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SoulDischarge
11-01-2009, 04:31 PM
Yeah. I've actually got nothing. I just wanted to make that thread title. Do whatever the hell you want in here, although it'd be nice if you could make it rape related.

unitedwesuck
11-01-2009, 04:34 PM
BAN!

yeahfontaine
11-01-2009, 04:38 PM
That's not cool, dude.

fatbastard
11-01-2009, 04:38 PM
I was raped in high school by my 23 year old girlfriend. I can still feel that wonderful sensation sometimes.

M Sparks
11-01-2009, 04:39 PM
yZMEaJNrJ14

First 4 minutes are rapetacular.

rskapcat
11-01-2009, 04:42 PM
This came up under "kitten rape".

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g224/kendraatkin/boobs_and_kitten.jpg

SoulDischarge
11-01-2009, 04:44 PM
I'm . . . really not sure what to think about that.

fatbastard
11-01-2009, 04:45 PM
Imagine the kitty wrapped around a cock and you get the idea.

M Sparks
11-01-2009, 04:46 PM
This came up under "kitten rape".

And, um...

Why were you searching for "kitten rape"?

And did a lot of other things come up?

SoulDischarge
11-01-2009, 04:48 PM
Imagine the kitty wrapped around a cock and you get the idea.

I'm really regretting this thread.

rskapcat
11-01-2009, 04:50 PM
Pretty much every picture I post is cat related. So I added rape in there to see what I got. :p Uh, no literal pics came up. Thank goodness. But I took that risk for you guys. You're welcome.

TommyboyUNM
11-01-2009, 04:52 PM
This is the first image that came up when I Google searched "Rape Patrick." Makes sense.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/tommyboyunm/rambo_first_blood_part_ii1249107759.jpg

SoulDischarge
11-01-2009, 04:56 PM
Weird. "Rambo" is my safe word.

MissingPerson
11-01-2009, 04:57 PM
Well that's just asking for trouble.

captncrzy
11-01-2009, 05:06 PM
Speaking of Patrick

bear rape

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/redredhell/tony_little.jpg

ivankay
11-01-2009, 05:09 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/IHateAds/Rape.png

SoulDischarge
11-01-2009, 05:11 PM
Improper grammar is making it very hard to take that picture seriously.


Also, is that the Nuge up there?

rskapcat
11-01-2009, 05:15 PM
He looks like a really beefy, curly-haired Sebastian Bach.

obzen
11-01-2009, 05:16 PM
Yeah. I've actually got nothing. I just wanted to make that thread title.

"You silly,sentimental son-of-a-bitch."
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews40/outbreak%20blu-ray%20rene%20russo/large/large%20outbreak%20t%20blu-ray10.jpg

Sleepingrock
11-01-2009, 05:17 PM
I was statutory raped by a 26 year old, it was a 10 year difference now its only 9 years!

M Sparks
11-01-2009, 05:29 PM
I was statutory raped by a 26 year old, it was a 10 year difference now its only 9 years!

Most people don't keep track of their rapist's birthday.

SoulDischarge
11-01-2009, 05:33 PM
Yeah. It's a lot easier to let your Blackberry keep track of these things for you.

boboso
11-01-2009, 05:50 PM
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1303/motivator17c2730a0e5081.jpg

Sleepingrock
11-01-2009, 05:51 PM
Most people don't keep track of their rapist's birthday.

no, it was my birthday I'm now 17 but shes still 26 = 9 years
I'm dating someone my own age now though!

BKsaysAction!
11-01-2009, 06:12 PM
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1303/motivator17c2730a0e5081.jpg

She's asking for it.

boarderwoozel3
11-01-2009, 06:14 PM
How did that picture even happen? Worst (grossest) idea ever.

MissingPerson
11-01-2009, 06:16 PM
That woman is able to cast a shadow into thin air.

With that kind of power, I wouldn't be too worried for her wellbeing.

M Sparks
11-01-2009, 06:19 PM
no, it was my birthday I'm now 17 but hes still 26 = 9 years

Yes...and you would have to know his birthday to know that...

Sleepingrock
11-01-2009, 06:20 PM
Yes...and you would have to know his birthday to know that...

