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Monklish
11-05-2009, 01:46 PM
Okay, let's see how badly this fails.

Go out and find a Ron quote you'd like to be your sig, then come in here and post. Feel free to take them out of context if it would better serve the funny.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 01:47 PM
Here's a link to Ron's posts if you need to do a little searching: http://www.coachella.com/forum/search.php?do=finduser&u=1322

Edited to fix the link.

locachica73
11-05-2009, 01:50 PM
Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

your link is broke, and I really wanted to play along.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 01:52 PM
This one should work, I think: http://www.coachella.com/forum/search.php?do=finduser&u=1322

TommyboyUNM
11-05-2009, 01:56 PM
What's going on in here?

MassiveChemicalPunk
11-05-2009, 02:06 PM
goddang Ron. Heavy stuff

faxman75
11-05-2009, 02:12 PM
Oh hai!

Monklish
11-05-2009, 02:13 PM
Hey, stealing my sig.

faxman75
11-05-2009, 02:13 PM
Fucker, I had it before you! I'll find a new one though, don't you worry.

Cdubby
11-05-2009, 02:17 PM
this one might be sig material.


I like thin women sometimes because you can throw them on the bed, toss them around, and throw them up against the wall. cr****

SoulDischarge
11-05-2009, 02:24 PM
Or just turn off sigs altogether (you can do this in your User CP friends).

canexplain
11-05-2009, 02:45 PM
Truly gems :) ..... cr****

stinkbutt
11-05-2009, 02:52 PM
probably better one's but this made me chuckle

leo01g
11-05-2009, 02:58 PM
In which thread did he say that black women can't be rock singers? That thread truly has some gems

Young blood
11-05-2009, 03:00 PM
PUKE! NO WAI! was my favorite follow up to a cr**** comment. I think he hit on the girl.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 03:06 PM
It was in my Let's Discuss Shitty Music thread, Leo, started around the bottom of page two. http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1316219#post1316219

M Sparks
11-05-2009, 03:56 PM
You guys are dicks.

JebusLives
11-05-2009, 04:04 PM
I can usually only make it 3/4 of the way through one of his run-on sentences before completely giving up in frustration. But i'm sure they are funny.

higgybaby23
11-05-2009, 04:06 PM
I am surprised that this is not a Kroqken sig thread instead.

How about Ken sigs vs. Ron sigs?

Let the battle begin...

TommyboyUNM
11-05-2009, 04:11 PM
Does anybody wanna tackle the project of creating a conversation between Ron and Ken using only their quotes from the board?


Anybody?

liquidsnake28
11-05-2009, 04:12 PM
What he REALLY said.


You are right because it would be hard for me to defend a statement like that. GOOD THING I DIDN'T SAY IT. I said I didn't like most black female artists (I meant to say rock, but I did say that artists) cr****

SoulDischarge
11-05-2009, 04:13 PM
Does anybody wanna tackle the project of creating a conversation between Ron and Ken using only their quotes from the board?


Anybody?

Since neither one is very coherent and usually only posts things that are only tangentially related to the topic at hand, it shouldn't be very hard.

TommyboyUNM
11-05-2009, 04:15 PM
Very true, Patrick. I bet it would be easier than it sounds.

Oh and it has to be funny. So you're off the hook for this one, BrokenDoll.

hawkingvsreeve
11-05-2009, 04:16 PM
If we made it about a specific topic it may be harder.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 04:18 PM
It would be awesome if we could have Ken and Ron arguing about the equality of women.

SoulDischarge
11-05-2009, 04:19 PM
You should make it seem like they're both vying for BROKENDOLL's affections.

Gribbz
11-05-2009, 04:20 PM
No BD MS paint pictures though. Those are horrendous.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 04:21 PM
Ken, Ron, and Suffacated in haiku form competing for BDoll's affection on Love Connection?

SoulDischarge
11-05-2009, 04:23 PM
That's enough to make the Marquis de Sade retch.

TommyboyUNM
11-05-2009, 04:25 PM
Ken and Ron at a dinner celebrating the live and accomplishments of Martin Luther King. Subplots could be a group unveiling MLK's Myspace page and Ken becomes competitive. And special performances by Diana Ross and Lauryn Hill. Ron will share his thoughts on that.

Just tossing around ideas.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 04:29 PM
That's fine Tommy, next time try to make sure the ideas are funny before you start tossing them.

hawkingvsreeve
11-05-2009, 04:30 PM
Do as I say, not as I do.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 04:31 PM
Damn. Burn.

hawkingvsreeve
11-05-2009, 04:35 PM
Eh.

