What are your pet peeves?

[cubrocker]

what really drives you freakin insane?

feel free to elaborate when you share.

[Gribbz]

People who don't pull out into the intersection when they are trying to make a left on green.

[Young blood]

What isnt?

[cubrocker]

i freakin hate people who dont use their turn signals


....i also hate those ugly slip on hiking shoes

theyre hideous

http://www.shoes.com/productimages/Shoes_iA81275.jpg

[cubrocker]

People who don't pull out into the intersection when they are trying to make a left on green.

mahahaha yes this is very annoying, just as bad no turn signals

[humanoid]

most people in general

[BlackSwan]

New threads.

[amyzzz]

duplicate threads.

[Gribbz]

Threads in the wrong lounge. :)

[Young blood]

cubrocker.

[MissingPerson]

I hate people who try to lean over me at shows hoping that eventually I'll get uncomfortable enough to just give them my spot.

I take a tremendous, sensual kind of pleasure from driving my elbow deep into that little nook under their ribcage with enough force to hurt the person behind them too.

[TomAz]

chopping hot peppers then masturbating.

[TallGuyCM]

People who drive the speed limit in the fast lane of the freeway.

[humanoid]

tom, that's hot

[Distorted_Jungle]

chopping hot peppers then masturbating.

Feel the BURN!

[BlackSwan]

chopping hot peppers then masturbating.

If you really had balls you would do it simultaneously.

[marooko]

If you're gonna drive under the speed limit, you'd better not be rolling any stop signs. I wanna get out and kill people that do that. Seriously. !! I don't know why, but this really makes me wanna get physical. And not Olivia Newton style. Mike Tyson biting off your fucking ear style.

[PlayaDelWes]

When people send you a document that is not formatted to print.

[boarderwoozel3]

When I'm in the passenger seat, helpless, and the driver leaves the windshield wipers on when they're not needed leaving streak marks or making that irritating noise. Fools.

[frazzles]

When whoever uses the last piece of toilet paper doesn't replace it and either leaves the cardboard roll there or has the audacity to throw it away without replacing it.

Obnoxiously loud people.

[fikus222]

Miscommuniques and a sh!t ton of stuff to do with other people's inability to drive.

[marooko]

Your mom.

[miscorrections]

Commies, Jews, and gays.

[miscorrections]

And brown people.

[Ardentbiscuit]

People who start duplicate threads.

And people who get on my case when I start duplicate threads.

[fikus222]

Your mom.

Then you really hate tomorrow.

[SoulDischarge]

People who don't pull out

Agreed.

[greghead]

Buying presents for babies. Ungrateful fucks.

[TomAz]

I am fucking sick of those youtube hitler movie dubs.

[marooko]

This thread.

[marooko]

I am fucking sick of those youtube hitler movie dubs.

I'm sick of seeing videos in the "Next time you try to look hot...." thread. Pictures dammit!! PICTURES!!!!

[marooko]

And, I don't give a fuck if there is an update available. If I want to update, I'll fucking update. Quick with the fucking BS pop-ups.

[TomAz]

also I am tired of PMs telling me to stop being so creepy. fuck off, i'll be creepy if i want to be.

[marooko]

You know what else, fuck engineers.....

And fuck that fact that your dirt sweeping ass is also called an engineer. I'm talking structural, fuck face. Not train conductors, not janitors and not your fucking mom.


...they never get their shit done and they get the big bucks. Fucking finish the job asshole.

[amyzzz]

Damn. I want creepy PM's!

[TomAz]

You know what else, fuck engineers.....



I remember when you posted that the first time.

[marooko]

You're both close to getting some really creepy PM's.

[amyzzz]

Yay!

[marooko]

And fuck this 999 bullshit. Yeah, I'm talking to you, ZZZ'sss. Did you know next year they'll be a 8/9/10? Then a 9/10/11. Then there's gonna be a 10/11/12. I can't wait to freak out over all of them. Fun times.

[SoulDischarge]

999 were a pretty good band at least.

[marooko]

I remember when you posted that the first time.

I remember when.....wait! I don't fucking care what you remember!! Wait again, wrong thread. Sorry.

