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Suffacated
07-26-2009, 09:56 PM
last night randy & i decided we're having a beetleguise wedding

Regardless of what Randy thinks of me, I just wanted to congratulate both of them. Ivy seems to be a wonderful person with a heart of gold. Randy, you are a lucky man.

algunz
07-26-2009, 09:58 PM
Whatever . . . themed weddings are ghey.

gaypalmsprings
07-26-2009, 10:00 PM
Is Brokendoll getting married?

Suffacated
07-26-2009, 10:01 PM
Not in this thread.

algunz
07-26-2009, 10:01 PM
She's got the wedding dress.

Suffacated
07-26-2009, 10:03 PM
Its me that needs to get his shit together.

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 10:04 PM
Good God no.

algunz
07-26-2009, 10:05 PM
What shit? Getting married is easy . . . if you're with the right person.

algunz
07-26-2009, 10:06 PM
Good God no.

Are you opposed to marriage all together? Like it will never happen?

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 10:06 PM
I reject the institution, as does Ivy actually.

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 10:08 PM
But I would mind it less if we could get a midget to dress up in the deformed ghoul priest outfit from Beetlejuice to do the ceremony, as long as it only lasted five minutes and then on to the party. No churches, no bullshit, and a red wedding dress I could fuck her in right before we walked down the aisle.

Marriage is horseshit though.

algunz
07-26-2009, 10:09 PM
So will you be the next Farah and Ryan and regret that stubborness as one slips away toward eternity?

gaypalmsprings
07-26-2009, 10:10 PM
http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/pictures/2007/ATT00005.jpg

gaypalmsprings
07-26-2009, 10:10 PM
http://www.bridalbuds.com/wp-content/uploads/ugly-wedding-cake.jpg

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 10:10 PM
So will you be the next Farah and Ryan and regret that stubborness as one slips away toward eternity?

I don't understand how the ceremony changes the act of interpersonal connection at all.

algunz
07-26-2009, 10:12 PM
Weddings are really all about the party. All you should worry about is food, booze, good music, and location.

You can profess your love for each other without having to go through all the pomp and crap.

gaypalmsprings
07-26-2009, 10:13 PM
I don't understand how the ceremony changes the act of interpersonal connection at all.

Your kids won't be bastards.

algunz
07-26-2009, 10:15 PM
My brother just got married to his 8 month pregnant girlfriend at the Beverly Hills Courthouse. We all went out for Venezuelan food after, and it was genuine. One of the best weddings I've been to so far.

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 10:20 PM
I'd throw a reception, just not a wedding. But Ivy's pretty anti-marriage, so I dunno that the question will ever come up. She does like throwing parties though.

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 10:23 PM
BTW, Suffacated, Ivy and I don't like you. We find you and Brokendoll and your obsessions with us to be creepy, much like everything else about you. Why don't you try acting like you're not a gross weirdo for once and stop combing through everything we say like a fucking stalker, hmm?

gaypalmsprings
07-26-2009, 10:25 PM
BTW, Suffacated, Ivy and I don't like you. We find you and Brokendoll and your obsessions with us to be creepy, much like everything else about you. Why don't you try acting like you're not a gross weirdo for once and stop combing through everything we say like a fucking stalker, hmm?

You need some PLUR, dude.

emtgreg
07-26-2009, 10:31 PM
If Randy and Ivy have kids, and with the amount they bone its eventually highly likely it will happen...

Of course their kids will be bastards, I doubt RSW would have it any other way...

TallGuyCM
07-26-2009, 10:37 PM
You need some PLUR, dude.

He actually had some, once upon a time...


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3547/3673931380_cc80d7893a.jpg

Still-ill
07-26-2009, 10:38 PM
There's the happy couple. Hah.

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 10:44 PM
Well considering that I'm moving back to Jersey for probably at least 4-6 months come October (I'm here now in fact, visiting and setting up meetings with some film people and possibly attending APW) the kids will probably be delayed a little longer. Hopefully what I'm setting up out here will provide the money and career to make something like children feasible.

algunz
07-26-2009, 10:47 PM
You skids gonna end up Jersey? :laughyou

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 10:50 PM
I don't understand that sentence. You skids gonna end up?

Blinken
07-26-2009, 11:11 PM
Would you go for the formal red tux, or the jail house stripped suit? Ally could go as the witchdoctorhttp://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ca0pifmv.jpg

algunz
07-26-2009, 11:15 PM
I don't understand that sentence. You skids gonna end up?

I figure the Jersey streets might have taught you some English.

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 11:16 PM
"You skids gonna end up Jersey?"

Please break down that sentence for me, English teacher.

algunz
07-26-2009, 11:24 PM
You are going to end up in New Jersey?

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 11:30 PM
I'm going back for a little while to pursue some film shit out here because LA has proven to be a complete waste of my time and talent.

algunz
07-26-2009, 11:49 PM
Sooo, you've found better film opportunities in Jersey versus LA?

Hmm, interesting.

Still-ill
07-26-2009, 11:49 PM
Thank you for stating what we were all thinking, but bashful to say.

algunz
07-26-2009, 11:51 PM
The Jewish Mafia can do amazing things.

RotationSlimWang
07-26-2009, 11:59 PM
If you're trying to make an independent movie LA is not the place. Everyone's a flake, the town in inundated with 4 million assholes with screenplays already, and nobody films anything there unless they have a huge budget. In fact most productions are moving out of LA and Cali in general because the tax breaks and other benefits of shooting almost anywhere else in the country are tremendous.

Jersey has enormous incentives drawing productions in right now, and if I have to network with people I'd rather do it out here than in that shithole LA. In four years I didn't meet a single person actually working in production in LA who I could tolerate. Back here I have a wide array of artistic friends to draw on, and they have friends, and so on, and I don't have to explain my personality to anyone.

The movie I moved to LA to make is about growing up in Jersey. LA didn't understand it. They don't get why characters are supposed to be sarcastic, they think everything real is too depressing, and the last thing any of them want to be involved with is an actually good movie.

gaypalmsprings
07-27-2009, 07:07 AM
http://nickclesen.com/images/RANDOLPH_NJ_OLD_s.jpg

BROKENDOLL
07-27-2009, 07:49 AM
Is Brokendoll getting married?
Only when suffacated totally loses his mind and all common sense.

