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faxman75
10-26-2009, 09:25 AM
Metallica is so hard core to make every single penny off of every single fan they have decided to donate $50,000 to help find a fan that went missing at one of their shows. My concern is, what if they find her with a laptop loaded with illegal Metallica downloads, what will Lars have to say about it?!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091026/en_afp/entertainmentusmusicmetallicamissing_2009102616061 4

I also wonder if this was some long haired ugly stoner dude if they would give a rats ass :lool

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20091020/capt.e47c0c7bc99d405daa795300d23c5ceb.missing_stud ent_ny113.jpg

WhyTheLongFace
10-26-2009, 09:28 AM
lol @ the article

"blond hair blue eyed"

hahahahaha

TheWatcher
10-26-2009, 09:37 AM
She was not carrying ID or a cell phone

...

Doesn't sound good.

HAMMERHEAD
10-26-2009, 09:52 AM
what about the donations for all the fans that went missing after black album and every other subsequently shittier release after that?

AlecEiffel
10-26-2009, 09:54 AM
Why exactly is this funny?

HAMMERHEAD
10-26-2009, 10:01 AM
because making fucked up comments for the sake of shallow humor is easy when you can hide behind a keyboard. really though, its just one of the few ways to cope with the sack of shit humanity hands us all daily.

in all seriousness i hope they find her and thats pretty cool that they threw down money for the reward. nobody should have to feel scared that their son/daughter/sister/brother/friend is gonna get abducted at a concert

Mr.Nipples
10-26-2009, 10:03 AM
50,000 grand? didn't that cheap cocksucking piece of shit excuse for a boring drummer lars ulrich pocket 10 million for a basquiat painting he sold? cheap assholes.

TomAz
10-26-2009, 10:04 AM
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

Alchemy
10-26-2009, 10:18 AM
Metallica is so hard core to make every single penny off of every single fan they have decided to donate $50,000 to help find a fan that went missing at one of their shows.

Um...

Hmm...

So, you're saying that Metallica are greedy, because they donated money to help find a missing person...

Hmm...

faxman75
10-26-2009, 10:29 AM
Um...

Hmm...

So, you're saying that Metallica are greedy, because they donated money to help find a missing person...

Hmm...

Yes, that's exactly what i'm saying or you could see I was making an attempt at a funny by tying in their alliance with the RIAA to sue fans to finding the missing fan.

wmgaretjax
10-26-2009, 11:35 AM
attempt

obzen
10-26-2009, 11:47 AM
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

Oh god!!
:rotfl

malcolmjamalawesome
10-26-2009, 11:48 AM
YYOOOOO HOOO WHOAA!

Devin the Dude
10-26-2009, 11:52 AM
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHA.

/Jim Breuer

faxman75
10-26-2009, 11:56 AM
attempt

pretentious

sin213
10-26-2009, 12:50 PM
what about the donations for all the fans that went missing after black album and every other subsequently shittier release after that?

my sentiments exactly!