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dinosaurateme
02-17-2007, 11:32 PM
I didnt like the other picture game because i have no books around me.

So here's how it works...Find a picture as requested by the previous poster, then when you find that picture, post it, and then think of something you want someone else to find a picture of..

I'll start. i want someone to find a picture of someone with obnoxiously long armpit hair.

GO!

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-17-2007, 11:40 PM
I'll start. i want someone to find a picture of someone with obnoxiously long armpit hair.

GO!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/narcotique/Armpit20Hair20Big.jpg

I want a picture of a guy with a moustache who pissed his pants.

dinosaurateme
02-17-2007, 11:54 PM
I want a picture of a guy with a moustache who pissed his pants.

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/index/honigman/Images/honigman12-22-9.jpg


ok now i want a picture of a dog wearing sunglasses

beautiful nemesis
02-17-2007, 11:58 PM
http://media.dabu.com/users/dylan/originals/191-9124_IMG.JPG

the mustache was the hardest part... hahaha




how bout a picture of thumb monkey
and tell me the real name of the monkey (as in what type of monkey)

beautiful nemesis
02-18-2007, 12:42 AM
ok now i want a picture of a dog wearing sunglasses

http://images.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/BDX/BDX450/bxp161480.jpg


(there are tons of cute pictures of dogs in sunglasses! :))

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-18-2007, 03:06 AM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/narcotique/r6261571.jpg

It's called a pygmy marmoset, but quit changin the rules.

I now want a photograph of an alligator's asshole.

grossdale
02-18-2007, 07:57 AM
Since I dont own an alligator this upside down half eat'n by a pyothon alligator will have to work
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/BLownSub/0_21_100505_python.jpg

I want a floor picture of the Coachella main stage from last year with no one play'n

Courtney
02-18-2007, 08:23 AM
I want a floor picture of the Coachella main stage from last year with no one play'n

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/136158838_9f128c1ef7.jpg?v=0

I'd like a photograph of Kim Jong-Il playing dress up.

smellysocks
02-18-2007, 08:29 AM
http://photos11.flickr.com/13033113_bdd989b353_m.jpg

does this count?...if so i want a picture of boy george without make up on

Courtney
02-18-2007, 08:36 AM
http://photos11.flickr.com/13033113_bdd989b353_m.jpg

Ahahahahaha. That's awesome.


i want a picture of boy george without make up on

http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_226091036/xl

I'd like a photograph of Thom Yorke's house, if it exists. Or, if not, just show me what you'd think the inside of his house would look like.

wisconsinboozer
02-18-2007, 08:43 AM
http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/02/if_you_are_easily_offe_101/mrscrazy.jpg

All That I Am
02-18-2007, 08:59 AM
http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/tenenbaum2/th_IMG_8902.jpg

I want a picture of bjork landing a punch on that reporter

smellysocks
02-18-2007, 09:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVIAAUjdRXQ

this one was just too good to not have a video (moving picture people)

i want a picture of steve irwin without his typical safari outfit on

smellysocks
02-18-2007, 09:14 AM
well since that didnt work just go here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qVIAAUjdRXQ

gaypalmsprings
02-18-2007, 09:24 AM
http://sirmustapha.mylimbo.net/images/radiohead.png

Phil Selway, Thom Yorke, Jonny Greenwood, Ed O'Brien, Colin Greenwood

All That I Am
02-18-2007, 10:41 AM
i can't find that shit

samiksha
02-18-2007, 10:47 AM
i want a picture of steve irwin without his typical safari outfit on

do you think he was buried in that outfit? if not, some one should totally find a picture of him at his funeral.

Courtney
02-18-2007, 10:53 AM
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5234741,00.jpg

I'd like a picture of Barack Obama smoking, please.

smellysocks
02-18-2007, 10:55 AM
do you think he was buried in that outfit? if not, some one should totally find a picture of him at his funeral.

that is kind of disturbing...

samiksha
02-18-2007, 10:59 AM
maybe i should have said "at his wedding" instead. or "at the birth of his child" because i think they would have made him put on the scrubs. ah well. you live and you learn.

smellysocks
02-18-2007, 10:59 AM
http://www.adrants.com/images/obama_smoke.jpg

i like him more now that he has a flaw...haha

a picture of britney spears reading a book

SubBass49
02-18-2007, 01:06 PM
http://signsofwitness.com/spears.jpg

a picture of a cactus wearing leiderhosen

-- J

SubBass49
02-18-2007, 01:07 PM
PS - a magazine was the closest thing I could find...

amyzzz
02-18-2007, 01:09 PM
I don't think a magazine counts as a book.

SubBass49
02-18-2007, 01:11 PM
It's a book with a soft cover that is re-printed periodically with updated information...(wink)

bmack86
02-18-2007, 02:28 PM
I don't think she reads books

SubBass49
02-18-2007, 02:42 PM
I don't think she reads books

That's what YOU think...

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2096/britcopyay6.jpg

God I love Photoshop...hehehe

-- J

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-18-2007, 03:45 PM
a picture of a cactus wearing leiderhosen

-- J

Pick something reasonable, please.

samiksha
02-18-2007, 03:47 PM
is photoshop allowed? i could totally photoshop a lederhosen onto a cactus, but i think this game would be more challenging/interesting if all the photos are original, or at least previously photoshopped by some one else, not specifically for this thread.

SubBass49
02-18-2007, 03:48 PM
come on...if I can photoshop, you can too. (if you don't have photoshop, download GIMP)

-- J

samiksha
02-18-2007, 03:58 PM
well... okay, i'll see what i can do. in the mean time though, this will have to hold you over in the way of cacti...