Ok, got one.

I fucking hate when people on the internet say things have been posted before. then they post something. yeah, that's never been done. Fuck you.

[TomAz]

Jesus christ Patrick my respect for your musical tastes just went down a notch. 999 had one good song. The rest of their shit sucked dead donkey dicks.

[amyzzz]

Y'all are so creepy that I'll have to view that shit on my phone. (another peeve of mine -- my damn employer blocks too much fun stuff)

[marooko]

You've mentioned that before, Azzzy.

[amyzzz]

I do not know that I like that new nick. Yikes.

[BROKENDOLL]

People who can't go 10 minutes without having to check their cellphones! If someone calls you, it will let you know. If there's a message it will beep or some shit. If it doesn't do anything, it doesn't mean you have to check it to see if it works. It means no one cares about you right now. Geez, idiots!

[SoulDischarge]

Jesus christ Patrick my respect for your musical tastes just went down a notch. 999 had one good song. The rest of their shit sucked dead donkey dicks.

Their first album is really fucking good. "Me And My Desire," "Your Number Is My Number," "Titanic (My Over) Reaction," "Emergency." All classics. Fuck you.

[marooko]

Zzz always complaining about something. Major pet peeve.

[BROKENDOLL]

I Hate Being Ignored...

[marooko]

The fact that people show up on the screen as "ignored". I fucking know that, I put them on there. Just be gone with you already.

[marooko]

Acid that only lasts about an hour or two.

And the absence of Chacid. Where the fuck are you?!!

[amyzzz]

I have acid that lasts an hour or two.

[gaypalmsprings]

Dingleberries.

[fikus222]

Embarassment, what a b!tch of an emotion.

[Suffacated]

Listening to a fucking answering machine knowing damn good and well that the person that I'm trying to call is just too fucking lazy to answer the phone.

[gaypalmsprings]

pubic scabies

[TomAz]

Their first album is really fucking good. "Me And My Desire," "Your Number Is My Number," "Titanic (My Over) Reaction," "Emergency." All classics. Fuck you.

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HOMICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
HOMIHOMIHOMIHOMIHOMIHOMIHOMIHOMIHOMI

[Suffacated]

Grammer police.
Fucking fucktards....

[TomAz]

that's "Grammar".

[marooko]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA

[Suffacated]

and you're a fucktard

[marooko]

^ People that can dish it out, but can't take it. ^

[Suffacated]

Hey....i know the difference between wright and wrong...

[Bud Luster]

not really when it comes to spelling it seems...

[Suffacated]

I just learned that I spelled Suffacated rong..

[Wheres the beef?]

People who quote themselves in their sig.


I mean, really? Really?

[SoulDischarge]

Seconded.

[amyzzz]

looks douchey, I agree.

[MissingPerson]

Old people.

[Suffacated]

Cool...
everyone agrees.

[Suffacated]

Old people.

Feeling like old people.

[bluemamba]

People who keep screaming and clapping during a moment in a show where everybody is suppose to be quiet.

[MissingPerson]

Particularly old people who make weird unnecessary mouth noises on buses. I was on a bus to the countryside today, and the whole fucking thing was full of old people sitting around making random clicks and sucky noises for two fucking hours.

When you start making weird involuntary clicks and sucky noises you are too old.

[algunz]

Or when you always have crumbs and crap on your lips during/after eating - you are too old!!!

[SoulDischarge]

If you use public transportation without the aid of headphones, you deserve everything you get.

[Wheres the beef?]

Particularly old people who make weird unnecessary mouth noises on buses. I was on a bus to the countryside today, and the whole fucking thing was full of old people sitting around making random clicks and sucky noises for two fucking hours.

When you start making weird involuntary clicks and sucky noises you are too old.

You were on a bus to the country side? Are you sure it wasn't a carriage?

