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faxman75
01-14-2010, 12:45 PM
I want one of you nerds to fuck me with your fat roll

Me please?

We can make more retarded babies!

malcolmjamalawesome
01-14-2010, 12:45 PM
Hmmm. I guess I'm starting to come over to the "next week" camp.

dantoro
01-14-2010, 12:46 PM
To keep score:

Bean KROQ: Early next week
HotDJchick at KROQ: No clue really
Jay Tilles: Tuesday Morning

interesting... i like
thank you!

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 12:46 PM
Hmmm. I guess I'm starting to come over to the "next week" camp.

SOONER.

patriotsftbll786
01-14-2010, 12:46 PM
swee!!

bobert
01-14-2010, 12:46 PM
this is true. The Gilmour replacement was terrible, that guy bugged me to no end.

I remember Randy complaining that his chest wasn't hairy enough. Was this a concern for you as well?

emtgreg
01-14-2010, 12:46 PM
Lol.

WAIT FOR IT.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 12:47 PM
FWIW I e-mailed the 13 public e-mail addresses that are listed on their website (leaving off Kevin and Bean since Josh got a reply from Bean). Those two have been the only to respond thus far.

heart cooks brain
01-14-2010, 12:49 PM
I've grown up with Cohen. The man is my fucking hero, plus he's probably still touching more pussies than any of you ever will.

This

malcolmjamalawesome
01-14-2010, 12:50 PM
The man is my fucking hero, plus he's probably still touching more pussies than any of you ever will.

Maybe when one accidentally brushes against his colostomy bag.

weeklymix
01-14-2010, 12:50 PM
Would KROQ actually give away that kind of info and say shhh don't tell anyone?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 12:50 PM
so when is the line up out?

malcolmjamalawesome
01-14-2010, 12:51 PM
Would KROQ actually give away that kind of info and say shhh don't tell anyone?

They're just being Morning Zoo-y.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-14-2010, 12:51 PM
so when is the line up out?

Tonight after midnight.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 12:52 PM
WINAAR!

faxman75
01-14-2010, 12:52 PM
Would KROQ actually give away that kind of info and say shhh don't tell anyone?

They just did. Whether he knows a god damned thing is another story though.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 12:53 PM
To keep score:

Bean KROQ: Early next week
HotDJchick at KROQ: No clue really
Jay Tilles: Tuesday Morning

Hmmm. Interesting.

weeklymix
01-14-2010, 12:54 PM
They're just being Morning Zoo-y.

lol. Cue animal sounds, an "OOOOHHH YEAHHH" and a fart.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-14-2010, 12:55 PM
ws58s9wzYsA

obzen
01-14-2010, 12:55 PM
Shot out to Faxman! Good job on that mein.

PotVsKtl
01-14-2010, 12:56 PM
this is true. The Gilmour replacement was terrible, that guy bugged me to no end.

This is actually true. Dude was a giant twat with curbfeelers.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-14-2010, 12:56 PM
Yeah nice work Faxman, though I am hoping beyond hope that your information is incorrect.

obzen
01-14-2010, 12:56 PM
"OOOOHHH YEAHHH"And who performs that song again?

Harrisment
01-14-2010, 12:57 PM
Thanks faxman for ruining my night and likely my weekend. Thanks a lot.

MuseRadio
01-14-2010, 12:57 PM
I know we're gonna have the line-up soon, but my girlfriend at work is good friends with Chris Taylor from Grizzly Bear and he confirmed today they will be there. I know people post random shit like this all the time, but this is 100% legit. Not that its really surprising anyways. Can't wait for line-up soon.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 12:58 PM
Yeah nice work Faxman, though I am hoping beyond hope that your information is incorrect.

I sent both the chick and this guy Jay reply e-mails telling them how much I love their shows and asking about their favorite Coachella moments and then I asked Jay where he got his information about next Tuesday. No replies yet.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 12:59 PM
I know we're gonna have the line-up soon, but my girlfriend at work is good friends with Chris Taylor from Grizzly Bear and he confirmed today they will be there. I know people post random shit like this all the time, but this is 100% legit. Not that its really surprising anyways. Can't wait for line-up soon.

Seems likely enough since Beach House will probably be there and they are touring together for a bit.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 01:00 PM
I know we're gonna have the line-up soon, but my girlfriend at work is good friends with Chris Taylor from Grizzly Bear and he confirmed today they will be there. I know people post random shit like this all the time, but this is 100% legit. Not that its really surprising anyways. Can't wait for line-up soon.

Nice. It seemed like most people were counting Grizzly Bear out this year for reasons I can't understand.

Boourns
01-14-2010, 01:00 PM
And who performs that song again?

Yello.

8Q7FFjUpVLg

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 01:01 PM
Nice. It seemed like most people were counting Grizzly Bear out this year for reasons I can't understand.

They were in my lineup pool, there's one point! :thu

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:02 PM
Nice. It seemed like most people were counting Grizzly Bear out this year for reasons I can't understand.

Beach House/Grizzly Bear in Phoenix April 19 - Phoenix, AZ @ Rhythm Room

Gribbz
01-14-2010, 01:02 PM
I always assumed they would be there.

dorkfish
01-14-2010, 01:02 PM
Yello.

8Q7FFjUpVLg
I have really terrible memories attached to this song.