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-huge-weenis-cactus-cW1.jpg

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-18-2007, 10:27 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/narcotique/cacpanats.jpg

Merry Christmas, retard.

PS- This isn't the photoshop picture game thread.

...BACK TO BUSINESS.

A real monkey in a suit.

samiksha
02-18-2007, 10:30 PM
tee hee hee hee hee. okay, thank you unicorn for laying down the law.

dinosaurateme
02-18-2007, 10:34 PM
http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/recon83/animal-monkey-men-in-black.jpg

k, now find me a picture of someone in really bad, obvious drag.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-18-2007, 10:37 PM
I'm all about the law.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/narcotique/10414814-M.jpg

Fat David Bowie impersonator.

SubBass49
02-19-2007, 07:23 AM
(shudders)

SubBass49
02-19-2007, 07:26 AM
Fat David Bowie impersonator...and you said my cactus wearing liederhosen was hard to find!

echolalia
02-19-2007, 07:26 AM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e63/Rosie1186/drag-queen-folsom-street-2.jpg

dinosaurateme
02-19-2007, 05:23 PM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e63/Rosie1186/drag-queen-folsom-street-2.jpg

this isn't the post your picture thread.

SubBass49
02-19-2007, 05:53 PM
and that looks NOTHIng like Bowie...

samiksha
02-19-2007, 06:35 PM
i think he was still going for the very obvious drag photo.

Molecule
02-19-2007, 06:41 PM
does this qualify?
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i252/jscalzo22/halloween06.jpg

Molecule
02-19-2007, 06:43 PM
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/ViolenceInTheMedia/PA280127.jpg
Found it!
Show me a surfing nun.

rideincircles
02-19-2007, 06:59 PM
http://www.palmavenuegallery.com/frank_whipple/nun-surfingTH.jpg

shom me a politician smokin pot!

smellysocks
02-19-2007, 07:42 PM
http://ljin.psp-swiss.com/images/bush_weed.jpg

i keep getting pictures of politicians smoking

-a picture of Billy Corgan with hair

dinosaurateme
02-19-2007, 08:20 PM
http://www.my-mistake.net/infinitepics/billy/billy411.jpg

find me a picture of a flamboyant gay guy doing the splits

Californicator
02-19-2007, 09:46 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/dt420/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme-006.jpg It's actually Jean Claude Van Damme...but he's most likely gay.

I wan't a picture of a black Jesus Christ.

randy ricochet
02-20-2007, 06:03 AM
Awooga!

All That I Am
02-20-2007, 07:22 AM
http://donpedro.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/superfreak.jpg

Ohhh Jesus Christ, I thought you said Superman.
my bad

gaypalmsprings
02-20-2007, 07:27 AM
http://www.imagesjournal.com/issue10/reviews/blackjesus/pic.jpg

dinosaurateme
02-20-2007, 12:20 PM
http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/photos/black_jesus.gif

ok now find me a picture of a two legged dog

TomAz
02-20-2007, 12:22 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40052000/jpg/_40052338_faith_203_scopfeatures.jpg

i would like a picture of daft punk electocuting themselves.

randy ricochet
02-20-2007, 12:31 PM
How do you upload a picture?...when i try it puts it on as a thumbnail. Can somebody please explain

dinosaurateme
02-20-2007, 12:33 PM
How do you upload a picture?...when i try it puts it on as a thumbnail. Can somebody please explain

get the link of the picture and then theres that icon in the tool bar to put a picture in. it looks like some mountains and a sun.

kimery08
02-20-2007, 12:34 PM
your tool bar is better than mine.

dinosaurateme
02-20-2007, 12:35 PM
http://www.fusedmagazine.com/Assets/Files/Misc/Daft-Punk1024.jpg

this looks like them electrocuting themselves.

now find me the ugliest picture of britney spears that you can find.

randy ricochet
02-20-2007, 12:39 PM
like this?....some lego Daft Punkstershttp://zachd.com/kubricks/daft%20punk.jpg

TomAz
02-20-2007, 12:46 PM
http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/55/IMG_522455/475x0/_0915/TZ200915010503941.jpg

I would like a picture of the bags under Yablo's eyes.

dinosaurateme
02-20-2007, 12:57 PM
I would like a picture of the bags under Yablo's eyes.

Why are you picking shit that is impossible to find on google image search?
Unless yablo himself volunteers a photo of the bags under his eyes, i dont think anyone can do this.

TomAz
02-20-2007, 01:04 PM
aha. therein lies the rub. Googling is easy. I like to make things a challenge. Kiddo.

but here's a clue

Yablo has, in fact, posted pictures of the bags under his eyes on the Coachella message board.

TomAz
02-20-2007, 01:08 PM
OK, never mind, get me a picture of the Eiffel Tower. sheesh.

kimery08
02-20-2007, 01:09 PM
im very disappointed.

randy ricochet
02-20-2007, 01:11 PM
http://hem.passagen.se/alphaz2/blackpool-tower.jpg

Hannahrain
02-20-2007, 01:15 PM
im very disappointed.

kimery, i almost forgot.

http://www.diamond-house.com/background/ri9025.jpeg

it's only a CZ i'm afraid. but one of these days, i'm going to be able to give you everything you deserve. and plenty that you don't.

kimery08
02-20-2007, 01:16 PM
i believe you. if we do decide to up the anty and do the diamond thing, they must be conflict free.

