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SoulDischarge
07-27-2009, 02:08 PM
Please provide verifiable proof that you're not merely a genetic experiment composed out of the refuse swept off the floor of an animal processing plant, Southern Californian plastic surgery clinic leftovers, and expired roach poison, unleashed upon an unsuspecting public by the scientific community to determine if you could assimilate, undetected, into normal society. All you have to do is create a single post displaying some sort of intelligence, creativity, wit, or relevance. You have 24 hours, Frankencretin.

BlackSwan
07-27-2009, 02:12 PM
Is it on? 'Cause it sounds like it is on.

Young blood
07-27-2009, 02:12 PM
PLUR! PAW! LOL!

menikmati
07-27-2009, 02:13 PM
This is an example of trying too hard and over doing it...

amyzzz
07-27-2009, 02:14 PM
At least the overdoing it part is funny.

captncrzy
07-27-2009, 02:36 PM
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/565/0/I_challenge_you_to_a_duel.ashx

Sleepingrock
07-27-2009, 02:37 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2_SQZKe4yoY/SdFZUc3NgGI/AAAAAAAAAxg/MFwaLDrX4iI/s400/normal_internet-seriousbusiness.jpg

miscorrections
07-27-2009, 02:39 PM
Using the same old overplayed image to convey your opinions. Serious business.

BlackSwan
07-27-2009, 02:40 PM
I was thinking that as well, but I like the way misc said it.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-27-2009, 02:41 PM
i can't recollect a post of djAndrews wherein he appeared to be of any sort of annoyance. please enlighten me, SD

sames44
07-27-2009, 02:42 PM
you're joking?

hawkingvsreeve
07-27-2009, 02:42 PM
The "Obama off to a good start" thread is a good place to look.

BlackSwan
07-27-2009, 02:43 PM
i can't recollect a post of djAndrews wherein he appeared to be of any sort of annoyance. please enlighten me, SD

In case you are not joking, this is one...


You enviro-nazis should focus on real pollutants.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-27-2009, 02:44 PM
i think i mostly focused on his adorable top hat avatar

...and i've mostly stayed out of the political threads on here so far (seems i made a good choice with that)

Sleepingrock
07-27-2009, 02:46 PM
Using the same old overplayed image to convey your opinions. Serious business.

Iknowrite?

Young blood
07-27-2009, 02:48 PM
The constant PM's for gay sexual encounters are a real treat.

humanoid
07-27-2009, 02:50 PM
There is a 24 Hour deadline posted here. What are the official consequences if said deadline is not met?

SoulDischarge
07-27-2009, 03:02 PM
I'll report him to the FBI for medical experimentation.

amyzzz
07-27-2009, 03:15 PM
We can all put him on ignore so it'd be like he isn't even here.

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 03:27 PM
My own thread, this just made my day.

Thankyou Soul(vaginal)Discharge.

frazzles
07-27-2009, 03:29 PM
lulz, vaginal discharge

WIT!

amyzzz
07-27-2009, 03:32 PM
http://www.blakeneymanor.com/images/carryon/shock.jpg

Aurgasm
07-27-2009, 03:35 PM
what's with the bears of the site these days? SD and Salah are on a rampage making threads about indivduals; threads that fail miserably...

TommyboyUNM
07-27-2009, 03:36 PM
My own thread, this just made my day.

Thankyou Soul(vaginal)Discharge.

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, you!

Vaginal Discharge. That's great. :rotfl

Your wit knows no bounds.



Edit: You have about 22 hours and 30 minutes. Keep trying.

SoulDischarge
07-27-2009, 03:42 PM
what's with the bears of the site these days? SD and Salah are on a rampage making threads about indivduals; threads that fail miserably...

We go through a very painful annual molting process towards the end of July. In a couple of days you'll notice thick patches of hairy, rotting flesh scattered around the Pretty Girls In Bands thread. We recommend you keep a distance of at least seven yards from these at all times.

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 03:44 PM
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, you!

Vaginal Discharge. That's great. :rotfl

Your wit knows no bounds.



Edit: You have about 22 hours and 30 minutes. Keep trying.

Oh noes, tommy is waiting for a better response, i better come up with a whitty ambiguously gay comment quickly to please you.

Aurgasm
07-27-2009, 03:44 PM
:nono

i love how the internet brings the inner douche out of all of us. espescially you tommy. you're like a bored frat boy on here.


Keep it coming. Lets see how many people you can 'own', whatever the fuck that means. lol 8^)

sbessiso
07-27-2009, 03:45 PM
What's wrong with Andrew? He's not nearly the e-tard forza is

MissingPerson
07-27-2009, 03:45 PM
I wish you and Hannahrain would have some sort of freaky internet baby, SoulDischarge. They'd be the greatest message board user in the world.

Hungry Bear
07-27-2009, 03:45 PM
Did someone say bear? Who is feeling fat and fabulous in here?

marooko
07-27-2009, 03:47 PM
FUCK YOU

Aurgasm
07-27-2009, 03:47 PM
What's wrong with Andrew? He's not nearly the e-tard forza is

true... i'm a fucking e-tarded cunt. i just cant help it.

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 03:49 PM
:nono

i love how the internet brings the inner douche out of all of us. espescially you tommy. you're like a bored frat boy on here.