Boourns
01-14-2010, 01:03 PM
Nice. It seemed like most people were counting Grizzly Bear out this year for reasons I can't understand.

Probably because they did two big US tours last year for their last album and doing more than that seems to be going out of style, unless you're Justice.

I really hope they play because I was not in LA during either tour.

weeklymix
01-14-2010, 01:05 PM
Argh I hope KROQ is just tooling you around faxman but you're doing good stuff here.

obzen
01-14-2010, 01:06 PM
Hahahaha, good job, Boourns!
:thu

TommyboyUNM
01-14-2010, 01:06 PM
I have really terrible memories attached to this song.

Was it the time you called in sick to school, your sister got jealous, the principal tried to bust you, and you sang "Danke Schoen" and "Twist and Shout" in that parade?



Of course, those memories may have been more good than terrible.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 01:07 PM
I always assumed they would be there.

Same. I forget who, but some people were claiming that there was aboslutely no way Grizzly Bear were going to be there this year.

I had a dream about a month or two ago that Grizzly Bear were playing the outdoor at sunset. Tommy and I sang Two-Weeks together while waiting for them to come on. We both had really good voices.

EDIT: That sounded very gay. Maybe I should have posted this in the "Get To Know Tommy's Bi-curiosity" thread.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 01:08 PM
Tommy and I sang Two-Weeks together while waiting for them to come on. We both had really good voices.

Please don't do that if they play.

Gribbz
01-14-2010, 01:08 PM
Tommy, did you get my text fucker?

Harrisment
01-14-2010, 01:08 PM
Beach House/Grizzly Bear in Phoenix April 19 - Phoenix, AZ @ Rhythm Room

Grizzly Bear isn't playing that date. It's Beach House and Washed Out.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2010/01/11/beach-house-maps-out-teen-dream-world-tour-dates/

dorkfish
01-14-2010, 01:10 PM
Was it the time you called in sick to school, your sister got jealous, the principal tried to bust you, and you sang "Danke Schoen" and "Twist and Shout" in that parade?
I started to type out the story, but it was too convoluted to even try to remember the details.

obzen
01-14-2010, 01:10 PM
Spooky.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 01:11 PM
Grizzly Bear isn't playing that date. It's Beach House and Washed Out.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2010/01/11/beach-house-maps-out-teen-dream-world-tour-dates/

Other sites have reported Grizzly Bear is playing that show.

amyzzz
01-14-2010, 01:11 PM
If Grizzly Bear is true, I am so worried they will conflict with orbital/gorillaz/muse/thomyorke! Otherwise, yay!

Harrisment
01-14-2010, 01:13 PM
Other sites have reported Grizzly Bear is playing that show.

Interesting. Only that Phoenix show or all of those US dates? Which sites are saying this?

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:13 PM
Grizzly Bear isn't playing that date. It's Beach House and Washed Out.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2010/01/11/beach-house-maps-out-teen-dream-world-tour-dates/

I admit there may be some confusion Harrisment but according to Pitchfork and several others that show the full tour Grizzley Bear is opening. I have to see this actually settled.

It could be that Pichfork had a typo and everyone picked up on it though. I guess time will tell.

summerkid
01-14-2010, 01:15 PM
Interesting. Only that Phoenix show or all of those US dates? Which sites are saying this?

http://pitchfork.com/news/37546-beach-house-and-washed-out-tour/

only the phoenix show and Europe which basically guarantees they are playing Coachella.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 01:15 PM
Interesting. Only that Phoenix show or all of those US dates? Which sites are saying this?

Only that Phoenix show was the first itinerary we got.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:16 PM
And that Phoenix show already has a poster for what it's worth.

So it very well could be a typo from pfork.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4046/4267432094_e2439aed17_m.jpg

TommyboyUNM
01-14-2010, 01:16 PM
Hey, MuseRadio, ask your girlfriend at work (whatever that means) to ask the dude from Grizzly Bear if they're playing in Phoenix on April 19th.

Gribbz
01-14-2010, 01:16 PM
I'd trust stateside presents.

Gribbz
01-14-2010, 01:17 PM
If Grizzly Bear is true, I am so worried they will conflict with orbital/gorillaz/muse/thomyorke! Otherwise, yay!

I don't think GB would play that late at night. Could be wrong though...

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 01:19 PM
your girlfriend at work (whatever that means)

Ha, I wondered about this as well.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:19 PM
The Japandroids are playing Trunk Space in Phoenix shortly after. Trunk Space holds about 45 people and i'm not even joking.

The venue for the Beach House / Grizzly Bear or whomever show holds about 250 I think.

Foppie
01-14-2010, 01:19 PM
Official: JJ, Delorean & Bachelorette 04/17/10 @ Echoplex
Does that put them all out of the running?

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 01:20 PM
Official: JJ, Delorean & Bachelorette 04/17/10 @ Echoplex
Does that put them all out of the running?

Yep, not a GV-owned venue.

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 01:20 PM
Grizzly Bear Outdoor Theatre at 7:10 FTW

summerkid
01-14-2010, 01:21 PM
Yep, not a GV-owned venue.

yeah, it appears a bunch of opening bands that didn't get on the coachella lineup teamed up together for a show.