Well I knew she was 10 years older cause she told me after

It was only "rape" because of the age difference... otherwise it was all consenting

BlackSwan
11-01-2009, 06:40 PM
How did that picture even happen? Worst (grossest) idea ever.

I am confused as well.

MissingPerson
11-01-2009, 06:45 PM
I am confused as well.


That woman is able to cast a shadow into thin air.

Her arm is casting a shadow even though there isn't any surface there to catch it.

I hate to kill the dream everyone, but it's a photoshop.

Gribbz
11-01-2009, 06:53 PM
Way to take the fun out of rape MP.




I'm kidding. Rape is serious business.

boarderwoozel3
11-01-2009, 06:57 PM
http://feministing.com/imageStorage/nomeanshaveanother.jpg

betao
11-01-2009, 07:01 PM
We should be able to talk about Diplo's 2007 performance in the Sahara in this thread.

boarderwoozel3
11-01-2009, 07:02 PM
Haha.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-01-2009, 07:06 PM
We should be able to talk about Diplo's 2007 performance in the Sahara in this thread.

Rave Rape.

wmgaretjax
11-01-2009, 07:37 PM
in some states it's ok to rape your wife.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-01-2009, 07:56 PM
True dat.

And I believe in some states a woman can't legally be found to have "raped" someone.

MissingPerson
11-01-2009, 07:57 PM
Inebriated ones?

M Sparks
11-01-2009, 09:03 PM
Well I knew he was 10 years older cause he told me after


Yes, but unless it happened ON your birthday originally...his birthday could have been last week.

Or if you want to get technical, the age difference between you is always the same.

Basically, stop fishing for birthday wishes. This is a rape thread.

boboso
11-01-2009, 09:08 PM
no, it was my birthday I'm now 17 but shes still 26 = 9 years
I'm dating someone my own age now though!

How could have been Statutory rape if you were 16? Isn't that the legal age of consent in Canada?

BROKENDOLL
11-01-2009, 09:11 PM
Yeah. I've actually got nothing. I just wanted to make that thread title. Do whatever the hell you want in here, although it'd be nice if you could make it rape related.
Fine. I'm prepared to take you from behind by grabbing that fluffy little ponytail of yours, and rape you of anymore of your controversial ideas for threads. Then I'll go back to the other controversial thread you started and see what kind of justice they think I deserve! BTW, I'm gonna use the defense that you were asking for it, how's that?

BROKENDOLL
11-01-2009, 09:22 PM
Imagine the kitty wrapped around a cock and you get the idea.Tits and pussy are not his forte though...


He looks like a really beefy, curly-haired Sebastian Bach.
I was thinking a young healthy Robert Plant, but you might be closer to right.



no, it was my birthday I'm now 17 but shes still 26 = 9 years
I'm dating someone my own age now though!
And you should cherish every moment with her because before you know it, those 17 year olds will be out of reach for you. BTW...HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE BUNDLE OF JAILBAIT!

M Sparks
11-01-2009, 09:27 PM
Then I'll go back to the other controversial thread you started

To be fair, there's been surprisingly little controversy in this thread. Most of us took it in the spirit of rape fun it was intended.

For that matter, there's been very little rape until Sleeping Rock confessed that he was a rape victim. We should probably all be a little more sensitive to his victemnesshood.

M Sparks
11-01-2009, 09:38 PM
And you should cherish every moment with her because before you know it, those 17 year olds will be out of reach for you.

17 year olds get out of reach really quick depending on your state laws and your desire not to go to jail. But you'd be surprised how long 18 year olds stay within reach.

"That's what I love about these 26 year old rapists. I get older, they stay the same age. Alright alright alright."

Gribbz
11-01-2009, 09:43 PM
Your last two posts are full of win.

M Sparks
11-01-2009, 09:48 PM
Aww, thanks Gribble. Rapey threads are my muse, I guess.

BlackSwan
11-03-2009, 09:55 AM
I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier, and I slightly surprised no one else mentioned it, but there is some rape that some people think is justified. Anyone here about the drugging and gang-rape of an American contractor in Iraq?...


Rape case to force US defence firms into the open
Senate passes measure prompted by case of woman prevented from suing over alleged rape by Halliburton/KBR colleagues

US defence firms are to be barred from lucrative government contracts if they refuse to allow employees access to the courts, after a woman working for a Halliburton subsidiary in Iraq was prevented from taking legal action over an alleged gang rape by fellow workers.