Keep it coming. Lets see how many people you can 'own', whatever the fuck that means. lol 8^)

Seriously, i remember him being the 5th coolest gay guy at paw.

chairmenmeow47
07-27-2009, 03:52 PM
Did someone say bear? Who is feeling fat and fabulous in here?

you've been lurking for a month just WAITING for this opportunity, eh?

pancakespancakes
07-27-2009, 03:52 PM
MissingPerson won this thread.

This is making for some great summertime reading material though, please continue everyone.

sbessiso
07-27-2009, 03:53 PM
true... i'm a fucking e-tarded cunt. i just cant help it.

I dont know about cunt but im glad you're not denying it. It would be like me saying I hated the killers and loved vagina

BlackSwan
07-27-2009, 03:55 PM
true... i'm a fucking e-tarded cunt. i just cant help it.

This proves your case...



http://www.politeinpublic.com/photos/20090626_PLT01/pip_20090626_PLT01_0268.jpg

DRcube
07-27-2009, 03:58 PM
http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad35/Squishy-Beaver/MichaelJacksonPopcorn.gif

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 03:58 PM
This proves your case...

That actually doesnt prove that he is an etard. First, he wasnt on E yet. Secondly, he is doublefisting beer. Finally, THIS IS MY FUCKING THREAD.

sbessiso
07-27-2009, 04:00 PM
I'm so sorry Andrew, it's just my forza thread didn't heat up....

chairmenmeow47
07-27-2009, 04:00 PM
BlackSwan, in andrew's thread, there is no proving of cases but rather the disproving of statements not backed by anything whatsoever. remember, it's our job to prove people wrong, not their job to prove themselves right.

Aurgasm
07-27-2009, 04:02 PM
^what can I say? I was there... they snapped a photo, I look retarded. Is this some big revelation or something, BS? Wasnt I the one who posted that? y'all take yourselves too seriously. You're not gonna piss me off by calling me an e-tard or reposting ridiculous photos that I shared with you. fucking grow a pair and meet me up, I'm not that bad. lol

jackstraw94086
07-27-2009, 04:02 PM
It's everybody's job here to stop breathing oxygen.

BlackSwan
07-27-2009, 04:04 PM
BlackSwan, in andrew's thread, there is no proving of cases but rather the disproving of statements not backed by anything whatsoever. remember, it's our job to prove people wrong, not their job to prove themselves right.

Ah I see, but in this case he is wrong by being right.

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 04:04 PM
I'm so sorry Andrew, it's just my forza thread didn't heat up....

lol its ok salah sorry about the forza thread.

Aurgasm
07-27-2009, 04:07 PM
It's everybody's job here to stop breathing oxygen.

:thu face... blue...

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 04:07 PM
What's wrong with Andrew? He's not nearly the e-tard forza is

You apparently didnt hang out with me enough at coachella.

BlackSwan
07-27-2009, 04:18 PM
^what can I say? I was there... they snapped a photo, I look retarded. Is this some big revelation or something, BS? Wasnt I the one who posted that? y'all take yourselves too seriously. You're not gonna piss me off by calling me an e-tard or reposting ridiculous photos that I shared with you. fucking grow a pair and meet me up, I'm not that bad. lol

Apparently I am going to make type a lil' paragraph about it, though. So let me get this straight, you are interested in meeting me and my balls?

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 04:26 PM
Apparently I am going to make type a lil' paragraph about it, though. So let me get this straight, you are interested in meeting me and my balls?

That only pertains to you if you have balls, which we are all aware isnt the case.

Aurgasm
07-27-2009, 04:31 PM
Apparently I am going to make type a lil' paragraph about it, though. So let me get this straight, you are interested in meeting me and my balls?

sure man, fever ray. i'd advise keeping your balls to yourself though.

BlackSwan
07-27-2009, 04:39 PM
At least the focus of this thread has switched to a duo far superior to djandrews.

JebusLives
07-27-2009, 04:41 PM
I wish you and Hannahrain would have some sort of freaky internet baby, SoulDischarge. They'd be the greatest message board user in the world.

they're my favorites too! That and your pretty green self.

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 04:43 PM
At least the focus of this thread has switched to a duo far superior to djandrews.

So the focus switched from the duo of me to your non existant balls? I wonder if you look as stupid as you are.

captncrzy
07-27-2009, 04:43 PM
http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad35/Squishy-Beaver/MichaelJacksonPopcorn.gif

You win

BlackSwan
07-27-2009, 04:55 PM
So the focus switched from the duo of me to your non existant balls? I wonder if you look as stupid as you are.

http://www.abcteach.com/directory/reading_comprehension/

TommyboyUNM
07-27-2009, 05:04 PM
So the focus switched from the duo of me to your non existant balls? I wonder if you look as stupid as you are.

I understood him just fine.

faxman75
07-27-2009, 05:18 PM
Did someone say bear? Who is feeling fat and fabulous in here?


Did you say fabulous bear?





































Hiiii!

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff98/faxman75/Colorado%202009/20090705_113-1.jpg

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 06:04 PM
I understood him just fine.

You two have so much in common, maybe he has a hairy chest too.