She's got the wedding dress.
Actually, I have 2 wedding dresses...We just haven't found a noose that compliments the neckline on either one of them, and the metal that's in a ball and chain gives me hives. :rolleyes

What shit? Getting married is easy . . . if you're with the right person.
If he's okay with "the right person" coming from left field, that is...:winkiss


But I would mind it less if we could get a midget to dress up in the deformed ghoul priest outfit from Beetlejuice to do the ceremony, as long as it only lasted five minutes and then on to the party. No churches, no bullshit, and a red wedding dress I could fuck her in right before we walked down the aisle.

Marriage is horseshit though.
My first thought when I read this was, if you fucked her right, she wouldn't be able to walk down an aisle. Then I re-read it correctly, and two words came to mind in regards to the dark colored dress...Monica Lewinski.

zenidogx
07-27-2009, 07:57 AM
If you're trying to make an independent movie LA is not the place. Everyone's a flake, the town in inundated with 4 million assholes with screenplays already, and nobody films anything there unless they have a huge budget. In fact most productions are moving out of LA and Cali in general because the tax breaks and other benefits of shooting almost anywhere else in the country are tremendous.

Jersey has enormous incentives drawing productions in right now, and if I have to network with people I'd rather do it out here than in that shithole LA. In four years I didn't meet a single person actually working in production in LA who I could tolerate. Back here I have a wide array of artistic friends to draw on, and they have friends, and so on, and I don't have to explain my personality to anyone.

The movie I moved to LA to make is about growing up in Jersey. LA didn't understand it. They don't get why characters are supposed to be sarcastic, they think everything real is too depressing, and the last thing any of them want to be involved with is an actually good movie.


in other words, Mr Solondz, Jersey is where America's at?

gaypalmsprings
07-27-2009, 07:59 AM
in other words, Mr Solondz, Jersey is where America's at?

I would have guessed Merced, but then, what do I know?

zenidogx
07-27-2009, 08:12 AM
I would have guessed Merced, but then, what do I know?

Merced is where mainstream America is at.

BROKENDOLL
07-27-2009, 08:14 AM
BTW, Suffacated, Ivy and I don't like you. We find you and Brokendoll and your obsessions with us to be creepy, much like everything else about you. Why don't you try acting like you're not a gross weirdo for once and stop combing through everything we say like a fucking stalker, hmm?
Well, in this quaint little marriage thread, it appears as if all feelings are mutual. I say we have a double ring ceremony and celebrate our anniversaries together each year with new insults and accusations! How 'bout it, Randall? I'll even let you kiss the groom...and after that, you can kiss my ass!


There's the happy couple. Hah.
Upon further observation of that picture, IMO, I think a "Beauty and the Beast" wedding theme would be more appropriate than "Beetlejuice."


Well considering that I'm moving back to Jersey for probably at least 4-6 months come October (I'm here now in fact, visiting and setting up meetings with some film people and possibly attending APW) the kids will probably be delayed a little longer. Hopefully what I'm setting up out here will provide the money and career to make something like children feasible.
Child Porn?


I'm going back for a little while to pursue some film shit out here because LA has proven to be a complete waste of my time and talent.
Why don't you roll some of that wonderful YouTube footage of yours, Randy, and let others be the judge of that?


If you're trying to make an independent movie LA is not the place. Everyone's a flake, the town in inundated with 4 million assholes with screenplays already, and nobody films anything there unless they have a huge budget. In fact most productions are moving out of LA and Cali in general because the tax breaks and other benefits of shooting almost anywhere else in the country are tremendous.

Jersey has enormous incentives drawing productions in right now, and if I have to network with people I'd rather do it out here than in that shithole LA. In four years I didn't meet a single person actually working in production in LA who I could tolerate. Back here I have a wide array of artistic friends to draw on, and they have friends, and so on, and I don't have to explain my personality to anyone.

The movie I moved to LA to make is about growing up in Jersey. LA didn't understand it. They don't get why characters are supposed to be sarcastic, they think everything real is too depressing, and the last thing any of them want to be involved with is an actually good movie.
Great! If New Jersey has become the new movie capitol, then it's confirmed...the economy has hit rock bottom!

chairmenmeow47
07-27-2009, 08:31 AM
i had said "if we ever have one" about the wedding, you forgot to quote that part!!!

and the baby making factory is closed. along with the wedding factory. and the "me ever living in jersey factory" unless randy somehow magically falls into something wonderful out there. the east coast sounds too bitchy for me.

i don't really have a problem being with someone forever (though it seems highly probable you both will change & grow out of each other), i just don't like the idea of tying myself legally & financially to someone. i've been royally screwed in the past and would not like that to ever happen again.

<~~~romantic :p

Cheddar's Cousin
07-27-2009, 08:32 AM
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captncrzy
07-27-2009, 08:44 AM
This thread is weird. I'm assuming if they were getting married, they'd announce it themselves.

I mean, you really don't need to be all up in their business Suff. If he bothers you so much, just put him on ignore and be done with it. Why you would want to continue to antagonize someone that you don't like and doesn't like you is beyond me.

No offense, just sayin.

gaypalmsprings
07-27-2009, 08:57 AM
http://thenationalprotrusion.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/47final.jpg

amyzzz
07-27-2009, 09:25 AM
Congrats on you're not getting married. Best decision you'll ever not make.

algunz
07-27-2009, 09:35 AM
My husband likes to tell everyone he meets, "Don't ever get married." He especially likes to say that to those who have already taken the plunge.

RotationSlimWang
07-27-2009, 10:19 AM
I like how you dorks don't seem to realize that Jersey is a stone's throw from NY, the second largest film market in the country.

algunz
07-27-2009, 10:24 AM
It's still Jersey.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-27-2009, 10:27 AM
i think most people's perceptions of New Jersey comes from old television and movie stereotypes in which kids in new jersey say that "new jersey stinks!!!" and they need to get out to the Big Apple (20 minutes away) to make their dreams come true

bug on your lip
07-27-2009, 07:23 PM
You're as good as dead

New Jersey ain't the whole world


TxnvAZ747NY

liquidsnake28
07-27-2009, 07:36 PM
If you're trying to make an independent movie LA is not the place. Everyone's a flake

This is true.