Al Franken, the Senate's newest member, has won an amendment to the defence appropriations bill prompted by the case of Jamie Leigh Jones. She alleges that she was drugged and raped by seven American contractors in Baghdad in 2005.

Jones, who was employed by KBR, which was fighting oil fires, says that a pattern of subsequent behaviour by the firm, including allegedly locking her in a container under armed guard and losing forensic evidence, amounts to a cover-up.

Halliburton/KBR used a clause in her contract requiring disputes to be settled by arbitration to block legal action – a policy which, her lawyer says, has encouraged assaults by creating a climate of impunity.

Franken described it as a denial of justice. "Contractors are using fine print to deny women like Jamie Leigh Jones their day in court," he said in a Senate debate.

In legal papers Jones, who was 20 at the time, says she was fed a knockout drug while drinking with KBR firefighters.

"When she awoke the next morning still affected by the drug, she found her body naked and severely bruised, with lacerations to her vagina and anus, blood running down her leg, her breast implants ruptured and her pectoral muscles torn‚ which would later require reconstructive surgery. Upon walking to the rest room, she passed out again," the papers say.

Jones was treated by a US army doctor who gave forensic evidence to company officials. She says the firm placed her under guard in a shipping container and she was released only after her father asked the US embassy to intervene. When the forensic evidence was handed to investigators two years later, crucial photographs and notes were missing.

Jones says she identified one of the men who attacked her after he confessed, but that Halliburton/KBR prevented her from taking legal action against him or the company by pointing to a clause in her contract requiring disputes to go to arbitration.

She told a Senate committee: "I had no idea that the clause was part of the contract, what the clause actually meant, or that I would eventually end up in this horrible situation."

Her lawyer, Todd Kerry, said that by forcing earlier assault cases to arbitration, Halliburton and other defence firms had created a climate in which some workers came to believe they could get away with sexual assaults and other crimes.

"I've received upwards of 40 calls to my office [about assault cases] in the past two years. A good number had been disposed of under arbitration," he said."Had there been public scrutiny to prevent such things happening and these cases taken to court, they might not have been repeated. Instead one of the men who raped Jamie was so confident that nothing would happen that he was lying in bed next to her the morning after."

Halliburton and KBR divided into separate companies in April 2007. Halliburton declined to comment on the case.

KBR has sought to discredit Jones's account by saying she was seen drinking and flirting with a firefighter before leaving the gathering with him, and that the man claims to have had consensual sex with her. The firm denies that Jones was held prisoner, but not that her injuries indicated serious sexual assault.

But KBR defended arbitration as a "fair process", saying: "Most large companies have a dispute resolution programme which is mandatory and is designed to address employee complaints quickly and efficiently. Under KBR's dispute resolution programme 95% of all employee complaints are resolved quickly to the employees' satisfaction without a mediation or an arbitration."

Franken and Kerry challenge the claim that arbitration is usually settled to the satisfaction of complainants. Other women have come forward to accuse the firms of not taking assault allegations seriously.

Mary Beth Kineston, who drove lorries in Iraq and survived a bloody ambush, has alleged that she was sacked after complaining of sexual assaults by several fellow workers.

"At least if you got in trouble on a convoy, you could radio the army and they would come and help you out. But when I complained to KBR, they didn't do anything. I still have nightmares. They changed my life forever, and they got away with it," she told the New York Times last year.

Linda Lindsey, who worked for KBR in Iraq for three years, has said that male supervisors regularly offered promotions and other benefits in exchange for sex. Lindsey said she filed complaints but they that were never acted on.Last month Jones won a court ruling against Halliburton and KBR that the arbitration clause in her contract did not prevent them from being sued. But the legal battle to get the case even heard is far from over. "Four years to fight to get in court is not a day in court," she said.

The legislation to end the bar on legal action passed the Senate with a clear majority but 30 Republican members voted against it, including the former presidential candidate John McCain. Among the objections were claims that the government had no business interfering in a private contract between a company and its workers.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/15/defence-contractors-rape-claim-block

Luckily Franken's legislation passed, but the vote was 68-30. 30 members of the Senate thought this was OK.

