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HandBanana
10-20-2009, 03:13 PM
I could watch this on repeat until the end of time.


http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

obzen
10-20-2009, 03:16 PM
lolz,what a dude.

Still-ill
10-20-2009, 03:21 PM
I could watch this on repeat until the end of time.


http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/
You're a stronger man than I...

boboso
10-20-2009, 03:23 PM
http://members.iinet.net.au/~bob.gibbs/winky.png

malcolmjamalawesome
10-20-2009, 03:53 PM
I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.

HandBanana
10-20-2009, 03:54 PM
Been going or 20 minutes and counting now.

I never get tired of it.

JebusLives
10-20-2009, 03:56 PM
wednesday thursday friday?

AlecEiffel
10-20-2009, 04:17 PM
The first time around it felt kinda long, but now it's just flying by and I keep finding myself missing parts.

AlecEiffel
10-20-2009, 04:33 PM
I just realised I've been listening to this thing for over half an hour. Christ.

malcolmjamalawesome
10-20-2009, 04:34 PM
Great chorus.

HandBanana
10-20-2009, 04:35 PM
Comin up on a full hour over here

malcolmjamalawesome
10-20-2009, 04:36 PM
This is going to be my new study music.

HandBanana
10-20-2009, 04:37 PM
If I was a big timey DJ, I would rock this shit every night and then go get some FunYuns

malcolmjamalawesome
10-20-2009, 04:42 PM
sweet lemonade sweet sweet lemonade

JebusLives
10-20-2009, 04:48 PM
wait, now i'm high and its funny.

Derekx
10-20-2009, 05:00 PM
What the fuck am I watching? Hahaha. It's too damn catchy, I can't resist.

rage patton
10-20-2009, 05:42 PM
Damn. Over 10 minutes now. I need to turn it off and study.

rskapcat
10-20-2009, 05:45 PM
Okay, this is awesome.

malcolmjamalawesome
10-20-2009, 05:45 PM
It turns into a plane and then it turns back again.

sbessiso
10-20-2009, 05:46 PM
I turned it off after like 20 seconds :-/

thizzin my brains out
10-20-2009, 05:47 PM
fuck you

rskapcat
10-20-2009, 05:47 PM
Andy shook his head and walked out of the room. :p

malcolmjamalawesome
10-20-2009, 05:49 PM
What I don't understand about the INternetz is how people find this shit.

thizzin my brains out
10-20-2009, 05:50 PM
my puthy!

rskapcat
10-20-2009, 05:55 PM
Another Weebl gift.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-20-2009, 06:00 PM
i had this going for like an hour and a half last week. I knew I should have posted it here.

And yes, Badgers is good times as well

A SNAKE A SNAKE OH IT'S A SNAKE

miscorrections
10-20-2009, 06:00 PM
What I don't understand about the INternetz is how people find this shit.

Fazed.

malcolmjamalawesome
10-20-2009, 06:00 PM
Not quite as effective. Shut Up Woman Get on My Horse is clearly his "Stairway".

rage patton
10-20-2009, 06:01 PM
Ahhhhh... that is from the same guy? That makes a lot of sense. I remember watching that in like, grade 9 or 10 and dying of laughter.

rskapcat
10-20-2009, 06:10 PM
I am currently reliving 5 years ago as far as humor goes. Homestaaaaar...runneeeeeer.

Gribbz
10-20-2009, 06:13 PM
Horse pop.

SoulDischarge
10-20-2009, 06:17 PM
I turned it off after like 20 seconds :-/

Word.

rage patton
10-20-2009, 06:19 PM
I am currently reliving 5 years ago as far as humor goes. Homestaaaaar...runneeeeeer.

:pulse Strong Bad will always have a special place in my heart.

rskapcat
10-20-2009, 06:21 PM
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html

:p

zimmy1222
10-20-2009, 06:23 PM
my god... that is amazing.

rage patton
10-20-2009, 06:28 PM
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html

:p

Wow. Its like you are reading my mind. This one has always been my favorite. Even more so than Trogdor. (Just my a little bit though). Becky and I always make reference to this. I really, really want an a DJ or electronic group of somekind to recreate/cover/remix/sample this. I would die.