SoulDischarge
07-27-2009, 06:09 PM
http://topekansforjustice.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/clock_ticking.jpg

Aurgasm
07-27-2009, 06:12 PM
where's Feather and her PLURpolice when they are needed?

SD, I've not seen anything out of you that proves that you're not a man gobbling quasimoto. I mean, you may get a chubby with your online intellect and cutting remarks, but... you're a fucking slob dude.

I'd still have a beer with you though, bc I bet you're a pretty cool guy in person. lol cheers!

SoulDischarge
07-27-2009, 06:20 PM
man gobbling quasimoto

Title, please?

Blinken
07-27-2009, 06:21 PM
You have to PM Dani

Aurgasm
07-27-2009, 06:23 PM
Title, please?

:lool

pancakespancakes
07-27-2009, 06:26 PM
where's Feather and her PLURpolice when they are needed?

SD, I've not seen anything out of you that proves that you're not a man gobbling quasimoto. I mean, you may get a chubby with your online intellect and cutting remarks, but... you're a fucking slob dude.

I'd still have a beer with you though, bc I bet you're a pretty cool guy in person. lol cheers!

Jesus christ.

Wheres the beef?
07-27-2009, 06:32 PM
So I just stumbled across this trainwreck of a thread.

I like Andrew. And I've actually hung out with him. That is more than most of you can say. I don't know what the deal is but I have a feeling it has alot to do with people taking this place too seriously. Lighten up.

When did Mark become so comfortable with his homosexuality?

And I see that forza has hijacked another thread. :rolleyes You can't always be the center of attention, Matt.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-27-2009, 06:34 PM
And I see that forza has hijacked another thread. :rolleyes You can't always be the center of attention, Matt.

he's pretty good at it though

SoulDischarge
07-27-2009, 06:34 PM
If you're not going to have fun at my party, stop drinking my booze.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-27-2009, 06:36 PM
i'm already drunk

Wheres the beef?
07-27-2009, 06:40 PM
If you're not going to have fun at my party, stop drinking my booze.

I guess you're gonna have to call the cops. ;)

MissingPerson
07-27-2009, 06:40 PM
i'm already drunk


Ditto.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-27-2009, 06:45 PM
Ditto.

let's go find a bedroom upstairs

miscorrections
07-27-2009, 06:46 PM
Gross.

Wheres the beef?
07-27-2009, 06:48 PM
Barf.

garrett222
07-27-2009, 06:51 PM
Oh noes, tommy is waiting for a better response, i better come up with a whitty ambiguously gay comment quickly to please you.

did i miss something.. does tommy prefer boys to girls?

i mean, he does dance like a girl...but...

BROKENDOLL
07-27-2009, 06:53 PM
what's with the bears of the site these days? SD and Salah are on a rampage making threads about indivduals; threads that fail miserably...
I'm guessing the last bit of any drug residue leftover from Coachella has finally worn off, not sure...


We go through a very painful annual molting process towards the end of July. In a couple of days you'll notice thick patches of hairy, rotting flesh scattered around the Pretty Girls In Bands thread. We recommend you keep a distance of at least seven yards from these at all times.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/TheMolting.jpg
Coming to a Message Board Near You! Actually, SD is half right. It's not really a molting as much as the thinning of a herd. Only the tough survive, and out of those survivors, I'll say 50% are LIKE SHEEP and simply follow whatever way the herd is headed, and the other 50% are talking BULL shit and "moooving" along from thread to thread.


:nono
i love how the internet brings the inner douche out of all of us. espescially you tommy. you're like a bored frat boy on here.
Keep it coming. Lets see how many people you can 'own', whatever the fuck that means. lol 8^)
You meant "Board Frat Boy," right? And, seriously,,,WTF does "own" really mean on the internet?:rolleyes

JebusLives
07-27-2009, 06:54 PM
Also drunk. Also gross.

MissingPerson
07-27-2009, 06:55 PM
I'm about fourteen years too old for cybering, and I'm twenty three.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-27-2009, 06:59 PM
this party is full of squares

i'm going to find SD's parents' bedroom and jerk off to his old family photos

Wheres the beef?
07-27-2009, 06:59 PM
I'm about fourteen years too old for cybering, and I'm twenty three.

You can only cyber on AOL.

MissingPerson
07-27-2009, 07:00 PM
Obligatory Chris Hansen Visual Gag.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-27-2009, 07:00 PM
im liking where this thread is going

Wheres the beef?
07-27-2009, 07:01 PM
You meant "Board Frat Boy," right? And, seriously,,,WTF does "own" really mean on the internet?:rolleyes

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Owned NSFW

faxman75
07-27-2009, 07:05 PM
Hi Ryan ;)

humanoid
07-27-2009, 07:15 PM
once this 24 window closes, does this then move to the "threaten board members with physical violence" thread?

MissingPerson
07-27-2009, 07:18 PM
I hope so. I like that thread almost as much as the thread about the snoring duck.

zenidogx
07-27-2009, 07:19 PM
Snoring duck? How did I miss that?!

MissingPerson
07-27-2009, 07:21 PM
I don't know, but it was lovely.
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21111

zenidogx
07-27-2009, 07:26 PM
that's adorable! can we extend djandrews' time just because that snoring duck is a snoring duck?

