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Alternate
11-10-2009, 10:05 PM
My girl friend of 3 years just dumped me. She said I needed to get my life together and move up the social ladder. She dumped me for a sales man at a cell phone kiosk inside my local mall.

frazzles
11-10-2009, 10:07 PM
-_-

stinkbutt
11-10-2009, 10:08 PM
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Alternate
11-10-2009, 10:22 PM
I hope you’re laughing at her stinkbutt.

stinkbutt
11-10-2009, 10:25 PM
both of you really

Alternate
11-10-2009, 10:27 PM
Please have a heart. This is a sad time in my life. Pray for the both of us.

Alternate
11-10-2009, 10:30 PM
The other day, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML.

superfiction
11-10-2009, 10:32 PM
im pretty sure there's already a thread for this. just sayin.

Alternate
11-10-2009, 10:33 PM
im pretty sure there's already a thread for this. just sayin.

FML.

marooko
11-10-2009, 10:33 PM
This isn't s good alias.

Alternate
11-10-2009, 10:34 PM
This isn't s good alias.

FML.

superfiction
11-10-2009, 10:35 PM
lol

marooko
11-10-2009, 10:37 PM
that was good.

Alternate
11-10-2009, 10:40 PM
I look like Supre. FML.

Whiskers
11-11-2009, 12:23 AM
Who are you?

Devin the Dude
11-11-2009, 12:39 AM
you look like supre with a penis on his head.

and sorry about your girlfriend. at least she dumped you for a kiosk fella. you're not missing much if that's the kinda dude she digs.

Archie Bunker
11-11-2009, 12:43 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Jack2020/FixedThisThreadSucks.gif

Alchemy
11-11-2009, 10:33 AM
Fuck this thread.

obzen
11-11-2009, 10:36 AM
Fuck it up it's stupid ass.

BROKENDOLL
11-11-2009, 10:56 AM
Hey, take it easy! Threads have feelings you know!

Alternate
11-11-2009, 02:30 PM
Today, as I was bringing my 3 year old daughter back from daycare, she asked me where her dad was. I tried to explain that I was her father, but she answered "Not you, my other Daddy!". I've got some talking to do tonight... FML

gaypalmsprings
11-11-2009, 02:33 PM
WWMD?

psychic friend
11-11-2009, 02:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Jack2020/FixedThisThreadSucks.gif

agreed.

BROKENDOLL
11-11-2009, 02:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Jack2020/FixedThisThreadSucks.gif


agreed.
God, I've wanted to post that so many times, but I was afraid I'd get myself banned! Now that I've quoted it I feel better and can move on...

BROKENDOLL
11-11-2009, 02:50 PM
Obviously I need to find a life before I can say FML...

gaypalmsprings
11-11-2009, 02:54 PM
http://www.bloggaville.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/armpit.jpg

Devin the Dude
11-11-2009, 03:05 PM
god damnit gps that is horrifying.

greghead
11-11-2009, 03:32 PM
this guy is actually Bug, yeah?