SoulDischarge
11-05-2009, 04:37 PM
Brandon isn't really satisfied unless he can work in an obscure X-Files reference.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 04:38 PM
Brandon, look up the name of the X-Files character who was always setting stuff on fire. One of the five. Then work that name into a post regarding "burn." Thank you.

canexplain
11-05-2009, 05:03 PM
We could also post the most wild Randy posts but that would take too many pages it might crash the board ...... :) cr****

JebusLives
11-05-2009, 05:15 PM
Hey Ron, (I can call you Ron, can't I?) why do you sign all your posts "cr****". What the hell does it mean? This keeps me awake at night. Please and thanks.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 05:16 PM
Every time Ron answers this question it gets better and better.

Go ahead, Ron. let's see some coherence, baby.

moomoo
11-05-2009, 05:28 PM
I can tolerate ron more than randy.

MissingPerson
11-05-2009, 05:36 PM
Cecil L'Ively, by the way.

From memory, too.

Suffacated
11-05-2009, 06:01 PM
Ken, Ron, and Suffacated in haiku form competing for BDoll's affection on Love Connection?

Once again I see that you are thinking (obsessing) about me.
I appreciate the invitation to share some of my thoughts in another one of your worthless posts.
But due to the inevitable humiliation that would ultimately suffocate me, I'm sorry but I have to decline.
I do hope that you and your loyal flock of sheep understand.
Tell you what Randy, I'll save it all for Coachella. You will be attending Coachella 2010,won't you?
I do hope so. There, I'll find you. We can share some good drink, some good smoke and I won't have a computer screen to hide behind. It will be perfect Randy. Just perfect.

hawkingvsreeve
11-05-2009, 06:04 PM
http://localfoodsandusky.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/prayingmantis2.jpg

MissingPerson
11-05-2009, 06:06 PM
http://localfoodsandusky.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/prayingmantis2.jpg


WII
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IIN!

Young blood
11-05-2009, 06:15 PM
Once again I see that you are thinking (obsessing) about me.
I appreciate the invitation to share some of my thoughts in another one of your worthless posts.
But due to the inevitable humiliation that would ultimately suffocate me, I'm sorry but I have to decline.
I do hope that you and your loyal flock of sheep understand.
Tell you what Randy, I'll save it all for Coachella. You will be attending Coachella 2010,won't you?
I do hope so. There, I'll find you. We can share some good drink, some good smoke and I won't have a computer screen to hide behind. It will be perfect Randy. Just perfect.

sounds gay.

TomAz
11-06-2009, 06:07 AM
I'm jealous. No one has threatened me in months.

Suffacated
11-06-2009, 06:09 AM
That was not a threat.

TomAz
11-06-2009, 06:14 AM
Well, I'm still jealous. No one has made a pass at me in months.

Suffacated
11-06-2009, 06:16 AM
Think of it more like an invitation.
Have a great day Tom.

TomAz
11-06-2009, 06:23 AM
Well shit, I get invitations all the time. Where's the fun in that?

Young blood
11-06-2009, 06:25 AM
Its a trap. Someone is going to be raped.

TomAz
11-06-2009, 06:31 AM
I'm jealous. I haven't been raped in weeks.

canexplain
11-06-2009, 06:34 AM
Morning Tom, I thought you would jump on this thread. I guess you have been busy. Have a great weekend btw. cr****

I might say something really stupid so I can keep this thread going. That in itself is an opening eh...... cr****

TomAz
11-06-2009, 06:42 AM
I have been in 7 states plus the District of Columbia this week, Ron. True statement.

Suffacated
11-06-2009, 06:59 AM
Would the state of confusion be one of them?

captncrzy
11-06-2009, 07:02 AM
heyyooooooo

TomAz
11-06-2009, 07:12 AM
http://thefurtiveglance.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg

casey
11-06-2009, 07:21 AM
i guess i can participate.

MissingPerson
11-06-2009, 07:45 AM
Its a trap. Someone is going to be graped.

FYP.

captncrzy
11-06-2009, 07:53 AM
I'd like to point out I'm not a Monklish follower; mine's been in place for awhile.

faxman75
12-03-2009, 10:28 AM
Patience paid off.

canexplain
12-03-2009, 10:49 AM
I work hard on those faxy :) cr****

faxman75
12-03-2009, 10:51 AM
You shoot out the gems Ron but it had been quite some time since I have fell in love with one. Now I have. Thank you.