[herro kitty]

People who don't hate Crocs. Everyone needs to hate Crocs.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

anyone that makes me wait makes me want to kill everyone

EDIT: i combat this by never committing to any time, and always say, "i'll see what i can do," "let me check my calendar," I'll try!" etc etc and simply don't show up 90% because I've likely found something better to do

EDIT AGAIN: my girlfriend think the above is horrible and I should always be firm and make plans right away...yet she is the one that is a 1/2 hour to an hour late everywhere.

fuck

[algunz]

People who don't hate Crocs. Everyone needs to hate Crocs.

I love my Crocs. :(

[Boourns]

Homeless people that beg for money and when you give them something, they ask for more and then call you a liar when you say you don't have any, even if you don't.

Elect Giuliani as major of LA.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

i'm not sure I even know what a "Croc" is....is it a shoe of some kind?

[marooko]

Daft Punk:

The music
The threads
The talk The name

Everything and everyone about them.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Guys that think it's gross to eat pussy. If you don't like the smell, go suck on a dick you morons!

EDIT: that's **STRAIGHT** guys

[algunz]

Guys that think it's gross to eat pussy. If you don't like the smell, go suck on a dick you morons!

EDIT: that's **STRAIGHT** guys

Amen, girlfriend!! :winkiss

[marooko]

http://www.currychips.com/chomp.gif

[biggfoot17]

People who don't know the difference between they're, there and their or to and too

[amyzzz]

People who hate The Smiths and Daft Punk. WTF, mate?

[Boourns]

It really grinds my gears when people "lay down."

[stinkbutt]

People who like The Smiths

[frazzles]

Renee Zellweger or however the fuck you spell her name.

[marooko]

Anybody with a "Z" in there user name. Or 3 of them.

And PC. PC really gets me torqued.

[stinkbutt]

Anybody with a "Z" in there user name. Or 3 of them.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/379743472_b163895aec.jpg?v=0

[amyzzz]

Particularly old people who make weird unnecessary mouth noises on buses. I was on a bus to the countryside today, and the whole fucking thing was full of old people sitting around making random clicks and sucky noises for two fucking hours.

When you start making weird involuntary clicks and sucky noises you are too old.

When we saw Inglourious Basterds the other day, this really old man up front kept making these really loud, juicy-sounding coughs. I was traumatized.

[rskapcat]

Those loud, juicy-sounding coughs turn my stomach.

[SFChrissy]

Books on a book shelf that sit short to tall that start from left and end right I think talls should sit left and digress in size to the right...its visually more appealing

Mayonaise on my fingers you know when your knuckle grazes the inside of the jar yuk!!!

Locking my door and a few others~

[gaypalmsprings]

noisy neighbors who don't allow one to get a full 8 hour sleep

[kroqken]

I HATE thumb rings. They are so ugly. If I meet a girl and she is wearing a thumb ring, I lose all interest in wanting to date her. I hope no one puts pictures of girls with a thumb ring on here, because that would make me lose respect for you (if I ever had it for you in the first place).

[Young blood]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/colleen.jpg

I think I saw a thumb ring.

[kroqken]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/colleen.jpg

I think I saw a thumb ring.

She does NOT wear thumb rings. Thanks for reminding me about her when I am trying to get over her move to New York to attend F.I.T.

[TommyboyUNM]

She does NOT wear thumb rings. Thanks for reminding me about her when I am trying to get over her move to New York to attend F.I.T.

Whatever happened with that anyway? I'd prefer if you started a thread about it.

[Young blood]

Santa Klaus.

[kroqken]

She moved to NYC a year ago. I am still friends with her. She is a blonde now, according to her more recent MySpace pictures. It would be cool if that Colleen girl can one day attend a Coachella.

[amyzzz]

She looks like an Anime heroine: all big eyes, big hair, and small mouth.

[Pixiessp]

Those loud, juicy-sounding coughs turn my stomach.

This made me cough. Not a juicy one though.

[menikmati]

people who don't close their parenthesizes.

[kroqken]

I hate people who say "fricking" instead of "fucking".

[MissingPerson]

With that, I actually have to agree.

[JorgeC]

I hate people who say "fricking" instead of "fucking".

how about friggin and f-in??