BROKENDOLL
11-03-2009, 12:46 PM
Doesn't suprise me, especially with John McCain on that list.

canexplain
11-03-2009, 12:53 PM
I had a GF that said she liked it when we acted out that I raped her. It took me almost 2 years to sort of understand that thinking. I always had more respect for women then to even pretend that. people are strange .... cr****

M Sparks
11-03-2009, 04:26 PM
Leave it to BlackSwan to kill all the good natured rape fun with an actual rape.

TomAz
11-03-2009, 05:54 PM
that article is poorly written and does not answer fundamental questions.


arbitration can be invoked to settled civil complaints -- "disputes".

arbitration can never be claimed to hold sway on criminal matters. rape is not an "employee complaint", it is not a "dispute", it is criminal behavior and that is the domain of the criminal courts.

but the article doesn't say that. it doesn't say that what we're talking about here is the woman's ability to sue Haliburton, and not the woman's right to pursue justice against her attackers.

not saying that makes it right. just saying that the article is written by a dumb journalist who spells things the Empire way.

BlackSwan
11-03-2009, 06:33 PM
Stop being silly and diverting the conversation to the quality of the article I chose to post on the topic. Are one of these more to your liking?:

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4027734&page=1&page=1

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/Story?id=4099514&page=2

http://i.abcnews.com/Blotter/Story?id=4278133&page=1

http://news.yahoo.com/s/thenation/20091016/cm_thenation/15485424

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-03-2009, 06:52 PM
http://danarchy.youfailit.net/Spiderman/spidey14.jpg

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-03-2009, 06:54 PM
http://danarchy.youfailit.net/Spiderman/spidey13.jpg
http://danarchy.youfailit.net/Spiderman/spidey15.jpg
http://danarchy.youfailit.net/Spiderman/spidey16.jpg

kurt44
11-03-2009, 09:12 PM
Yeah. I've actually got nothing. I just wanted to make that thread title. Do whatever the hell you want in here, although it'd be nice if you could make it rape related.

How long have you been living in your mothers basement?

SoulDischarge
11-03-2009, 10:45 PM
Attic, thank you very much.

FoamFinger86
11-03-2009, 11:34 PM
I had a GF that said she liked it when we acted out that I raped her. It took me almost 2 years to sort of understand that thinking. I always had more respect for women then to even pretend that. people are strange .... cr****

Did it take her two years to tell you that she was previously assaulted/abused?

boboso
11-04-2009, 10:23 AM
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8559/doug.jpg

boarderwoozel3
11-04-2009, 12:20 PM
http://lolcat.com/images/lolcats/204.jpg

ficklecycle
11-04-2009, 03:53 PM
http://foocah.com/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

ficklecycle
11-04-2009, 03:54 PM
http://moronland.net/media/pictures/duntoldrape.jpg

cansei de ser sexme
11-04-2009, 04:12 PM
http://www.indebraendt.dk/images/motivators/rape.png

boboso
11-04-2009, 04:15 PM
http://www.dailypictures.info/free-pictures/3910/40lb-box-rape-jpg

psycobetabuckdown
11-04-2009, 04:21 PM
Statutory rape - when is it ok?

boboso
11-04-2009, 04:30 PM
It's one of those tricky double standard where if a 14 guy has consensual sex with a 18 year old girl you give him a high five while if the guy is 18 and the girl is 14 you shun him as a pervert.

Ardentbiscuit
11-04-2009, 04:37 PM
I think some people start threads on here just because they want to be on some kind of watch list...

JebusLives
11-04-2009, 05:39 PM
up here its only statutory rape if the child is under 14, or if the child is 14-18 and the adult is in a position of authority. So boboso's example wouldn't be statutory rape unless the 18 year old is a coach or something.

M Sparks
11-04-2009, 06:09 PM
up here its only statutory rape if the child is under 14, or if the child is 14-18 and the adult is in a position of authority.

That's so logical. You nutty Canadians...working things out with your brains.

In some states down here, a high school senior can have sex with his sophmore girlfriend on the day before his birthday, and commit a crime by doing the same thing the next day. Not that it gets prosecuted much, but occasionally.