SoulDischarge
10-20-2009, 06:31 PM
You people are retarded.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
10-20-2009, 06:35 PM
A horse?
in my vagina?

its more likely than you think

Sleepingrock
10-20-2009, 06:40 PM
lMHmVHDrBJQ


I :pulse albino black sheep

malcolmjamalawesome
10-20-2009, 06:44 PM
It tastes just like raisins.

humanoid
10-20-2009, 06:49 PM
You people are retarded.

totally retarded

HandBanana
10-20-2009, 06:50 PM
Retarded like a fox.

I do not hate the un-laughers.

But I do pity them.

Derekx
10-20-2009, 06:52 PM
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html

:p

I never got around to watching Homestar Runner. I should probably start now.

PlayaDelWes
10-20-2009, 07:31 PM
3 cycles and its been in my head for the last 30 minutes

feather
10-20-2009, 08:44 PM
You are too much HB.

kitt kat
10-20-2009, 09:21 PM
:pulse Strong Bad will always have a special place in my heart.

so much funnier than this shit....

TommyboyUNM
10-20-2009, 09:25 PM
So this is what passes for humor and content now?


Pot really does have the right idea.

menikmati
10-20-2009, 09:28 PM
I've been listening to this for the last week.

cansei de ser sexme
10-20-2009, 09:55 PM
the longer you watch this it becomes uncoordinated with the video.

HandBanana
10-20-2009, 10:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wix2y.png

chiapet
10-20-2009, 10:35 PM
Argh. 15 minutes and I'm going to have this in my head all week.

HandBanana
10-21-2009, 08:12 AM
Ooooontz-a-ooooontz-a-ooooontz-a-ooooontz-a-ooooontz-a


http://i.imgur.com/VtvA2.png

Young blood
10-21-2009, 08:19 AM
You people are retarded.

!!!

TomAz
10-21-2009, 08:28 AM
I turned it off after like 20 seconds :-/


You people are retarded.


So this is what passes for humor and content now?


Pot really does have the right idea.

I agree with these three. Does that make me gay?

SoulDischarge
10-21-2009, 08:30 AM
You sure filled up the quotes thread with a fuckload of Oscar Wilde. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

TomAz
10-21-2009, 08:31 AM
hi handsome

SoulDischarge
10-21-2009, 08:31 AM
:cat

TommyboyUNM
10-21-2009, 08:35 AM
I agree with these three. Does that make me gay?

Does that make ME gay?



Hi Tom. I bet you look handsome today. Wanna go camping?

SoulDischarge
10-21-2009, 08:37 AM
We already had a whole thread covering that topic. Let Tom have his moment.

cansei de ser sexme
10-21-2009, 04:29 PM
humming this makes time move faster

Mr.Nipples
10-21-2009, 04:30 PM
http://wordinfo.info/words/images/Horse-biped-copy.gif

hawkingvsreeve
10-21-2009, 04:35 PM
I'm currently watching this as a car alarm outside is going and keeping time with the song. It's been about 30 seconds.

REEEEEEMIXXXXX

Mr.Nipples
10-21-2009, 04:40 PM
i just watched that video. absolutely fucking stupid and unacceptable, did not smile once. file this along with aqua teen hunger force as the dumbing down of humor amongst my generation...

fuck you asshole

M Sparks
10-21-2009, 05:30 PM
the dumbing down of humor amongst my generation...

Can't see what your generation has to do with it.I laughed. Maybe it's not for your generation. Maybe it's for mine. We had a lot of stupid shit back then.

chiapet
10-21-2009, 05:37 PM
humming this makes time move faster

It totally does. I've been making little noises about sweet lemonade and SHWGOMH all day. And now it's 6:30 and I'm going home and I barely got anything done.

chairmenmeow47
10-21-2009, 05:50 PM
i just watched that video. absolutely fucking stupid and unacceptable, did not smile once. file this along with aqua teen hunger force as the dumbing down of humor amongst my generation...

fuck you asshole

thanks for validating my theories that aqua teen blows. people try to show this to me and i just don't get it. they also seem to watch a lot of family guy.

gmoneyak
10-21-2009, 06:00 PM
Damn, this shit goes from amusing to annoying really fast for me.. I do like the animations though.

meh.

Pixiessp
10-21-2009, 06:32 PM
Andy shook his head and walked out of the room. :p

I'm with Andy. Although I did watch it for about 5 minutes before realizing it did not have an end. Or does it?