[humanoid]

how about friggin and f-in??

if it's all adults and not in an inappropriate setting like work or church, those are not acceptable. If your true intention is to say fucking, yet you're too much of a pussy to actually say it, then your rights to the perfect word "fuck" are revoked and you're not allowed to substitute frickin', friggin', f'in. Think of a different word or stop being a pussy.

[kroqken]

if it's all adults and not in an inappropriate setting like work or church, those are not acceptable. If your true intention is to say fucking, yet you're too much of a pussy to actually say it, then your rights to the perfect word "fuck" are revoked and you're not allowed to substitute frickin', friggin', f'in. Think of a different word or stop being a pussy.

A University of Texas law professor has just published a book called "Fuck" that deals with the whole history of that one word and the stigma behind it.

[cubrocker]

im shocked that nobodies pet peeve is the term "pet peeve"

[amyzzz]

Frickin means freaking. I say it in front of my kids. STFU.

[fikus222]

Sandles of any kind. Nobody wants to see your ugly ass feet. I'm glad those flip flops are ruining your posture, you inconsiderate wretches.

[pancakespancakes]

I say fricking all the time. I say fucking a lot more. But I love fricking. It sounds ridiculous. It works. I use it all the time here I'm sure.

[pancakespancakes]

If you use public transportation without the aid of headphones, you deserve everything you get.

Hahahahahahaha. Oh man. This is a good one.

[humanoid]

Frickin means freaking. I say it in front of my kids. STFU.

that's why the first thing I said was, "if it's all adults"....so you show the fuck up...unless your kids are around then shut the f up

[BROKENDOLL]

Phone Solicitors.



Where did you suddenly find a lower rate for my card account when I filed bankruptcy almost 2 years ago and have no such card? Oh, and this house I'm able to get refinanced through you by simply pressing #1? What fucking house? Where were you useless shits when I needed debt relief 2 years ago?

And, I have related Pet Peeve over the way these assholes operate now in a recording. I used to be able to ask them to remove me from their list...Now you have to listen to the whole fucking salespitch before they give you the option of, "Press #1 for more info," "Press #2 if you want to hear from us at a more convenient time," and finally, "Press #3 if you'd like to pass on this great offer!"

[Astrid]

people that suck their snot back up instead of BLOWING THEIR FUCKING NOSE.

everyone knows what youre doing people. you are sucking snot into your fucking throat and choking it down. fucking Gross.

[amyzzz]

that's why the first thing I said was, "if it's all adults"....so you show the fuck up...unless your kids are around then shut the f up
I have to admit I like saying it. I also don't say certain female anatomy slang though. EVER.

[PlayaDelWes]

And fuck this 999 bullshit. Yeah, I'm talking to you, ZZZ'sss. Did you know next year they'll be a 8/9/10? Then a 9/10/11. Then there's gonna be a 10/11/12. I can't wait to freak out over all of them. Fun times.

Yea, but what comes after 10/11/12?

[Gribbz]

People who wear Tap Out t-shirts.

[humanoid]

Yea, but what comes after 10/11/12?

nothing, the world ends 2 months after that

[amyzzz]

People who never put their cell phone to vibrate so every once in a while I hear this jangly text tone. :nono

VIBRATE, people!

[locachica73]

That annoys the shit out of me too...

And small paperclips, they are useless and get stuck together all the time.

Staplers that don't staple.

Men that brag and chest thump.

[MissingPerson]

People who don't bring pens or notebooks to lectures.

What?

[chairmenmeow47]

People who don't bring pens or notebooks to lectures.

What?

or meetings at work. i swear i'm the only person who ever prints an agenda too. people will walk in and go "am i supposed to be here?" and then i check the agenda and say yes, and then end up having to give them my extra pen & some paper, lol.

[jimmycrackcorn]

co-workers who can't finish their F#$%ING work and leave 1/2 done shit there with a "please _________" note on it... i NEVER do whatever the ______ is..... to do _______ would just encourage these dildo's to leave more work with "please________" notes on it.... the enablers who actually do _______ almost bother me as much as the people who leave 1/2 done work with please notes attached....
:poo:confused::mad:

[Bud Luster]

People that cuss, but dont in front of their kids and get mad cuz I wont censor myself. "

[locachica73]

People who leave their cell phones ring tone on loud, ignore calls and have some crappy ass country song as their ring tone. WTF, either answer it or turn the fucker off.