TommyboyUNM
01-14-2010, 01:22 PM
You think Goldenvoice would give a shit if those small acts played a non-GV venue in LA around Coachella? How many people will go to Coachella just because of JJ, Delorean, and Bachelorette?

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 01:23 PM
You think Goldenvoice would give a shit if those small acts played a non-GV venue in LA around Coachella? How many people will go to Coachella just because of JJ, Delorean, and Bachelorette?

No one. But it's hard to say where they draw the line.

dorkfish
01-14-2010, 01:23 PM
none of them are playing.

Boourns
01-14-2010, 01:23 PM
Official: JJ, Delorean & Bachelorette 04/17/10 @ Echoplex
Does that put them all out of the running?

Damn, I've been digging the jj album lately.

TommyboyUNM
01-14-2010, 01:24 PM
No one. But it's hard to say where they draw the line.

They should draw the line at common sense.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 01:28 PM
wait for it...

daftsquirrel
01-14-2010, 01:28 PM
I def think Grizz Bear will take Fleet Foxes spot....and I can't wait to watch it.

I saw them at the pallidium and it was one of the best shows!! they rocked at the pitchfork music festival too and even though I've already seen them twice I will watch them again...then make out with this hot piece of ass

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/taylor452.jpg

pancakespancakes
01-14-2010, 01:29 PM
Is it me or is there a unusually large amount of Coachella-ish bands playing LA venues during and immediately surrounding the Coachella weekend this year? Japandroids, Delorean, JJ, Micachu, The Ruby Suns, Toro Y Moi... are there this many every year?

I'm beginning to think GV has changed the rules for the smaller acts this year.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:29 PM
I def think Grizz Bear will take Fleet Foxes spot....and I can't wait to watch it.

I saw them at the pallidium and it was one of the best shows!! they rocked at the pitchfork music festival too and even though I've already seen them twice I will watch them again...then make out with this hot piece of ass

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/taylor452.jpg

He likes boys. He won't make it with you. I will though and you will LOVE it.

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 01:31 PM
Damn, I've been digging the jj album lately.

me too :(

pancakespancakes
01-14-2010, 01:31 PM
Chris Taylor is straight. Despite his appearance. Ed's the only gay one in the band.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 01:33 PM
Chris Taylor is straight. Despite his appearance. Ed's the only gay one in the band.

Yep. Although Daniel's the only one who I'm convinced is actually straight.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:33 PM
Chris Taylor is straight. Despite his appearance. Ed's the only gay one in the band.

Says who? If one of them has the gay they all have it. Stop cockblocking.

pancakespancakes
01-14-2010, 01:34 PM
I've heard Chris Taylor speak before. He has a very deep manly speaking voice. I got this information from an interview though. Ed said "I'm the only gay one in the band."

thewindowliquor
01-14-2010, 01:35 PM
If one of them has the gay they all have it.

luls

malcolmjamalawesome
01-14-2010, 01:35 PM
By the way, I think Duck Sauce will be there.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:36 PM
I've heard Chris Taylor speak before. He has a very deep manly speaking voice. I got this information from an interview though. Ed said "I'm the only gay one in the band."

There you go trying to substantiate. :nono

insbordnat
01-14-2010, 01:37 PM
Beach House/Grizzly Bear in Phoenix April 19 - Phoenix, AZ @ Rhythm Room

Rhythm Room, huh? Seems like a small venue for Grizzly Bear. And also an unlikely one for the more college-ish crowd I would think they would attract.

daftsquirrel
01-14-2010, 01:37 PM
I know for a fact that he is straight!

bobert
01-14-2010, 01:38 PM
Chris Taylor is straight. Despite his appearance. Ed's the only gay one in the band.

Ed plays guitar, keyboards, and the skin flute.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:41 PM
I know for a fact that he is straight!

Do tell...

emtgreg
01-14-2010, 01:42 PM
Preferably with pics.

Of you.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 01:42 PM
Ed plays guitar, keyboards, and the skin flute.

Skin flute was a popular instrument in my grade school band....then they fired the band teacher.

HandBanana
01-14-2010, 01:42 PM
I def think Grizz Bear will take Fleet Foxes spot....and I can't wait to watch it.

I saw them at the pallidium and it was one of the best shows!! they rocked at the pitchfork music festival too and even though I've already seen them twice I will watch them again...then make out with this hot piece of ass

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/taylor452.jpg

Shit, Id bang that dude

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:42 PM
Shit, Id bang that dude

He is pretty. I like chicks with tattoos.

ldobbie
01-14-2010, 01:42 PM
that's a shame about JJ

but you never know, they could easily be in indio the day before or after that show with probably the same or bigger attendance than the echoplex

superfiction
01-14-2010, 01:44 PM
By the way, I think Duck Sauce will be there.

i thought they said they weren't going to play shows? id rather see atrak solo anyway

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:45 PM
I think he meant actual Dick Sauce. It's capitalized because it's MJA Dick Sauce. He's branding it. I can already hear the sluts scrounging for change.

mittens4kittens
01-14-2010, 01:46 PM
yeah, its just a production duo thing as far as I know. But it would be a cool surprise.

HandBanana
01-14-2010, 01:47 PM
I emailed that Jay dude from KROQ as well and got a less ambiguous...


