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BlackSwan
11-19-2009, 02:15 PM
They may be few and far between, but there are still moments of greatness on this board. This will serve as a place to archive these moments to make sure people are aware of them. Be mindful of the length of the exchange you are posting and try to only include what is relevant to highlight its greatness. Obviously, there were many great moments before the creation of this thread, but we are talking about from here on out.

I start with a small exchange that many people probably didn't see due to the thread it was posted in:


Hot Chip
The xx
Fox Theater
Oakland, CA
Friday, April 16th

So that sorta checks out.


Right, welcome to Monday morning...


welcome to three weeks ago would actually be more accurate..


Please compare infodicks elsewhere.

Gribbz
11-19-2009, 02:20 PM
really? so these things are legit ehhh? i really cant say no to your offer, id love it if you could forward it to see if it happens to work. i will be in your debt if it pulls through, buy you a beer and a cocktail next year at the show or something to make up for it. i really do appreciate it...



You'd love it, Mr. Nipples? You really do appreciate it? Well then, I would love to be of assistance. Ordinarily, I'd be happy to help an acquaintance out, but the problem here is that you are a mother fucking asshole! After several of my posts you have viciously, angrily and dismissively referred to me as Horse Shit. Except that you like to type it in big bold letters and add several extraneous exclamation points like...
this!!!!

If you were standing before me right now and started to choke on a strand of your vaginal pubic hair, I would have to really think about it before calling 911. I don't care if you're actually a reasonable and well-adjusted person in real life. I don't care if this is just your internet persona of some bored, lonely, desperate, cantankerous imbecile who gets his jollies from talking tough to others who dare issue an opinion you might not agree with. I have no room for negative energy in my life, so I'm going to get it all out in this post.

Listen to me, Nipples. Listen to me closely. I am a nice man. I am cool headed and kind hearted. I was a mother fucking Eagle Scout! I have literally helped little old ladies cross the street. But your bitter, angry, vitriolic attacks on me are making my inner rage burn like the lights of hell.


Hey, I know you're not the board member of the week, but I have some questions for you anyway...



I'm asking this first question because when people see me, they know instantly that I am male and never have to hesitate before referring to me with a gendered pronoun, so I'm not sure what life is like for you. How does it feel to look genderless and asexual?


At the checkout, does the bagger generally guess that you're a "ma'am" or a "sir" when asking you if you want paper or plastic for your anal douche and industrial size vat of Haagen-Dazs?


When you and Jamie Lee Curtis meet for your Mother Fucking Hermaphrodites Anonymous meetings, do you eat a lot of Activia and talk about how regular your poop is?


I'm not sure what you do for a living. Probably something in IT or something else that doesn't require you to be socially acceptable. Anyway, let's assume that you're good at what you do and one day you become famous in your field. Are you excited about being regularly featured on the Men Who Look Like Old Mother Fucking Lesbians website?


Are you pro-choice? I assume you are because there's probably a good chance you've tried to impregnate yourself a few times, right? Wouldn't want that genetic afterthought muddling around your dual reproductive systems, would you?


Have you made peace with the fact that you will die alone?


How do you feel about the fact that you make that fat Mexican "man" who posts regularly on this board look like the most masculine thing since Steve McQueen?


Whose cell phone number did you need to look up? Was it your therapist's? Were you trying to figure out where he was vacationing because you finally got the courage to look in the mirror again and were so devastated by what you saw in the mirror?


Can you feel the burn of the mother fucking schadenfreude, you mother fucking asshole? Can you? CAN YOU??


Over the years, have you attempted to heighten or lower the pitch of your voice so that you can pass as one gender? Personally, I'd recommend you just leaving your voice smack dab in the middle and doing your best to pass as a lesbian with really bad camel toe.



Okay, I think that's it for my questions. Sorry for asking so many of them, but this is all so foreign to me. As a I mentioned, I'm a dude. And I look like one, so I have no idea what living with your condition is like. Oh and I fully anticipate the series of retorts I'll receive with comments like "Yeah, you look like a gay dude!" And hilarity will ensue. The thing is, I'm bisexual and besides that I do not care if a mother fucking asexual, inter-sexed loser thinks I might look a little faggy. I and my one male set of genitalia can live with that. Okay, hope you burn in hell forever and, of course, have a great rest of the summer!