[biggfoot17]

People with ringback tones. 95% of the time, they're shitty songs. Why are you making me listen to a shitty song every time I want to talk to you?

[chairmenmeow47]

people who use cute phrases like "maholo" instead of just saying "bye" and then also talk to you like a complete asshole. be nice & cutesy or be an asshole. fucker.

[humanoid]

the use of "whatnot"

it's basically the way of saying, if I could think of more things to include in my sentence, I would, but my brain isn't functioning properly, so I can't. I'll just toss a 'whatnot" in there as a catch all to cover anything else that could have followed, without really saying anything.

[Devin the Dude]

TomAz.

also, being made to wait.

[locachica73]

People who talk politics in the office and try to get me to agree with their bullshit.

Older men who think women were just put here on earth to pop out their children and cook their meals. FUCK YOU.

Unfortunately the offendor is my boss, but his oppinion of women is really pissing me off. He is sitting across from me now going on and on and I am sitting here mentally shoving my scissors into his face.

[humanoid]

People who talk politics in the office and try to get me to agree with their bullshit.

Older men who think women were just put here on earth to pop out their children and cook their meals. FUCK YOU.

Unfortunately the offendor is my boss, but his oppinion of women is really pissing me off. He is sitting across from me now going on and on and I am sitting here mentally shoving my scissors into his face.

your boss wants you to pop out kids and cook his meals?

[psychic friend]

1. people who come up behind me and squeeze my shoulders.. the "massage" squeeze. HATE IT

2. things left on my desk that do no belong to me. dont put your shit on my desk

3. empty things in the fridge

[amyzzz]

Political discussion drives me bonkers at work.

[cubrocker]

on that note... people who come into my bar when im working and try to talk religion or politics. who tries to talk that shit to the bartender. really!? (Answer: lots of people)

oh and the question "why are you single?".....come on people- i know its meant as a compliment, but how is someone supposed to answer that?

[cubrocker]

oh and "alot" instead of "a lot"

do you write "abit" or "alittle" too?

[locachica73]

No he basically said that women flit through life not knowing what they want to do with their lives and men are forced to go to school and have careers at an early age so they can support their wives whims. Which is why he had his MBA by blah blah. And that women don't know how lucky they are to be able to have children and stay at home to raise those children while their husbands are out making other people rich but never themselves.

Then he moved onto gay marriage and race issues.

Surprise, he is a rush limbagh (sp?) fan.

[cubrocker]

oh and also people who hear i study linguistics and say "how many languages do you know?", "are you gonna work for the government?", or "what are you gonna do with that?".... ugh go play in traffic

[locachica73]

oh and "alot" instead of "a lot"

do you write "abit" or "alittle" too?

I do that ALOT!!! :)

[crazzz2007]

oh and "alot" instead of "a lot"

do you write "abit" or "alittle" too?

"alot" is not a word. it doesn't exist. what's wrong with you?

[cubrocker]

"alot" is not a word. it doesn't exist. what's wrong with you?

thats what im trying to say!!

[amyzzz]

So, uhhh, what ARE you going to do with that cubrocker?

[crazzz2007]

oh i thought you were saying it's spelled "alot instead of a lot"....my bad

[BROKENDOLL]

on that note... people who come into my bar when im working and try to talk religion or politics. who tries to talk that shit to the bartender. really!? (Answer: lots of people)

oh and the question "why are you single?".....come on people- i know its meant as a compliment, but how is someone supposed to answer that?
Wait for it...

oh and "alot" instead of "a lot"

do you write "abit" or "alittle" too?
Why am I single? Well, I've had people who excite me abit, and I've had people that excite me alittle. Now I'm just waiting for the one who excites me alot. Now, I'm no longer single and the one who excites me alot also happens to know the difference between write and wrong.

[cubrocker]

Wait for it...