Hannahrain
02-20-2007, 01:18 PM
of course. that's a bitchfight-free CZ, by the way.

mozabilly54
02-20-2007, 03:50 PM
OK, never mind, get me a picture of the Eiffel Tower. sheesh.

http://shenghuonet.com/phpBB2/albums/userpics/11000/effil%20tower2%20copy.jpg

I want a picture of a kid playing "star wars" with another kid. They have to be dressed up and with light sabers.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-20-2007, 04:11 PM
http://www.shagadelica.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/star-wars.jpg

I want a picture of a cat with one ear.

i_like_cake530
02-20-2007, 06:12 PM
http://www.shagadelica.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/star-wars.jpg

I want a picture of a cat with one ear.

http://beehive.thisislincolnshire.co.uk/default.asp?WCI=DisplayImage&ImgID=56780


i want a picture of coachella's first ever line up

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-20-2007, 06:38 PM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/coa.jpg


I want a picture of someone juggling monkeys. No apes, monkeys, I have to have monkeys...

SubBass49
02-20-2007, 07:44 PM
How about a lion juggling a monkey?

http://www.brucevanpatter.com/bvp_images/mahcoop2images/mahcoop2-10.jpg

Hmmm...bring me a picture of a catalog for rednecks...

blakely
02-20-2007, 08:34 PM
http://files.uzitalk.com/reference/literature/magazines/Guns%20and%20Ammo%201984%20March/Guns%20and%20Ammo%201984%20March.jpg

now show me a man with absolutely no shame......

SubBass49
02-20-2007, 08:35 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/commentary/slant/2001/05/dubya.jpg

Show me a tap-dancing freak (as in freak show freak)

-- J

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-20-2007, 08:41 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/commentary/slant/2001/05/dubya.jpg

Show me a tap-dancing freak (as in freak show freak)

-- J

That was too obvious, bud. Here's my take on a man with no shame!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/gary.jpg

blakely
02-20-2007, 08:42 PM
WORD

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/tap%20condoleezza%20rice.jpg


now show me a picture of connor oburst* smiling

blakely
02-20-2007, 08:47 PM
WAIT that was too easy.....


how about a politician in bed with another man (especially another politician)

SubBass49
02-20-2007, 08:49 PM
Am I the only one that thinks Condoleeza Rice looks like a cartoon Cobra?

dinosaurateme
02-20-2007, 11:05 PM
http://www.kasandra.org/cromitos/guerra_osamageo_bin.jpg

k. Find me a picture of someone using one of those huge ass early late 80s early 90s cell phones. And i'm not talking nokia..i mean the brick phones.

bmack86
02-20-2007, 11:08 PM
http://www.37signals.com/svn/images/old_cellphone.jpg
I want a picture of an ice skating squirrel

dinosaurateme
02-21-2007, 12:08 AM
http://frogsonice.com/skateweb/pictures/clipart/squirrel.gif

that's all i could find. Apparently squirrels are only into water skiing, and not ice skating. go figure.

anyway, find me a picture of george bush making a silly face.

bmack86
02-21-2007, 12:17 AM
http://www.madison.com/images/articles/mad/2006/05/04/27673_thumb.jpg
I want a picture of an Elvis impersonator overseeing a wedding

Mr.Nipples
02-21-2007, 12:21 AM
I'm all about the law.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/narcotique/10414814-M.jpg

Fat David Bowie impersonator.


is that eddie izzard?

vicorintian
02-21-2007, 08:50 AM
http://www.circuscircus.com/images/slideshow/wed-pic4.jpg

gimme a dinosaur with a hat

RienOneTexas
02-21-2007, 09:19 AM
http://www.toadshow.com.au/_dbase_upl/dorothy_cover.jpg

gimme a flux capacitor

randy ricochet
02-21-2007, 09:22 AM
http://www.afrotechmods.com/flux%20capacitor.JPG

I want a picture of Brittney's out of shape snatch!

kimery08
02-21-2007, 09:23 AM
ew!

TomAz
02-21-2007, 09:51 AM
I couldn't find Britney's snatch but I did find this

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j279/Satan_in_Stelettos/3246-Britney-Spears-Cat_w.jpg

Bring my a picture of Hillary Clinton kissing Bill Clinton on the lips. And enjoying it.

kimery08
02-21-2007, 09:51 AM
hahahhahha. what the hell!

Molecule
02-21-2007, 10:04 AM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/babenson500.jpg
Couldn't find one of them kissing, but they look happy in this picture.
Next picture: find me a world leader doing something embarrassing. Difficulty: not George W.

dinosaurateme
02-21-2007, 10:40 AM
http://therealcuba.com/CastroGay.JPG
here's a picture of Fidel Castro looking gay. I guess that could be embarassing, if you're, well, not gay, right?

Anyway, find me a picture of a monkey play with it's dick/balls.

mozabilly54
02-21-2007, 11:04 AM
WORD

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/tap%20condoleezza%20rice.jpg


now show me a picture of connor oburst* smiling

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper290/stills/kz494b37.jpg
OMG a smile from Connor!!!

I want a picture of midgets playing rugby in the mud.

dinosaurateme
02-21-2007, 12:41 PM
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper290/stills/kz494b37.jpg
OMG a smile from Connor!!!

I want a picture of midgets playing rugby in the mud.

ok, that's like 10 posts ago. Start following the rules, asshat.

mozabilly54
02-21-2007, 01:11 PM
ok, that's like 10 posts ago. Start following the rules, asshat.


Do not call me that. It was like 10 posts ago but no one ever answered it. That's why I did.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-21-2007, 01:17 PM
Do not call me that. It was like 10 posts ago but no one ever answered it. That's why I did.