Oh, and, if anyone else stumbled into this thread and has a need for this service, please let me know. I would be happy to share this code with anyone else. I really do have a coupon code ($65 value) which will allow you to look up the name of the owner and his/her address. Just don't share it with any hermaphrodites.

Aaaah. That feels much better. Have a nice weekend, everyone!

This exchange was interesting.

faxman75
11-19-2009, 02:21 PM
What the fuck is this shit?

Come on Swan, that banter isn't so glorious it needs to be celebrated. Granted there is some great shit every now and again but that's what you kick this off with?

BlackSwan
11-19-2009, 02:25 PM
We can have this argument if you would like to lose, Faxman, but I thought we were going to refrain from talking to each other due your inability to logically form thoughts.

BlackSwan
11-19-2009, 02:44 PM
This exchange was interesting.

Indeed interesting. HorseTears is a very passionate poster and I would never seen that since I never go into that thread.

fiyahhh!
11-19-2009, 03:44 PM
Chad.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-19-2009, 03:49 PM
Okay, Dale Gribble wins with his contribution. What the hell thread was that in? that was incredible.

hawkingvsreeve
11-19-2009, 03:55 PM
This one. (http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22391)



Edit: I misunderstood, Andrew. Disregard this post.

PassiveTheory
11-19-2009, 03:58 PM
Someone mind tracking down and linking the entire quicksand and quicksand's dad thing?

Cdubby
11-19-2009, 04:02 PM
this one was cool-


What the fuck is this shit?

Come on Swan, that banter isn't so glorious it needs to be celebrated. Granted there is some great shit every now and again but that's what you kick this off with?


We can have this argument if you would like to lose, Faxman, but I thought we were going to refrain from talking to each other due your inability to logically form thoughts.

Monklish
11-19-2009, 04:03 PM
This one. (http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22391)

I wish there was a way to properly quote the whole span of that thread where I wouldn't stop quoting his PMs to me.

hawkingvsreeve
11-19-2009, 04:08 PM
Someone mind tracking down and linking the entire quicksand and quicksand's dad thing?

Here ya go. (http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?p=895652#post895652)

faxman75
11-19-2009, 05:41 PM
We can have this argument if you would like to lose, Faxman, but I thought we were going to refrain from talking to each other due your inability to logically form thoughts.


6.4

menikmati
11-19-2009, 05:44 PM
Wasn't there already a thread like this? Yeah...

MassiveChemicalPunk
11-19-2009, 06:02 PM
that's not my fucking dad you jack-off. my dad could choke that guy out. my dad used to train with Rich Clementi (UFC) and i train with my dad so i could choke out that cock too if i really wanted to.


"so i could choke out that cock too if i really wanted to."

HAHHAHAHA! YES.


***


What a queer


you know what i mean. you know i'm the shit and could seriously wreck any of you any day i wanted to so back the fuck off.

.....

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-19-2009, 06:26 PM
wow i forgot how awesome that thread was. This just got an incredible chortle out of me


you guys all started calling me names and i just responded like Gary Busey would.

greghead
11-19-2009, 06:30 PM
you know what i mean. you know i'm the shit and could seriously wreck any of you any day i wanted to so back the fuck off.

The best part about this is that quicksand actually posted a post-chella pic of him and his friend in a separate thread. And, as expected, he looks like a scrawny 17-year old in a tie-dyed bandana. I'll see if I can find it.

JebusLives
11-19-2009, 06:33 PM
I know this is still pretty current, but I want to preserve it for posterity:


to the girl i boned from new york during killers

when we broke into a vendor food tent, after your brother got pissed but just left us in the sahara.

hit me up on PM.

PS: sorry i didnt go down on you, seriously
PPS: next coachella?


I wish I was boned during the killers :(


i have no problems alleviating that concern at Coachella '10

EDIT: assuming you are female


Everyone who stuck around for the Killers was boned.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-19-2009, 07:24 PM
I like this thread.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-19-2009, 07:25 PM
Go ahead and add that comment into greatest hits.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-19-2009, 07:31 PM
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1119542&postcount=108

BlackSwan
11-19-2009, 07:33 PM
That is fantastic.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-19-2009, 07:34 PM
I consider it a greatest hit and Hand Banana's awakening.

