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bug on your lip
11-28-2006, 08:50 AM
pass it on

arbouler
11-28-2006, 04:53 PM
i'll post the news on myspace bulletin

mountmccabe
11-28-2006, 06:27 PM
i'll post the news on myspace bulletin
This is quite possibly my favorite post ever.

thefunkylama
11-30-2006, 11:46 AM
Old habbits die hard.

amyzzz
11-30-2006, 05:17 PM
hahahahahaha

psychic friend
01-09-2007, 07:39 PM
tessa is quite a happy person. im sure she laughs at this thread everytime there is a :bump

woogie846
01-09-2007, 07:40 PM
Good thread, good times...

All That I Am
01-09-2007, 11:46 PM
Brand New Board / Same Ol' Gay

sithlord
01-19-2007, 04:58 PM
didn't take long. glad to see it return.

suprefan
01-19-2007, 05:00 PM
Yeah suprised it didnt happen sooner

Pixiessp
01-19-2007, 06:22 PM
Where have I heard that before?

corbo
01-21-2007, 05:30 PM
*bump* lol

tessalasset
01-21-2007, 06:16 PM
bug im gonna murder you in your sleep

Tylerdurden31
01-22-2007, 05:39 AM
is this even a rumor anymore?

chairmenmeow47
01-22-2007, 11:40 AM
purple monkey dishwasher

sithlord
01-22-2007, 05:07 PM
real nice girl. gay gay gay.

RockaPotaMus
01-24-2007, 05:50 AM
I dont get it

suprefan
01-24-2007, 06:51 AM
is this even a rumor anymore?

Don't know but if it was its the longest standing rumor on here next to Bowie handjobs...

bug on your lip
01-24-2007, 06:55 AM
tessa is gay > Bowie handjobs

bug on your lip
01-31-2007, 08:23 AM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/bugonyourlip/stellar.jpg

tessalasset
01-31-2007, 09:51 PM
goddammit bug it was finally on pagina dos.

pewter14
02-04-2007, 03:59 AM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/bugonyourlip/stellar.jpg

good use of Amanda Tannen, I approve.

windscreen
02-04-2007, 08:05 AM
wait a minute...i thought Tessa was only being gay for 2006 Coachella???

gaypalmsprings
02-04-2007, 08:27 AM
who is tessa?

bug on your lip
02-07-2007, 09:28 AM
http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/6905/yeahharry1dq.jpg



mmmmmmmmmm.yeah, bumps

ghettojournalist
02-07-2007, 09:48 AM
dirty harry...

Meadowsmeister
02-07-2007, 10:31 AM
dirty harry...

i actually laughed aloud to that one

suprefan
02-07-2007, 12:48 PM
dirty harry...


Yep in the next movie he really is.. At wand point no less!!

ghettojournalist
02-07-2007, 02:00 PM
when my friends and i saw "goblet fo fire", it was hard for us not to laugh at the opening harry scene.
the one with him tossing and turning in bed.
we all thought it could've been his masturbation scene.

bug on your lip
02-15-2007, 09:27 AM
http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/canwest/143/zidane.jpg

smellysocks
02-15-2007, 09:33 AM
harry is peeping at hermoine...he really thought he was asexual

bug on your lip
03-13-2007, 12:14 PM
http://hulk.osd.wednet.edu/~carit/avatar/easter.jpg

caco0283
03-19-2007, 04:56 AM
holy shit that picture is sad

All That I Am
03-19-2007, 07:11 AM
Dear Tessa,
Congrats on your being gay. Enclosed is one pair of Birkenstocks.
http://www.yankeepotroast.org/images/birkenstocks.jpg

corbo
04-03-2007, 09:32 PM
bump

rage patton
04-03-2007, 09:48 PM
haha... looks like I need to stay on this forum all year round
I am missing out on rumours...

Alchemy
04-15-2007, 07:37 PM
http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/946629.1140868781345.bump.jpg

S.Fantana
04-15-2007, 08:05 PM
So who is tessa and why is she gay?