Tuesday

lightning

TomServo
01-14-2010, 01:48 PM
Is it me or is there a unusually large amount of Coachella-ish bands playing LA venues during and immediately surrounding the Coachella weekend this year? Japandroids, Delorean, JJ, Micachu, The Ruby Suns, Toro Y Moi... are there this many every year?


It's something else entirely. The world of festivals has changed, and the same bunch of hot indie acts go festing every year, so fest nerds like us look forward to seeing them, while the other 99.6% of the population listens to U2 and Jay-Z.

If you go to multiple festivals in a year, you'll see the same acts over and over, and eventually figure out that this somehow makes them rate higher than other, more successful, more well-known bands.

Case in Point - I've seen the Black Keys, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, and Lupe Fiasco more times in the last couple years by *accident* than I've seen big names that I'd love to see in my lifetime.

Seriously - I haven't been able to see Billy Idol since I was 17 years old. I'd trade most of the prominent indie acts for that opportunity in a second... but fests give these bands a name, and they use it. Over and over and over and over.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 01:50 PM
Tuesday? That "wait for it" post on FB was a bit premature, eh?

daftsquirrel
01-14-2010, 01:50 PM
Shit, Id bang that dude

fucking hot right? i basically melt when i hear his voice

dorkfish
01-14-2010, 01:51 PM
he has the nose of a bad boxer

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:51 PM
I emailed that Jay dude from KROQ as well and got a less ambiguous...

I'm guessing KROQ learns the lineup when we do.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 01:51 PM
a bit premature, eh?

It happens to every body.

amyzzz
01-14-2010, 01:52 PM
He's kinda weird-looking.

weeklymix
01-14-2010, 01:52 PM
I'm guessing KROQ learns the lineup when we do.

Maybe not after the shit last year haha.

Boourns
01-14-2010, 01:52 PM
Tuesday? That "wait for it" post on FB was a bit premature, eh?

Not really. They said "wait for it", and that's what we're doing.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 01:53 PM
Maybe not after the shit last year haha.

I'm thinking that's precisely why. No leak to the sponsor until it's posted on the web.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 01:54 PM
They like to get us excited (sexually) before they satisfy us.

amyzzz
01-14-2010, 01:55 PM
I hope GV doesn't give me blue balls.

daftsquirrel
01-14-2010, 01:56 PM
Coachella always leaves me satisfied.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 01:56 PM
Not really. They said "wait for it", and that's what we're doing.

I clearly misinterpreted the subtext of the post.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 01:57 PM
I hope GV doesn't give me blue balls.

Impossible. You always have blue balls.

Gribbz
01-14-2010, 01:58 PM
How can a cartoon headline Coachella?

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 01:59 PM
You might look at that facebook status update as abusive...then again, you could have had Coachella's dinner ready on time because Coachella had a long day at work. And would it kill you to lose a few pounds?

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 02:02 PM
How can a cartoon headline Coachella?

FUCK YOU!!! GORILLAZ ROOLZZZ

Gribbz
01-14-2010, 02:03 PM
FUCK YOU!!! GORILLAZ ROOLZZZ

This is true... but are they headliners? I don't think they're very popular.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 02:03 PM
How can a cartoon headline Coachella?

I have nothing against cartoons. One of my best friends is a cartoon, and I love the music that cartoons make. But I'll be DAMNED if I'll let my daughter date one.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 02:07 PM
This is true... but are they headliners? I don't think they're very popular.

I am listening to Gorillaz right now. That means they are popular enough.

SoulDischarge
01-14-2010, 02:07 PM
They all smell like ink and pulp. It's true.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 02:24 PM
I won the create a contest festival last year. I had Gorillaz headlining my festival. Therefore, they could headline Coachella.

And yeah, Im guessing KROQ will anounce the line up Tuesday morning... and we will get the line up shortly after midnight on Tuesday.

Kid B
01-14-2010, 02:31 PM
Tonight.

dorkfish
01-14-2010, 02:32 PM
nah

sarahpalin
01-14-2010, 02:32 PM
XQSxwzOngMU

amyzzz
01-14-2010, 02:34 PM
TWO WEEKS

danceofjb
01-14-2010, 02:34 PM
Has anybody brought up Shearwater?

April 22 Phoenix, AZ Rhythm Room +
April 23 Tucson, AZ Club Congress +
April 24 Silver Lake, CA Spaceland +
April 25 San Francisco, CA Bottom of the Hill +
April 27 Portland, OR Doug Fir Lounge +

So, they are playing an LA date, but have coachella weekend open too. Maybe?

crazzz2007
01-14-2010, 02:35 PM
This is true... but are they headliners? I don't think they're very popular.

ya but they've sold MILLIONS of albums....i mean MILLIONS....that's got to count for something, right?

crazzz2007
01-14-2010, 02:36 PM
I "won" the create a contest festival last year.

FIXED

rage patton
01-14-2010, 02:36 PM
But they're cartoons guys. Jeeze. Cartoons don't play live. You guys are all idiots.

crazzz2007
01-14-2010, 02:37 PM
But they're cartoons guys. Jeeze. Cartoons don't play live. You guys are all idiots.

I thought they were holograms. Cartoons creep me out, but holograms can headline for sure.

TommyboyUNM
01-14-2010, 02:39 PM
This is a funny bit. You guys are funny.

crazzz2007
01-14-2010, 02:39 PM
By the way, I think Duck Sauce will be there.