BlackSwan
11-19-2009, 08:00 PM
I know this is still pretty current, but I want to preserve it for posterity:

No, no, no... Good job, Jebus. This is almost what I am intending here. NEW funny things that happen. Not stuff from a year or two ago. Although quicksand and chad were good ones because those are still referenced every once in a while, and some people didn't see them when they happened. I know I didn't get to see all the quicksand stuff.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-19-2009, 08:05 PM
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4869/jennylewissings.jpg

Sorry, misread the thread title.

betao
11-19-2009, 08:54 PM
What is the time range of "new" here?

BlackSwan
11-19-2009, 10:23 PM
The last year and forward, but use your discretion. Keep an emphasis on the present, and the future.

nbvcide
11-20-2009, 12:30 AM
BlackSwan is clearly gay for infodick..

TomAz
11-20-2009, 03:41 AM
H4KZnxHFrVk

Monklish
11-20-2009, 03:48 AM
Somehow I suspect that thomasq is going to end up getting quoted here soon enough.

mountmccabe
11-20-2009, 12:29 PM
Keep an emphasis on the present, and the future.


This

...

will have me laughing all afternoon


This

...

will bring tears

and who will be able to forget

...

MissingPerson
11-20-2009, 01:01 PM
You have no appreciation for comic timing, you artless cur.

Devin the Dude
11-20-2009, 01:16 PM
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4869/jennylewissings.jpg

Sorry, misread the thread title.

when the fuck did those titties get so big!?

canexplain
11-20-2009, 01:48 PM
Wow, I never saw that long post either. Maybe I will get trashed and say something stupid tonight :) .... cr****

amyzzz
11-20-2009, 01:51 PM
I look forward to it.

BlackSwan
11-20-2009, 01:59 PM
Maybe?

MassiveChemicalPunk
11-20-2009, 07:23 PM
fresh from the oven...


http://drownedinsound.com/news/4138460-daft-punk-tour-dates-leaked-details-inside?most-read

ahem.

and you guys thought i was talking BS...i expect $20 from everyone on this board when they grace the Coachella poster.

not that i care, but you robot heads will go nuts over this.


Those are fake.


...and you know this because?


:nono :nono

Cause you picked this up after NME posted it and the blog you found it on posted it and they found it from the idiot who posted it on last fm a couple weeks ago. Your college education and instinct on figuring out fake shit is not the best.


fail


Nice one Kitt Kat

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128347587844687500fail.jpg

Devin the Dude
11-21-2009, 06:26 AM
i feel for ya kitt kat. we all make mistakes..

Devin the Dude
11-21-2009, 06:27 AM
but seriously, when the fuck did them titties get so big? last i remembered jenny lewis was more like that flatchested kinky redhead from next door..

JebusLives
11-21-2009, 07:01 AM
last i remembered jenny lewis was more like that flatchested kinky redhead from next door..

Address, NOW

malcolmjamalawesome
11-21-2009, 07:06 AM
It's a little self-serving, but this is one of my favorites. Note Druggy Festival Guy's contributions.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27455&highlight=block+malcolmjamalawesome

Devin the Dude
11-21-2009, 07:11 AM
Address, NOW

i sorry figure of speech no good.

she were flatchested a few dayz ago tho. i swearz.

MassiveChemicalPunk
11-21-2009, 07:28 AM
It's a little self-serving, but this is one of my favorites. Note Druggy Festival Guy's contributions.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27455&highlight=block+malcolmjamalawesome

BOSS TIME!

rskapcat
11-21-2009, 07:33 AM
fresh from the oven...

The first thing that came to mind when I read this was "It's the remix to Ignition...hot & fresh out the kitchen".

Monklish
11-21-2009, 10:26 AM
It's a little self-serving, but this is one of my favorites. Note Druggy Festival Guy's contributions.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27455&highlight=block+malcolmjamalawesome

Wow... that really is great. All aliases in full effect.

dorkfish
11-22-2009, 02:25 AM
Fixed.. Been a long week


Of dick sucking.

Best first post after an extended hiatus.

MassiveChemicalPunk
11-22-2009, 07:07 AM
^ lolzzz

BlackSwan
11-22-2009, 01:43 PM
x2.

bug on your lip
11-23-2009, 07:10 AM
5aYum8SMubE

/thread

Young blood
11-23-2009, 07:14 AM
I loved the air supply video.

bug on your lip
11-23-2009, 07:21 AM
whoever has Pot's goddaym shoes needs to send them to me

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-01-2009, 12:23 PM
For archival's sake


http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs063.snc3/13052_204363436944_732106944_3481065_4090764_n.jpg



That looks like a big blue and gold hairy vagina with an octopus trying to get out of it.