BlueDevil50
04-15-2007, 10:25 PM
noooo clue...tried askin her but to no avail

S.Fantana
04-15-2007, 11:53 PM
well whoever she is...High Five for likin the poon! :thu

amyzzz
04-16-2007, 01:32 PM
Tessa is gay because she doesn't post anymore :(

thestripe
05-10-2007, 07:21 PM
Let's get this thread back up where it belongs. Hi Tessa.

corbo
05-11-2007, 09:31 PM
>_>

bug on your lip
05-18-2007, 11:10 AM
http://www.discoveryride.com/log/3/bumpasspo.jpg

full on idle
05-18-2007, 12:15 PM
haHA! that took me a minute

ps tessa's gay

caco0283
05-18-2007, 02:09 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8231~You-Too-Can-Be-a-Lesbian-Posters.jpg

tessalasset
05-18-2007, 09:32 PM
oh fuck you gary

algunz
05-18-2007, 09:38 PM
"Not that there is anything wrong with that."

Right?

bug on your lip
08-29-2007, 10:17 AM
http://sp1.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2207346225.jpg

tessalasset
09-06-2007, 02:55 PM
completely inappropriate.

psychic friend
09-06-2007, 03:08 PM
http://www.dailyhaggis.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/inappropriate_toys.jpg

suprefan
09-06-2007, 03:29 PM
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

gaypalmsprings
09-06-2007, 03:41 PM
Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. For added effect, the broom makes "flying noises" and vibrates.

After a while on the market, concerned parents noticed that mostly young girls seemed to enjoy the toy - especially the vibrating part...

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/1-49.jpg

caco0283
09-06-2007, 04:05 PM
wait is this still a rumor?

psychic friend
09-06-2007, 04:13 PM
Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. For added effect, the broom makes "flying noises" and vibrates.

After a while on the market, concerned parents noticed that mostly young girls seemed to enjoy the toy - especially the vibrating part...

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/1-49.jpg


kids today.... way better toys than when I was little.

suprefan
09-06-2007, 04:46 PM
wait is this still a rumor?

yep

cansei de ser sexme
09-06-2007, 05:38 PM
Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. For added effect, the broom makes "flying noises" and vibrates.

After a while on the market, concerned parents noticed that mostly young girls seemed to enjoy the toy - especially the vibrating part...

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/1-49.jpg

Other reviewers seemed to be simply clueless. “Poola13” from Ohio noted how popular the toy was with his/her 12-year-old daughter and her friends. Poola13 added in the June 11, 2002, review that, “they play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!”

http://www.cultureandfamily.org/articledisplay.asp?id=753&department=CFI&categoryid=cfreport

RotationSlimWang
09-06-2007, 06:38 PM
kids today.... way better toys than when I was little.

You had a vibrator when you were little?

cansei de ser sexme
09-06-2007, 10:07 PM
You had a vibrator when you were little?

she's suggesting that when she was little she did not have vibrators, and kids today do, thus "better toys". hope that clarified.

psychic friend
09-07-2007, 08:11 AM
she's suggesting that when she was little she did not have vibrators, and kids today do, thus "better toys". hope that clarified.

randy can't read, thanks for clarifying for him. that is almost exactly right. they didnt have vibrating broom toys made for children.

suprefan
09-07-2007, 12:47 PM
That magically catered towards girls and therefore they liked them more?

algunz
09-07-2007, 01:17 PM
All good girls (gay or otherwise) have good toys.

All That I Am
09-07-2007, 01:30 PM
All good girls (gay or otherwise) have good toys.

But tessa's still gay right?

algunz
09-07-2007, 01:31 PM
I guess as far as we're concerned.

psychic friend
09-07-2007, 04:05 PM
she is very happy.

caco0283
10-26-2007, 05:13 PM
bump in the rump

bug on your lip
11-21-2007, 01:57 PM
Bah Bah BUMP

thestripe
11-22-2007, 09:04 AM
blahump

tessalasset
11-24-2007, 12:14 AM
Gary I want to know how many of your 37 posts are in this thread.

thestripe
11-25-2007, 05:47 AM
Surprisingly only two. I feel cheated or something.

Cpt. Funkaho
12-09-2007, 07:43 PM
Gay poll=BUMP

gaypalmsprings
12-09-2007, 10:31 PM
Vote for Tessa. She's gayer than me - and damn, I'm pretty gay!

thestripe
12-10-2007, 01:46 AM
Hi Tessa.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-01-2008, 03:21 PM
Bump for the new year

gaypalmsprings
01-01-2008, 05:44 PM
Tessa New Year!

fatbastard
01-01-2008, 05:51 PM
Hi Tessa.

I did not know your gay. Don't let people bother you about it.

psychic friend
01-01-2008, 06:54 PM
tessa cant help but be happy. you should all be so gay.