RFvtoJrK1Zg
"California's got the most of them, oh boy they got a host of them."

JebusLives
07-27-2009, 08:11 PM
That picture of Randy disappoints me. I always pictured a chubby, balding little twerp with a pedo-stache.

You're still ugly, though.

bobert
07-27-2009, 08:28 PM
Randy, your movie idea sounds terrible, but I genuinely hope you get to make it. The prospect of you furiously defending your crap film in the movie thread for page after page sounds more entertaining than anything you could possibly put on celluloid.

gaypalmsprings
07-27-2009, 08:32 PM
http://www.randytheband.com/randy-the-band.gif

CalmerThanYou
07-27-2009, 08:34 PM
GO EAST YOUNG MAN!

bobert
07-27-2009, 08:34 PM
is that a stinkfist?

BlackSwan
07-27-2009, 08:43 PM
The movie I moved to LA to make is about growing up in Jersey. LA didn't understand it. They don't get why characters are supposed to be sarcastic, they think everything real is too depressing, and the last thing any of them want to be involved with is an actually good movie.

So you are doing a shitty remake of Clerks? That's why no one gives a fuck about your movie... Mystery solved.


This thread is weird. I'm assuming if they were getting married, they'd announce it themselves.

I mean, you really don't need to be all up in their business Suff. If he bothers you so much, just put him on ignore and be done with it. Why you would want to continue to antagonize someone that you don't like and doesn't like you is beyond me.

No offense, just sayin.

This, except you should be offended. This thread is creepy.

CalmerThanYou
07-27-2009, 08:56 PM
Maybe Randy should make a flick about coming to LA and doing a ton of drugs and peddle it to Jersey folk. That would be original.

JebusLives
07-27-2009, 09:07 PM
That picture of Randy disappoints me. I always pictured a chubby, balding little twerp with a pedo-stache.

You're still ugly, though.

This was unfair of me, and I apologize. Your picture is up on the internet and I made a cheap and unfounded attack. I just really hate you, but that isn't a valid excuse. I'm sorry.

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 12:34 AM
Actually I never had to defend my movie in the movie thread for a second I don't think. Everyone who read it when I posted it gave it pretty rave reviews, as did everyone in LA who read it as well. But those cunts are only interested in buying shit, not making shit, so fuck them.

Sorry guys, but I really couldn't care less about your opinions on the matter. Not a one of you knows what you're talking about.

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 12:53 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/04/business/worldbusiness/04iht-movies.1.5984738.html

http://www.transparentpicturesnz.com/1/post/2009/07/filmmakers-exodus-leaving-california-cold.html

Oh hai, look, facts.

Wheres the beef?
07-28-2009, 01:24 AM
I would have guessed Merced, but then, what do I know?

:lool

GoEastYoungMan
07-28-2009, 05:33 AM
GO EAST YOUNG MAN!

Sup?

anti-square
07-28-2009, 07:22 AM
...awkward.

CalmerThanYou
07-28-2009, 12:28 PM
Sup?

Oh. Hey.

GoEastYoungMan
07-28-2009, 12:30 PM
Oh. Hey.

Doing well?

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 12:33 PM
btw, HI CALMER! :)

CalmerThanYou
07-28-2009, 12:34 PM
GoEast - I didn't mean to summon you...i'm sorry.

Hi Ivy!!!

GoEastYoungMan
07-28-2009, 12:45 PM
GoEast - I didn't mean to summon you...i'm sorry.



No worries. Back to the shadows I go. . .

bug on your lip
07-28-2009, 02:49 PM
Calmer

use your powers and summon everyone from Hollywood to New Jersey

just to help Randy out

garrett222
07-28-2009, 02:59 PM
ivy is cute..maybe she'll like me someday instead of randy

Young blood
07-28-2009, 03:03 PM
ivy is cute..maybe she'll like me someday instead of randy


I've seen your pic. add that to your personality, you'll be lucky if anyone ever likes you.

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 03:08 PM
garrett, that was supposed to be a joke, right? If so, you failed again.

bug on your lip
07-28-2009, 03:08 PM
maybe her pity fukk factory opened up

garrett222
07-28-2009, 03:10 PM
garrett, that was supposed to be a joke, right? If so, you failed again.

:-) I laughed..so it didn't fail on every level.


a cool avatar doesn't make you cool. but you probably are. that avatar really makes me think you're cool. i bet you're alot like the main character in the movie hackers.

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 03:17 PM
Garrett, you're a creepy weirdo. That's why no girl will ever touch you. Comments like that are the exact definition of how one can ensure they never, ever get laid.

bug on your lip
07-28-2009, 03:18 PM
or as cool as Eli Stone

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 03:19 PM
"Maybe someday a girl will like me." Chicks love hearing that. Nothing gets a girl wetter than forlorn wishing to Jiminy Cricket in the hopes that he'll grant you a dick and some balls.

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 03:20 PM
garrett, I thought you had an alleged girlfriend. That was bullshit, wasn't it?

frazzles
07-28-2009, 03:26 PM
"Maybe someday a girl will like me." Chicks love hearing that. Nothing gets a girl wetter than forlorn wishing to Jiminy Cricket in the hopes that he'll grant you a dick and some balls.

bahahahaha

Jew'd Law
07-28-2009, 03:42 PM
"Maybe someday a girl will like me." Chicks love hearing that. Nothing gets a girl wetter than forlorn wishing to Jiminy Cricket in the hopes that he'll grant you a dick and some balls.

Fantastic.

May your Shylock nose guide you. Moses-speed my friend. Shalom.

bug on your lip
07-28-2009, 03:44 PM
Jiminy Crickiet doesn't grant wishes u stupid fukks

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 03:45 PM
you expect randy to have a conscience?

Bud Luster
07-28-2009, 03:46 PM
Well the shits not getting granted, no matter who he wishes it to. So what the fuck does it matter?

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 03:46 PM
Hey! I have plenty of conscience.

gaypalmsprings
07-28-2009, 03:47 PM
"Maybe someday a girl will like me." Chicks love hearing that. Nothing gets a girl wetter than forlorn wishing to Jiminy Cricket in the hopes that he'll grant you a dick and some balls.