Why am I single? Well, I've had people who excite me abit, and I've had people that excite me alittle. Now I'm just waiting for the one who excites me alot. Now, I'm no longer single and the one who excites me alot also happens to know the difference between write and wrong.

in all intensive purposes bev, your bothering me alot with that response

[amyzzz]

in all intensive purposes bev, your bothering me alot with that responseoh my god, you're killing me here. STOP.

cring cringe cringe.

[BROKENDOLL]

Oh, great, one of my pet peeves has popped into this thread!
I have a thing about people who feel a need to point out someone elses faults and shortcomings in order to appear cooler than they are.

[BROKENDOLL]

in all intensive purposes bev, your bothering me alot with that response
Your write.

[cubrocker]

So, uhhh, what ARE you going to do with that cubrocker?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lF9CeZTEFsU/R3XkgCbEkEI/AAAAAAAAAH0/22vUeN6SamQ/s400/2341.jpg

[JorgeC]

People that are "directionally challenged". I realize that not everyone got to drive around all of southern california with their salesman dad every summer (that's me!) and don't know the freeway system, but seriously, some people can't get anywhere else than to and from work without getting lost. UGH!

[amyzzz]

That would be me. Sorry to peeve you, Jorge.

[JorgeC]

That would be me. Sorry to peeve you, Jorge.

I'm all about live and let live. As long as your directionally challenged self doesn't interfere with my plans, then it's all good (if we ever hang out, I'll drive, lol).

Reason I posted was that last night I gave several co-workers FREE tickets to see a spanish rock show at the Nokia theatre (lots of espanol speakers here). 3 of them get there no problem. Last one gets there at 9:30 (show started at 8) because they couldn't figure out how to get from Covina to LA Live driving down the 10 freeway. They realized they were going the wrong way when they saw signs for Universal Studios, WTF! I was into my 3rd half-yard at the YardHouse when they finally got there and missed most of the main act (although, I only like a few songs which they did at the end so ended up working out).

Oh, and Nokia Theatre workers are kind of mean, wouldn't let me leave the tix in their name either. Guess I could've gone in and come back out, but reception is shitty in there for me. Oh well, off my chest.

[locachica73]

People who can't make a plan... i.e.

So where would you like to have dinner tonight?
I don't know what do you want?
how about pizza?
No, I don't feel like pizza...
how about sushi?
No I don't really feel like sushi either.

FUCK!!! I just want someone else to make a damn plan once in awhile.

[fatbastard]

Fruit pits. I want to enjoy the meat of the fruit without having to work out the removal of the pit.

[rskapcat]

That would be me. Sorry to peeve you, Jorge.

Get Google Maps for your phone. I used to be directionally challenged...no more!

[JorgeC]

Get Google Maps for your phone. I used to be directionally challenged...no more!

I love google maps! I knew how to get everywhere before via freeway, now I know how many miles it is and the streets too.

[rskapcat]

I like following the dot. I'm a stupid girl when driving...but I'm a stupid girl with a dot to follow. :)

[amyzzz]

I need to get a car phone battery charger first. I tried using a sprint navigation thing on my way to LA a month ago and it really killed my phone battery. The system itself worked OK. Damn sprint navigator did NOT help me find the Axis/Radius club in Scottsdale a week ago when I was wandering around on foot. Ugh, I'm such a tard. Once I determined to follow the douchebags, I found the club.

[locachica73]

I am directionally challenged as well. It is not usually an issue here in Phoenix because everything is on a grid, till I get downtown and park in a parking garage, then I have to drive around the block a few times to get my bearings.

[JorgeC]

I need to get a car phone battery charger first.

add this to your secret santa wishlist.

[Mr. Dylanja]

I'm sure you were bringing that Scottsdale traffic to a standstill, zZzIzZz.

[Mr. Dylanja]

A pet peeve of mine is when people dont use the center (turning) lane to fucking turn. Get in that lane and THEN slow down, dont creep to a hault and turn through it. Fucking morons :nono

[boarderwoozel3]

Headliner v Subhead v Third line arguments and Sahara v tent arguments. Maddening.

[JorgeC]

Headliner v Subhead v Third line arguments and Sahara v tent arguments. Maddening.

uhoh...will you be staying away from the board from january to april? don't, i quite like your posts.