YAWN...wake me up when it's over

obzen
01-14-2010, 02:39 PM
TWO WEEKS


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/10/total-recall-two-weeks-490.jpg
http://eightninths.squarespace.com/storage/uploads/2009/04/total-recall-large-03.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/10/total-recall-two-weeks-490.jpg

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 02:47 PM
Do you prefer the blonde, or brunette Scarlett?

http://fashionista.com/images/scarlett-johansson.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/29396408_90cadb65da.jpg

steve7268
01-14-2010, 02:47 PM
It's something else entirely. The world of festivals has changed, and the same bunch of hot indie acts go festing every year, so fest nerds like us look forward to seeing them, while the other 99.6% of the population listens to U2 and Jay-Z.

If you go to multiple festivals in a year, you'll see the same acts over and over, and eventually figure out that this somehow makes them rate higher than other, more successful, more well-known bands.


There is mainstream music and then there is festival mainstream. Either group can and will get old.

amyzzz
01-14-2010, 02:47 PM
hahaha good one. I was gonna post a GB youtube, but that's better.

re:total recall disguise lady

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 02:48 PM
I think ScarJo is extremely overrated, no matter what the hair color.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 02:49 PM
Who would you prefer?

rage patton
01-14-2010, 02:49 PM
I think ScarJo is extremely overrated, no matter what the hair color.

Oh hell no.

obzen
01-14-2010, 02:51 PM
hahaha good one.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/31/1057988-two_weeks_image_super.jpg

MarkO
01-14-2010, 02:51 PM
I think ScarJo is extremely overrated, no matter what the hair color.

The door is that way--->

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 02:53 PM
I know, I know. I've just never found her very appealing, my friends give me shit for it all the time. And no, I'm not gay.

boarderwoozel3
01-14-2010, 02:54 PM
Well, that took care of my question.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 02:54 PM
I think ScarJo is extremely overrated, no matter what the hair color.

....

faxman75
01-14-2010, 02:54 PM
Truth be told Chris does look like a member of Grizzly Bear.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs037.snc1/3303_84193675107_507480107_2266578_4397511_n.jpg

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 02:54 PM
I know, I know. I've just never found her very appealing, my friends give me shit for it all the time. And no, I'm not gay.

Have you seen The Island? It hurts. It hurts me to see how hot she is in that movie.

obzen
01-14-2010, 02:56 PM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/568/568438/scarlettjohansson_lovesongforbobbylong_1_110124595 1.jpg
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6300000/Bobby-Pursy-Lawson-a-love-song-for-bobby-long-6369281-485-364.jpg

I liked her fake white-trash southern accent.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 02:56 PM
And no, I'm not gay.

It may just be your penis that is gay.

faxman75
01-14-2010, 02:56 PM
Just so we are clear. It's this chick that you don't find hot?

http://www.scarlettjohanssonfansite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/scarlett-johansson-filmography1.jpg

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 02:56 PM
Truth be told Chris does look like a member of Grizzly Bear.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs037.snc1/3303_84193675107_507480107_2266578_4397511_n.jpg

I hope that wasn't on your hard drive.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 02:57 PM
Have you seen The Island? It hurts. It hurts me to see how hot she is in that movie.

The movie was the first time I realized how insanely hot she is.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 02:57 PM
Just so we are clear. It's this chick that you don't find hot?

http://www.scarlettjohanssonfansite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/scarlett-johansson-filmography1.jpg

Yep. Something about her just bugs me.

Ardentbiscuit
01-14-2010, 02:57 PM
Just because KROQ says Tuesday doesn't mean it won't be announced earlier.

I remember the year Paul announced it from Mexico he came into KROQ and made the official annoucement on LA airwaves after we ready knew the line up.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 02:58 PM
It may just be your penis that is gay.

lulz

bobert
01-14-2010, 02:58 PM
Truth be told Chris does look like a member of Grizzly Bear.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs037.snc1/3303_84193675107_507480107_2266578_4397511_n.jpg

Are you also a master of the skin flute?

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 02:58 PM
I've never seen such a unified front of indignation on this board. Scarlett Johansson (and her rockin' tits and ass) is so hot that she has the power to bring people together. Even on this message board.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 02:58 PM
Just because KROQ says Tuesday doesn't mean it won't be announced earlier.

I remember the year Paul announced it from Mexico he came into KROQ and made the official annoucement on LA airwaves after we ready knew the line up.

still won't be out tonight


maybe

Kid B
01-14-2010, 02:59 PM
Fuck KROQ.

MarkO
01-14-2010, 02:59 PM
Yep. Something about her just bugs me.

What bugs me about her is the fact that I'll never get to sexxor her.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 02:59 PM
Are you also a master of the skin flute?

I know how to hit the high C if you know what I mean.

amyzzz
01-14-2010, 02:59 PM
Wait, so who is hot?

to Chris I mean

obzen
01-14-2010, 02:59 PM
Are you also a master of the skin flute?
LOL

weeklymix
01-14-2010, 03:00 PM
I've never seen such a unified front of indignation on this board. Scarlett Johansson (and her rockin' tits and ass) is so hot that she has the power to bring people together. Even on this message board.