I can see Ivy has grown on you & your balls.

RotationSlimWang
07-28-2009, 03:55 PM
Generally my balls empty around her.

bug on your lip
07-28-2009, 03:56 PM
bad aim

chairmenmeow47
07-28-2009, 04:04 PM
aaaaaaaand we're done. i wish to the blue fairy that this thread never happened.

gaypalmsprings
07-28-2009, 04:21 PM
http://www.imaginismstudios.com/images/port/lagoon-fairy-fairies-blue.jpg

canexplain
07-28-2009, 04:58 PM
i have avoided this thread for a while and now i am glad i read the posts ... this is about the funniest thread and posts i have read in a while ... i could quote so many but this one got me :


bad aim



let me put in my 2 cents .... i dont think i could find a post where randy didnt add something, neg or pos, to the thread ... he is castic for sure, but we expect that here .... top 5 poster here for sure ... but ivy seemed to make randy a bit more open, acceptable sp, i dont know, a nicer person, but watch out, randy will never be "the nice guy" ... and there are money reasons for getting married even if you reject the "i dont need a fucking document to ...." cr****

CalmerThanYou
07-28-2009, 05:06 PM
Calmer

use your powers and summon everyone from Hollywood to New Jersey

just to help Randy out

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZ

::: SUMMONING::::

garrett222
07-28-2009, 05:54 PM
Garrett, you're a creepy weirdo. That's why no girl will ever touch you. Comments like that are the exact definition of how one can ensure they never, ever get laid.

yeah..i take advice from someone who can't hack it in LA. LOL

garrett222
07-28-2009, 05:59 PM
garrett, I thought you had an alleged girlfriend. That was bullshit, wasn't it?

darn! you caught me.

it's getting ridiculous on this board, and I love it. you keep trying to insult me...like any of this matters.

I'd insult you back...but it's worthless trying to impact anyone in any way on a message board for....a music festival. but hey, keep on trying to insult me.

TommyboyUNM
07-28-2009, 06:03 PM
Garrett, you clearly don't get it and you never will. Maybe you should consider a "nicer" message board.

garrett222
07-28-2009, 06:05 PM
Garrett, you clearly don't get it and you never will. Maybe you should consider a "nicer" message board.

they are boring tommy. this is what I am here for. My energy is derived from your insults. FEED ME

BlackSwan
07-28-2009, 09:46 PM
This person to your left, who is allegedly a female, dumped you...


http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/zerocool41/DSC00147.jpg


And that is you on the right.

djandrews25
07-28-2009, 11:26 PM
Some people prefer a 5/10 to the 5 fingers on their hand blackswan.

Mr. Dylanja
07-28-2009, 11:33 PM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/zerocool41/DSC00147.jpg

I know you guys have no idea who this is but is it him?

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l84/parablepaul/adeem.jpg?t=1248852714

BROKENDOLL
07-29-2009, 12:17 AM
I can see Ivy has grown on you & your balls.
Pssst, GPS...it's mold.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 01:05 AM
yeah..i take advice from someone who can't hack it in LA. LOL

I love you dumbfucks who think that I failed to survive LA. I survived LA just fine--the problem is that there's nothing remotely worthwhile enough to justify staying there.

I've been back in Jersey for all of five days. In the time I've been here I've met more NEW people--not pre-existing friends--who are funny, smart, artistically talented, and genuinely good company than I did in four fucking years of living in LA. I can't believe I bothered staying there as long as I did in retrospect. Wasted four years I could have been putting to good use building my career the way I'd always really wanted to because I was foolish enough to listen to industry hacks who all said you have to go to LA to make movies. What they didn't mention is that you only have to go to LA to make movies if you don't care in the least about the artistic integrity of what you're trying to make. You have to go to LA if what you want is to sell your soul anyway possible just to get famous.

I didn't flunk out of LA. I went, I saw, and what I saw is a place with 14 million people who were pretty much all worthless, save for a few souls I could count on one hand who actually had some kind of real personality. For those of you who are in that group--you know who you are--I thank you for helping make my time there somewhat enjoyable.

Almost every transplant I know who went out to California and then moved back has the same exact same thing to say as I do on the subject: the weather was great, there was a couple cool things to do, and aside from that we can't be happier to have finally left and be back in a place where people have senses of humor and there's actual pockets of intelligence.

fikus222
07-29-2009, 02:48 AM
Wow, I didn't realize people still moved to LA to "make it big." I'm glad that you came to your senses Randy.

justinaqui
07-29-2009, 06:10 AM
RSW, I don't really know you (or anyone else on this board) but I like the way you're going about your business. Your commitment to your own integrity is inspiring. Good luck, man.

Cheddar's Cousin
07-29-2009, 06:27 AM
Wow, I didn't realize people still moved to LA to "make it big." I'm glad that you came to your senses Randy.

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disgustipated
07-29-2009, 06:56 AM
the weather was great, there was a couple cool things to do, and aside from that we can't be happier to have finally left and be back in a place where people have senses of humor and there's actual pockets of intelligence.

QFmothafukinT.

miscorrections
07-29-2009, 08:52 AM
Wah wah wah let's all rip on California and not examine our own failings. Any (first world) place is what you make it.

marooko
07-29-2009, 08:53 AM
apply that to board life.

Young blood
07-29-2009, 09:02 AM
aside from that we can't be happier to have finally left and be back in a place where people have senses of humor and there's actual pockets of intelligence.

The room above your moms garage?

gaypalmsprings
07-29-2009, 09:11 AM
http://www.imakenews.com/vizletter/directordonkey.gif

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 09:30 AM
Fuck...


This isn't a picture book, it's a message board.

Cut it with the fucking pictures.

BROKENDOLL
07-29-2009, 09:51 AM
apply that to board life.
No shit.
No offense, but considering the situation, I'm amazed how this post...

Regardless of what Randy thinks of me, I just wanted to congratulate both of them. Ivy seems to be a wonderful person with a heart of gold. Randy, you are a lucky man.
Deserved this response...

