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malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 08:51 PM
http://www.mysterygoogle.com

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 08:54 PM
Just got "Trance is Dead"

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-01-2009, 08:54 PM
i'm a bit perplexed by the people requesting IMs and emails. I'm tempted to letterbomb some of these addresses with gay porn

rage patton
12-01-2009, 08:54 PM
I just got my best result since my first try at this site were I got "Dave Wang"


MISSION: call 4 0 9 3 5 4 9 1 9 9 and make cat noises.

This anyones area code? If so, call it.

rage patton
12-01-2009, 08:58 PM
I think this guy is asking for it.


email a picture of yourself to mattman71465@yahoo.com

cansei de ser sexme
12-01-2009, 09:01 PM
someone proposed yesterday. he did it like a bunch of times and then today I got one saying"Yes I will marry you Jason".

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 09:03 PM
"Penguin Sex"

rage patton
12-01-2009, 09:05 PM
I just got "Penguin Pornography"

EDIT: Got a good one...

http://www.palin4pres2012.com/

Website slogan... "Sarah Palin is the next Ronald Reagan."

This site isn't a joke either

shakermaker113
12-01-2009, 09:07 PM
I don't get it. if I search for "test" it tells me "it works".

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 09:08 PM
It's a mystery. Try searching for AIDZ NEEDLEZ TEST instead.

cansei de ser sexme
12-01-2009, 09:08 PM
They dont want it to be boring with a bunch of "test" results or "asdf". This will likely get out of hand in a few months.

AlecEiffel
12-01-2009, 09:09 PM
Prank? If not, homeboy is asking for it.


Add me on Facebook please, My name is Travis Zupo. I am a homosexual, please don\'t make fun of me.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 09:10 PM
just got "coachella"

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 09:10 PM
I just got one about Travis Zupo but he claimed he fucks little boys.

shakermaker113
12-01-2009, 09:11 PM
It's a mystery. Try searching for AIDZ NEEDLEZ TEST instead.

quick look behind you.

Cdubby
12-01-2009, 09:11 PM
i searched "i dont get it"

and it returned with amputee kitten youtubes.

AlecEiffel
12-01-2009, 09:11 PM
I looked Zupo up on facebook. Looks like trouble.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 09:12 PM
The Zupster is gonna get it

ballroomdancer22
12-01-2009, 09:12 PM
i typed in Allen Iverson and i got "no, you're jealous"

shakermaker113
12-01-2009, 09:13 PM
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to copy and paste this message in Mystery Google until you have an MLIA worthy tale. Best of luck
Dave Wang
Team Jacob
u r gay
What do you think of utilitarianism?


this is retarded.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-01-2009, 09:13 PM
i got "mom, I love you"

i feel so much better now

AlecEiffel
12-01-2009, 09:14 PM
this is retarded.

Yet strangely addicting.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-01-2009, 09:15 PM
if you're looking to harass someone


email jstrait9@yahoo.com for a good conversation. im open to anything

Gribbz
12-01-2009, 09:16 PM
I just got "Turtle Love Committee."

rage patton
12-01-2009, 09:17 PM
"i like doggy, alex"

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-01-2009, 09:17 PM
I just got "Turtle Love Committee."

i want to type this into regular google now!

dammit it's not cool

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 09:19 PM
"Where's the beef?"

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-01-2009, 09:22 PM
STIMULATING CONVO HERE:

"if you like dr who email hermonieandron@gmail.com and tell me why"

AlecEiffel
12-01-2009, 09:22 PM
hahah, tell me why.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 09:24 PM
"twinkies have feelings too :["

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 09:26 PM
"peniscacks"

rage patton
12-01-2009, 09:35 PM
"who on the starship enterprise gives the best blowjobs?"

AlecEiffel
12-01-2009, 09:37 PM
data, he was programmed for that shit.

rage patton
12-01-2009, 09:40 PM
Tsulu. No question.

shakermaker113
12-01-2009, 09:40 PM
stay on topic now.

AlecEiffel
12-01-2009, 09:41 PM
hey, isn't one of the points of this thing to discover things you never would have thought of? Well, we're thinking of it now.

shakermaker113
12-01-2009, 09:44 PM
you're thinking of getting blown by an ugly male android. well done.

AlecEiffel
12-01-2009, 09:46 PM
I didn't say I wanted it, I just think he's probably the best at it. I wish I could say it was Riker.