Alchemy
01-02-2008, 10:35 AM
F1_8gJWORzU

outof_nowhere
01-02-2008, 10:44 AM
this just in: everyone in this thread has been gayed up by tessa. god bless her.

tessalasset
01-07-2008, 11:45 PM
NOT GAY.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-07-2008, 11:47 PM
NOT GAY.

I'm amused that even YOU give this thread a bump once in a while.

thestripe
01-08-2008, 04:47 AM
I'm amused that even YOU give this thread a bump once in a while.

Yeah. So gay.

gaypalmsprings
01-08-2008, 06:06 AM
If you google (http://www.google.com) the two words "tessa" & "gay" (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tessa+gay&btnG=Google+Search) - looks what pops up (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34).

jigglypuflvr@mac.com
01-08-2008, 11:26 AM
hahahahaftw

anti-square
01-13-2008, 10:24 PM
I needed something to do once I got kicked out of chat.

gaypalmsprings
01-13-2008, 10:24 PM
yeah, tessa booted me too

thestripe
01-25-2008, 10:28 AM
:dumbo

BROKENDOLL
01-25-2008, 11:24 AM
Pssst...that's Tessa's Phant! FOI said so last nite...

thestripe
01-25-2008, 12:59 PM
:dumbo

full on idle
01-25-2008, 02:54 PM
That phant is gay for Tessa.

thestripe
01-31-2008, 03:32 AM
http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lost_jack.jpg

gaypalmsprings
01-31-2008, 04:17 AM
http://images.cafepress.com/product/203515395_240x240_Front.jpg

cooperb1
01-31-2008, 11:32 PM
hmmmmmmmm

thestripe
02-04-2008, 05:44 AM
http://www.8ball.co.uk/productimages/25526-2.jpg

thestripe
02-05-2008, 04:27 AM
http://help.com/user-avatars/user-photo-16368-536326.jpg

fatbastard
02-05-2008, 07:16 AM
http://images.cafepress.com/product/203515395_240x240_Front.jpg

Will these be for sale at Coachella this year?

thestripe
02-12-2008, 10:20 AM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/10/08/hansonbrothers_wideweb__430x283.jpg

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 12:58 PM
what is this is

thestripe
02-26-2008, 03:48 AM
http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00164/GlenHansard_Once_pu_164282t.jpg

cocoerica
03-07-2008, 05:40 AM
While most people are more open minded nowadays, bisexuals can still come under fire from both gay and straight people.

There's no denying that bisexuality has been a bit of a fashion statement in recent years. Let's face it, if you never go out with anyone of the same gender it won't really be questioned. But don't genuine bisexuals deserve a bit more respect than tags like “hetero-flexible” and “fence sitter” suggest?

Let's remember that the rainbow flag is supposed to be a symbol of diversity, we're not all gay and straight. If I went into my local gay club (or some online service like biloves.com as I know) there would be a few dirty looks as I'm currently going out with someone of the opposite gender. Obviously, it's some sort of statement. It couldn't just be that I swing both ways.

There's a great deal of sexual and sexuality politics. For example, I've seen bi girls insisting they are gay and find men repulsive when they're going out with a girl. It seems some sections of the gay community are far happier to accept “properly” gay people that bisexuals. While I don't want to tar every gay person with the same brush, there are a number of people that think if you're bisexual you've just not decided yet.

Superficially, some would say bisexual people have it easier than gay people as they have the “option” of living a straight life. As if your sexuality is a lifestyle choice. It seems bizarre that a community that is generally so accepting still holds some prejudice. Why should I feel I have to apologies for not being “fully” gay?

Thankfully, many people are open minded and happy to accept you for who you are. Not every gay person is militant and believes you're letting the side down by going out with someone of the opposite gender. And many people acknowledge that sexuality can be fluid. A gay person may be attracted to someone of the opposite gender in the same way a straight person could find a spark with one particular person of the same sex. We are not just our sexuality, so let's start being inclusive and stop creating barriers.

BeHereNOW
03-07-2008, 07:10 AM
worst piece of gossip/rumor ever

KooKoo Banana Funtime
03-07-2008, 12:41 PM
worst piece of gossip/rumor ever

gheyest conjecture ever

amyzzz
03-07-2008, 01:06 PM
odd place to put it, but that was interesting.

thestripe
04-02-2008, 09:36 AM
Hi Tessa is gay. Where the hell have you been?

elChurro
04-02-2008, 09:50 AM
you go gurl... 'snap!

elChurro
04-02-2008, 10:00 AM
While most people are more open minded nowadays, bisexuals can still come under fire from both gay and straight people.