Albino Black Sheep!! Now that's funny. :thu

malcolmjamalawesome
10-22-2009, 03:43 PM
So three or four days in and I cannot get this out of my head and I find myself becoming more aware of the changes in pitch and remembering the words better even though I haven't actually been back to the site.

chiapet
10-22-2009, 04:54 PM
^^^^ same

I noticed I was dancing to the imaginary horse pop in my head today on the bus. I think I'm doomed. :(

boarderwoozel3
10-22-2009, 04:56 PM
This thing is fantastic. The horse playing the keyboard with its hoof kills me.

chiapet
10-22-2009, 05:03 PM
That's my favorite part too! Well, in addition to the crazy horse close-up after "Look at my horse."

HandBanana
10-22-2009, 05:17 PM
That's my favorite part too! Well, in addition to the crazy horse close-up after "Look at my horse."

http://i.imgur.com/1DaPS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1DaPS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1DaPS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1DaPS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1DaPS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1DaPS.jpg

chiapet
10-22-2009, 05:18 PM
:pulse

chiapet
10-22-2009, 05:19 PM
I also like the final close-up on the eye at the end. I love beady animated eyes.

I am in a training session so I can't actually play the animations, but I am watching it in my mind.

HandBanana
10-22-2009, 05:21 PM
I love it when the woman starts dancing her constrained little shuffle.

TommyboyUNM
10-22-2009, 09:03 PM
i just watched that video. absolutely fucking stupid and unacceptable, did not smile once. file this along with aqua teen hunger force as the dumbing down of humor amongst my generation...

fuck you asshole

This is exactly what the response to this video should be. Thank you, Nipples. I still don't get it.


Can't see what your generation has to do with it.I laughed. Maybe it's not for your generation. Maybe it's for mine. We had a lot of stupid shit back then.


So three or four days in and I cannot get this out of my head and I find myself becoming more aware of the changes in pitch and remembering the words better even though I haven't actually been back to the site.


^^^^ same

I noticed I was dancing to the imaginary horse pop in my head today on the bus. I think I'm doomed. :(


This thing is fantastic. The horse playing the keyboard with its hoof kills me.

Really? I thought I knew you guys. This kind of disappoints me.

SoulDischarge
10-22-2009, 09:09 PM
Honestly. There's a difference between clever stupid and stupid stupid, and in this particular instance, we're pretty far in the red on the stupid stupid side.

chiapet
10-22-2009, 09:12 PM
:nono :nono :nono :nono :nono

Please stop acting like you don't adore immaturity and stupidity on your internets.

boarderwoozel3
10-22-2009, 09:15 PM
Really? I thought I knew you guys. This kind of disappoints me.

Normally I don't care for zany, cartoony stuff like this. But it hits the right buttons. It's so subtly absurd with a diabolically catchy tune that I can't help but giggle.

chiapet
10-22-2009, 09:16 PM
It's so catchy.

TommyboyUNM
10-22-2009, 09:18 PM
:nono :nono :nono :nono :nono

Please stop acting like you don't adore immaturity and stupidity on your internets.

In clever ways, sure. As "El Oso" said above, there really is a difference between clever stupid and stupid stupid.

Gribbz
10-22-2009, 09:21 PM
Probably a good thread to stay out of then.

SoulDischarge
10-22-2009, 09:23 PM
Don't tell me how to run my intellectual superiority trip.

boarderwoozel3
10-22-2009, 09:35 PM
Probably a good thread to stay out of then.

We've got serious business. There's trouble-a-brewn'.

biggfoot17
10-22-2009, 09:36 PM
i just watched that video. absolutely fucking stupid and unacceptable, did not smile once. file this along with aqua teen hunger force as the dumbing down of humor amongst my generation...

fuck you asshole

Have watched monty python?

Pixiessp
10-22-2009, 11:04 PM
ok, I'm up to 15 minutes of nonstop mind fuck.

malcolmjamalawesome
10-23-2009, 05:29 AM
Don't tell me how to run my intellectual superiority trip.

6143DD8smg8



I'm not extolling the comic genius of this fucking horse. I'm saying I can't get the song out of my head, Eeyore.

malcolmjamalawesome
10-24-2009, 03:17 PM
I think my favorite part is that, upon realizing the girl takes offense to tugging on the horse's winky, the horeseman has to completely rethink his approach to courting her.

Mr.Nipples
10-24-2009, 03:58 PM
Have watched monty python?

dont you even put monty python in the same thread as that horse shit...

unacceptable

Geno_g
10-24-2009, 04:05 PM
^ HAHA, Ditto I agree...

