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Boourns
10-23-2009, 01:24 AM
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SoulDischarge
10-23-2009, 01:27 AM
I heartily endorse this thread, which represents a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom.

Boourns
10-23-2009, 01:39 AM
It's a shame that Tim Burton's Superman never happened...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/nic_cage_superman.jpg

nbvcide
10-23-2009, 03:33 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Nbvwes/l_943f0a563c961cef53e668155fa92475.jpg

nbvcide
10-23-2009, 03:34 AM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/oNe-8-SeVeN/05-PeachBowserCage-1.jpg

nbvcide
10-23-2009, 03:36 AM
http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp349/ciap4life/nic-cage-birdhair.jpg

nbvcide
10-23-2009, 03:36 AM
"Peach.. i can eat a peach for hours.."
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg186/nicsfan4ever/nic%20cage/fo38.jpg

nbvcide
10-23-2009, 03:38 AM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c363/bibee9/30%20Seconds%20to%20Mars/Jared5.jpg
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh242/SuperBowser64/SeanstranglesCastoroutsidethechurch.jpg

nbvcide
10-23-2009, 03:38 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Nbvwes/nicolascage.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Nbvwes/nicolas_cage_rasing_arizonajpg.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
10-23-2009, 05:20 AM
I want to take his face.





























































































Off.

fatbastard
10-23-2009, 05:24 AM
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is bald.

M Sparks
10-23-2009, 07:04 AM
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There you are!

marooko
10-23-2009, 07:09 AM
at first i was like.......
http://princejellyfish.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/raising-arizona.jpg

But then i came in here and i was like.....

http://www.ugo.com/movies/grossest-things-eaten/images/entries/gross-nic.jpg


http://17.media.tumblr.com/sOb4e7wW5kr0gegzqCdrpOOdo1_500.jpg

TomAz
10-23-2009, 07:14 AM
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marooko
10-23-2009, 07:16 AM
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I'm glad his version inspired me to watch the original instead. That looks like shit.

HandBanana
10-23-2009, 07:28 AM
How has this not yet been posted?

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marooko
10-23-2009, 07:45 AM
The ending of that was amazing. Thank you, I feel like I watched it now. I enjoyed the bear punching that lady. Good stuff.

biggfoot17
10-23-2009, 08:47 AM
How has this not yet been posted?

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lolz....wuuuuuut haha. "Why is he beating up all these women?!"

so its really just a book he wrote?

kroqken
11-16-2009, 04:47 PM
His dad died a couple of weeks ago. He had a PhD.

JustSteve
11-16-2009, 04:49 PM
break time...see ya'll when ken is done. peace.

kroqken
11-16-2009, 04:52 PM
break time...see ya'll when ken is done. peace.

I am never "done", I just do the hiatus road until I bounce back like a junkie with a bad LSD habit.

Monklish
11-16-2009, 04:57 PM
... Junkies don't do LSD, Ken. They do heroin.


I like to try to have logical conversations with Ken like he's a real person.

kroqken
11-16-2009, 04:58 PM
Phish fans do LSD and they seem "junkieish" to me.

Monklish
11-16-2009, 04:59 PM
And yet it's incorrect, unless they happen to be Phish fans with a heroin habit. The name derives from "junk" being slang for heroin.

TommyboyUNM
11-16-2009, 05:00 PM
what's your favorite nicolas cage movie ken

kroqken
11-16-2009, 05:03 PM
what's your favorite nicolas cage movie ken

Valley Girl and Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I used to jack off to Jennifer Jason Leigh in the scene where she messed around with the Pacific Stereo salesman in my late 1980s masturbatory period.

TommyboyUNM
11-16-2009, 05:04 PM
.....

kroqken
11-16-2009, 05:06 PM
Jennifer Jason Leigh had amazing breasts in that 1982 movie. I cannot believe her dad was killed by a helicopter in real life.

TommyboyUNM
11-16-2009, 05:08 PM
yeah that was a bummer...

wmgaretjax
11-16-2009, 05:09 PM
the most inexplicable thing about Wicker Man was the fact that Neil LaBute directed it.

hawkingvsreeve
11-16-2009, 05:09 PM
Oh wow.


You beat me (off) to it Tommy.

crazzz2007
11-16-2009, 05:12 PM
i've been told by at least 547 people that i look like nicolas cage.

kroqken
11-16-2009, 05:12 PM
i've been told by at least 547 people that i look like nicolas cage.

With or without the hairplugs?

crazzz2007
11-16-2009, 05:16 PM
both.

so which celebrities have you been compared to ken, in terms of looks?

kroqken
11-16-2009, 05:22 PM
both.

so which celebrities have you been compared to ken, in terms of looks?

I have been compared to Adam Sandler, the lead singer of Spandau Ballet, David Schwimmer, Michael Richards (Kramer), Vincent Schiavelli and Steven Wright in the scene from Half Baked.

TheUnderworld
11-16-2009, 07:12 PM
I do not appreciate this man

Nicolas Cage loses two New Orleans homes to foreclosure (http://www.thecelebritycafe.com/features/35904.html)


In addition to giving up his two Louisiana homes, Cage is also selling his Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Rhode Island dwellings in order to pay off a $6 million federal tax lien.