There's no denying that bisexuality has been a bit of a fashion statement in recent years. Let's face it, if you never go out with anyone of the same gender it won't really be questioned. But don't genuine bisexuals deserve a bit more respect than tags like “hetero-flexible” and “fence sitter” suggest?

Let's remember that the rainbow flag is supposed to be a symbol of diversity, we're not all gay and straight. If I went into my local gay club (or some online service like biloves.com as I know) there would be a few dirty looks as I'm currently going out with someone of the opposite gender. Obviously, it's some sort of statement. It couldn't just be that I swing both ways.

There's a great deal of sexual and sexuality politics. For example, I've seen bi girls insisting they are gay and find men repulsive when they're going out with a girl. It seems some sections of the gay community are far happier to accept “properly” gay people that bisexuals. While I don't want to tar every gay person with the same brush, there are a number of people that think if you're bisexual you've just not decided yet.

Superficially, some would say bisexual people have it easier than gay people as they have the “option” of living a straight life. As if your sexuality is a lifestyle choice. It seems bizarre that a community that is generally so accepting still holds some prejudice. Why should I feel I have to apologies for not being “fully” gay?

Thankfully, many people are open minded and happy to accept you for who you are. Not every gay person is militant and believes you're letting the side down by going out with someone of the opposite gender. And many people acknowledge that sexuality can be fluid. A gay person may be attracted to someone of the opposite gender in the same way a straight person could find a spark with one particular person of the same sex. We are not just our sexuality, so let's start being inclusive and stop creating barriers.


I think he/she ment that bi = horndog/dogette.

bug on your lip
05-04-2008, 05:45 AM
-J_HFlOQKss

gaypalmsprings
05-04-2008, 09:52 AM
you go gurl... 'snap!

Lesbians are too butch to do snaps. I think they just go home & punch kittens.

bug on your lip
05-13-2008, 07:52 PM
Lesbisnapians

nahuatldream
05-20-2008, 02:10 PM
Hehe, gay.

sikiboy
06-16-2008, 11:47 AM
http://www.babytalkradio.com/bump%20black%20t%20master%20website.jpg

BROKENDOLL
06-16-2008, 12:13 PM
Oh my, is Tessa pregnant too?

marooko
06-16-2008, 02:02 PM
can you make it shoot rainbows out its ass GPS? That would be gay.

ivankay
09-12-2008, 03:49 PM
birthday bump

thestripe
10-02-2008, 11:26 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9JRsyIXzsU8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9JRsyIXzsU8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

This is a BSS bump for u Tessa. there is a really cool basement sessions video on pitchfork.tv but I can't get it to work.


Hi Tessa

gaypalmsprings
10-06-2008, 07:47 PM
http://www.funpics.ws/funpics/4/4048.jpg

gaypalmsprings
11-12-2008, 05:28 AM
http://www.wfmu.org/MACrec/images/Recordiogram.jpg

Amneeziac
11-12-2008, 02:21 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/nyzpg2.jpg

tessalasset
11-16-2008, 06:53 PM
that is pretty fucking amazing i must say.

tessalasset
11-16-2008, 06:54 PM
i'm surprised no one has brought up twilight yet.

Pixiessp
11-16-2008, 06:59 PM
I am a gay vampire. well...only part time.

gaypalmsprings
12-06-2008, 07:42 PM
Is Tessa gay? For the answer check here---> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_tessa_gay

mattpach
12-06-2008, 08:21 PM
Haha Tessa is a STD!???

fatbastard
12-06-2008, 08:25 PM
Is Tessa and her gay lover married?

Amneeziac
01-08-2009, 12:11 AM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/thadrunkchick/richardsimmons1xr6rq1.jpg

feather
01-08-2009, 12:13 AM
Thank you.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-25-2009, 01:49 AM
bump for tessa's status as having the oldest post in message board history.

Amneeziac
01-25-2009, 01:52 AM
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/26/madonna_cher.jpg

DFrank
01-25-2009, 01:55 AM
Don't get it still...?