HandBanana
10-26-2009, 12:13 PM
You are now reading this in my voice.

http://i.imgur.com/VtvA2.png

malcolmjamalawesome
10-26-2009, 12:18 PM
DO YOU THINK SO?

TomAz
10-26-2009, 12:21 PM
dont you even put monty python in the same thread as that horse shit...

unacceptable

SUWGOMH : Monty Python :: Nickelback : Leonard Cohen

malcolmjamalawesome
10-26-2009, 12:24 PM
The guys in monty python would have found this funny.

TommyboyUNM
10-26-2009, 12:30 PM
MJA, your mystique is dead to me because of this. Fuck your frozen lemonade offers.

chiapet
10-26-2009, 12:35 PM
MJA, this only improves your mystique with me. I will take those frozen lemonades that Tommy is passing on.

malcolmjamalawesome
10-26-2009, 12:37 PM
I have mystique?? (swoons)

HandBanana
10-26-2009, 12:39 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm


http://i.imgur.com/BDNMN.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
10-26-2009, 12:41 PM
FUCK

Gribbz
10-26-2009, 03:32 PM
IbGmrMN3saE

The metal remix. You're welcome.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-26-2009, 03:38 PM
i'm currently attempting to loop the metal cover to give the same effect as the original. i love it

rage patton
10-26-2009, 03:48 PM
Was that Chad Krouger doing vocals?

hawkingvsreeve
10-26-2009, 03:50 PM
Let it be stated that one Malcom Jamal Awesome should not be trusted nor counted on in matters relating to frozen lemonade.






That's right. I didn't forget.

HandBanana
10-26-2009, 04:00 PM
IbGmrMN3saE

The metal remix. You're welcome.

I love you

kroqben
10-26-2009, 04:04 PM
this is a strange thread that deserves my attention and should be bumped often maybe in my opinion.
tell me what you think and why?

obzen
10-26-2009, 04:05 PM
Yes,because.

chiapet
10-26-2009, 04:06 PM
The metal version isn't really working for me.

cansei de ser sexme
10-26-2009, 04:07 PM
yeah I am not feeling the metal version at all.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-26-2009, 04:07 PM
listen to it for 20 minutes in a row and then get back to me

Gribbz
10-26-2009, 04:09 PM
Perhaps a Bloody Beetroots, or Boyz Noise remix?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-26-2009, 04:12 PM
it definitely stands alongside my other favorite metal covers

gK0RCfki6Io

FwXEIb5TIi8

OVLAZtAcUBk

HandBanana
10-27-2009, 04:34 PM
Sorry.
Acccidental BUMP

kroqken
10-27-2009, 04:35 PM
this is a strange thread that deserves my attention and should be bumped often maybe in my opinion.
tell me what you think and why?

Who the hell is kroqben?

malcolmjamalawesome
10-27-2009, 04:58 PM
He's the more tolerable version of kroqken.

HandBanana
10-27-2009, 05:02 PM
While we are all here, let us revist a modern American classic


x6HwSq3sp8o

malcolmjamalawesome
11-02-2009, 01:04 PM
I had no choice.

Malcolm Jamal Awesome - "Shut Up Woman, Get On My Horse (Acoustic Cover)"
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8Y1JDGL9

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-02-2009, 01:23 PM
Absolutely amazing MJA. You are a national hero

chiapet
11-02-2009, 01:33 PM
I am kind of idolizing you right now.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-02-2009, 01:34 PM
i'm pretty sure I'M the one that owes MJA a frozen lemonade now

malcolmjamalawesome
11-02-2009, 02:36 PM
Maybe you could just take care of some of my preexisting lemonade debts.

Young blood
11-02-2009, 02:38 PM
Just when a song cant get any worse....

malcolmjamalawesome
11-02-2009, 02:39 PM
Just when a song cant get any worse....

You fuckin' said it.

Gribbz
11-02-2009, 03:06 PM
Is that you singing MJA?

malcolmjamalawesome
11-02-2009, 03:08 PM
Sadly, it is.

BROKENDOLL
11-02-2009, 03:15 PM
I had no choice.

Malcolm Jamal Awesome - "Shut Up Woman, Get On My Horse (Acoustic Cover)"
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8Y1JDGL9


"Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed. "

Sleepingrock
11-02-2009, 03:15 PM
oo thats durty

djandrews25
11-02-2009, 03:30 PM
I had no choice.