Nicolas Cage was forced to give his poisonous pet snakes to the zoo because his neighbors were terrified of them (http://www.exposay.com/nicolas-cage-gives-up-his-snakes/v/16818/)

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nicolas-cage-castle.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
11-16-2009, 07:16 PM
I have been compared to Adam Sandler, the lead singer of Spandau Ballet, David Schwimmer, Michael Richards (Kramer), Vincent Schiavelli and Steven Wright in the scene from Half Baked.

vincent schiavelli ftw

JustSteve
11-16-2009, 07:19 PM
cage had a huge corner lot house here in newport, too, in Bay Shores. supposedly he paid $25 million in '05, sold for $35 million in '08. not a bad investment.

kroqken
11-16-2009, 09:12 PM
Nicholas Cage has a twentysomething son who is in a black metal band. I am sure they suck and will NEVER play Coachella.

RedThom
11-16-2009, 10:05 PM
Nicholas Cage has a twentysomething son who is in a black metal band. I am sure they suck and will NEVER play Coachella.

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kroqken
11-17-2009, 02:35 PM
Nicholas Cage should play Tom Leykis in a movie about his life. I would pay to see it.

Archie Bunker
11-17-2009, 02:47 PM
I always wanted to live in a castle.

kroqken
11-17-2009, 02:49 PM
I always wanted to live in a castle.

There was an electronic game in 1981ish called the Dark Castle (I believe) and had Orson Welles do television commercials for it.

humanoid
11-17-2009, 03:36 PM
Nicholas Cage should play Tom Leykis in a movie about his life. I would pay to see it.

that sounds like one of the worst ideas for a movie that I've ever heard

Chaplipman
11-17-2009, 03:56 PM
Lord of War was one of his better recent films.

kroqken
11-17-2009, 03:58 PM
that sounds like one of the worst ideas for a movie that I've ever heard

Not as bad as Charleton Heston playing a Hispanic in an Orson Welles film.

Monklish
11-17-2009, 04:05 PM
Heston did a pretty decent job of it and the movie was amazing. And it's "an Hispanic."

Pixiessp
11-17-2009, 04:07 PM
Jennifer Jason Leigh had amazing breasts in that 1982 movie. I cannot believe her dad was killed by a helicopter in real life.

Vic Morrow is Jennifer Jason Leigh's dad?? I mean was?

kroqken
11-17-2009, 04:07 PM
Heston did a pretty decent job of it and the movie was amazing. And it's "an Hispanic."

No one can take Heston seriously as "an Hispanic". That is like asking Adam Sandler to play an Asian person, although Peter Sellers was an Asian character in "Murder by Death" and "the Fiendish Plot of Doctor Fu Manchu."

kroqken
11-17-2009, 04:08 PM
Vic Morrow is Jennifer Jason Leigh's dad??

That factoid surprised me more than finding out that Warren Beatty and Shirley Maclaine are brother and sister.

chairmenmeow47
11-17-2009, 04:11 PM
I cannot believe her dad was killed by a helicopter in real life.

what did her dad do to the helicopter?

liquidsnake28
11-17-2009, 04:13 PM
My favorite is John Leguizamo as Luigi in the Mario Brothers movie.

kroqken
11-17-2009, 04:13 PM
what did her dad do to the helicopter?

Her dad was killed in 1983 when a helicopter accidentally crashed into him during the making of Twilight Zone the movie.

Pixiessp
11-17-2009, 04:29 PM
Don't forget those poor kids.

kroqken
11-17-2009, 04:41 PM
Don't forget those poor kids.

Ther poor Vietnamese kids. They were as cursed as the cast of Poltergeist.

marooko
09-19-2011, 01:47 PM
I only read the title. WTF?!

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/is-nicolas-cage-a-vampire/216

Courtney
09-19-2011, 01:58 PM
This thread just cost me 10 minutes of my life that I will never get back.

algunz
09-19-2011, 03:01 PM
I enjoyed the distraction. :)

marooko
09-19-2011, 03:21 PM
So is he a Vampire? Like I said, I just read the headline.

ByTheWay,
09-19-2011, 03:28 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/17/article-2038580-0DF2745200000578-60_306x543.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/17/article-0-0DEF4FE100000578-254_306x543.jpg

BTW,check this out, fast click to 4:20 if you cant watch the whole vid Cage makes some people just want to puke sometimes with his AWEsome acting


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faxman75
09-19-2011, 03:30 PM
I can't believe this story is so popular it's a yahoo feature, being shared on facebook and here. A picture from the civil war that resembles Cage a little bit = Is Cage a vampire?

This is evidence that human evolution regresses.

algunz
09-19-2011, 03:32 PM
I am devolving.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-19-2011, 03:37 PM
Yeah, thinking something is amusing sure does make a person stupid.

faxman75
09-19-2011, 03:47 PM
Not something. This in particular.

thefunkylama
09-19-2011, 03:50 PM
Diagnosis: Still Not Bill Compton.

marooko
09-19-2011, 05:01 PM
I can't believe this story is so popular it's a yahoo feature, being shared on facebook and here. A picture from the civil war that resembles Cage a little bit = Is Cage a vampire?

This is evidence that human evolution regresses.

So you're on the non-vampire side I take it?

Mugwog
09-19-2011, 07:00 PM
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Put the bunny back in the box.

One of the best movies of all time Con Air