Failed State
01-25-2009, 02:03 AM
tessa is a stupid bull dyke. She loves to lick the girl dick, I hope her pussy meat falls off. Fuck you whore I hope you die of cancer. You worthless sack of shit.

bug on your lip
01-28-2009, 09:03 AM
http://www.graingerpottery.com/fotos/rainbow.jpg

bug on your lip
01-28-2009, 10:44 AM
http://www.wafireworks.com/images/tn_SuperCracklingRainbow.jpg

bug on your lip
01-29-2009, 07:36 AM
Monklish just confirmed that tessa is actually gay

amidoingitrite
01-29-2009, 08:02 AM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/lalocura_2007/pics/1229798168608.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
01-29-2009, 08:03 AM
^ BAN

amidoingitrite
01-29-2009, 08:16 AM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/lalocura_2007/pics/1229872204612.jpg

bug on your lip
02-09-2009, 11:30 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/10497420_026cf83d89_o.jpg

Tylerdurden31
02-09-2009, 11:35 AM
is this really a rumor anymore?

bug on your lip
02-23-2009, 10:15 AM
http://images7.cafepress.com/product/70972537v2_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg

bug on your lip
07-14-2009, 05:42 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/9/633801720866041710-irishlegends.jpg

fatbastard
09-12-2009, 08:21 AM
I don't care if you're gay, I think your attractive.

gaypalmsprings
09-12-2009, 08:43 AM
Roses are red,
Tessa is gay.
Happy Birthday,
It's Caturday!

Coachella Bound
09-12-2009, 08:51 AM
Caturday is gay when u have to work.....

ivankay
09-12-2009, 05:35 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4277051487_c78e0ee14a_o.jpg

Young blood
09-14-2009, 08:01 AM
hahahahahaha ahaha haha

amyzzz
09-14-2009, 04:15 PM
*titter*

tessalasset
09-29-2009, 07:05 PM
<3. still not gay.

gaypalmsprings
09-29-2009, 07:08 PM
http://olnrc.shawnee.edu/Images/ElephantDancing.gif

bug on your lip
10-16-2009, 10:27 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3913511355_a52e2abf1e.jpg

she is raping her with her eyes

gaypalmsprings
11-11-2009, 04:02 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/9153~Cool-Girls-Posters.jpg

Failed State
11-13-2009, 01:06 AM
http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/troll_toll.jpg

caco0283
01-12-2011, 11:51 AM
http://images.cafepress.com/product/203515395_240x240_Front.jpg

!!!

J~$$$$
01-12-2011, 11:58 AM
please vote Tessa.

Gayest Board Member: http://micropoll.com/t/KEqoVZBs9d

fatbastard
01-12-2011, 12:45 PM
I voted.

Who disabled the results?

Cpt. Funkaho
01-13-2011, 04:21 PM
bump

heart cooks brain
01-17-2011, 10:21 AM
http://wallychamp.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/true_blood-jessica-deborah_ann_woll.jpg

Exhibit A

gaypalmsprings
06-09-2011, 05:14 AM
http://thesegoto11.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/a251_t3.jpg

GuyInTucson
12-28-2012, 09:53 AM
Bump.

algunz
12-28-2012, 10:01 AM
How is Tessa doing?

GuyInTucson
12-28-2012, 11:20 AM
I would like to know too.

JustSteve
12-28-2012, 12:03 PM
Assuming still gay as the day is long...

heart cooks brain
12-28-2012, 12:05 PM
less and less every year?

tessalasset
01-04-2013, 01:15 AM
I am still here and still definitely not gay!

SoulDischarge
01-04-2013, 03:10 AM
I saw Tessa posted in here and was hoping it was a confirmation she was gay. I guess I'm in for another year of disappointment.

fatbastard
01-04-2013, 07:47 AM
FYI. Tessa is hot.

gaypalmsprings
01-04-2013, 08:10 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BQXg6oGBn9I/T3NdBEf8q0I/AAAAAAAAEW8/E5cSlvQRv10/s1600/pray+your+gay+away.jpg

_The_
01-04-2013, 08:13 AM
I am still here and still queer!

Confirmed.

bug on your lip
05-28-2013, 09:53 AM
tessa's dream wedding

http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/63455/photos/PHOTO_3866202_63455_7575768_ap.jpg

TomAz
05-28-2013, 10:20 AM
dream wedding reception is more like it.

xanman86
05-28-2013, 10:44 AM
http://cdn.thefader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Im-Gay.jpg

bug on your lip
06-26-2013, 09:39 AM
FREEDOM FOR TESSA !!!

GuyInTucson
06-26-2013, 09:52 AM
Quality bump. Topical.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
09-16-2013, 11:31 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kgFsLfd_vhM/TctYYmXrdsI/AAAAAAAAH1s/wvZ36oPT89A/s320/unicorn-rainbow-bicycle-4.jpg