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 07:28 PM
once this 24 window closes, does this then move to the "threaten board members with physical violence" thread?

Threatening people has never been my thing, once the window closes, nothing has changed. SD and all of his butt buddies will still be the same losers they always were.

humanoid
07-27-2009, 07:30 PM
Threatening people has never been my thing, once the window closes, nothing has changed. SD and all of his butt buddies will still be the same losers they always were.

I don't usually condone threats of physical violence either, I was just wondering if that was the natural progression for this thread.


PS...unfortunately the snoring duck isn't cute enough to have a significant impact on this issue

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 07:34 PM
lol please link this snoring duck thread.

MissingPerson
07-27-2009, 07:36 PM
I don't know, but it was lovely.
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21111


that's adorable! can we extend djandrews' time just because that snoring duck is a snoring duck?

No, but we can endeavour to give the snoring duck the kind of recognition it deserved and was denied the first time around.

zenidogx
07-27-2009, 07:37 PM
the snoring duck has already been linked. i redact my request to extend the time.

*looks at duck video*

ok, c'mon, that duck is snoring. give djandrews some time.

zenidogx
07-27-2009, 07:39 PM
No, but we can endeavour to give the snoring duck the kind of recognition it deserved and was denied the first time around.

i guess. if you say so. but i'll only comply because of your hat thread.

TommyboyUNM
07-27-2009, 07:40 PM
did i miss something.. does tommy prefer boys to girls?

i mean, he does dance like a girl...but...

Jesus fuck, were you stalking me at Coachella?

I know your dick probably got hard when you saw me dancing, but that doesn't mean I dance like a girl. It just means you have some issues you probably need to start exploring.

zenidogx
07-27-2009, 07:41 PM
Jesus fuck, were you stalking me at Coachella?

I know your dick probably got hard when you saw me dancing, but that doesn't mean I dance like a girl. It just means you have some issues you probably need to start exploring.

psst. tommy, maybe this will calm you down:

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21111

suprefan
07-27-2009, 07:45 PM
alias

TommyboyUNM
07-27-2009, 07:47 PM
psst. tommy, maybe this will calm you down:

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21111

*giggle*

That fucking duck is snoring!

bug on your lip
07-27-2009, 07:48 PM
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_1Dph3wii_MI/SdvNXzrsoLI/AAAAAAAAEhQ/OndBGV58wLo/s512/yogibear.jpg

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-27-2009, 07:58 PM
SnoringDuck is my new God

mattpach
07-27-2009, 08:00 PM
Supre please leave this thread. Its on its way to greatness but you're preventing that.

bobert
07-27-2009, 08:20 PM
Well, four pages in I thinks it safe to say that this thread is childish, retarded, and quite boring; and thus a perfect tribute to mr. andrews's contributions to this board.

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 08:25 PM
Well, four pages in I thinks it safe to say that this thread is childish, retarded, and quite boring; and thus a perfect tribute to mr. andrews's contributions to this board.

You'll fit right in, all your pals are here. Was wondering where you were all day.

marooko
07-27-2009, 08:31 PM
dj, whats good bud?

Aurgasm
07-28-2009, 03:57 AM
Well, four pages in I thinks it safe to say that this thread is childish, retarded, and quite boring; and thus a perfect tribute to mr. andrews's contributions to this board.

:nono

way to make yourself part of the boring, childish thread, retard.

Cherita Chen
07-28-2009, 04:01 AM
CHUT UP!!!!!

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32897

Aurgasm
07-28-2009, 04:03 AM
thats right... feed 'em to me

marooko
07-28-2009, 07:24 AM
yeah, well, fuck off then.

fiyahhh!
07-28-2009, 07:28 AM
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9387/3bc43775c767cbdfcfe4af3dk5.gif

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 08:05 AM
dj, whats good bud?

not exactly sure what you are asking here.

marooko
07-28-2009, 08:10 AM
whats good? how you doing? how are things? how are you? anything new?

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 08:14 AM
ah, i thought maybe you hung out with me at coachella, and were asking about weed. Im doing great man. How are you doing?

marooko
07-28-2009, 08:18 AM
been a little distracted lately. besides that, im pretty good.

faxman75
07-28-2009, 08:28 AM
I'm just here to judge this thread. I will let you know if I think it's funny, gay, retarded, boring or some new internet adjective that has yet to be coined word of the day. Stay tuned.

Now I just have to find an internet picture to go along with my witty post and this exciting thread.....oooh I know the results....



























http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1217.jpg

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 08:29 AM
I cant stop thinking about upcoming shows. Jujubeats, Plumpdjs, and Underworld all within 2 weeks. You coming down to party anytime soon?

marooko
07-28-2009, 08:32 AM
nah. i dont venture down to so-cal too often anymore. in the process of moving as well, so thats taking up free time. building a fence at the new place, whole lot of "S". but you remind me, i need to find a show to go to. I am going to strikeforce in a couple weeks. looking forward to that.

rskapcat
07-28-2009, 08:33 AM
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9387/3bc43775c767cbdfcfe4af3dk5.gif

That made me smile. :)

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 08:51 AM
nah. i dont venture down to so-cal too often anymore. in the process of moving as well, so thats taking up free time. building a fence at the new place, whole lot of "S". but you remind me, i need to find a show to go to. I am going to strikeforce in a couple weeks. looking forward to that.