That's probably cause he changed his request in the next post, buttface.

dinosaurateme
02-21-2007, 01:20 PM
That's probably cause he changed his request in the next post, buttface.


haha, buttface.

SubBass49
02-21-2007, 03:06 PM
OK...find a picture of a buttface? That way we can start over...

i_like_cake530
02-21-2007, 03:20 PM
http://bang.esc.net.au/~mapie/buttface.jpg

uhh... how about a picture of a cat and a dog gettin it on

SubBass49
02-21-2007, 03:33 PM
http://www.nyvelocity.com/slideshow/370/humping.jpg

How about a zuchini that looks like a person?

mozabilly54
02-21-2007, 03:38 PM
http://mysisterskitchen.wordpress.com/files/2006/09/homeless-zucchini_640x480.jpg


I want a picture of Prince eating an ice cream cone.

Molecule
02-21-2007, 10:43 PM
Charles, Prince of Wales, smells before tasting some Brooke's Dairy Ice Cream during his visit to the Brockweir and Hewelsfield Village Shop, Gloucestershire, 20 December 2004.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/princeicecream.jpg
Close as I could get, and I tried hard!
Now find me a member of the blue rinse brigade.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-21-2007, 10:54 PM
I didn't think anyone would get that last one.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Are_you_being_served.jpg


I would like a picture of a black girl with no ass whatsoever.

fatbastard
02-21-2007, 11:11 PM
I would like a picture of a black girl with no ass whatsoever.

http://www.drlefkovits.com/images/bbf_03_pre1.jpg

I could not be more embarrassed.

I would like someone to post a picture of a delicious dessert.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 12:11 AM
http://www.where.ca/dynimages/pbbrowniedessert.jpg

i would like a picture of someone eating a footlong hotdog

Cpt. Funkaho
02-22-2007, 12:51 AM
http://www.vintageip.com/hotdog/homeplatejon.jpg

I would like a picture of a monkey wearing a crown.

blakely
02-22-2007, 01:10 AM
http://homepage.mac.com/akitzmil/iblog/C119883728/E20060102140838/Media/chimp_king.jpg



OK..... i would like a picture of an obese person doing yoga...

: )

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 01:19 AM
http://www.sallypugh.org/Images/ChandrasanaLarge.jpg

REALLY hairy ass, please.

blakely
02-22-2007, 01:24 AM
http://wbab.com/images/morningshow/hairyass.jpg



thats about as bad as it gets.......

i want a picture of the MOST ironic thing that has ever happened

randy ricochet
02-22-2007, 04:16 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40163000/jpg/_40163464_reeve_wife_220ap.jpg

Now post me a picture of wonderwoman doing the splits!

Molecule
02-22-2007, 08:59 AM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/wonderwoman.jpg
Ok, so she isn't as flexible as Van Damme. She old, give her a break!
OK, now show me a picture of the ugliest sea creature ever.

invisiblerobots
02-22-2007, 09:53 AM
http://www.zeitgeistvideos.org/graphics/normanStills/speedo.jpg

OK, show me a gay superhero.

Hannahrain
02-22-2007, 09:56 AM
http://www.the-frat-pack.com/images/news/ambiguously-gay-duo.jpg

show me a bald man in a dress eating an ice cream cone

blakely
02-22-2007, 01:29 PM
ok, so he isnt entirely bald and thats probably not a dress, but it COULD very well be a blouse..... i mean come on, look at the colors on it.....

http://static.flickr.com/75/207561933_ff947c7ac7_m.jpg

so, if thats exceptable, then i want a rock and roll star being doing the lamest thing you can find......

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 01:35 PM
Here's Henry Rollins pretending to be a geezer.

http://artvoice.com/issues/v4n42/music/henry_rollins/henry_rollins_image

I would like a picture of a more hideous sea creature than the one before. It has to be a purely water-dwelling being.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 01:40 PM
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2003-12/10801670.jpg

k now find me a picture of a gross anorexic girl.

blakely
02-22-2007, 01:41 PM
if this poor bastard wasn't already dead i'm sure he'd be begging you to kill him.....

http://www.oceanlab.abdn.ac.uk/gallery/images/dave2.jpg

i would like a ninja turtle getting down (sexually, of course)

Hannahrain
02-22-2007, 01:44 PM
k now find me a picture of a gross anorexic girl.

http://www.rawtimes.com/jrellis/anorexia.jpg



i want a pie chart that shows negative results of some kind.

blakely
02-22-2007, 01:51 PM
this, ladies and gentlemen, is our atmosphere.....

http://www.cel-f-solar.com/images/pie-chart.jpg


i would like an otter looking really fuckin' evil.....

Molecule
02-22-2007, 01:59 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/ottersmilezoo.jpg
I didn't photoshop it, I found it this way.
Find me a flower that looks like it belongs on another planet.

Hannahrain
02-22-2007, 02:02 PM
the corpse flower.

http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/images/corpseflower.jpg


i want a picture of someone in a toga using a computer.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 02:03 PM
http://www.pvv.org/~bct/brasil/images/DSC02118Pantanal1GanskePenMenSkummelPlante.JPG

k find me a piture of someone with a broken bone without a cast on it.

blakely
02-22-2007, 02:03 PM
http://sps.k12.ar.us/massengale/images/arkive_rafflesia.jpg


i would like a smiling guy with a gun behind his back....

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 02:06 PM
Hannahrain posted first, so "Someone in a toga using a computer" it is.