AlecEiffel
12-01-2009, 09:47 PM
I'm completely distracted by this Omegle.com thing now.

Whiskers
12-01-2009, 09:49 PM
"Get off your computer and go to sleep."

I think I am going to take the advice.

bug on your lip
12-01-2009, 09:49 PM
i'm posting shiite rapeeedleeee

PlayaDelWes
12-01-2009, 09:51 PM
Not sure how this came up, but it did


I need help convincing my teenaged daughter as to the desirabilty of
maintaining a more orderly existence. Her room and anywhere else she
inhabits quickly becomes buried in trash.

I'm not asking how to discipline her. I'm asking for a longish list
of plausible sounding reasons as to why someone would benefit from
getting organized. It does not have to be in paragraph form. A list
might work. Throw in some religious beliefs, if you wish. Perhaps
some good quotes from famous people past or present would help to
persuade or motivate too. Thanks!

Boourns
12-01-2009, 09:55 PM
I did a search for Xenu and got this (http://www.google.com/search?q=i%20don\%27t%20want%20to%20have%20a%20bab y.%20that%20would%20ruin%20my%20vagina) as the result.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-01-2009, 09:56 PM
It's true Boourns, please think about your vagina, for the love of humanity

mememe
12-02-2009, 04:50 PM
i'm a bit perplexed by the people requesting IMs and emails. I'm tempted to letterbomb some of these addresses with gay porn
Would anyone over the age of 11 really be bothered by that? "Oh no! someone sent me porn!"

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 04:53 PM
mememe ... joining a message just to burn Drinkey.

Sleeping Lion
12-02-2009, 06:48 PM
Jesus Christ = Zombie Survival Guide

This makes too much sense.

chiapet
12-02-2009, 07:05 PM
Would anyone over the age of 11 really be bothered by that? "Oh no! someone sent me porn!"

Porn spam flusters my grandmother because she thinks that receiving (naked female) porn means someone out there thinks she's a lesbian. ;)

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 07:17 PM
Oh, I'm just glad to hear she's receiving my e-mails.

MissingPerson
12-02-2009, 07:19 PM
I love you, Internet.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 07:44 PM
I just got "shoes eating babies" followed by "roflcopter"

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 07:46 PM
"Paradox! Noooooes!"

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 07:49 PM
"I'm a girl. How do I masturbate?"

shakermaker113
12-02-2009, 07:49 PM
I search for I'm on a boat and actually got I'm on a boat. hmmm.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2009, 07:50 PM
Well where's the mystery in that?

Gribbz
12-02-2009, 07:53 PM
"Fapping"
"So Should I"

Sleeping Lion
12-02-2009, 08:00 PM
Sully is going to be so angry.

I typed in Fox Moulder and got this piece of gold.

http://www.pick-up-woman.com/ask-girl-out-on-date.shtml

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-02-2009, 08:04 PM
mememe ... joining a message just to burn Drinkey.

IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!!!

http://steve.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/hair-on-fire.jpg

mememe
12-10-2009, 07:06 AM
mememe ... joining a message just to burn Drinkey.
Any chance you could repeat that, in English? ;p

malcolmjamalawesome
02-10-2010, 08:08 AM
Arggggh ... it's the last week for Mystery Google!

eskamo951
02-10-2010, 10:34 AM
It's a shame, but all I've gotten lately are stupid things like "lololol" or
kjsfdglkh." I can see why it's ending

M Sparks
02-10-2010, 01:38 PM
im 14 and pregnant tell me what to do @ mwicker2014@aol.com

Newro7ic
02-10-2010, 01:50 PM
I got this.

http://stuff.ubersite.com/1130850597685516731/1/ICan'tTakeYouAnywhereHenry.gif

SCREW YOU LINK!

http://stuff.ubersite.com/1130850597685516731/1/ICan'tTakeYouAnywhereHenry.gif

CalmerThanYou
02-10-2010, 06:02 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/S27vkmU9zJI/AAAAAAAALAs/eZukt3ZqgFs/s400/sissy.jpg

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

weeklymix
02-10-2010, 06:09 PM
typed: "go go go"

clicked: (Are You Sure?)

got: This (http://www.alwaysuseprotection.com/)

eskamo951
02-11-2010, 05:22 PM
typed: "go go go"

clicked: (Are You Sure?)

got: This (http://www.alwaysuseprotection.com/)

"Ima Robot!!!!"

Are You Sure?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja

I think a war is brewing