[rskapcat]

Headliner v Subhead v Third line arguments and Sahara v tent arguments. Maddening.

I will see your pet peeve & raise you a campers v non-campers.

[amyzzz]

I will see your pet peeve & raise you a campers v non-campers.
hahaha YES. I understand why some of them argue about it because some people camp and want their friends to camp (or vice versa), but camping is not for everyone.

[boarderwoozel3]

uhoh...will you be staying away from the board from january to april? don't, i quite like your posts.
Thanks. No worries, I'm hooked but will be steering clear--or trying my best to--of those conversations.

I will see your pet peeve & raise you a campers v non-campers.
No joke. The 'zomg why don't you like what I like' stuff is baffling.

Another pet peeve that's pretty universal but I have a low tolerance for: Noisy eaters. Compose yourself, it's not tough.

[MissingPerson]

It drives me crazy when you make a minor descriptive error or exaggerate comedically for effect or something - something of absolutely no consequence to the thrust of the conversation - and the other person makes a big deal about not knowing what you mean. Like they want you to learn something, from having to explain it down to the last fucking detail.

You clearly know what I mean, fuckhead. It's obvious from the context and I couldn't possibly mean anything else. Stop wasting your fucking life, or at least, get out of mine. I despise you for it.

[Gribbz]

Cameron Diaz's Irish accent in "Gangs of New York."

[boarderwoozel3]

Cameron Diaz's "acting."

[Gribbz]

I think that's the only movie I've seen with her in it. Oh, and "There's something About Mary."

[MissingPerson]

Cameron Diaz's Irish accent in "Gangs of New York."


Cameron Diaz's "acting."

I agree with both of these. But I still like Charlie's Angels.

[boarderwoozel3]

Oh, the Angels... rrriiiiggghhttttt.

[Gribbz]

I've seen a lot of stupid movies, but I haven't seen Charlie's Angels. Zero appeal.

[MissingPerson]

They're incredibly stupid fun.

And if you're talking about terrible Irish accents... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4_f-Ht5-vY)

[MissingPerson]

Jesus Motherfuck, I really had forgotten how bad Justin Theroux's accent is. What the Motherfuck. Those aren't even words.

[Gribbz]

He was in American Psycho though. That cancels it out.

[Gribbz]

Wasn't the dude from Jackass in one of those movies?

[MissingPerson]

"Eeeeeeeeeeel sheeeeeeeew yiiiiiiiiyyeee da myeeenan o' pyeeeen!"

[Alligator Bogaloo]

A pet peeve of mine is when people dont use the center (turning) lane to fucking turn. Get in that lane and THEN slow down, dont creep to a hault and turn through it. Fucking morons :nono

This also drives me insane. Also, these are probably the same stupid people that are on my ass when i'm in the right lane and turning right onto the street I live on. I guess they don't understand the concept that you have to slow down and then turn. I try to warn them of this by applying the brake and signaling but I guess they think i should be turning while going 45mph and not braking.

[boarderwoozel3]

Waiting to go out. Like now. There's a bottle of vodka cooling in the freezer that I can't really open until the pre-funk at a friend's place in two hours. But it's friday and I'm looking to get going. Dammit, no beer. This is all my fault, isn't it? I'm peeved at myself.

[locachica73]

People who short you on a bag of anything... isn't there some sort of code?

[BROKENDOLL]

All the motherfucking phone offers to help refinance my house...WHAT FUCKING HOUSE??? I've never owned a house!!! And, probably a bigger peeve are the calls offering Debt Relief...Where the Hell were you assholes 2 years ago when Credit Card companies were crawling through my phoneline? Huh? Huh?

And, if that isn't enough, you can't verbally tell them to stop because it's a recording! How do you set the record straight if there isn't even a beep to say anything?

For the record, I learned quite by accident while leaving the phone off the hook after their sales pitch was done, that you can remove yourself from their call list by pressing a certain key. Unfortunately, each individual has chosen a different number to press so you're still stuck listening to their pitch...

Fuck, now I feel "postal!" LOL

[Mr. Dylanja]

When people quote something only to add " ^ this".