I'm not implying that I'm going to do it. I'm just clearing it up.

blakely
02-22-2007, 02:10 PM
that wasn't easy.....

http://usuarios.lycos.es/grammaticus/llerena/computer.gif


somebody smiling with a gun behind their back please....

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 02:15 PM
Okay so it's not behind his back and you didn't specify the gun so it's a water gun but he is smiling!
http://hometown.aol.com/metrapicnic/images/guy-w-gun.jpg
Now give me an oompa loompa riding a bike.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:15 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/togalaptop.jpg
I want a picture of someone parachuting with a beer in their hand.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:16 PM
Damn you are all too quick!

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:17 PM
oompa loompa on a bike.... hmmm

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 02:18 PM
Damn you are all too quick!

Yeah, it's getting intense. I like your hot dog..dog.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:19 PM
Thanks, I dream of the day I can own a dog and torture it with stupid costumes.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 02:20 PM
Thanks, I dream of the day I can own a dog and torture it with stupid costumes.

Why can't that day be this week?

Dinsoaurateme and I once went to this dauchshund ralley called "Hallo-Weiner" it was like an acid trip.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 02:22 PM
Why can't that day be this week?

Dinsoaurateme and I once went to this dauchshund ralley called "Hallo-Weiner" it was like an acid trip.

and the dogs were dressed up. i think there was even a dinosaur

invisiblerobots
02-22-2007, 02:23 PM
and the dogs were dressed up. i think there was even a dinosaur

Like this? (http://www.dachshundrescueofhouston.org/Halloweiner2006.htm)

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 02:24 PM
okay okay! give me my oompa loompa on a bike!

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:24 PM
OMFG! A wiener dog rally? That sounds like a little slice of heaven. I love the parades, my dream costume is the little cowboy outfit with leather chaps and a little hat.
And I can't have a dog because I live in a condo and dogs deserve a backyard.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 02:25 PM
okay okay! give me my oompa loompa on a bike!


stfu vegas emo guy.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:26 PM
I am looking... but that is a tall charge there. Oompa loompa NEXT to a bike, sure. But their legs are too short to ride one. So far.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 02:27 PM
Like this? (http://www.dachshundrescueofhouston.org/Halloweiner2006.htm)

Exactly like that.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:28 PM
Exactly like that.
Exactly like the dreams I have each night, you mean.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 02:31 PM
Since you danced around the gun picture, i'm dancing around the oompa loompa picture because i don't like you.

Oompa loompas are short and little. and so is this thing on the bike.

http://www.medlook.net/imageurl/bike-kid.jpg

now find me a picture of someone with a broken bone without a cast covering it.

PS-for now on, this shit is unacceptable. Post the exact picture of what the previous poster wants. Not some bullshit thing thats almost like it.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 02:33 PM
OMFG! A wiener dog rally? That sounds like a little slice of heaven. I love the parades, my dream costume is the little cowboy outfit with leather chaps and a little hat.
And I can't have a dog because I live in a condo and dogs deserve a backyard.

My mother and I have both been obsessed with dogs since childhood. After reading atleast 1,000 dog books between the two of us, and attending a series of dog-related events we've concluded that dogs don't need a back yard. Dogs need to be taken for walks. If you just let them loose in the yard, they don't get to register any new information (sights, smells etc.) so it's really no different than keeping them indoors. If you have the time to walk, and train a dog, I'd say go for it.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:34 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/compoundFracture.jpg
Find me a cake that is 15 tall. (Or higher. That's ok, too)

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-22-2007, 02:34 PM
Since you danced around the gun picture, i'm dancing around the oompa loompa picture because i don't like you.

Oompa loompas are short and little. and so is this thing on the bike.

http://www.medlook.net/imageurl/bike-kid.jpg

now find me a picture of someone with a broken bone without a cast covering it.

PS-for now on, this shit is unacceptable. Post the exact picture of what the previous poster wants. Not some bullshit thing thats almost like it.


Seconded.

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 02:35 PM
stfu vegas emo guy.

I'm not a guy, I'm not emo. I'm a girl and I'm Rockabilly.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:36 PM
My mother and I have both been obsessed with dogs since childhood. After reading atleast 1,000 dog books between the two of us, and attending a series of dog-related events we've concluded that dogs don't need a back yard. Dogs need to be taken for walks. If you just let them loose in the yard, they don't get to register any new information (sights, smells etc.) so it's really no different than keeping them indoors. If you have the time to walk, and train a dog, I'd say go for it.
I don't know... I grew up on a farm, and it seems mean to keep animals caged. I am thinking if I do get one, it would be an older dog whose previous owner had died. I have checked the rescue-wiener places and there seems to be a lot of dogs in that category.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 02:36 PM
http://www.creatableinflatables.com/images/anniver/inflatable_shamu_cake_rev2.JPG

find me a picture of a baby giraffe, plz.

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 02:40 PM
http://www.nycnvc.org/mom%20kissing%20baby%20giraffe.jpg

I want a bunch of old cell phones in a pile.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:40 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/baby.png
Find me trap-door spider eating something.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:40 PM
Damn, too slow again! Cell phones it is.

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 02:42 PM
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/TECH/ptech/10/31/sprj.ws.cellphone.garbage.ap/story.cellphone.trash.ap.jpg

find me a picture of a herd of midgets

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:42 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/6337633_464bf6ef02.jpg
Trap door spider!

kimery08
02-22-2007, 02:45 PM
hahahaha

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 02:45 PM
http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/mightymidgets_1.jpg
http://www.prisonpotpourri.com/INFOandNEWS2/trap-door%20spider.jpg

I want a red flying car.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:49 PM
Thanks, I was getting depressed at my slowness.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:52 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f118/improvmaniac/skycar_i-1_B_L.jpg
I want 20 people or more doing handstands.

