11:08 PM
Oh. My. God.

obzen
12-02-2009, 11:46 PM
Look at that butt, it is SO. BIG.

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2027362/aphrodite_Full.jpg

weeklymix
12-02-2009, 11:51 PM
http://breadnroses.ca/birthpangs/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/malepregnancy.jpg

JewFace
12-02-2009, 11:59 PM
I had a really rough day. Come home stressed as fuck. All I want to do is relax with some wine and maybe enjoy a few vids of kittens sneezing on the youtubes. And then this happens? WTF? Sometimes I hate this messageboard. So the photograph in question appears to have been removed by PhotoBucket. Who... saw it? And would you mind (if it's not too traumatizing) describing what this person has posted on here?

Who creates an alias just to terrorize minorities? At least PM me and tell me who the hell you are you god damn coward.

Guess I'll find another mb to hang at now.

obzen
12-03-2009, 12:02 AM
...crushing blows?

boarderwoozel3
12-03-2009, 12:04 AM
Well, this is quite the shit show. Keyboards distort reality in baffling ways.

HunterGather
12-03-2009, 12:05 AM
Wait, it really was a pic of your junk? lozl

I didn't click cause who knows what that link was gonna show me

JewFace
12-03-2009, 12:06 AM
I have no idea what it was. The image has been removed by PhotoBucket so it obviously was something "objectionable". That's why I'm asking. Ugh. So fucking lame.

HunterGather
12-03-2009, 12:07 AM
So you have pictures of your junk floating online?
Pics or it didn't happen

buddy
12-03-2009, 12:09 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WR_iQjK1KYo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WR_iQjK1KYo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

JewFace
12-03-2009, 12:24 AM
So you have pictures of your junk floating online?
Pics or it didn't happen
Both hands on the keyboard, Hunter.



<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WR_iQjK1KYo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WR_iQjK1KYo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
:thu

Monklish
12-03-2009, 01:06 AM
I tried to click on the link but there was no junk at the other end. But now I'm pissed and insist that someone needs to get me pictures of Jew balls asap.

HunterGather
12-03-2009, 01:08 AM
lolz

Astrid
12-03-2009, 01:49 AM
I tried to click on the link but there was no junk at the other end. But now I'm pissed and insist that someone needs to get me pictures of Jew balls asap.

Seconded.

p.s. nothing but love you JF. i think youre peachy keen <3

Young blood
12-03-2009, 05:29 AM
If any of you mother f*ckers mess with me, I will fuck you up on this board, mother f*cker. Don't post stupid shit.


Hahahaha "f*uckers" I think this kids dad works for honeywell.

Monklish
12-03-2009, 05:32 AM
Either that or he's Suprefan.

captncrzy
12-03-2009, 06:21 AM
What is the questionable thread that Jewface started in the first place? I'm the most irritable person I know; if it didn't irritate me, there's no way there's something wrong with it.

JewFace
12-03-2009, 06:25 AM
I tried to click on the link but there was no junk at the other end. But now I'm pissed and insist that someone needs to get me pictures of Jew balls asap.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2006/04/matzoball_soup.jpg

higgybaby23
12-03-2009, 06:26 AM
This message board has once again turned shit into gold. Well done people.

stinkbutt
12-03-2009, 06:26 AM
What is the questionable thread that Jewface started in the first place? I'm the most irritable person I know; if it didn't irritate me, there's no way there's something wrong with it.

I was wondering the same thing until I actually looked, take your pick

Jewface's threads (http://www.coachella.com/forum/search.php?searchid=5984498)

Monklish
12-03-2009, 06:30 AM
I think you meant to do this. http://www.coachella.com/forum/search.php?searchid=5984742

captncrzy
12-03-2009, 06:35 AM
Sorry, no matches.



Sorry, no matches.

JewFace
12-03-2009, 06:41 AM
I was wondering the same thing until I actually looked, take your pick
Jewface's threads (http://www.coachella.com/forum/search.php?searchid=5984498)

Why are Mexicans so mean?

Monklish
12-03-2009, 06:51 AM
Sorry, no matches.



Sorry, no matches.

Huh. It worked at first. Must be a cache thing. Oh well, get bent, people.

But seriously, Jew--your threads suck.

JewFace
12-03-2009, 06:59 AM
Okay, sorry.

Young blood
12-03-2009, 07:02 AM
no really, they suck.

fatbastard
12-03-2009, 07:27 AM
http://breadnroses.ca/birthpangs/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/malepregnancy.jpg

HvsR?

Petrichor
12-03-2009, 07:43 AM
Wow. You people are such assholes. Ignore this thread, Andrew. You're good in my book.

chairmenmeow47
12-03-2009, 07:47 AM
i for one approve of JewFace balls :thu

captncrzy
12-03-2009, 07:50 AM
Nobody's really being an asshole to him other than the thread starter. Fucking grow a pair, would you?

JorgeC
12-03-2009, 07:59 AM
I had a really rough day. Come home stressed as fuck. All I want to do is relax with some wine and maybe enjoy a few vids of kittens sneezing on the youtubes. And then this happens? WTF? Sometimes I hate this messageboard. So the photograph in question appears to have been removed by PhotoBucket. Who... saw it? And would you mind (if it's not too traumatizing) describing what this person has posted on here?

Who creates an alias just to terrorize minorities? At least PM me and tell me who the hell you are you god damn coward.

Guess I'll find another mb to hang at now.