Malcolm Jamal Awesome - "Shut Up Woman, Get On My Horse (Acoustic Cover)"
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8Y1JDGL9

ROFL im buying you a beer at coachella for this.

CalmerThanYou
11-02-2009, 05:56 PM
just DL'd it MJA, it's most likely going to be the start of all my party playlists

weeklymix
11-02-2009, 06:33 PM
yeah epic cover. i wonder if there are alternate versions of any of the other weebl cartoons.

indietron
11-02-2009, 06:47 PM
Kudos to you, MJA

Mr.Nipples
11-02-2009, 06:59 PM
this may be the dumbest fucking thing ive seen on the internet since homestar runner...

M Sparks
11-02-2009, 07:58 PM
oo thats durty

On Halloween, my wife had vampire fangs in and kept singing this line with a lisp. It was quite charming.

M Sparks
11-02-2009, 08:00 PM
this may be the dumbest fucking thing ive seen on the internet since homestar runner...

Insult Horse Pop all you want, Mister, but leave Homestar alone. Them's fightin' words.

"Homestar Runner Dot Net: It's Dot Com!!!"

RotationSlimWang
11-02-2009, 09:21 PM
This is a catchier song than it is remotely funny as a video. Not that it's a particularly catchy song, but the synth line is a pretty standard attractive arpeggio. The lyrics and animations are both really weak though.

Homestar was pretty much the same, although Strongbad had a couple moments. The internet has always been pretty unfunny and dumb for the most part, guys.

M Sparks
11-02-2009, 10:11 PM
This is a catchier song than it is remotely funny as a video. Not that it's a particularly catchy song, but the synth line is a pretty standard attractive arpeggio.

Homestar was pretty much the same

Agreed...if it wasn't so damn catchy, it wouldn't seem funny at all.

I had the theme to the Strongbad:Homestar Ruiner game in my head for ages.

lyPYgcSre54

malcolmjamalawesome
11-03-2009, 04:46 AM
Agreed...if it wasn't so damn catchy, it wouldn't seem funny at all.


I believe I've expressed this exact sentiment earlier in the thread.

Young blood
11-03-2009, 06:32 AM
V2XGp5ix8HE

Still-ill
11-03-2009, 09:17 AM
Awesome.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-15-2009, 03:01 PM
It's not in my head anymore.

obzen
11-15-2009, 03:08 PM
AW SHIT,(HOT)DAWGZ!!!

chiapet
11-15-2009, 03:58 PM
I have been thinking about this a lot lately, and if I were writing the song, I think I would have gone for the not-quite-rhyme of bacon rather than raisins. Raisins is pretty random, and thus, funnier, but bacon makes everything better.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-15-2009, 04:06 PM
"it tastes just like Asians"

Monklish
11-15-2009, 04:08 PM
just like anus

malcolmjamalawesome
11-15-2009, 04:08 PM
haitians

obzen
12-14-2009, 07:13 PM
So is there going to be a mass sing-along of this song on the campgrounds?

malcolmjamalawesome
12-14-2009, 07:17 PM
So is there going to be a mass sing-along of this song on the campgrounds?

Once I get my YouTube uploaded with the picture of Calmer on guitar.

Pixiessp
12-14-2009, 07:33 PM
Now this is a good thread bump. :thu

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
12-31-2009, 01:13 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/112g1nq.gif

HunterGather
12-31-2009, 01:39 AM
At first i was like "its not that funny"
Then i was like "wait, this has been on for at least 10 minutes now!"

It's lolerz

bug on your lip
12-31-2009, 05:54 AM
http://www.rightpundits.com/wp-content/photos/bill_clinton_46.jpg

HunterGather
12-31-2009, 06:31 AM
Are you under a Clinton spell?

TomAz
12-31-2009, 06:35 AM
JGTQZnC-6a4

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-20-2010, 09:14 PM
new cover of our favorite classic

9nleVmEfVK8

Gribbz
01-20-2010, 09:16 PM
YES!

chairmenmeow47
01-20-2010, 10:04 PM
I'M LOST LOOKNKG FOR THE DRUNKMTHREAD SO STOPPING HERE I AM! SUCKIT!

rage patton
01-20-2010, 11:13 PM
Awesome. To both that video and Ivy.

HunterGather
01-20-2010, 11:40 PM
Thats awesome

SoulDischarge
01-20-2010, 11:47 PM
This shit is still a blossoming malignant tumor on the cerebellum of comedy.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-21-2010, 06:29 PM
I prefer my own cover.