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 02:55 PM
1072 people!
http://www2.indystar.com/library/factfiles/news/2005/img/handstands.jpg

samiksha
02-22-2007, 02:55 PM
moza, make a request.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 02:56 PM
1072 people!
http://www2.indystar.com/library/factfiles/news/2005/img/handstands.jpg
Excellent...

Molecule
02-22-2007, 03:00 PM
What shall we search for?

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 03:01 PM
moza, make a request.

oops! Forgot. uhm..........Find me a reporter with a bad hair day.

kreutz2112
02-22-2007, 03:17 PM
http://www.mediabum.com/images/Bad_Hair_Day_5.jpg


...woops I thought you said recorder.

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 03:19 PM
...woops I thought you said recorder.

Good enough but what do we search for?

blakely
02-22-2007, 03:32 PM
find me an octopus eating someone

kreutz2112
02-22-2007, 03:34 PM
Good enough but what do we search for?

a windows and apple icon somehow mixed together.

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 03:36 PM
find me an octopus eating someone

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT065/UND063.jpg It's eating crabs.


a windows and apple icon somehow mixed together.

http://static.flickr.com/26/102472423_43d5bcf1da_m.jpg

I want a picture of kids in a sweat shop.

blakely
02-22-2007, 03:39 PM
http://www.catholicherald.com/images/04images/Bible%20Camp%202.jpg


i want a picture of a handicapped person extremely pissed off.....

samiksha
02-22-2007, 03:40 PM
how is that even CLOSE to kids in a sweatshop?

blakely
02-22-2007, 03:42 PM
theyre at bible camp.....


think about it.....

kreutz2112
02-22-2007, 03:42 PM
http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/al_gore_rantin.jpg

I want a picture of used toilet paper...doesnt matter what its been used for.

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 03:43 PM
I want a picture of used toilet paper...doesnt matter what its been used for.

That's so gross.

kreutz2112
02-22-2007, 03:45 PM
That's so gross.

it could have been used to wipe sweat off of a forehead...it doesnt have to have been used for wiping an ass.

samiksha
02-22-2007, 03:47 PM
could post a pic of a TPed house.... too easy...

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 03:48 PM
it could have been used to wipe sweat off of a forehead...it doesnt have to have been used for wiping an ass.

http://www.websterschools.org/classrooms/prentice/hol3.jpg

they used it for something!
I want a wedding dress made out of toilet paper.

kreutz2112
02-22-2007, 03:49 PM
could post a pic of a TPed house.... too easy...

Yes, that would be acceptable.

Moz, you have a sick sick mind...JK:)

blakely
02-22-2007, 03:49 PM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/568712/2/istockphoto_568712_toilet_roll.jpg



hmmm, i would like to see somebody lighting a joint with a hundred dollar bill...

i_like_cake530
02-22-2007, 03:52 PM
http://www.catholicherald.com/images/04images/Bible%20Camp%202.jpg


i want a picture of a handicapped person extremely pissed off.....

thats the exact opposite of a sweat shop

blakely
02-22-2007, 03:53 PM
thats the exact opposite of a sweat shop

im guessing your christian....

i_like_cake530
02-22-2007, 03:56 PM
i am, but that has nothing to do with the fact that a church camp isnt a sweat shop

mozabilly54
02-22-2007, 03:58 PM
BACK ON TRACK!

Find me a wedding dress made out of toilet paper.

blakely
02-22-2007, 04:02 PM
i am, but that has nothing to do with the fact that a church camp isnt a sweat shop

i beg to differ.....


have you ever seen "Jesus Camp"???

blakely
02-22-2007, 04:10 PM
anyway......

http://www.aprille.org/images/shower_pics/ICshwr016.jpg


show me a picture of a terrible record being burned....

Molecule
02-22-2007, 04:10 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/adress.jpg
I hope it's your size!
I wanna see a manatee smiling.

Molecule
02-22-2007, 04:11 PM
Damnit to hell!111!

i_like_cake530
02-22-2007, 04:12 PM
http://www.funkman.org/innerjourney/journeys/energy/manatee1.jpg
a chick with ridiculously too much facial hair

Molecule
02-22-2007, 04:15 PM
I think blakely beat me to it, hence the damnit.
Still looking for records...

blakely
02-22-2007, 04:17 PM
I think blakely beat me to it, hence the damnit.
Still looking for records...




no worries, yours is prettier anyway....

Molecule
02-22-2007, 04:19 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Molecule56/365487519_63748b6a59.jpg
Hungarian rock opera. Doubtful it was any good.
I want to see a sea of pompadours.

blakely
02-22-2007, 04:35 PM
best i could do.....


http://www.narrenzunft-horb.de/archiv/fasnet03/rest03/donnerstag%2014.jpg



i want to see a hotel made exclusively for hookers........

Molecule
02-22-2007, 04:42 PM
best i could do.....


http://www.narrenzunft-horb.de/archiv/fasnet03/rest03/donnerstag%2014.jpg



i want to see a hotel made exclusively for hookers........

Awesome, better than I had imagined.

blakely
02-22-2007, 04:56 PM
Awesome, better than I had imagined.



you wouldnt believe how hard it was to find 7 elvis impersonators outside my house at 5 in the evening

dinosaurateme
02-23-2007, 02:34 AM
best i could do.....



i want to see a hotel made exclusively for hookers........