Don't go JewFace, I would miss you terribly. I thought being abused was one of the endearing things about this board. Except in this case where it's being done from a retarded alias :nono

if you let me look at your balls, I can describe them to the board in as much non-traumatizing detail as possible :cat

seandlr
12-03-2009, 08:47 AM
What the hell is going on in here?

canexplain
12-03-2009, 08:56 AM
So did anyone figure out who started the thread? cr****

herro kitty
12-03-2009, 09:00 AM
I'm a member of the JewFace fan club!!

0EVhj-YmM20

Gribbz
12-03-2009, 09:02 AM
I'm still waiting for a response from "TheTruth" aka Paul Pierce.

BROKENDOLL
12-03-2009, 09:45 AM
In fact, to punish you, I'm going to fuck you over so hard. Maybe you shouldn't be posting your junk on publicly accessible profiles, you dumb heeb. JewFace, you can take all of those pics down now if you want. I downloaded every single one of them. For every stupid post you create, I'm going to upload one more of these pics for everyone to see.

And let this be a warning to the rest of you. You post stupid shit on here, I will fuck you up.
Don't bitch at me if you click on this link at the wrong place it is NSFW.
Here you go, assholes. Here's a nude picture of that dumb heeb.

JewFace flashing his junk. (http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac326/MCBuilder85/8-41-168060445_4148418.jpg?t=1259739836)

ORLY???
Pffft, I've been posting stupid shit here on a daily basis...you'll never be able to fuck up, down, or sideways to keep up with me, motherfucker!

bobert
12-03-2009, 09:49 AM
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4968/thewireomard.jpg

That's just Baltimore.

The cheese stands alone.

stuporfly
12-03-2009, 12:36 PM
I'm too lazy to start a JewFace'sBalls alt...

TomAz
12-03-2009, 12:55 PM
I'm the most irritable person I know

ahem.

TomAz
12-03-2009, 12:55 PM
So did anyone figure out who started the thread? cr****

$5 says TheTruth = JewFace.



The original post, and JewFace's response to it, contain just the right level of smirk. Like he's saying (both as TheTruth and as JewFace) "let's see who takes this ridiculous shit seriously". Plus, JewFace does like to call attention to himself.

Plus, dude does like to start stupid threads. So starting a stupid thread in which he creates an alias to tell him(self) to stop creating stupid threads is sort of meta in a sophomoric sort of way.

AlecEiffel
12-03-2009, 01:45 PM
starting a stupid thread in which he creates an alias to tell him(self) to stop creating stupid threads is sort of meta in a sophomoric sort of way.

A regular Paul Auster, this guy.

hawkingvsreeve
12-03-2009, 02:10 PM
HvsR?

It doesnt even kind of look like me.

caco0283
12-03-2009, 02:28 PM
It does just a little Brandon...thats the first thing that I thought of when I saw the pic

runbowsky
12-03-2009, 02:41 PM
link to original?

Gribbz
12-03-2009, 02:43 PM
link to original?

Best avatar evuuurrrrrr.

Monklish
12-03-2009, 02:55 PM
It doesnt even kind of look like me.

His stomach does kind of resemble one of your testicles, though.

























The tasty one.

Astrid
12-03-2009, 03:09 PM
that is the least jew-y jew soup ive ever seen.

its more like rabbit food in broth with white bread balls.

GIMME REAL JEW BALLS!

malcolmjamalawesome
12-03-2009, 05:06 PM
So, do we have a consensus that JewFace is TheTruth?

Still-ill
12-03-2009, 05:20 PM
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Potpourri%20Page/game-whodunit.JPG

algunz
12-03-2009, 05:29 PM
This is some weird shit in here.

PC-2 Violence
12-03-2009, 05:39 PM
http://desedo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/encyclopedia-brown.jpg

Im pretty sure Encyclopedia Brown is new slang for Jew hunter.

PC-2 Violence
12-03-2009, 05:42 PM
http://breadnroses.ca/birthpangs/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/malepregnancy.jpg

vs.

http://frankichan.com/website/HARD/garyrichards.jpg

You be the judge.

leo01g
12-03-2009, 06:01 PM
Is that Mr. Richards?

DFrank
12-03-2009, 06:05 PM
what the hell. How is this thread still alive?

Cheddar's Cousin
12-03-2009, 06:58 PM
The cheese stands alone.

You are mistaken. I come in packs of 12, 24, or 48.

HunterGather
12-03-2009, 07:20 PM
what the hell. How is this thread still alive?

Waiting for a picture to pop up, i reckon

JewFace
12-03-2009, 07:29 PM
5 things:


Yes, I may have a profile out there on a site with some more adult material but it's set to private. And that's my business and is completely separate from the Coachella world as far as I'm concerned.


Alias is not me; that's just nutso.


I think I know who it might based on a conversation I had in the chat room a couple of days ago. I've PM'd the three people I remember chatting with that evening to see if one of them is the culprit. I PM'd "The Truth" as well but no response. Of course. I honestly don't care if one of them confesses or not I'd just ask for them to stop threatening me whether or not this is considered silly or amusing.


Can't this person be banned for this? Harassment and what not. I don't know if this violates TOS, but couldn't someone ban them? (Did anyone see what the pic was before it got removed by PhotoBucket?)


And finally, after today can we please let this unpleasant thread die?


(And thanks for the kitten vids. Ha ha. Those were awesome!)

JustSteve
12-04-2009, 10:19 AM
easiest way to let it die is to stop clicking on it.