This thread is weird. I'm assuming if they were getting married, they'd announce it themselves.
I mean, you really don't need to be all up in their business Suff. If he bothers you so much, just put him on ignore and be done with it. Why you would want to continue to antagonize someone that you don't like and doesn't like you is beyond me.
No offense, just sayin.
No offense, just simply amazed
If suffacated was "all up in their business," he wouldn't have needed to ask the question. And if Randy really "bothered him so much," he wouldn't have given a rat's ass to ask. It's become pretty clear to me who's really fucked up around here when a kind word or gesture is considered "antagonizing..."

It's pretty obvious that trying to apply anything to this board at times is like trying to clear up a diaper rash with cream... on a kids who can't stop pissing on themselves...Just sayin'.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 09:56 AM
Shut the fuck up. If he really wanted to just ask, and there was nothing malicious behind it, he could have sent him a pm. Instead he did it in a public forum, which is weird and creepy.

chairmenmeow47
07-29-2009, 10:00 AM
not to mention that he pulled the quote out of a GIRL'S ONLY THREAD where i also said "if we ever had one". he could have answered his own question by reading the rest of the sentence. and the entire thread is addressed to randy and talks about me like i haven't been posting here frequently since 2005. not to mention i'm sure everyone is sick to death of hearing about us in any form. and it draws people out of the woodwork. i appreciate the nice comments, but this whole thing is odd and pointless.

i really just need to be more personal with my personal life.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 10:00 AM
Wah wah wah let's all rip on California and not examine our own failings. Any (first world) place is what you make it.

You're a fucking idiot. Any place is not what you make it. Montana is not just what you make it. Places have identities and characteristics and varying levels of varying availabilities of things. NY is not just what you make it--it has its own ways. I'm tired of all you California jerkoffs taking it so personally when someone doesn't like your state. Grow the fuck up.

miscorrections
07-29-2009, 10:05 AM
The injunction to grow up is rich from someone who resorts to "you're a fucking idiot" when someone disagrees.

gaypalmsprings
07-29-2009, 10:08 AM
i really just need to be more personal with my personal life.

Sorry Randy quit California & moved to NJ. I had a bf who moved to another state & never returned. Best wishes in your new adventures.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 10:09 AM
Not just when someone disagrees--when someone disagrees and is a fucking idiot. There's nothing I love more than getting lectured on the reality of living in various parts of the country from a little girl who's never actually had to forge her own way in life yet, who just graduated from fucking undergrad, and especially who hasn't actually lived outside California and therefore has absolutely no authoritative grounds for thinking she understands the subject matter in the first place.

miscorrections
07-29-2009, 10:10 AM
Um. I'm living outside of California and off the purse-strings.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 10:10 AM
Sorry Randy quit California & moved to NJ. I had a bf who moved to another state & never returned. Best wishes in your new adventures.

GAYPALM NOT HELPING.

fatbastard
07-29-2009, 10:13 AM
We get to keep Meow on the west coast!!!

Young blood
07-29-2009, 10:14 AM
I think Randall needs a hug.

fatbastard
07-29-2009, 10:16 AM
There's women on the train willing to help.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 10:17 AM
Um. I'm living outside of California and off the purse-strings.

Oh wow, you moved out of California for all of how many months? You're right, I take it all back, you're completely in a position to speak knowledgeably on the subject. Where'd you move to, btw? One state north? Wow, that must be quite an adjustment.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 10:32 AM
Both my fianceé and I have lived in multiple places... Oregon, Hawai'i, New York (where we are both from), and now California (just past year 4 here), and we have been very successful. I am even got into the industry I always dreamed of getting into (music), so yeah, if you don't suck it can happen for you. But then again Randy, I am better person than you, so this all makes sense. Good luck in NJ.

Young blood
07-29-2009, 10:32 AM
Paradise 1
Randy 0

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 10:34 AM
Swan, you don't live in LA, do you? Nope.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 10:35 AM
You're right. I wasn't stupid enough to move to LA, and try to get into the movie industry.

gaypalmsprings
07-29-2009, 10:36 AM
Both my fiancé and I have lived in multiple places... Oregon, Hawai'i, New York (where we are both from), and now California (just past year 4 here), and we have been very successful. I am even got into the industry I always dreamed of getting into (music), so yeah, if you don't suck it can happen for you. But then again Randy, I am better person than you, so this all makes sense. Good luck in NJ.

How do you get her to fall for the fiancé thing?

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 10:36 AM
... well congrats I guess, but my point remains the same--your experience is irrelevant.

Take your love of the bay area (which sucks too) and shove it up your snarky ass.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 10:37 AM
How do you get her to fall for the fiancé thing?

What?

gaypalmsprings
07-29-2009, 10:43 AM
What?

After 4 years, you haven't married yet?

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 10:45 AM
Oh yeah, we got engaged 3 or 4 years ago, but we are getting married in two weeks so the wait is over.

SoulDischarge
07-29-2009, 10:47 AM
pqbDL43ISOg

AlecEiffel
07-29-2009, 11:02 AM
That's the best song.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 11:03 AM
Oh yeah, we got engaged 3 or 4 years ago, but we are getting married in two weeks so the wait is over.

Let's see how much you like California after the divorce.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 11:14 AM
Now you are the one with no authoritative grounds for thinking he understands the subject matter in the first place.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 11:17 AM
You started the shit-throwing, my friend. Don't comment on my business.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 11:21 AM
Oh, the irony. Keep you business off the internet and I won't be able to comment on it. The solution to your problem starts with you.

caco0283
07-29-2009, 11:22 AM
http://www.benettontalk.com/obese-kids.jpg

gaypalmsprings
07-29-2009, 11:24 AM
Caco needs to resurrect the relationship thread.

RotationSlimWang
07-29-2009, 11:27 AM
Oh, the irony. Keep you business off the internet and I won't be able to comment on it. The solution to your problem starts with you.

I didn't bring my business up--some other fuckheads did. Either way, go fuck yourself. You're the kind of twat who belongs in California, stay here.


Done with this thread. Suffacated, in the future why don't you focus your pea-sized brain on the antics of your football-skinned methhead girlfriend and your eternal quest to rescue her from Bowser's castle.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 11:39 AM
I didn't bring my business up--some other fuckheads did. Either way, go fuck yourself. You're the kind of twat who belongs in California, stay here.

You are conveniently getting your sequence of events mixed up. You brought up moving from LA in this thread...