THANKS. me and unicorn just spent like 3 hours looking at whore houses in vegas.

I EVEN INQUIRED ABOUT A JOB.

dinosaurateme
02-23-2007, 02:37 AM
and here's your hooker hotel

http://www.nevada.edu/~dwain/ChRanch1.jpg

now find me a picture of david the knome looking hot.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-23-2007, 02:42 AM
http://www.animezvous.com/data/clips/images/goya_david_gnome.jpg

I would like a picture of an exotic animal in the act of throwing up. (ie- cheetah, zegra, capybara)

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-23-2007, 02:43 AM
Zegras and knomes are always hot.

SheriNOIR
02-23-2007, 03:32 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c184/rocksdead2003/funny-dog-throwing-up-picture.jpg

It's a dog I think. Close enough ?
If it is I'd like a cup of tea with two sugars please.
A real one is preferred but a piccy will do..

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 07:15 AM
I can't find a cup of tea with two sugar packets but i found one with two tea packets! and i searched hard too!
http://satorka.wz.cz/cup%20of%20tea%20pro%20karolinku%20mala.jpg

I want a monster truck crushing cars.

randy ricochet
02-23-2007, 08:17 AM
http://www.gift-heaven.com/images/monste3.jpg

I want a picture of 'The Hoff'

jimbojones
02-23-2007, 08:20 AM
http://www.artofeurope.com/news/hasselhoff.jpg

a picture of a celebrity picking his/her nose

randy ricochet
02-23-2007, 08:26 AM
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/queen_2Dnose_2Dpick.jpg

a shelby mustang

kreutz2112
02-23-2007, 08:40 AM
a shelby mustang

http://www.auto-zimmerli.ch/auto-bilder/_derived/Shelby_Mustang_GT_500_E_1967.htm_txt_Ford_Mustang_ Shelby_silber_schwarz_5.gif

I wanna see a shelby mustang on fire.

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 08:40 AM
http://hotrodders.com/gallery/data/500/medium/66_mustang_on_fire.jpg

I want a picture of contestants on the price is right.

randy ricochet
02-23-2007, 08:51 AM
http://gscentral.net/bprice3.JPG

2 sheep shagging

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 08:52 AM
http://gscentral.net/bprice3.JPG

2 sheep shagging

that's not the price is right.

randy ricochet
02-23-2007, 08:54 AM
its the english version

blakely
02-23-2007, 11:24 AM
THANKS. me and unicorn just spent like 3 hours looking at whore houses in vegas.

I EVEN INQUIRED ABOUT A JOB.

lol.....

now thats 3 hours well spent....

blakely
02-23-2007, 11:28 AM
http://www.nature.com/news/2001/010208/images/sheep_200.jpg

i thought id throw this in for good measure as well....

http://www.fotofil.no/Pictures/Images/%C3%B8an0141.jpg

i want a picture of a guy getting kicked in the balls by a little kid...

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 01:57 PM
okay...so i've searched like crazy and i cannot find a picture of a kid kicking a guy in the balls. so i'm starting something else.

find me a picture of a kid kicking down a sand castle.

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 01:59 PM
after the fact. funnier though.

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/194/d/8/Robotnik_Beach_Bully_by_ECWRayzor.jpg

i want a picture of a food that looks like a celebrity.

ayates
02-23-2007, 02:02 PM
http://canon350d.com/photos/corvette.jpg

You can eat a stingray if cooked properly. I want to see adult conjoined twins male and female.

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 02:05 PM
^^^ how is that food that looks like a celebrity?^^^

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 02:09 PM
http://www.phreeque.com/galyon_brothers3.gif

I want someone drinking out of a coconut.

blakely
02-23-2007, 02:18 PM
http://www.hutterites.org/bridge/wp-content/uploads/Taking%20turns%20drinking%20Coconut%20water.jpg

now i want a picture of the stay puffed marsh mellow man looking really pissed....

: )

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-23-2007, 02:50 PM
Ok, for the record- A dog is not an exotic animal. A dog is probably THE least exotic animal in existance.

Also- It's not hard to find a picture of a kid kicking someone in the balls. If you can't find something, give it a day, and let someone else have a go. If it's an absurd request Dino or I will be sure to pipe in.

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-23-2007, 02:57 PM
http://www.novatownhall.com/blog/graphics/gozer.jpg

I wants a picture of a wattle neck turtle with it's neck retracted (atleast for the most part), so it looks like an uncircumsized penis.

NO OTHER TURTLE WILL DO.

beautiful nemesis
02-23-2007, 03:01 PM
Ok, for the record- A dog is not an exotic animal. A dog is probably THE least exotic animal in existance.

Also- It's not hard to find a picture of a kid kicking someone in the balls. If you can't find something, give it a day, and let someone else have a go. If it's an absurd request Dino or I will be sure to pipe in.

okay so to quit any further bitchin' here's one for you:
http://www.steffrocknak.net/balipl1.jpg

blakely
02-23-2007, 03:03 PM
BOOYAH....

http://ip30.eti.uva.nl/BIS/turtles/pictures/p%20steindachneri%20overview.jpg



i want a picture of the ugliest goth girl you can find.....

i deem whether she is ugly enough....