That's odd, i feel sorry for the man that has to combat your vagina.


Not really much of a laugh, considering it a) wasn't funny and b) I wasn't referring to my vagina.


This was a complete laugh because implicit in your statement was the suggestion that you think vaginas look like that and the reasonable inference is that your knowledge of what vaginas look like is rooted primarily in your knowledge of your own vagina.


Who the fuck looks at their own vagina?


A woman who wants to keep things nice and orderly for her man.


Girls with hand mirrors.


Girls with vaginas that aren't repugnant.


Porn stars and prostitutes. Also normal chicks who get creampied with any regularity, I suppose.


Michelle Obama.


My mom.


:nono


Obzen's Mom.


I imagine it's pretty hard to even notice your vagina when you're a total cunt.


Jen, BD just called you a cunt.


Dammit, I have that dried up meth whore and her retarded ape friend on ignore. Now I have to live all day with the knowledge that she called me a cunt. Booohooooooo.

obzen
12-01-2009, 12:38 PM
You forgot the part where I lolz'd.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
12-01-2009, 12:40 PM
You forgot the part where I lolz'd.

it was getting so long that i had to cut some fat.

bug on your lip
12-01-2009, 12:44 PM
we need a Greatest Twats thread

BlackSwan
12-01-2009, 02:29 PM
This was a very special moment:


I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.


Did you find pee in her butt?

malcolmjamalawesome
12-01-2009, 03:58 PM
he he ... this thread is legit

Monklish
12-09-2009, 06:06 PM
Just stumbled across this long string of gems from an old thread entitled "Help MJA Get Rid Of Spiders." Enjoy.


I've got fucking spiders everywhere.

Any tips?

Sincerely,

Wolfman


Get a load of scorpions.


quit hitting the pipe...


I hate you fuckers.


The scorpions might be a problem later on I suppose, but by then I presume you'll have gathered up the swarms of meerkats.


Also; do you smell like a hot female spider?

Best check on that, or this problem will only keep recurring in future.


The best defense against poisonous spiders in your living space is fairly large benign ones. That's my least favorite factoid. Congratulatiosn.


Argue with family members a lot.

After a while, they'll get all uncomfortable and start making their own excuses to leave.


It's funny that the ladybug is the only bug/beetle that I wouldn't freak out about if I found one in my house (not that I would introduce them into my house...).


It's just because they've got a cute name.

MJA, rename the spiders "sexbugs" and re-evaluate your situation.


Bearing in mind that they've got eight legs and feet, make the environment difficult for them to traverse. Never put away your shoes and leave lots of unnecessary floor furniture in the living areas.


Yes, leave your shoes out and open. Lots of water glasses too.


I wish my first post in this thread had read, "I think they call them crabs in this country, actually". Can I have a do-over?


You can buy an electronic device that emits a high-frequency sound that annoys spiders. We had a problem with having lots of spiders. It seems to help, we only get a few now.


Preheat the oven 350 degrees... I'll tell you step two in a PM. Otherwise it might freak everyone else out, but it will also freak out the spiders and isnt that what you want?


Now this is interesting.

Can you use it directionally? I hate spiders, but it would be cool to have control of a little herd of their tiny alien brains.


Make an example of the ringleader. The others will get the message.


Back when I used to camp a lot those high-frequency emitters were all the rage for mosquito control, but I could hear the frequency so I didn't like them. It's like the sound a TV makes when it's on but the volume is down. If you're sensitive to things like that I wouldn't get one of those.


They did a similar experiment with humans in Romania during the forties... although it did a little more than "annoy".


I hope you pricks are happy.


how about you just clean the damn house more often?


WASH YOUR ASS.


My place is fucking spotless. They just like me.


They like your dirty ass.


The spiders aren't in my ass .... yet.


INvite Randy over. I'd leave.


Put tiny beartraps in all the webs. Problem solved. I'm great.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 05:28 PM
That thread is like forty-five fucking minutes old, Randy. What's the matter with you? Also, I'm not taking responsibility for my typos in those posts. Two within one evening means I was drinking in amounts of some sort.

MissingPerson
12-10-2009, 06:04 PM
I enjoyed that. Especially because I pictured them all as David Thorne's little happy seven legged spider, rather than actual spiders, which are arseholes.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 06:05 PM
That thread is like forty-five fucking minutes old, Randy. What's the matter with you? Also, I'm not taking responsibility for my typos in those posts. Two within one evening means I was drinking in amounts of some sort.

