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RATMan
02-19-2007, 05:38 AM
what should I do

vinylmartyr
02-19-2007, 05:53 AM
Are you being serious?

Zipkoppie
02-19-2007, 05:57 AM
Go see a urologist man.

Hannahrain
02-19-2007, 05:58 AM
hold it

RATMan
02-19-2007, 05:59 AM
Go see a urologist man.


I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

samiksha
02-19-2007, 06:01 AM
I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

hahaha, yeah, that would be awful. a trained professional trying to do their job. also, sometimes women become doctors. aww shit!

Zipkoppie
02-19-2007, 06:03 AM
I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

Go see a female one.

TomAz
02-19-2007, 06:08 AM
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/testicular-cancer/DS00046/DSECTION=2

york707
02-19-2007, 06:10 AM
I thought this was going to be Nothingman thread at first.

RATMan
02-19-2007, 06:12 AM
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/testicular-cancer/DS00046/DSECTION=2

I don't think I have ball cancer, but if I do, I'll let you guys know.
Maybe you could start a charity for me and pay for my beers

vinylmartyr
02-19-2007, 06:14 AM
Do you sit around a lot? Do you sleep after you have had lots to drink?

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-19-2007, 06:16 AM
Mail them to me in a padded envelope. I have a nutsack workshop in the garage, I'll see what I can do.

TomAz
02-19-2007, 06:17 AM
I don't think I have ball cancer, but if I do, I'll let you guys know.
Maybe you could start a charity for me and pay for my beers

actually.. come to think of it.

is it your actual balls or is the groin area around the balls? could be an inguinal hernia.

All That I Am
02-19-2007, 06:26 AM
My balls hurt when I pee what should I do?

DON'T PEE

RATMan
02-19-2007, 06:27 AM
is it your actual balls or is the groin area around the balls? could be an inguinal hernia


Well, it's hard to tell because my balls are so fuckin' huge, I can't tell where my balls end and my groin begins.

I'm pretty sure it's not an ingenious hernia, though, because the ache is on both sides of my nutsack. Unless I have a double hernia, which would be a bonus

RATMan
02-19-2007, 06:32 AM
Mail them to me in a padded envelope. I have a nutsack workshop in the garage, I'll see what I can do.


As long as you don't nibble on them, I'll send them out today

Stefinitely Maybe
02-19-2007, 06:33 AM
Could be groin strain. Do you play a lot of sports?

RATMan
02-19-2007, 06:34 AM
No, I'm in a wheelchair.

I fuck a lot, though

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-19-2007, 06:35 AM
As long as you don't nibble on them, I'll send them out today

Ugh...why the hell would I? Do YOU usually nibble on nutsacks you get in the mail?

RATMan
02-19-2007, 06:36 AM
Only if they have chocolatey nougat on them

gaypalmsprings
02-19-2007, 06:37 AM
STD

york707
02-19-2007, 06:38 AM
Have you been kicked in the balls recently?

RATMan
02-19-2007, 06:39 AM
Yes. On purpose, though, my girlfriend is a bit of a sadist

TomAz
02-19-2007, 06:39 AM
Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I dont want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
n grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-19-2007, 06:42 AM
Yes. On purpose, though, my girlfriend is a bit of a sadist

Hahaha, that is ridiculous.

RATMan
02-19-2007, 06:43 AM
who wrote that song, bono?

Hannahrain
02-19-2007, 06:43 AM
i thought it was raffi.

RATMan
02-19-2007, 06:44 AM
Hahaha, that is ridiculous.

yeah, haha, so are unicorns

Good Days Last
02-19-2007, 06:46 AM
I smells AIDZ NEEDLEZ at werk.

echolalia
02-19-2007, 07:30 AM
http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site181/2005/1123/20051123_063634_1122peniskick.jpg

TomAz
02-19-2007, 07:32 AM
who wrote that song, bono?

i hope that was a joke

gaypalmsprings
02-19-2007, 08:48 AM
http://is0.okcupid.com/users/218/168/2191690091975435525/mt1131047212.jpg

Good Days Last
02-19-2007, 08:55 AM
This is going to turn into a ball kicking thread.

TomAz
02-19-2007, 09:07 AM
has turned into.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-19-2007, 09:52 AM
Any correlation between it hurting when he pees and that other nutsack-ripping thread that was doing the rounds?