Which means it's about time for a S&G / Garth Brooks / Cohen discussion to fuck it all up.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:01 PM
Yep. Something about her just bugs me.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're gay then. Its cool we're a gay friendly boardz.

Aphxtwinin
01-14-2010, 03:01 PM
i dunno if this has been mentioned, CoS twatted:

No Coachella announcement tonight; likely early next week.

HAMMERHEAD
01-14-2010, 03:01 PM
I think ScarJo is extremely overrated, no matter what the hair color.

amen

rage patton
01-14-2010, 03:02 PM
http://www.mathies.com/blog/scarlett_johansson1_sm.jpg

http://fuzzythoughts.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/scarlettjohansson.jpg

http://www.chicainc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/scarlett-johansson-ryan-reynolds-husband-wife-married-couple-together-hot-sexy-beautiful-pic-photos-pictures-blonde-blond-hair-timberlake-video-oscar-movie-star-celeb-gossip-blog-news-chica-inc.jpg

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/03/scarlett_johansson_does_french_vogue_and_attends_t he_moet_chandon_a_tribute_to_cinema_in_london/gallery_main/gallery_main-scarlettjohansson-french-vogue-photos-03242009-01.jpg

http://coronacomingattractions.com/sites/default/files/news/scarlett_johansson_moet_09.jpg

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:02 PM
i dunno if this has been mentioned, CoS twatted:

No Coachella announcement tonight; likely early next week.

lol cos.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 03:02 PM
Wait, so who is hot?

to Chris I mean

Uh, I dunno, I find lesser-hyped actresses like Natalie Portman or Rachel McAdams more attractive.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:03 PM
http://www.mathies.com/blog/scarlett_johansson1_sm.jpg

http://fuzzythoughts.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/scarlettjohansson.jpg

http://www.chicainc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/scarlett-johansson-ryan-reynolds-husband-wife-married-couple-together-hot-sexy-beautiful-pic-photos-pictures-blonde-blond-hair-timberlake-video-oscar-movie-star-celeb-gossip-blog-news-chica-inc.jpg

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/03/scarlett_johansson_does_french_vogue_and_attends_t he_moet_chandon_a_tribute_to_cinema_in_london/gallery_main/gallery_main-scarlettjohansson-french-vogue-photos-03242009-01.jpg


http://coronacomingattractions.com/sites/default/files/news/scarlett_johansson_moet_09.jpg

christ.

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 03:03 PM
http://www.indiemuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/arar_catpower.jpg

http://blog.newsok.com/staticblog/files/2008/04/catpower4.jpg

http://thechrisproject.com/photoblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/avedon_portrait.jpg

Oh and blonde Scarlett is way hotter

Bud Luster
01-14-2010, 03:03 PM
SJ def overrated as an actress, but not in the looks dept.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:03 PM
Uh, I dunno, I find lesser-hyped actresses like Natalie Portman or Rachel McAdams more attractive.

I like them too. But still.

MarkO
01-14-2010, 03:03 PM
less hype ? less boobs too.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 03:03 PM
Scarlett Johanson>Natalie Portman>Rachel McAdams

(But Scarlett only sliiiiiiightly beats out Natalie Portman).

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 03:04 PM
Hammerhead and I can at least be gay and agree then. :)

boarderwoozel3
01-14-2010, 03:04 PM
http://fuzzythoughts.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/scarlettjohansson.jpg



I didn't notice her face for a good four seconds.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:04 PM
its only gay when you take it in the butt.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 03:05 PM
its only gay when you take it in the butt.

Right. This was in the Bible, I'm pretty sure.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 03:05 PM
Ok so who would you guys say is the hottest Hollywood star ever? Past or present, if you could be with one.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:06 PM
Ok so who would you guys say is the hottest Hollywood star ever? Past or present, if you could be with one.

Scarlett Johannsen.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 03:06 PM
Ok so who would you guys say is the hottest Hollywood star ever? Past or present, if you could be with one.

For me, Salma Hayek from maybe 10 years ago is pretty close to the top.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 03:06 PM
Uh, I dunno, I find lesser-hyped actresses like Natalie Portman or Rachel McAdams more attractive.

What about Anne Hathaway?

http://reelthinker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/anne_hathaway_01.jpg

sacleonard
01-14-2010, 03:07 PM
I know we're gonna have the line-up soon, but my girlfriend at work is good friends with Chris Taylor from Grizzly Bear and he confirmed today they will be there. I know people post random shit like this all the time, but this is 100% legit. Not that its really surprising anyways. Can't wait for line-up soon.

I like that you have a "girlfriend at work."

SoulDischarge
01-14-2010, 03:07 PM
http://polaroidsofandroids.com/images/news/2008-12-28-person-of-the-year/fuckedup.jpg

http://beatcrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Fucked-Up-Header.jpg

http://www.sonicitchmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/val_0187.jpg

http://blogs.laweekly.com/play/fucked.jpg

Just keeping things balanced.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:07 PM
What about Anne Hathaway?

http://reelthinker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/anne_hathaway_01.jpg

love her. but too skinny tho.

pancakespancakes
01-14-2010, 03:08 PM
Official Confirmed Artists for 2010.

sacleonard
01-14-2010, 03:08 PM
ya but they've sold MILLIONS of albums....i mean MILLIONS....that's got to count for something, right?