Oh whatever, three months, forty-five minutes, same thing.

And yes, I remember that night, and you were wasted. You stopped posting when your drinking got out of control.

Ha.SK
12-10-2009, 06:20 PM
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1119542&postcount=108

i cant stop laughing lol.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 06:22 PM
Oh whatever, three months, forty-five minutes, same thing.

And yes, I remember that night, and you were wasted. You stopped posting when your drinking got out of control.

Ladies don't become "wasted", Randy. We only become very slightly more available.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 06:30 PM
Right now my radiator is making a sound like one of those iron lions with a serf inside it over a cooking flame probably made.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 06:32 PM
Right now my radiator is making a sound like one of those iron lions with a serf inside it over a cooking flame probably made.

... like one of those iron lions? How many iron lions with serfs inside them do you encounter?

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 06:34 PM
Maybe it was a pig. Some animal. Some culture used to make statues of some animal and put some degree of poor person inside and then cook it over some temperature while eating some feast of some sort. But they would leave the mouth open for audio.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 06:37 PM
Hannah, you're scaring me.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 06:38 PM
But I haven't even tried to put you in the radiator yet.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 06:39 PM
No, but you've certainly tried to make me fuck a pig more than twice.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 06:41 PM
Randy, not alerting the farmer when I walk in on you and Babe isn't "trying to make you fuck it".

Monklish
12-10-2009, 06:42 PM
Telling me that there's bacon inside them was at the very least encouraging, though.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 06:44 PM
There's bacon-wrapped bacon in the radiator for you. Go on. Go get it.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 06:45 PM
There's bacon-wrapped bacon in the radiator for you. Go get it on.

See, this is what I hear.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 06:48 PM
Look at you all excited. It's like you missed me or something.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 06:49 PM
... do you see what I've been forced to work with around here? It's me, MJA, and MP against a maniacal army of shitheads.

Sorry, shitheads.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 06:50 PM
Plus I haven't had anyone prodding me to put my wang in dead animals in a while.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 06:50 PM
Look, I'm busy now. I'm learning things. I'm learning Russian.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 06:51 PM
(You know, to ease the cultural transition of the bride I'm making layaway payments on. Eight more months!)

Monklish
12-10-2009, 06:56 PM
So what've you been doing with all this free time you must've had recently, ya lush?

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 07:02 PM
Making things. Writing things. Listening to podcasts. Overspending. Letting dishes pile up. Staying a comfortable distance away from other people. Taking the wrong bus and winding up in North Portland. Taping my posters back up when they fall down.

Young blood
12-10-2009, 07:07 PM
<3 hannahrain.

Hannahrain
12-10-2009, 07:11 PM
I'm quite fond of you too, J.

MissingPerson
12-10-2009, 07:26 PM
The Brazen Bull.

http://www.weirdworm.com/img/stories/10-bizarre-torture-methods/the-brazen-bull.jpg

I know an unusual number of things about old timey torture devices.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 07:30 PM
The Brazen Bull.

http://www.weirdworm.com/img/stories/10-bizarre-torture-methods/the-brazen-bull.jpg

I know an unusual number of things about old timey torture devices.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm hard.

Also, hungry.

MissingPerson
12-10-2009, 07:32 PM
Have some fruit. (http://www.medievality.com/pear-of-anguish.html)

Monklish
12-10-2009, 07:37 PM
You're a twisted motherfucker, MP.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 07:37 PM
That being said, I'll take two pears please.

Monklish
12-10-2009, 07:41 PM
what do you do Heidi?


Dick sucking primarily.

This is becoming an awesome trend.

cansei de ser sexme
12-10-2009, 07:56 PM
Spiders?

http://www.medievality.com/spanish-spider.html

Monklish
12-10-2009, 08:02 PM
... if I was a woman in Spain in the 15th century, there is no fucking way in hell I would have ever so much as looked at any man other than my husband, and I would have hidden every pregnancy until I'd already had the baby.

JustSteve
12-10-2009, 09:11 PM
i remember seeing one while in europe that was basically a pyramid shaped block that they would set the person on, right on the taint. the persons own weight would slowly impale them on the device.

cansei de ser sexme
12-10-2009, 09:17 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle

LooseAtTheZoo
12-15-2009, 03:24 PM
Part 1


i never thought i would see a day that involved suffacated taking a dump in someones mouth


You mean besides Brokendoll's?

