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stinkbutt
10-23-2009, 03:21 PM
it really does (http://www.yourscenesucks.com/)

http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/crunk/scene.jpg
http://skablahblah.com/pics/RudeBoySux.png

PlayaDelWes
10-23-2009, 03:25 PM
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/popcore/scene.jpg

amyzzz
10-23-2009, 03:26 PM
At least two of those look like board members I have met.

stinkbutt
10-23-2009, 03:28 PM
Who and which?

sbessiso
10-23-2009, 03:29 PM
The Popcore Dorks are soooo cute though

amyzzz
10-23-2009, 03:33 PM
haha I found a couple more board members in there upon more checking. I'm not gonna spill.

MissingPerson
10-23-2009, 03:33 PM
I recognise the emo kids. Everyone else may as well be aliens.

Still-ill
10-23-2009, 03:34 PM
Post-rocker is a little random. But, it made me laugh.

stinkbutt
10-23-2009, 03:36 PM
haha I found a couple more board members in there upon more checking. I'm not gonna spill.

The whole reason of posting this site was to figure out which board member is what. Now spill it

MissingPerson
10-23-2009, 03:38 PM
Wait, wait, I know Wentz fans.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-23-2009, 03:39 PM
THIS is amazing
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/crabcore/crab.gif

i don't know if this occurs enough to be considered a scene as it is shown on that site, but I want every guitar player to do this

moomoo
10-23-2009, 03:39 PM
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/postrocker/scene.jpg

I like this guy. I'd hit it.

MissingPerson
10-23-2009, 03:40 PM
THIS is amazing
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/crabcore/crab.gif

i don't know if this occurs enough to be considered a scene as it is shown on that site, but I want every guitar player to do this

Yeah. Crabcore's not a scene. That's just that guy.

And still, hilarious.

stinkbutt
10-23-2009, 03:41 PM
the postrocker made me think of menik at first

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-23-2009, 03:42 PM
i have definitely resembled this guy on a number of occasions hahaha
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/orgcore/scene.jpg

PlayaDelWes
10-23-2009, 03:43 PM
I come with the "harsh lighting", but that's about it

Cdubby
10-23-2009, 03:45 PM
I always partnered up with a neo thrasher dude for a class in college, true story. he actually kind of looked like a short version of angus andrew.

canexplain
10-23-2009, 03:46 PM
Nope none of those are me ... cr****

boarderwoozel3
10-23-2009, 03:54 PM
All Kinds of win:

http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/applestore/scene.jpg



Looking something like a mix of Pocahontas and a tornado at a thrift store, the Apple Store Indie is your typical #fauxhemian. Masking her love for Steve Jobs products with whatever your blind grandma wore 40 years ago, she blends in seamlessly with the rest of her contemporaries at All Points West Festival.

Tweeting endlessly about nothing other than questions to a fake Ezra Koenig account, her main source of news is whatever happens to be a trending topic on twitter. Her iphone isn’t just a means to tell people what type of sandwich she is eating, she also uses it to cover Passion Pit’s “Sleepyhead” using only app store instruments with her hipster friends.

Getting musical recommendations from last.fm or whatever Jenny Eliscu and Jake Fogelnest play on satellite radio, her entire “scene” seems to only exist in digital format. The only physical music she owns are vinyl hand me downs that serve as decorative filler for her Ikea Billy bookshelf. She rarely if ever supports her local indie music scene unless it is someone spinning records (see: itunes playlist) at a scenester bar.

Unable to make sales of her diy junk through her etsy store, she has set up shop at a number of craft fairs across the tri state area. Unfortunately everyone else was selling the same trite octopus necklaces, owl earrings and onesies she slapped together. Upset with the lack of enthusiasm towards her creations, she will later blog about it to an audience of spambots.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-23-2009, 03:57 PM
Indie Jesus is freaking awesome too. i want to be his friend

gaypalmsprings
10-23-2009, 04:02 PM
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Humor/Images/EmoKidsWhy.jpg

http://www.rainbowpuke.com/pics/page5/emo-rainbow-rainbowpuke.gif

amyzzz
10-23-2009, 04:14 PM
I, um, thought indie Jesus looked like Patrick until I clicked on it and saw the outfit. Not Patrick's style.

greghead
10-23-2009, 05:22 PM
Homemade pentagram shin guards FTW

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll239/greg-head/scene.jpg

rage patton
10-23-2009, 05:25 PM
Funny site. The write ups are hilarious. I don't think I fit neatly into any of the categories though.

greghead
10-23-2009, 05:37 PM
^Agreed. From about 14 to 19, I sort of fit into the Up The Punx, but not really (no bondage pants or liberty spikes, though I still wear my leather jacket pretty regularly).

These days I wear Levi 550s (Regular Fit, son!) and ten year old t-shirts. Shopping and fashion are not my strongsuits.

menikmati
10-23-2009, 05:48 PM
God I can't stand the Apple Store Indie types.

Young blood
10-23-2009, 06:10 PM
They totally forgot the devandracore, neo-ameraindiandcore, and the Playalicious platipussys.

menikmati
10-23-2009, 06:43 PM
the postrocker made me think of menik at first

Cool, I want to be the postrocker.

suprefan
10-23-2009, 08:59 PM
THIS is amazing
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/crabcore/crab.gif

i don't know if this occurs enough to be considered a scene as it is shown on that site, but I want every guitar player to do this

did you finally find this? Been around for a while. The music video is the true genius part of it all btw. Look it up...



Who and which?


At least two of those look like board members I have met.


Rage Patton and somebody else....

And the Williamsburg hipster girl, myspace whore, and Apple Indie girl represent a mixture of board members. Hmmm, so apparently Amy thinks I might be emo boy?

sbessiso
10-23-2009, 09:15 PM
Funny site. The write ups are hilarious. I don't think I fit neatly into any of the categories though.

Yeah me neither. I wear normal clothes

mattpach
10-23-2009, 10:46 PM
http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/juggalo/scene.jpg

rage patton
10-24-2009, 01:09 AM
Someone needs to start making these for boardmembers. Write ups must be included.

boarderwoozel3
10-24-2009, 01:16 AM
They'renotaheadlinercore?

:p

SoulDischarge
10-24-2009, 01:30 AM
The site overlooked the all too important "I'm-too-much-of-an-individual-to-belong-to-any-scene"core demographic.

MissingPerson
10-24-2009, 07:44 AM
They'renotaheadlinercore?


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