Well considering that I'm moving back to Jersey for probably at least 4-6 months come October (I'm here now in fact, visiting and setting up meetings with some film people and possibly attending APW) the kids will probably be delayed a little longer. Hopefully what I'm setting up out here will provide the money and career to make something like children feasible.

And my most recent comments were based on what you were saying to miscorrections, but whatever, go fuck yourself etc.

amyzzz
07-29-2009, 11:43 AM
If you're marrying a woman, that would be fiancee. fyi.

SoulDischarge
07-29-2009, 11:45 AM
Dissed by amyzzz?

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 11:47 AM
I feel corrected, not dissed. She was nice about me forgetting an "e".

SoulDischarge
07-29-2009, 11:49 AM
Politely corrected by amyzzz?

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 11:50 AM
Indeed.

caco0283
07-29-2009, 11:51 AM
Caco needs to resurrect the relationship thread.

Somebody needs to ask a question and I shall answer

amyzzz
07-29-2009, 11:52 AM
:thu

liquidsnake28
07-29-2009, 11:53 AM
BlackSwan and miscorrections sound like they would make a great couple.

miscorrections
07-29-2009, 12:48 PM
Unless he's an attractive hobo I'm not interested.

BROKENDOLL
07-30-2009, 02:01 AM
I didn't bring my business up--some other fuckheads did. Either way, go fuck yourself. You're the kind of twat who belongs in California, stay here.


Done with this thread. Suffacated, in the future why don't you focus your pea-sized brain on the antics of your football-skinned methhead girlfriend and your eternal quest to rescue her from Bowser's castle.
Oh no, what is this? Another screenplay idea from your own "Heroin Romance Novel" selection, Randy? Guess what...It sucks just like the one you came to LA with 4 years ago.

Suffacated
07-30-2009, 08:19 AM
I didn't bring my business up--some other fuckheads did. Either way, go fuck yourself. You're the kind of twat who belongs in California, stay here.


Done with this thread. Suffacated, in the future why don't you focus your pea-sized brain on the antics of your football-skinned methhead girlfriend and your eternal quest to rescue her from Bowser's castle.

You posted your "business" here on the board asshole. If you didnt want people to read and comment on it, why did you post in the first place?

Bottom line is that you are a fucking looser. Not only that, you are a hypocrite (methhead), a lair and a low life junkie. Like a typical junkie, running from your problems once again proves that you are and will always be a looser. You will never succeed at anything despite your high IQ and a vast knowledge if everything that is anything. You are destined to work at Radio Shack if you can even land a job. Maybe even a manager if you dont (hopefully) OD first you worthless pathetic junkie.

chairmenmeow47
07-30-2009, 08:26 AM
and a mighty fine lair he is :p

algunz
07-30-2009, 08:41 AM
I'm shocked that Randy has humored you all for so long. 6 pages?!!!!

Wow, and I thought I had nothing to do this summer.

BROKENDOLL
07-30-2009, 08:53 AM
I didn't bring my business up--some other fuckheads did. Either way, go fuck yourself. You're the kind of twat who belongs in California, stay here.
Done with this thread. Suffacated, in the future why don't you focus your pea-sized brain on the antics of your football-skinned methhead girlfriend and your eternal quest to rescue her from Bowser's castle.

and a mighty fine lair he is :p
Don't kid yourself, Ivy...Considering there is 20 years difference between the movie maker and I, it doesn't suprise me, nor offend me as to his opinion of my appearance. Just picture Randy in 20 years...
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/randyandivy.jpg
If he's ever gonna be a real movie maker, I think he better learn to take criticism before dishing it out... I believe that will decide his destiny in the movie industry, not what state he's in...
Bon Voyage and Best Wishes from a California Native, Randy! :pulse

amyzzz
07-30-2009, 08:58 AM
Y'all need to learn how to use an ignore button.

Courtney
07-30-2009, 09:03 AM
This thread is bizarre.

But for the record, Woody Allen is pretty hot for a 70-something year old. One could do a lot worse.

BROKENDOLL
07-30-2009, 09:04 AM
Y'all need to learn how to use an ignore button.
Well, that there just ain't bein' polite now, is it, lil' missy?

marooko
07-30-2009, 09:05 AM
pretty sure you got a chance. ;). he likes the younger ladies doesnt he?

BlackSwan
07-30-2009, 09:07 AM
You posted your "business" here on the board asshole. If you didnt want people to read and comment on it, why did you post in the first place?

Bottom line is that you are a fucking looser. Not only that, you are a hypocrite (methhead), a lair and a low life junkie. Like a typical junkie, running from your problems once again proves that you are and will always be a looser. You will never succeed at anything despite your high IQ and a vast knowledge if everything that is anything. You are destined to work at Radio Shack if you can even land a job. Maybe even a manager if you dont (hopefully) OD first you worthless pathetic junkie.


and a mighty fine lair he is :p

He is a looser, and a lair!

You're pathetic, Suffacated.

BROKENDOLL
07-30-2009, 09:09 AM
This thread is bizarre.

But for the record, Woody Allen is pretty hot for a 70-something year old. One could do a lot worse.
But our subject matter here will be looking like that at 47. Let's not push it, Courtney.

algunz
07-30-2009, 09:11 AM
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/07-09-very-old-man.jpg

It's better to be an old fart than a young shithead.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/nurave.jpg

liquidsnake28
07-30-2009, 09:13 AM
Suffacated, I'm usually not a stickler for spelling and grammar but good fucking lord! You are a moron.

Young blood
07-30-2009, 09:19 AM
The level in which certain people obsess over a certain person is becoming realllllllllyyy creepy.

amyzzz
07-30-2009, 09:20 AM
Well, that there just ain't bein' polite now, is it, lil' missy?
If you could ignore Randy (or Randy could ignore you), there'd be a lot more politeness going on between the two of you since there'd be no interaction at all.

BROKENDOLL
07-30-2009, 09:22 AM
Okay, all bullshit aside...Doesn't matter if you're cute, or ugly, young, or old, and can't spell... everybody deserves to love and be loved by someone who will change their bedpan when it's full...
Happy Plursday!

Yablonowitz
07-30-2009, 09:29 AM
But for the record, Woody Allen is pretty hot for a 70-something year old. One could do a lot worse.