Seems suspicious to me!

On a more serious note, if the original poster is in any way actually looking for advice about an actual problem rather than just being a smartass (that NEVER happens here!), I would say this.

Get it checked. ASAP. Yup, it's embarrassing for about 5 minutes, but look at it this way. If it's nothing serious, you can breathe easier, but if it is serious, the quicker you start to fix it the better.

I had a lump last year that turned out to be just a cyst, but Lance Armstrong has shown that you can make a full recovery if you catch a problem early enough.

If it turns out you're just funnin', the pain is probably caused by the chopsticks you're sticking down yer peehole to see how far they'll go. Stop doing that!

nothingman00
02-19-2007, 09:53 AM
I thought this was going to be Nothingman thread at first.

Thanks York. Really. Thanks.

SojuGorae
02-19-2007, 10:03 AM
what should I do

Loosen up your sack ring.

invisiblerobots
02-19-2007, 10:19 AM
Have you climbed any fences in an attempt to get into a festival lately?

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-19-2007, 11:25 AM
yeah, haha, so are unicorns

Well, you see, there's one major difference. Unicorns aren't real, your pain is.

Yablonowitz
02-19-2007, 11:35 AM
1. Has there been any skin discoloration in the general area in question?
2. Have you noticed any fluids dripping/leaking/oozing out in or around your scrotum, taint and nutsack?
3. Are your balls detachable? If yes, go to question 4.
4. Do you know someone else with detachable balls who may have switched with you?
5. Have you recently engaged in vigorous teabagging?
6. Have you eaten anything with horseradish sauce while naked?
7. Does my avatar photo of tomaz make your balls hurt more or less?

kimery08
02-19-2007, 11:37 AM
5. Have you recently engaged in vigorous teabagging?

ahahahhahahahahahahah

echolalia
02-19-2007, 01:18 PM
http://www.kerismith.com/WishJarTales/ridiculous.jpg

Britney
02-19-2007, 01:35 PM
LOL

jackstraw94086
02-19-2007, 01:36 PM
RIP coachella forum

hawkingvsreeve
02-19-2007, 01:39 PM
November 2006 - February 2007

echolalia
02-19-2007, 01:41 PM
http://a.funnytimeofyear.com/perm/2003-09-14-sorry.jpg

echolalia
02-19-2007, 01:58 PM
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/010907/ball-on.gif

menikmati
02-19-2007, 02:54 PM
douche

randy ricochet
02-19-2007, 03:36 PM
That means you are turning gay!

hitthenorth
02-19-2007, 05:21 PM
Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I dont want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
n grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?


Ha ha! Joe's Garage. That's exactly what I've been singing whilst reading this thread.

Jenniehoo
02-19-2007, 05:21 PM
ratman rules.

thinnerair
02-19-2007, 06:22 PM
this thread is nuts.

gaypalmsprings
08-24-2007, 06:49 AM
Did you ever get to the doctor?

clarky123
08-24-2007, 07:08 AM
The Vinny Jones test.

TomAz
08-24-2007, 07:11 AM
oL_DxT2UOyo

marooko
08-24-2007, 07:26 AM
this was a good read.

DeltaSigChi4
08-24-2007, 11:52 AM
but Lance Armstrong has shown that you can make a full recovery if you catch a problem early enough.


Actually, he didn't catch it early at all. Which I suppose gives us even more hope.

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i_like_cake530
08-24-2007, 03:22 PM
http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Joe_s_Garage.jpg
Apparently this isn't a Frank Zappa thread...

Deviate_420
08-24-2007, 03:54 PM
just reading the title of this thread brought tears of joy to my eyes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The level of cruelness on this board always amuses me....

Wheres the beef?
08-24-2007, 04:02 PM
No, I'm in a wheelchair.

I fuck a lot, though

Quote of the month.

Young blood
02-19-2008, 01:55 PM
free wheelin.

BeHereNOW
02-19-2008, 06:05 PM
no one have posted the 'best thread ever' classic post no?
ok so, BEST THREAD EVER

=D

gaypalmsprings
02-19-2008, 06:11 PM
http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/106487.jpg

BROKENDOLL
02-19-2008, 06:26 PM
Geez, that looks more painful than a bad cameltoe!

ragingdave
02-20-2008, 10:26 AM
Did someone say ball?