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 03:04 PM
you might also have to deem whether she is female enough.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j143/tracker104/ugly-goth.jpg

i want a picture of an adult in a stroller.

blakely
02-23-2007, 03:08 PM
you might also have to deem whether she is female enough.



you mean "human" enough, right????


im not sleeping tonight........

beautiful nemesis
02-23-2007, 03:08 PM
http://www.asianturtle.org/images/species/Palea_species.jpg

there aren't many pictures of that kind of turtle...


i'd like a picture of Trent Reznor with his lady... preferably kissing

kimery08
02-23-2007, 03:09 PM
you might also have to deem whether she is female enough.


hahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha

blakely
02-23-2007, 03:13 PM
im a terrible person......

but i cant help myself.....




http://mitchell.physics.tamu.edu/News/hawking.jpg



if that counts then show me a women shooting an assault rifle

kimery08
02-23-2007, 03:18 PM
no bueno blakely.

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 03:19 PM
this kid is big enough to be an adult.
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000ITDARI.01-AANFGG9OFY1PA._SCMZZZZZZZ_V41772446_.jpg

blakely
02-23-2007, 03:20 PM
gotcha...

its called The Man Stroller....

http://www.thebigboytoyshow.net/images/stories/man%20stroller.jpg

blakely
02-23-2007, 03:20 PM
this kid is big enough to be an adult.
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000ITDARI.01-AANFGG9OFY1PA._SCMZZZZZZZ_V41772446_.jpg

can he fight in Iraq????

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 03:21 PM
can he fight in Iraq????

probably not but i love that man stroller! awesome.

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 03:23 PM
kimery, we ought to register for those strollers. and some price-is-right models to push them.

mozabilly54
02-23-2007, 03:23 PM
im a terrible person......

but i cant help myself.....



if that counts then show me a women shooting an assault rifle

http://www.state.gov/cms_images/OSAC_178.jpg


I want a bunch of red luggage

blakely
02-23-2007, 03:30 PM
http://www.alamobarter.com/abc/admin/images/Luggage%20Set%20Red.jpg

i was hoping i could find alligator.......



i want twin elderly people playing a game....

blakely
02-23-2007, 03:39 PM
im amending the previous request to simply to elderly twin males.....

the last request was a bit difficult

fatbastard
02-23-2007, 04:27 PM
im amending the previous request to simply to elderly twin males.....

the last request was a bit difficult

Could not find 2 men...will 2 women do?

http://www.sfgate.com/traveler/postcards/browntwins.jpg

I want picture of Cocoa Puffs Cereal.

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 04:34 PM
THOSE ARE THE OLD TWINS I MET YESTERDAY. SNAP.

same jackets even.

they were seated next to me at the cheesecake factory, and they told me they used to do commercials and stuff.

blakely
02-23-2007, 06:13 PM
Could not find 2 men...will 2 women do?


Word.......

blakely
02-23-2007, 06:17 PM
http://cache.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/09/cocoapuffs-sticker.jpg

ok, i want a picture of someone drinking Crystal Clear Pepsi....

Ricker420
02-23-2007, 06:27 PM
man,,thats a tuff one

that stuff is extinct, along with leprechauns, and unicorns

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-23-2007, 06:28 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/narcotique/pepclear.jpg

I'd like a picture of a crab pinching/attacking a child, or a dog.

samiksha
02-23-2007, 06:30 PM
of a crab attacking either a child or a dog or of either a crab or a dog attacking a child?

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-23-2007, 06:39 PM
of a crab attacking either a child or a dog or of either a crab or a dog attacking a child?

variation 1: Crab attacking child.
variation 2: Crab attacking dog.

Ricker420
02-23-2007, 07:07 PM
http://ww2.lafayette.edu/~hollidac/crabpinch.jpg



a screen shot from "todays special" something with Sam Crenshaw in it.

blakely
02-23-2007, 07:57 PM
jesus christ, could you be more obscure?????
here you go.....
this guy is fuckin' creepy...


http://todays-special.schuminweb.com/images/cast/sam.jpg


i want a picture of one of a president who served before 1974 looking like hes having an orgasm....

rampaige
02-23-2007, 08:06 PM
awww...today's special. Brings back memories of my youth. Anyone remember pinwheel?

Sorry, I'm hijacking the thread...

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-23-2007, 08:08 PM
Teddy Roosevelt having an orgasm...


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/teddy.jpg



I know this to be true because I've been told I have the exact same come face!








Okay, find me a celebrity scratching their arse!



edit:that tennis player from the 70s poster doesn't count!

mpg502
02-23-2007, 08:43 PM
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2005/12/hilary_duff_scratch.jpg

find me a picture of einstein playing the violin...

ayates
02-23-2007, 08:44 PM
Jessica Alba

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4206/albajessicaa008big2ox.jpg

Find me a kid smearing peanut butter on their parents face.

gaypalmsprings
02-23-2007, 08:50 PM
http://starbulletin.com/2003/12/27/news/artwild.jpg

blakely
02-23-2007, 08:50 PM
just for good measure


http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/535/jessicaalba01050034xn.jpg

gaypalmsprings
02-23-2007, 08:51 PM
http://www.kiwicelt.com/images/Einsteinviolinok.jpg

ayates
02-23-2007, 08:52 PM
http://fisica.facyt.uc.edu.ve/fisica_mundial/einstein/Einstein/images/EinsteinViolin_jpg.jpg

Find me a picture of Tony Little with short hair.

blakely
02-23-2007, 08:53 PM
i love jessica alba

blakely
02-23-2007, 09:01 PM
this is impossible... tony little is the illegitimate love child of chuck norris and steven segal. And as such, can never grow or lose hair, it simply regenerates like Kirsten Dunst's in Interview with the Vampire.........

loveandtears
02-23-2007, 09:21 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d38/loveandtears/tonyafter.jpg

i found this pic of a fat tony little.... on his website?

i want to see a pic of that dinosaur statue in california....