I think we got a crew going up for lovefest or whatever its called now, you should come out for that.

BROKENDOLL
07-28-2009, 08:52 AM
I don't usually condone threats of physical violence either, I was just wondering if that was the natural progression for this thread.
PS...unfortunately the snoring duck isn't cute enough to have a significant impact on this issue

No, but we can endeavour to give the snoring duck the kind of recognition it deserved and was denied the first time around.
Truce, I say!!! In all fairness, That little snoring duck is adorable and should be given recognition...BUT, you absolutely have to see a turtle in the throes of an orgasm that violates terms and agreements, before you can truly appreciate the meaning of "significant impact!" Proof can be found in the same thread as the little duck, and I can guarantee you, turtles will never look the same to you again!

SnoringDuck is my new God
If jerking off to SD's family photos and an adorable snoring duck has you talking to God, I'm certain that the Second Coming of a Turtle will have you changing your religion. If you're still not a believer, Google turtle organs and tell me you won't have a new found respect and understanding towards the slowest reptiles known to man!

marooko
07-28-2009, 08:57 AM
I think we got a crew going up for lovefest or whatever its called now, you should come out for that.

seriously? i think i might be down. when is that again?

Young blood
07-28-2009, 09:03 AM
Awwww cute djandrew and marooopoo found love.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 09:23 AM
http://www.sflovevolution.org/

marooko
07-28-2009, 09:24 AM
damn. birthday weekend. i may actually be in so-cal that weekend. haha.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 09:50 AM
Awwww cute djandrew and marooopoo found love.

Its quite common for boardies to meet up here young, although if i were you i probably wouldnt want to meet people either.

Young blood
07-28-2009, 09:55 AM
Yeah, Im not a fan of meeting douchebags.

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 09:57 AM
Wait. Are you canceling our date?

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 09:57 AM
Obviously you are considerate of other desire to not meet douchebags, hence you dont meet up. Very thoughful of you.

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 09:58 AM
Oh god, I really am turning into Randy. I quit.

Geno_g
07-28-2009, 09:59 AM
I'm going to that Lovefest thing or evolution what ever they call it these days...

Shit was nuts in the past, lots of acid and crazy people...

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 10:00 AM
Oh god, I really am turning into Randy. I quit.

You might as well just post your half-baked screenplay now.

MissingPerson
07-28-2009, 10:00 AM
This thread has already reintroduced the world to the snoring duck and outlined the first stage in my forthcoming internet eugenics program, so at this point I think we can agree that it's offered all the worth it's going to.

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 10:01 AM
Shit was nuts in the past, lots of crazy naked people on acid...

Fixed.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 10:13 AM
Oh god, I really am turning into Randy. I quit.

No, that would involve you gaining quite a bit of intelligence and dirty humor.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 10:14 AM
I LOVE THE COCK

FIXT.

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 10:18 AM
All you have to do is create a single post displaying some sort of intelligence, creativity, wit, or relevance.

That last one wasn't it.

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 10:21 AM
Oh god, I really am turning into Randy. I quit.

how YOU doin :winkiss

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 10:22 AM
http://www.barringtonstoke.co.uk/images/partnumber/enlarged/%7B0722D8EE-166C-4FAA-8280-056E96B59893%7D_Race_against_Time_new_ediiton.JPG

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 10:22 AM
That last one wasn't it.

lol

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 10:26 AM
how YOU doin :winkiss

Back off woman. I haven't resigned myself to being the Borscht belt Andrew Dice Clay yet.

Laura owns you
07-28-2009, 10:48 AM
I hate it when you fuckers lure me into posting somewhere that isn't PAW.

But here we go.








I love Andrew!!!!!!

Young blood
07-28-2009, 10:50 AM
Is this a myspace team effort?

Laura owns you
07-28-2009, 10:51 AM
Facebook......

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 10:52 AM
do people really talk about the boards on myspace/facebook?

Laura owns you
07-28-2009, 10:53 AM
no.....if i was really on facebook, i probably wouldn't have responded so quickly.


altho, now that i think about it, my entire news feed on facebook is pretty much just people from the boards.....

Young blood
07-28-2009, 10:55 AM
sad.

Laura owns you
07-28-2009, 10:58 AM
happy.

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 11:00 AM
Naked?

Laura owns you
07-28-2009, 11:01 AM
Fun!

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 11:03 AM
Systematic genocide.

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 11:04 AM
rape!

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:05 AM
no.....if i was really on facebook, i probably wouldn't have responded so quickly.


altho, now that i think about it, my entire news feed on facebook is pretty much just people from the boards.....

Same, i have like 30 friends from coachella and like 10 friends from other aspects of life.

marooko
07-28-2009, 11:06 AM
AOL. :)

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 11:09 AM
Same, i have like 30 friends from coachella and like 10 friends from other aspects of life.

What's your Facebook page?

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 11:10 AM
it's a trap!

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:10 AM
What's your Facebook page?

You will never be my friend on it, so its pointless telling you.

Laura owns you
07-28-2009, 11:12 AM
So Andrew, my beach buddy, tell me: what have you done to anger these people?

