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Young blood
10-19-2009, 09:43 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/gayjesus.jpg

Young blood
10-19-2009, 09:43 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/1965.jpg

SoulDischarge
10-19-2009, 09:46 AM
How is this different from the regular Jesus?

faxman75
10-19-2009, 09:56 AM
Exactly. My friend David told me a long time ago that Jesus was guy. He asked 'what kind of guy has wine and cheese parties with a bunch of half naked men and was never rumored to be with any women".

Jesus says over and over if a man looks at any women with lust it's just as bad as fucking her and it's terrible.

MissingPerson
10-19-2009, 10:01 AM
Gay Jesus looks a lot like Catherine Keener with a beard.

amyzzz
10-19-2009, 10:17 AM
Gay Jesus looks a lot like Catherine Keener with a beard.
Holy shit.

BlackSwan
10-19-2009, 10:20 AM
Gay Jesus would look great on the cover of a bromance novel.

Young blood
10-19-2009, 10:35 AM
Gay Jesus would look great on the cover of a bromance novel.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/1255441092278.jpg

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 11:08 AM
this thread is pretty much pure win.

djandrews25
10-19-2009, 11:13 AM
Exactly. My friend David told me a long time ago that Jesus was guy. He asked 'what kind of guy has wine and cheese parties with a bunch of half naked men and was never rumored to be with any women".

Jesus says over and over if a man looks at any women with lust it's just as bad as fucking her and it's terrible.

actually there are rumors of him even having a kid with mary magdalene, but most of his life was a rumor anyway.

Young blood
10-19-2009, 11:15 AM
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/042408/better-hide-this-one.gif

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 11:16 AM
lulsauce

Young blood
10-19-2009, 11:18 AM
This message is hidden because Devin the Dude is on your ignore list.

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 11:19 AM
not that upset, honestly.

humanoid
10-19-2009, 11:45 AM
not that upset, honestly.

just a little bit though? maybe crying on the inside?

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 11:46 AM
just a little bit though? maybe crying on the inside?

don't make fun of me!! :'[

i'm so sensitive!

<33

humanoid
10-19-2009, 11:48 AM
sorry dude

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 11:57 AM
it's cool i'll get over it somehow. :[:[:[

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 12:06 PM
This message is hidden because Devin the Dude is on your ignore list.
Is this message hidden also?


just a little bit though? maybe crying on the inside?
If being on someone's ignore list were to make me cry on the inside, I'd be pissing puddles by now!

BlackSwan
10-19-2009, 12:06 PM
it's cool i'll get over it somehow. :[:[:[

I heard heroin helps.

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 12:17 PM
heroin helps nothing.

BlackSwan
10-19-2009, 12:27 PM
Apparently you have never been desperate to silence a crying baby.

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 12:51 PM
apparently not. heroin sucks. a good friend of mine overdosed a few months ago. he is dead.

Young blood
10-19-2009, 12:57 PM
I heard heroin helps.

I heard it helps fatties lose weight.

BlackSwan
10-19-2009, 12:58 PM
You are right. It helped Devin's friend lose 21 grams.

Young blood
10-19-2009, 12:59 PM
hahahahaha he's dead. He probably got tired of listening to Devin's bullshit too.

djandrews25
10-19-2009, 01:01 PM
lol, fuck man you guys are ruthless.

BlackSwan
10-19-2009, 01:01 PM
Gay Jesus is comforting him now.

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 01:04 PM
You are right. It helped Devin's friend lose 21 grams.

seriously? can you please delete this?

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 01:08 PM
hahahahaha he's dead. He probably got tired of listening to Devin's bullshit too.

since you can't read this, i'll go ahead and put it out there that everyone who visits this board realizes that you are a pathetic old fuckwaste and your life has no resemblance to that of anything bearable. you truly have no character whatsoever, you are just an empty insult machine. and that's fine, because you're obviously not trying to amount to much in your actual life, playing with your son and his friends on the internet.

/end anger. :]

amyzzz
10-19-2009, 01:09 PM
internetz

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 01:10 PM
You are right. It helped Devin's friend lose 21 grams.

hahahahaha he's dead. He probably got tired of listening to Devin's bullshit too.
You both are so out of line right now!
And for all the whining and bitching you do around here, I'd find some heroin to put your combined 42 grams of misery to rest, trust me!

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 01:11 PM
BTW...So sorry to hear about your friend, Devin. Button, or not, ignore those two pieces of shit.

Young blood
10-19-2009, 01:12 PM
Gay Jesus is comforting him now.

Gay Jesus is laughing at his dumb ass too.

Young blood
10-19-2009, 01:13 PM
http://dropular.net/content/_fixed/9746xokrs_3068200328_784ac42c56.jpg
nunchucks lol.

bug on your lip
10-19-2009, 01:22 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/gayjesus.jpg

Is Colour Me Badd still together?