Part 2


Calling someone fat is about the lamest insult you can issue. I'm not surprised it impresses a lot of you monkeys.


Great comment, Tom. You fatass.

Part 3 - The BrokenDoll Job Interview


"Ma'am, there are a concerning amount of emoticons in this resume."


Ahahahaha. "Ma'am, why did you respond to every question with a lascivious pun? This isn't Arby's."


"I see under 'references' you've put a photoshop which, well, I'll just say it, has CLEARLY too much going on to be coherent."


"... Ma'am, you just poured some grains of meth into the middle of the application, folded it up and handed it back to me. Also, why is Super Mario waiting in a shitkicker truck outside?"


"So, what would you say are your three greatest strengths?"

"(muffled response)"

"Uh, ma'am, maybe you should go ahead and remove the ... I don't ... is that a BMX helmet with 'HUMAN' written across the visor?"


"Could you... could you please stop dancing while I interview you? It's... well it's just really gross. It's all leathery and flailing and not rhythmic and... and I think part of your vagina just fell out."

Monklish
12-18-2009, 05:27 PM
From the Original Music Thread:


So I was sitting here thinking about how all music--even really really good music--is just ripping off some other music one way or another. And I started wondering when the last album I'd genuinely consider to have an original sound would have been.

Well, what do you douchebags think?


Also, Bjork.


See below:

How is Bjork any different then what she was with the sugercubes only more out front. With that in mind, Bjork was/is nothing more then the a variation and somewhat different style then the sugarcubes?

cr****



Bjork is not even remotely a maybe. Stay out of this, Old Man.



lolz, well let's hear what the locals say:
the 280,000 residents of iceland's geyser-pitted capital enjoy five professional theatre troupes, a national opera and a contemporary dance company. but where iceland really excels is in alternative rock music. leading the way is bjork, a pixie-diva whose quirky voice has made her the most famous icelander alive-though at a cost: she has become too commercial for reykjavik's hipsters. "i respect her," says one dreadlocked musician, "but i would never listen to her. way too plastic."

also the Bee Spiders then ? :) cr****



Since when does anyone care what someone with dreadlocks thinks. Little lone anyone from Iceland.


That is why I said early on in this thread as far as totally new sounding music. Electronics brought a whole new sound and genres’ to music. Did any group sound like a group with the first electric guitars or Moog synthesizers. No. I guess I could also throw in rock a billy like the Stray Cats but that might be close to Elvis music. And dare I say it? Why not. The Beatles …. Cr****


... The Stray Cats sound EXACTLY like music that already existed, Ron. They're not original, they're a fucking rerun. Are you so dense that you can't wrap your mind around this?


ya I thought the entire point of stray cats was that they're retro.


major lulz at stray cats as original


srsly. wtf, ron?


Ron, I also find all of the new new wave bands to be very original.


OK I concede on the rockabilly. It was fresh sounding when it came back as a revival type of music, but it was 30 years old then. Just to argue though. Rap is nothing but a cappella with a different beat. Hip hop is nothing but Rap with music. House/dubstep/drum and bass etc is nothing but beats, rhythums, and sounds, typically with electronics. Minus the instruments it could be 500 years old. DJ’s are nothing more but a person using a turntable or laptop in an unusual way. … Yada yada …. Cr****


jam bands are nothing more than dudes with weed and guitars...


... no Ron, those things are not remotely similar whatsoever. You completely miss the fucking point. Drum and bass is not Kraftwerk, Kraftwerk is not tribal drum banging. But The Stray Cats ARE a deliberate attempt to recreate virtually exactly a style of music that existed in the 1950s. It's like saying The Brian Setzer Orchestra are original, and then when we say, "But Ron, they're an admitted Big Band act, Big Band being most popular in the 1930s." And then you say, "yeah, well, rap is just a cappella."

NO.


Ron, your post demonstrates your fundamental misunderstanding of the term a cappella.


Randy one thing you don't realize is that if we don't agree with you, that doesn't always mean we don't get it. From the 1000's of your posts, I can see you have made some mistakes in your life, therefore, no I don't always agree with you, your thoughts and your actions, but that doesn't mean I don't get it. cr****


That would mean a lot more coming from someone who actually did get it.


I get it more when I am asleep then when you are burning up your little brain just trying to understand the question to put forth any sort of logical answer. cr**


Haaaaaaaa.