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 11:14 AM
You will never be my friend on it, so its pointless telling you.

Now I'm really offended.

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 11:14 AM
Take this entire gaggle of faggotry to facebook. Andrew, you failed to step up to the gauntlet. Everybody else more or less sucks too. Soul, you should know better than to try to call somebody out in a thread. It never goes well.

Now let's get back to talking about pussy or something.

Laura owns you
07-28-2009, 11:15 AM
randy, i named them!

Laura owns you
07-28-2009, 11:16 AM
well, re-named.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:20 AM
Take this entire gaggle of faggotry to facebook. Andrew, you failed to step up to the gauntlet. Everybody else more or less sucks too. Soul, you should know better than to try to call somebody out in a thread. It never goes well.

Now let's get back to talking about pussy or something.

Exactly how did i fail here randy, please enlighten me. I am not going to change my inet personality which is more or less my real life personality because some fat guy behind a computer called me out.

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 11:20 AM
inet?

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 11:22 AM
It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 11:23 AM
Exactly how did i fail here randy, please enlighten me. I am not going to change my inet personality which is more or less my real life personality because some fat guy behind a computer called me out.

Andrew, in real life you're a cool enough person, but you don't represent yourself too well on here. Here's a tip for beginners: there is nothing witty about quoting someone and changing what they said to "I LOVE COCK."

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

I'm your friend and all, but I'm not going to blindly defend you when your methodologies of refuting people's accusations that you message board like a retard are the equivalent of bathroom stall writing.

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 11:24 AM
inet?

Clearly, he cannot spell "inept".

sbessiso
07-28-2009, 11:25 AM
It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.

HE DIDN'T LOVE ME! HE NEVER LOVED ME!!

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/rhps_091OscarMoment.jpg

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 11:31 AM
HE DIDN'T LOVE ME! HE NEVER LOVED ME!!

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/rhps_091OscarMoment.jpg

THIS.

Is the best thing you've ever done on this board. Ever. My favorite line from that entire movie. Although you got it wrong--it's "like," not "love."

Good work, queer.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:32 AM
Well thankyou for your honest opinion randy. However i do get satisfaction out of pissing people off, and in my opinion i have been very successful. I really dont care if people like or hate me. As you know, ill get along with pretty much anyone, what you havent learned about me is that once someone is on my bad side, ill make sure that we never get along ever. So anyways as we were saying before the thread was so rudely interrupted by randy.

Suck it haters!

rskapcat
07-28-2009, 11:35 AM
Sally, Randy is correct.

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 11:35 AM
Just sayin', homie. Trying to help guide you in the right direction. I do it out of friendship, not hatred. Most of PAW never understood that, hopefully you can grasp it.

Laura owns you
07-28-2009, 11:39 AM
That was the nicest "guiding" I've ever seen you type, Randy.

I'm a little bit choked up. It was almost.....sweet.

Young blood
07-28-2009, 11:39 AM
"Suck it haters!"?

Its a message board, the sooner you pawfags understand nobody fucking cares which way you blow each other, the better.

PLUR PAW & LOL.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:40 AM
Just sayin', homie. Trying to help guide you in the right direction. I do it out of friendship, not hatred. Most of PAW never understood that, hopefully you can grasp it.

I know you are giving sound advice randy, i just dont care enough about how people view me to change the way i will carry myself on here. Btw i never asked you to blindly defend me, or even just defend me for that matter.

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 11:42 AM
Well thankyou for your honest opinion randy. However i do get satisfaction out of pissing people off, and in my opinion i have been very successful. I really dont care if people like or hate me. As you know, ill get along with pretty much anyone, what you havent learned about me is that once someone is on my bad side, ill make sure that we never get along ever. So anyways as we were saying before the thread was so rudely interrupted by randy.

Suck it haters!

i don't hate you, i was just annoyed that you were trying to have a polictical conversation without supporting your claims whatsoever, and then arguing that it was the job of us to prove YOU wrong rather than prove yourself right. then it all moved to PMs which was entirely uncessary since you continued to refuse to provide anything to back up your claims whatsoever, but still wanted to argue how we were wrong. i tried to engage you, but it proved fruitless as you were not really interested in having an actual debate with facts and logic.

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 11:43 AM
Oh yeah--don't PM my girlfriend. That's another thing.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:46 AM
Oh yeah--don't PM my girlfriend. That's another thing.

You know i wasnt trying anything funny, this comment is really uncalled for.

Young blood
07-28-2009, 11:47 AM
hes just defending me.

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 11:49 AM
What in the world did you possibly have to say to her about global warming that required a private conversation? I know you weren't trying anything funny, it's just weird. Don't be weird.

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 11:51 AM
She should be used to private messages about global warming by now.

Young blood
07-28-2009, 11:52 AM
I PM your girl all the time.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:54 AM
What in the world did you possibly have to say to her about global warming that required a private conversation? I know you weren't trying anything funny, it's just weird. Don't be weird.

She mentioned an article that i thought she wrote, so i pmed her asking where i could read it. I then sent her a message of what i thought about it. I suppose it could have been done in the thread. The conversation was about the effects of war on the economy, and this is a public message board. If i am that weird, she can ignore me.