[locachica73]

Waiting for weed. Does 10 minutes mean something different in weed time? If the guy says meet me at the subway in 10 minutes, I take that to mean leave your house now and be there in 10 minutes, but no, I always end up sitting there for 20.

[bug on your lip]

Waiting for weed. Does 10 minutes mean something different in weed time? If the guy says meet me at the subway in 10 minutes, I take that to mean leave your house now and be there in 10 minutes, but no, I always end up sitting there for 20.

Dave's not here, man

[ivankay]

"10 minutes" is one of the biggest lies ever. People will always shit that one out because they think it's what you want to hear. i always want to hear how long it will actually be. But noooooooo, always that "10 minutes" shit.

How long til my food is ready?

10 minutes

How long til the job is complete?

10 minutes

How long before you cum?

10 minutes

grrrrr.

[locachica73]

ok i am in a shitty mood but that last line made me giggle. :)

[fatbastard]

People who eat without a napkin kill me.

[locachica73]

I hate when your sitting at a dinner table or at a restaraunt and someone decides to blow their nose while your trying to eat. Go in the fucking bathroom people, that is just gross.

[chairmenmeow47]

people who post porn all over the board!

[amyzzz]

That guy needs to be banned.

[SDsoldier7]

IDK if pet peeve is the right word, but that Gaga thread is annoying and dissapointing.

[Pixiessp]

Retail during Christmas. I can usually hang but this year is surreal.

[Ardentbiscuit]

My 2010 Coachella Message Board Pet Peeves

1. No more complaining about the price or how there are only 3 day tickets. I would suggest getting a job!

2. Stop asking what the question marks mean.

3. Stop asking about late adds or surprise guests. If you are counting on either of these to enjoy Coachella I suggest going to something else.

4. Stop complaining that it isn't selling out. I don't see how this will help you unless you are the promoter or a scalper. If you feel you were railroaded into buying tickets because you thought it was selling out then maybe you didn't really want to go in the first place.

5. Stop creating new threads that would easily fit somewhere else. I don't care if you think that somebody is being added because some guy who runs a blog in the Ukraine thinks they are playing. Even if it is true, it doesn't need a new thread.

[JorgeC]

My 2010 Coachella Message Board Pet Peeves

1. No more complaining about the price or how there are only 3 day tickets. I would suggest getting a job!

2. Stop asking what the question marks mean.

3. Stop asking about late adds or surprise guests. If you are counting on either of these to enjoy Coachella I suggest going to something else.

4. Stop complaining that it isn't selling out. I don't see how this will help you unless you are the promoter or a scalper. If you feel you were railroaded into buying tickets because you thought it was selling out then maybe you didn't really want to go in the first place.

5. Stop creating new threads that would easily fit somewhere else. I don't care if you think that somebody is being added because some guy who runs a blog in the Ukraine thinks they are playing. Even if it is true, it doesn't need a new thread.

I rarely wander outside of the Music and Misc areas exactly for all these reasons.

[donkey sex]

people who say a drawn out yet perkily positive "absolutely". And the word "absolutely".

[donkey sex]

Watched Tuesday's episode of Lost last night for the first time and Desmond said "absolutely". I cringed.

[ryanliamg]

"excaped"
"jewlery"
or when people type "to" when a "too" is appropriate.
listening to people eating is not so great either.
bad drivers - including dumbasses who have to have to gun-it to the next red light.
stop signs when all that's needed is a yield sign.
politicians

[donkey sex]

my theory about bad drivers is called "AWE". In my experience the worst drivers are either 'Asian', 'Women', or 'Elderly'. If you get a combination of those (exp: elderly asian), then it escalates a level of poor driving. See all three behind the wheel, then its the mother load and you may want to pull over to the side of the road until they are completely out of sight.

Can you imagine a complete AWE calling in to an insurance company to get a new policy? "We're going to have to transfer you to another department" "I been on hold three hours"

[TomAz]

people who say a drawn out yet perkily positive "absolutely". And the word "absolutely".

This. Especially waiters.

"Could I get a glass of water please?"

"Absolutely sir."

blam blam blam thud.