Young blood
10-19-2009, 01:26 PM
Kenny Loggins has a new look.

rskapcat
10-19-2009, 01:27 PM
This thread started out with so much potential for amusement...then you guys had to get all cold-blooded on Devin. :nono

Young blood
10-19-2009, 01:30 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0cstsgf0Mwk/SYh58IV41nI/AAAAAAAAATM/sZ4NVD67ye4/s400/Jesus_holding_lady_in_tears_AWSUM.jpg

CALLOUS INTERNET IS CALLOUS.

stinkbutt
10-19-2009, 02:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/oJ0Fx.jpg

amyzzz
10-19-2009, 02:06 PM
HA HA HA

BlackSwan
10-19-2009, 02:17 PM
http://www.alvinhui.com/forum/files/copy_2_of_ghostbusters_v_jesus_110.jpg

TomAz
10-19-2009, 02:23 PM
hahahahaha he's dead. He probably got tired of listening to Devin's bullshit too.

this may be the funniest thing i've ever read on this board ever.

djandrews25
10-19-2009, 02:42 PM
http://www.alvinhui.com/forum/files/copy_2_of_ghostbusters_v_jesus_110.jpg

ROFL This picture wins.

BlackSwan
10-19-2009, 03:55 PM
Porn mosaic of Jesus Christ. (http://www.dixiworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/porn-mosaic-jesus-christ.jpg)

nbvcide
10-19-2009, 04:19 PM
it's so easy to pick out the cunts on this message board..

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 05:58 PM
oh, it's cool. i'm over it. i was kind of randomly bitchy and sensitive because it just happened a few months back and i still see a lot of my friends shooting up. my bad guys. have a nice day.

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 06:06 PM
it's so easy to pick out the cunts on this message board..
:thu Isn't it though? And here, I felt kinda bad about my responses to the questions given to me this past week. (If you notice, none came from cunts as I expected. They'd rather remain cunts than try and be human.)


oh, it's cool. i'm over it. i was kind of randomly bitchy and sensitive because it just happened a few months back and i still see a lot of my friends shooting up. my bad guys. have a nice day.
If I could give Devin a hug right now and tell him it's okay to feel that way, I honestly would...Except, instead of saying "it's okay," I would hug him and say,"FUCK THOSE INCONSIDERATE, UNCOMPASSIONATE PIECES OF SHIT!"

Young blood
10-19-2009, 06:13 PM
it's so easy to pick out the cunts on this message board..

Im glad you understand that Devin the douche and brokentroll are cunts and that its a "MESSAGE BOARD" and that no one cares about your personal bullshit.

Devin the Dude
10-19-2009, 06:18 PM
i don't actively not care. :rolleyes

gaypalmsprings
10-19-2009, 06:38 PM
http://www.swimfinssf.com/images/Jesus_land.jpg

gaypalmsprings
10-19-2009, 06:38 PM
http://www.sonic.net/~birdman/pastcovers/gayforjesus.jpg

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 07:05 PM
Im glad you understand that Devin the douche and brokentroll are cunts and that its a "MESSAGE BOARD" and that no one cares about your personal bullshit.
I don't know about Devin and nvbcide, but I'm laughing my fucking ass off at your pathetic idea of life, youngblood...truly, I am...


Should I have spelled that out for your internet sized mind?
LMFAO JERKOFF

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 07:41 PM
Im glad you understand that Devin the douche and brokentroll are cunts and that its a "MESSAGE BOARD" and that no one cares about your personal bullshit.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/devin.jpg

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 07:45 PM
Remember...Gay Jesus forgives and I shall be forgiven for that last post here on the board. :)

stinkbutt
10-19-2009, 07:46 PM
You really need a hobby

Suffacated
10-19-2009, 07:49 PM
You really need a hobby

Don't ya get it.....
People like you are her hobby.

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 07:50 PM
You really need a hobby
Stinkbutt, don't tell me you're an asshole too? Gay Jesus, what will you bless us with next?

Still-ill
10-19-2009, 08:19 PM
this may be the funniest thing i've ever read on this board ever.
I thought it was kind of a weak attempt at humor..

BlackSwan
10-19-2009, 08:20 PM
How long did it take you to make that MS Paint?

JebusLives
10-19-2009, 09:32 PM
BD you sure can stink up a good thread

Mr.Nipples
10-19-2009, 09:39 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/devin.jpg



werent you using photoshop? how in the fuck does a person devolve into paint...

leo01g
10-19-2009, 09:41 PM
BD you sure can stink up a good thread

QFT

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 09:42 PM
How long did it take you to make that MS Paint?
Not long. I'm thinking it saved everybody from about 2-3 posts of the obnoxiousness that flows when you guys finally get on my last nerve...Besides, I've known enough assholes to be able to draw one with my eyes closed.

Pixiessp
10-19-2009, 09:48 PM
The Horror!!!

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t18/Pixiessp/apocalypse-brando2.jpg

BROKENDOLL
10-19-2009, 09:48 PM
werent you using photoshop? how in the fuck does a person devolve into paint...
Sorry, I don't have Photoshop, Mr.Nipples. Never have. Devolving into paint allows me to express myself more freely, and saves all of you the tedious job of tolerating those other kind of posts... Fuck, I don't know! Ask Jesus, for Christ's sakes!







*Stoned again:rolleyes*

BlackSwan
10-20-2009, 08:05 AM
Do you know what the word "devolving" means?