One of the most peculiar admissions I've read in some time.

bug on your lip
07-30-2009, 10:05 AM
i would like to invite Randy & Suffacated to my house for a BEER SUMMIT..

we need to close this divide between primate species in a light hearted & intoxicating manner

BROKENDOLL
07-30-2009, 10:31 AM
i would like to invite Randy & Suffacated to my house for a BEER SUMMIT..

we need to close this divide between primate species in a light hearted & intoxicating manner
LOL I've suggested the thought that they might actually suprise themselves by finding out neither is much different from the other and would probably get along if they formally met. Now, mind you, I was feeling lighthearted and intoxicated when this idea occurred...

humanoid
07-30-2009, 12:10 PM
Don't kid yourself, Ivy...Considering there is 20 years difference between the movie maker and I, it doesn't suprise me, nor offend me as to his opinion of my appearance. Just picture Randy in 20 years...
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/randyandivy.jpg


at least Ivy looks like she's aging well...Randy scored!

fatbastard
07-30-2009, 12:14 PM
at least Ivy looks like she's aging well...Randy scored!

I always try and be respectful to everyone on the board but this is some funny shit.

chairmenmeow47
07-30-2009, 12:21 PM
it's cute how when yablo comes back, he posts in threads with randy in the title. one step closer to that $50...

gaypalmsprings
07-30-2009, 12:24 PM
it's cute how when yablo comes back, he posts in threads with randy in the title. one step closer to that $50...

I miss Yablo's puss.

PotVsKtl
07-30-2009, 12:26 PM
No grown up in shitty hooker costumes is aging well.

chairmenmeow47
07-30-2009, 12:39 PM
because only minors should be wearing shitty hooker costumes :thu

BlackSwan
07-30-2009, 12:40 PM
Woopsy!

Courtney
07-30-2009, 12:45 PM
One of the most peculiar admissions I've read in some time.

Hi Yablo.

caco0283
07-30-2009, 12:49 PM
because only minors should be wearing shitty hooker costumes :thu

I love minors

fatbastard
07-30-2009, 01:41 PM
End thread~

marooko
07-30-2009, 01:46 PM
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9135/floppingfish.gif

Bud Luster
07-30-2009, 01:59 PM
This thread could have really been something special.

bug on your lip
07-30-2009, 02:39 PM
it's cute how when yablo comes back, he posts in threads with randy in the title. one step closer to that $50...

it's my fault

i got drunk in missoula with the Blo & made him read this thread

PotVsKtl
07-30-2009, 02:48 PM
All this time nobody knew you were a cleft-palated Haitian with debilitating rosacea.

Young blood
07-30-2009, 02:52 PM
I suspected it.

bug on your lip
07-30-2009, 02:56 PM
my book is available on Amazon.com

gaypalmsprings
07-30-2009, 03:06 PM
I like bug on your hip.

Young blood
07-30-2009, 03:07 PM
I like bugs mom.
......^ to fuck

bug on your lip
07-30-2009, 03:08 PM
LOLOLOLLOO

Suffacated
07-30-2009, 04:16 PM
Suffacated, I'm usually not a stickler for spelling and grammar but good fucking lord! You are a moron.

I do agree. Next.....

BlackSwan
07-30-2009, 04:18 PM
Don't forget... pathetic moron.

Suffacated
07-30-2009, 04:19 PM
10-4

captncrzy
07-30-2009, 05:56 PM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/zerocool41/DSC00147.jpg

Doing it wrong




Bottom line is that you are a fucking looser. Not only that, you are a hypocrite (methhead), a lair and a low life junkie.

Doing it wrong




But for the record, Woody Allen is pretty hot for a 70-something year old. One could do a lot worse.

Doing it wrong

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 09:41 AM
I'm unsure when you became the board arbiter but I don't believe it's a title you can give yourself.

BlackSwan
07-31-2009, 09:54 AM
It appears you are doing it wrong, captn.

captncrzy
07-31-2009, 10:33 AM
I'm unsure when you became the board arbiter but I don't believe it's a title you can give yourself.

Don't make me pull a DJAndrew and explain the joke.

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 10:35 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/Falkor/Raptor.jpg

captncrzy
07-31-2009, 10:36 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dinosaur_comics.png

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 10:38 AM
Not a picture book, doing it wrong, worthless human being, fuck yourself, so on, so forth, etc.

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 10:39 AM
Don't make me pull a DJAndrew and explain the joke.

It goes beyond this, it was a general comment.


Not a picture book, doing it wrong, worthless human being, fuck yourself, so on, so forth, etc.

My picture had a point.

captncrzy
07-31-2009, 10:40 AM
*sigh*

Wah. So did mine. Wah.

gaypalmsprings
07-31-2009, 10:42 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a237/rocherchic247365/dinosaur.jpg

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 10:43 AM
That's not the concern of the Hate Committee. If you feel you've been unjustly abused, fill out form 476-2B and submit it to the Department of Derogatory Comments and Petty Complaints. Thank you and fuck you.

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 10:45 AM
Good lord today is a slow day.

captncrzy
07-31-2009, 10:46 AM
I...........yeah. I'm going to go take a stab at the pile on my desk.

Mr. Dylanja
07-31-2009, 10:46 AM
Is it raining in your world, MissCo?

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 10:50 AM
It's been dry and unusually hostile around here for awhile now. I'm expecting someone to throw a trash can through a window any minute now.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-31-2009, 10:54 AM
Is it raining in your world, MissCo?

she's suffering an unbelievable heat wave

miscorrections
07-31-2009, 10:55 AM
Don't talk about me like I'm not here. I haven't retired yet.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-31-2009, 10:56 AM
you're doing it wrong

BlackSwan
07-31-2009, 11:02 AM
Aren't you a Pabst drinker? If so, you are the expert at doing it wrong.

gaypalmsprings
07-31-2009, 11:05 AM
http://repinga.com/images/palm.jpg

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-31-2009, 11:09 AM
Aren't you a Pabst drinker? If so, you are the expert at doing it wrong.

what exactly is wrong with pabst? i like most beers, but when i'm poor i'll drink Pabst and Natural light because I can get a 24-rack for $10

chairmenmeow47
07-31-2009, 11:09 AM
i can get a 34 rack for free

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-31-2009, 11:10 AM
HA CHA CHA

RotationSlimWang
07-31-2009, 11:12 AM
Speaking of which Ivy, on Stern the past couple weeks one of the big stories has been that Robin got fitted for a bra by some psychic bra fitting guru in NY and it turned out she is not a 36 DD as she thought, but in fact a 34 G.