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 11:56 AM
moving on...

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 11:56 AM
I PM your girl all the time.

Just because she has a hook fetish doesn't mean you get to rub it in my face. YOU can stick to PMs.

WhyTheLongFace
07-28-2009, 12:01 PM
A bunch of foolishness in the Misc forum

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 03:25 PM
No fooling around in this thread, it's serious business in here.


Que the picture of a cat with a caption.

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 03:29 PM
Que

Nice try, but you were going for "cue" there.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 03:34 PM
Nice try, but you were going for "cue" there.

Ah, thankyou.

marooko
07-28-2009, 03:40 PM
damn, you took that serious burn pretty well.

chairman, check your PM's.

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 03:40 PM
Time's up. I'm reporting you to the suede denim secret police.

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 03:41 PM
damn, you took that serious burn pretty well.

chairman, check your PM's.

i checked, nothing there! :p

bug on your lip
07-28-2009, 03:43 PM
Time's up. I'm reporting you to the suede denim secret police.

do they have an acronym?

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 03:46 PM
S.C.A.G.

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 03:46 PM
They better specialize in dildo flogging.

bug on your lip
07-28-2009, 03:48 PM
They better specialize in dildo flogging.

Dlogging

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:09 PM
Time's up. I'm reporting you to the suede denim secret police.

lol get a life you fat fuck

SoulDischarge
07-28-2009, 11:10 PM
I see you're going for the "be the better man" approach. I like the cut of your jib.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:12 PM
They better specialize in dildo flogging.

what the fuck would denim suede police have to do with dildos and beatings? make another thread instead of trying to be half-assed assholes towards the end of my thread.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:15 PM
I see you're going for the "be the better man" approach. I like the cut of your jib.

Says the guy who started this thread... amazing.

Aurgasm
07-29-2009, 02:46 AM
isnt this when Tommy comes in and says "I'm sorry DJandrews, but you were totally owned."?

and then randy will come in and say something about male genitalia ; of course none of this can happen until blackswan checks every single post for spelling and grammatical errors.

You guys are the motherfucking A-team of the Coachella board.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 02:53 AM
And you're the mildly retarded dork who's only tolerated by people so full of indiscriminate PLUR they couldn't even bring themselves to be rude to Mengele.

Aurgasm
07-29-2009, 03:08 AM
:rotfl indiscriminate PLUR :lool

And you seem to be my number one fan.

marooko
07-29-2009, 07:20 AM
i checked, nothing there! :p

i got no game. sorry babe.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 09:37 AM
And you're the mildly retarded dork who's only tolerated by people so full of indiscriminate PLUR they couldn't even bring themselves to be rude to Mengele.

Actually he is a very interesting person, has a good sense of humor, and he can keep up with the best of us at a party. Your hate of him has nothing to do with him as a person. You guys had an internet argument and are both hardheaded and arrogant.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 10:02 AM
It has everything to do with him as a person. Specifically that he's a pathetic, annoying excuse for a person.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 10:50 AM
How would you know him as a person if you have never hung out with him? You wouldnt. I understand not liking him on these boards, but since you dont know him personally, it is impossible for you to make that judgement. I cant understand how you let him get under your skin like this, and i assume it does give him pleasure that he is able to irritate you so well.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 10:51 AM
Your mistake is in thinking that hating people irritates me. Hell, I enjoy it.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 10:52 AM
I was under the impression Randy "met" him briefly at the Prodigy show.

SoulDischarge
07-29-2009, 10:52 AM
I'm not going to throw you any more parties if you don't start having a good time.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 10:55 AM
Well, i know you dont need any more anxiety, and this cant be helping.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 10:56 AM
Actually it's very therapeutic.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 10:57 AM
I was under the impression Randy "met" him briefly at the Prodigy show.

If by "met" you mean slapped his hand away when he tried to shake it, then walking away then you are right.

Young blood
07-29-2009, 11:10 AM
I respect Randy so much more.

Aurgasm
07-29-2009, 11:24 AM
yea Randy you pretty much were a little pussy when i tried to meet you, no denying that. You can threaten me with violence and say alll you want online, but the fact of the matter is you're still just a little puss.

but im glad i can help you get your rocks off online; it must be theraputic for a sociopath like yourself. I hope you spend as much time talking to your gf as you do talking shit to strangers online you miserable twat.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 11:29 AM
I still find it interesting how smacking your hand away and telling you to fuck off makes me the pussy while you stood there with a dumb fucking look on your face, but whatever buddy.

SoulDischarge
07-29-2009, 11:31 AM
Eh. I regret this thread. Sorry everyone.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 11:32 AM
I hope i never have to break up a fight between you 2.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 11:33 AM
Eh. I regret this thread. Sorry everyone.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

SoulDischarge
07-29-2009, 11:34 AM
I'm getting very little entertainment value for my buck here.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 11:34 AM
I hope i never have to break up a fight between you 2.

You weigh like a buck twenty, homie. I wouldn't recommend trying to break anything up. =)

WhyTheLongFace
07-29-2009, 11:34 AM
Eh. I regret this thread. Sorry everyone.