JebusLives
11-04-2009, 06:26 PM
occasionally like when you're black, as is my understanding.

We have lots of retarded laws too, though.

SoulDischarge
11-04-2009, 06:51 PM
I think some people start threads on here just because they want to be on some kind of watch list...

Nah. Then we'd be starting threads about AK-47S and ASSASSINATIONS and NITROGLYCERIN.

























































pm me

roberto73
11-04-2009, 07:00 PM
I had a GF that said she liked it when we acted out that I raped her. It took me almost 2 years to sort of understand that thinking. I always had more respect for women then to even pretend that. people are strange .... cr****

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Monklish
11-04-2009, 07:03 PM
That was exactly what I thought when I first saw this thread, Rob. Although the part of it that sprung to mind for me was when he goes, "I don't think that you should ever rape anybody... I mean, unless you want to come inside of a girl and she won't let you in which case what option do you really have?"

JebusLives
11-04-2009, 07:51 PM
Is it really rape if its done by cartoon tentacles?

psycobetabuckdown
11-05-2009, 11:11 AM
That's so logical. You nutty Canadians...working things out with your brains.

In some states down here, a high school senior can have sex with his sophmore girlfriend on the day before his birthday, and commit a crime by doing the same thing the next day. Not that it gets prosecuted much, but occasionally.

Yeah but that Canadian law doesn't really make sense either - what the hell does authority have to do with rape? The high school senior example is a good example of why our statutory rape law is imperfect, but I also think minors shouldn't be able to give consent.

obzen
11-05-2009, 11:32 AM
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ficklecycle
11-05-2009, 04:40 PM
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Tonight, you.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 04:43 PM
I like that the name of the thread was changed to Justified Grape.

cansei de ser sexme
11-05-2009, 05:58 PM
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo330/cansei-de-ser-sexme/Screenshot2009-11-05at65617PM.png

malcolmjamalawesome
11-05-2009, 06:08 PM
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4756/grapeape.jpg

MissingPerson
11-05-2009, 06:08 PM
Cansei - Very nice. Very nice indeed.

Sleepingrock
11-05-2009, 06:16 PM
http://images.fan-de-cinema.com/affiches/comedie_dramatique/gilbert_grape,2.jpg

Monklish
11-05-2009, 06:17 PM
Cansei - Very nice. Very nice indeed.

I just got Cansei's joke. Grape with justified margins, eh? Fair enough.

You should all thank me for resisting the urge to create a Justified Orange thread.

Young blood
11-05-2009, 06:19 PM
mmmmmmm......rape

Chaplipman
11-05-2009, 06:36 PM
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/yougonnagetlovednq5.thumbnail.jpg

fatbastard
11-05-2009, 07:01 PM
Who changed the name of this thread?

PassiveTheory
11-05-2009, 07:03 PM
Someone responsible?

cansei de ser sexme
11-05-2009, 07:04 PM
maybe a mod got tired of the justified Rape thread being an example of what we talk about here at coachella.com/forum.

Monklish
11-05-2009, 07:05 PM
Me: Justified Grape, eh?
The Person Responsible: i dont want to hear complaints about a rape thread
The Person Responsible: give me a break

unitedwesuck
11-05-2009, 07:10 PM
this thread shouldn't exist

fatbastard
11-05-2009, 07:13 PM
Neither should you but you're both past the point of termination.

JebusLives
11-05-2009, 07:15 PM
This thread is arguably more tasteful than most.

unitedwesuck
11-05-2009, 07:25 PM
like my cock LOL

SoulDischarge
11-05-2009, 09:44 PM
I don't know. I think this new title kind of trivializes grape.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-05-2009, 09:54 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JbaSFpFaPhA/SD_2I1VuwSI/AAAAAAAACM4/gI387dnd6v0/s320/grape-ape2.jpg

fatbastard
11-06-2009, 05:43 AM
You gonna get graped.

TomAz
11-06-2009, 05:46 AM
http://finewine.finewinepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/chateau-petrus-1982.jpg

ficklecycle
11-06-2009, 05:48 AM
http://www.smashboards.com/customavatars/avatar130505_7.gif

http://memegenerator.net/Thumbnails/479/208x228_Philosoraptor-Rape-Grape.jpg