I think you might need to get checked. Or at least, let me perform some measurements.

faxman75
07-31-2009, 11:15 AM
Lets not forget the Lisa G 34C controversy.

Oh, i'm doing it wrong too. RAWR.....i'm a lion.

RotationSlimWang
07-31-2009, 11:16 AM
32C, and that has to be complete horseshit. Dammit, I haven't heard him at all this week. I'm going through withdrawls.

gaypalmsprings
07-31-2009, 11:17 AM
So you are saying Howard isn't really 4 inches? Perhaps Ivy needs to check you again.

BlackSwan
07-31-2009, 11:19 AM
Oh, i'm doing it wrong too. RAWR.....i'm a lion.

I was under the impression you were a bear. What happened?

amyzzz
07-31-2009, 11:21 AM
I disagree with that dinosaur. The singular "they" is the root of all evil.

faxman75
07-31-2009, 11:21 AM
32C, and that has to be complete horseshit. Dammit, I haven't heard him at all this week. I'm going through withdrawls.

Do you normally listen on Sirius or download the torrent to play on your mp3 player? I have a lifetime Sirius subscription but I can't break away from the convenience of the torrent and being able to pause. I'm usually a day or two behind. This week i've only listened to Monday so far.

faxman75
07-31-2009, 11:22 AM
I was under the impression you were a bear. What happened?

Identity crisis. Too much acid in my twenties. Sorry I broke your heart.

BlackSwan
07-31-2009, 11:23 AM
Don't let that penis-shaped pacifier go to waste.

RotationSlimWang
07-31-2009, 11:24 AM
I don't pay for shit I don't have to, so I just DL the torrents.

faxman75
07-31-2009, 11:26 AM
Don't let that penis-shaped pacifier go to waste.

Who's cock are you sucking that's the shape of a pacifier?

BlackSwan
07-31-2009, 11:28 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JXZ60T8CL._SS500_.jpg

faxman75
07-31-2009, 11:30 AM
Yeah, you didn't find that picture quick enough buddy. Now you just look silly.

amyzzz
07-31-2009, 11:58 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JXZ60T8CL._SS500_.jpg
oh wow, I want that.

gaypalmsprings
07-31-2009, 12:22 PM
Handerpants. Can I share mine with you?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2597/3751678367_bdc41cb0ea.jpg?v=0

captncrzy
07-31-2009, 12:23 PM
what exactly is wrong with pabst?

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/captncrzy/Misc/PBR.png


Lets not forget the Lisa G 34C controversy.




There's no way that rag is a C cup.

BlackSwan
07-31-2009, 12:26 PM
You're doing it right.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-31-2009, 12:32 PM
if someone gets diarrhea from PBR they're doing it wrong

Wheres the beef?
07-31-2009, 10:44 PM
How can you get diarrhea from diarrhea?

Westy
07-31-2009, 11:09 PM
http://repinga.com/images/palm.jpg

Lol. Gay guys and their phallic symbols. When I lived in cove in Cathedral City, there was an art piece on the corner with a palm tree and a pair of huge pair of coconuts at the top. I lol'd every time I went past it. Also, my wife's parent are probably the only straight couple in their Palm Springs neighborhood. They went to a party where they unvailed the painting of a naked guy with a massive shlong. My wife's dad is quite liberal, but he didn't know where to look.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
08-01-2009, 12:49 AM
How can you get diarrhea from diarrhea?

i am going to poop in your mouth

malcolmjamalawesome
08-02-2009, 09:33 AM
I get diarrhea from Taco Bell commercials.

malcolmjamalawesome
08-02-2009, 09:34 AM
I chose to get rid of my Sirius subscription when I went back to school. I have to say, for being a pretty big Howard addict, I haven't missed him very much.

bobert
08-02-2009, 11:03 AM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/captncrzy/Misc/PBR.png

I think that maybe you should try and limit any posts about your own feces to the "IS IT NORMAL THAT MY SHIT IS GREEN" thread that you started - for reader convenience and all.

captncrzy
08-02-2009, 02:14 PM
I think that maybe you should try and limit any posts about your own feces to the "IS IT NORMAL THAT MY SHIT IS GREEN" thread that you started - for reader convenience and all.

It was fuschia.

Stop trying to confuse everyone.

gaypalmsprings
08-02-2009, 02:30 PM
http://www.nataliedee.com/041708/crap-detector.jpg

bug on your lip
08-03-2009, 07:55 AM
Mr.Nipples has a cool crap detector, it should be going off like a hummingbird orgasm in this thread

BROKENDOLL
08-03-2009, 09:50 AM
Mr.Nipples has a cool crap detector, it should be going off like a hummingbird orgasm in this thread

Nipples just told you it was a crap detector...
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/hummingbird-vibrator.jpg

nbvcide
08-22-2009, 01:19 AM
I like how you dorks don't seem to realize that Jersey is a stone's throw from NY, the second largest film market in the country.

that's like saying San Bernardino is a stone's throw from Hollywood, the largest film market in the world.


but, you are right randy, you don't need to live in LA to be in the business.. (Hollywood prefers to make movies, and it was my understanding that you're trying to make a film).. besides, i go to monthly film commission meetings here and i know a boardie who has a busier schedule as a Production Coordinator in the fuckin Yukon, than anyone i know in the business here..

TomAz
08-22-2009, 06:18 AM
the origin of the term, is not knowing who your father is... not your parents having never married.

is English not your native language? First you don't know what a musician is, now you don't know what a bastard is.

bas⋅tard  /ˈbćstərd/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [bas-terd] Show IPA
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–noun 1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.

gaypalmsprings
08-22-2009, 10:25 AM
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/maddogmarley/adopted-1.jpg

suprefan
08-22-2009, 10:39 AM
BWF3Xlag_YI

Bud Luster
03-20-2011, 06:23 PM
Feeling Randy?