Thank goodness for the ScarJo pictures, or we could have gone full circle into S&G and Garth headlining for 2010.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:08 PM
http://polaroidsofandroids.com/images/news/2008-12-28-person-of-the-year/fuckedup.jpg

http://beatcrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Fucked-Up-Header.jpg

http://www.sonicitchmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/val_0187.jpg

http://blogs.laweekly.com/play/fucked.jpg

Just keeping things balanced.

I didn't know you were a bear hunter.

HAMMERHEAD
01-14-2010, 03:08 PM
Hammerhead and I can at least be gay and agree then. :)

haha wellll dont take it too far now, the closest i get is "*** stag" status but i there is no doubt i deal exclusively with the poon. its not the she's not attractive, its that there are *in my opinion* far more attractive women than her despite people talking about her like she's a goddess.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 03:09 PM
Ok so who would you guys say is the hottest Hollywood star ever? Past or present, if you could be with one.

Angelia Jolie in Hackers. Mmmmmmmmmm...

Or, you know... Angelina Jolie at any time really.

SoulDischarge
01-14-2010, 03:09 PM
I didn't know you were a bear hunter.

Seriously?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:09 PM
Angelia Jolie in Hackers. Mmmmmmmmmm...

weird.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 03:09 PM
What about Anne Hathaway?

http://reelthinker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/anne_hathaway_01.jpg

FUCK YES Anne Hathaway. I think she's absolutely the hottest young actress out there.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 03:09 PM
Angelia Jolie in Hackers. Mmmmmmmmmm...

Or, you know... Angelina Jolie at any time really.

Holy shit she was hot in Hackers.

HAMMERHEAD
01-14-2010, 03:10 PM
Official Confirmed Artists for 2010.

don't pull the brakes on this tangent until people start posting their favorite pornstars. i have no desire to know what you guys stroke it to

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:10 PM
Seriously?

no clue. most of our gay talk revolves arounf your obesession with me.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 03:10 PM
weird.

Weird? Seriously? What is weird about that?

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 03:10 PM
http://www.drownedmadonna.com/public/katy_perry02.jpg

Boourns
01-14-2010, 03:10 PM
Seeing a red-head ScarJo bounce around in superhero tights? Yeah, Iron Man 2 better be in IMAX.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 03:10 PM
love her. but too skinny tho.

Pffft, too skinny?

This is too skinny:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/090423-skinnymodel-vlrg-830a.widec.jpg

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:11 PM
Weird? Seriously? What is weird about that?

her in hackers.

SoulDischarge
01-14-2010, 03:11 PM
no clue. most of our gay talk revolves arounf your obesession with me.

MY obsession with YOU?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:11 PM
Pffft, too skinny?

This is too skinny:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/090423-skinnymodel-vlrg-830a.widec.jpg

this made me vomit a little.

Kid B
01-14-2010, 03:11 PM
I always thought Rachel McAdams was really hot too. ScarJo is better though.

boarderwoozel3
01-14-2010, 03:11 PM
don't pull the brakes on this tangent until people start posting their favorite pornstars. i have no desire to know what you guys stroke it to

Paging greg, greg to the thread plz.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 03:12 PM
don't pull the brakes on this tangent until people start posting their favorite pornstars. i have no desire to know what you guys stroke it to

You mean like this?

http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/jenna-jameson.jpg

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:12 PM
MY obsession with YOU?

clearly. I have all the pmz as proof patrick. don't lie now.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 03:12 PM
Pffft, too skinny?

This is too skinny:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/090423-skinnymodel-vlrg-830a.widec.jpg

Could someone get the surf board out of here?

boarderwoozel3
01-14-2010, 03:12 PM
this made me vomit a little.

Hey! You already have something in common.

amyzzz
01-14-2010, 03:12 PM
holy shit. that is definitely too skinny.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 03:12 PM
her in hackers.

You don't think she looked great in Hackers?

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 03:12 PM
You mean like this?

http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/jenna-jameson.jpg

Now we're getting somewhere.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:13 PM
You mean like this?

http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/jenna-jameson.jpg

coked out.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 03:13 PM
Hey! You already have something in common.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAMMERHEAD
01-14-2010, 03:13 PM
this made me vomit a little.

probably makes herself vomit too...

obzen
01-14-2010, 03:13 PM
http://www.chicainc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/scarlett-johansson-ryan-reynolds-husband-wife-married-couple-together-hot-sexy-beautiful-pic-photos-pictures-blonde-blond-hair-timberlake-video-oscar-movie-star-celeb-gossip-blog-news-chica-inc.jpg

Is there a bigger version of this one floating around?






Natalie Portman>ScarJo

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:13 PM
You don't think she looked great in Hackers?

she looked eleventeen in that movie.

amyzzz
01-14-2010, 03:14 PM
She looked like she was in Star Trek in Hackerzzz.

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 03:14 PM
probably makes herself vomit too...

A little late.

HAMMERHEAD
01-14-2010, 03:14 PM
so who's gonna be the jackass that starts a hotties hurt/heal thread

SoulDischarge
01-14-2010, 03:14 PM
clearly. I have all the pmz as proof patrick. don't lie now.

Psh. You didn't even make my board member homo island.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 03:15 PM
she looked eleventeen in that movie.

I think you were watching it wrong.

And I changed my mind. I'll take this Angelina.