You should be ashamed of yourself

Aurgasm
07-29-2009, 11:35 AM
right...

next time, eh? i'll see you around. until then, go jock someone elses dick.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 11:36 AM
You weigh like a buck twenty, homie. I wouldn't recommend trying to break anything up. =)

Why would you even try to act like you are some big dude? im 165 and i guarantee i could submit either one of you if i had to.

amyzzz
07-29-2009, 11:36 AM
I think the sociopath remark is over the line.

Young blood
07-29-2009, 11:37 AM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/6888/original/saytoface.jpg?1248818929

can someone Photochop forzamapoolzes hat on this pic?

WhyTheLongFace
07-29-2009, 11:38 AM
Why would you even try to act like you are some big dude? im 165 and i guarantee i could submit either one of you if i had to.

*checks location*
Huntington Beach Bad Boy is that you? 8o

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 11:40 AM
Nah, im no bad boy. If i had 2 friends fighting, i would have no problem choking out or grabbing pressure points to stop them if it came down to it.

Young blood
07-29-2009, 11:40 AM
hahahahahahahaaaahahahahaha

SoulDischarge
07-29-2009, 11:41 AM
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32431

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 11:42 AM
If I'm in the middle of hurting someone, stay the fuck out of it. Even my best friends know better than to lay hands on me.

Young blood
07-29-2009, 11:43 AM
omg hahahahaha this thread is totally awesome.

WhyTheLongFace
07-29-2009, 11:44 AM
Internet threats make me lulz.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 11:45 AM
I suppose that is a threat, however im not threatening to act like a badass. Im threatening to physically stop a fight which would happen at an event that im trying to have fun at like a concert or a rave. Fuck that shit.

WhyTheLongFace
07-29-2009, 11:46 AM
I wasnt talking about your comment Tito Ortiz. I meant 'Even my best friends know better than to lay hands on me.'

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 11:50 AM
Shrug. It is what it is. If you want to get in the middle of it, you will end up in the middle of it.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 11:51 AM
IC, on a funnier note. Tito Ortiz a few months ago was at the hustler club in garden grove acting like the total douchebag he is. So the bouncer came to kick him out and was a little timid(for obvious reasons). Tito grabs his shirt and asks him if he knew who he was. Right at that moment, the bouncer uppercuts him once, knocks tito completely out and everyone was in awe of what just happened. His entourage drags him out while passed out and everyone clapped.

WhyTheLongFace
07-29-2009, 11:52 AM
It is what it is. If you want to get in the middle of it, you will end up in the middle of it.

It is what it is?
If you want to get in the middle of it, you will end up in the middle of it?

lol that's deep my man. real deep

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 11:52 AM
Shrug. It is what it is. If you want to get in the middle of it, you will end up in the middle of it.

I am very aware of what happens to the nice guy who breaks up fights. Ive been on all sides of that situation many times.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 11:53 AM
are you zach?

bobert
07-29-2009, 11:57 AM
I suggest a merging of the Randy Getting Married thread and the DJandrews thread into one all purpose Blowhard thread. Souldischarge can still curate.

I also realize that by posting in both threads I have implicated myself as a potential blowhard so don't bother to point that out.

Aurgasm
07-29-2009, 11:59 AM
I think the sociopath remark is over the line.

1. Callous unconcern for the feelings of others and lack of the capacity for empathy.
2. Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, rules, and obligations.
3. Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships, though having no difficulty in establishing them.
4. Very low tolerance to frustration and a low threshold for discharge of aggression, including violence.
5. Incapacity to experience guilt and to profit from experience, particularly punishment.
6. Marked proneness to blame others or to offer plausible rationalizations for the behavior bringing the subject into conflict.
7. Persistent irritability.

what were you saying?

SoulDischarge
07-29-2009, 12:00 PM
It's been out of my hands for awhile now. Your children always turn on you. Although I would like to take this chance to promote The Menstruation Room (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24434).

chairmenmeow47
07-29-2009, 12:01 PM
it should be "the shriveled penis room" since it seems like mainly guys getting into these stupid fucking arguments.

MissingPerson
07-29-2009, 12:03 PM
it should be "the shriveled penis room" since it seems like mainly guys getting into these stupid fucking arguments.

Lady speaks the truth.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 12:04 PM
... I believe that's the point of calling it the menstruation room, honey. The implication is that it's more insulting to refer to us having female genitalia. Welcome to the joke.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 12:05 PM
Lady speaks the truth.

Welcome to you as well. Enjoy the complimentary coffee and sandwiches.

marooko
07-29-2009, 12:05 PM
i been benching my keyboard for the last couple minutes while reading this thread. i will now proceed to crack heads. cause im tough and all.

reppin the .71 ip area foo's. what?!

WhyTheLongFace
07-29-2009, 12:07 PM
i been benching my keyboard for the last couple minutes while reading this thread. i will now proceed to crack heads. cause im tough and all.

I just dead lift my mouse. I'm ready to bust skulls

marooko
07-29-2009, 12:09 PM
what kinda mouse you got? i got the full size microsoft mouse and can dead lift it!! booya!

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 12:09 PM
Oh, the endless flood of "internet tough guy" witticisms. Never stops being clever guys, never stops. Let's get some jpgs from 1995 out here to round out the comedy hour.

djandrews25
07-29-2009, 12:09 PM
lol