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/a/angelina_jolie/angelina-jolie-sexy.jpg

Kid B
01-14-2010, 03:15 PM
http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt254/jyrzu8jx008/Alba.jpg

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:15 PM
Psh. You didn't even make my board member homo island.

I thought it was because you thought I was already your bitch?

bobert
01-14-2010, 03:15 PM
You mean like this?

http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/jenna-jameson.jpg

Wrong Jenna, Skin Flute.

http://www.thebeergoggler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jenna_haze_bikini_1.jpg

Now Ms. Haze on the other hand, there's a woman with all kinds of talent.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 03:16 PM
http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt254/jyrzu8jx008/Alba.jpg

Fuck yes. It took too long for Jessica Alba to enter into this discussion.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:16 PM
http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt254/jyrzu8jx008/Alba.jpg

WINNNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 03:16 PM
I like the direction this thread is heading:
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/christina-milian-ringtone.jpg

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 03:16 PM
I'll take this one too:

http://dvdenlared.com/data/docs/20070427011046/angelina_jolie-0.jpg

Kid B
01-14-2010, 03:16 PM
Fuck yes. It took too long for Jessica Alba to enter into this discussion.

It was only a matter of time. It had to be done.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:17 PM
I'll take this one too:

http://dvdenlared.com/data/docs/20070427011046/angelina_jolie-0.jpg

good god.

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 03:17 PM
I like the direction this thread is heading:
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/christina-milian-ringtone.jpg

I've never seen this picture before. Thank. You.

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 03:18 PM
Jenna Haze is pretty old at this point.

rage patton
01-14-2010, 03:18 PM
I'll take this one too:

http://dvdenlared.com/data/docs/20070427011046/angelina_jolie-0.jpg

I like your style.

bobert
01-14-2010, 03:19 PM
Jenna Haze is pretty old at this point.

Well yeah, in cock-gobbling years she's probably in her late 70s. But Jenna Jameson has been dead and embalmed for decades.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-14-2010, 03:20 PM
come on guys. stop posting on monklish:

A Band Apart said...
I just heard (from a very reliable source) that the lineup will be posted late tonight. KROQ will not be notified, but look for a release to the LA Times around midnight.

January 14, 2010 4:13 PM

BlackSwan
01-14-2010, 03:20 PM
Faye Reagan is fun:

http://16.media.tumblr.com/FIA3KItAaqakfmjbMtEZnqnXo1_500.jpg

They airbrushed her freckles out in that photo though. Shameful:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Faye_Reagan_Key_Club_2009.jpg

Kropladop
01-14-2010, 03:20 PM
http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jessica-alba-ass.jpg

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 03:20 PM
http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/olivia-munn-playboy-13-550x732.jpg

obzen
01-14-2010, 03:20 PM
The thing that fucks it up for me is that Angelina Jolie has no ass. She's still bomb though.

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 03:21 PM
Wow, this thread is now officially awesome. Good job guys :thu

Kropladop
01-14-2010, 03:21 PM
http://www.dressspace.com/data/upload/audrey-hepburn1.jpg

ZackQ
01-14-2010, 03:21 PM
Is Jessica Alba our winner?

johnnystar
01-14-2010, 03:21 PM
http://www.fotosguapas.net/data/media/7/shakira_en_la_playa.jpg

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 03:22 PM
Is Jessica Alba our winner?

Yes.

bobert
01-14-2010, 03:22 PM
Audrey Hepburn could have had a remarkable career in porn.

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 03:23 PM
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/megan_fox-31.jpg

Kropladop
01-14-2010, 03:24 PM
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/megan_fox-31.jpg

she looks kind of like a dude in this pic

obzen
01-14-2010, 03:24 PM
http://monadarling.com/lifestyle/images/stories/Barbara.jpg

rage patton
01-14-2010, 03:25 PM
Is Jessica Alba our winner?

Ummm... no. Im not a Jessica Alba guy. Its clear ScarJo is the winner.

moomoo
01-14-2010, 03:25 PM
Olivia Munn and Chan Marshall?


I'm dying here.

Still-ill
01-14-2010, 03:26 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/132108-1/Gisele_frisking.gif

FoxeyLady
01-14-2010, 03:26 PM
she looks kind of like a dude in this pic

Then I'm gay.

mikeyskywalker
01-14-2010, 03:26 PM
I'm glad I dropped by at the time I did. ;D

And Jessica Alba OBVIOUSLY wins...

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 03:27 PM
Seeing a red-head ScarJo bounce around in superhero tights? Yeah, Iron Man 2 better be in IMAX.

Wow, Boourns.

Jon Favreau just tweeted this:


'Iron Man 2' Headed To IMAX

bobert
01-14-2010, 03:27 PM
Is Jessica Alba our winner?


Ummm... no. Im not a Jessica Alba guy. Its clear ScarJo is the winner.

Yes, and while Jessica Alba is most certainly hot ScarJo beats her by default since her vagina is unstretched by child birth.

MarkO
01-14-2010, 03:29 PM
I declare Kate the winner.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5131/katehy.jpg

TallGuyCM
01-14-2010, 03:29 PM
Yes, and while Jessica Alba is most certainly hot ScarJo beats her by default since her vagina is unstretched by child birth.

How do you know she didn't have a c-section?