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vogina
07-23-2009, 01:56 AM
So I presented myself a few weeks back to become a sperm bank donor.

$65*2/week=$130*4=520*18months=$9360 for my donations.

18 months for what they said would be the average length of contracts,

$9360 for my sperm for a year and a half? not a bad investment...That's if I am accepted.

You ladies can sell your eggs for MOOONNNNNEEEEYYYY!!!

Any other ideas ;)

Sleepingrock
07-23-2009, 01:57 AM
I should start jacking off for money


any one wanna sponsor me??
5cents a stroke !

marooko
07-23-2009, 08:04 AM
almost 10k to beat off? interesting.

DJdharma
07-23-2009, 08:10 AM
I'm in if I get free porn!

marooko
07-23-2009, 08:16 AM
that suggests you currently pay. you crazy or something?

fatbastard
07-23-2009, 08:16 AM
Give them a motherload.

higgybaby23
07-23-2009, 08:27 AM
This thread is destined for greatness.

DJdharma
07-23-2009, 08:28 AM
that suggests you currently pay. you crazy or something?

hahaha! I want MORE free porn!

marooko
07-23-2009, 08:30 AM
oh, ok. as you were.

fatbastard
07-23-2009, 08:33 AM
Shoot to the cup to make it interesting.

marooko
07-23-2009, 08:38 AM
ask for help/instructions.

caco0283
07-23-2009, 09:30 AM
I went to a sperm bank once while I was in film school. Needed money to pay for my class project. I got denied though...that was when I realized God hated me

BROKENDOLL
07-23-2009, 09:38 AM
I'm thinking with a name like "vogina," you'd make more money on your back, not your side.

chairmenmeow47
07-23-2009, 09:51 AM
selling eggs is a bit different than selling sperm. if i could just jerk off to release my eggs, i'd sell them to everyone. eating hormones to harvest them in my body for a month or so isn't really worth whatever payment i'd get.

vogina
07-23-2009, 09:56 AM
I went to a sperm bank once while I was in film school. Needed money to pay for my class project. I got denied though...that was when I realized God hated me

It's a small percentage of people that are accepted. For once my ethnicity is helping me. Being Spanish and Persian, green eyed, light brown hair, successful siblings, successful parents, and no medical history related illnesses in the family.. But apparently that only tips the iceberg of what sperm banks need from your sppperrrrrmmmmmmm!


I'm thinking with a name like "vogina," you'd make more money on your back, not your side.

I wish I made money on my back ;)


Give them a motherload.

O I will! Haha, I went into the vitamin shop to take a look at some suppliments FB and they had a lot of male enhancements. Was thinking of over dosing on Horny Goat Weed, LOL


almost 10k to beat off? interesting.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!


ask for help/instructions.
I am going to want someone to hold my hand as if I was constipated and couldn't unload without that extra push

marooko
07-23-2009, 09:59 AM
in a situation like this, i dont think the word "harvest" should be used in any way. it just doesnt sound appealing.

faxman75
07-23-2009, 10:00 AM
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Kool-Aid-Wine

amyzzz
07-23-2009, 10:03 AM
turking.

djandrews25
07-23-2009, 10:07 AM
Sell drugs.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-23-2009, 11:15 AM
Shoot to the cup to make it interesting.

make a game out of it

captncrzy
07-23-2009, 11:18 AM
I should start jacking off for money


any one wanna sponsor me??
5cents a stroke !

You're like, what, 15? I can guarantee you with absolute certainty that there is NO ONE that wants your jizz.

captncrzy
07-23-2009, 11:19 AM
selling eggs is a bit different than selling sperm. if i could just jerk off to release my eggs, i'd sell them to everyone. eating hormones to harvest them in my body for a month or so isn't really worth whatever payment i'd get.

There's an age limit too; they won't take over 27 year old eggs. Boo.

gaypalmsprings
07-23-2009, 11:20 AM
Do they take gay sperm?

Sleepingrock
07-23-2009, 11:55 AM
You're like, what, 15? I can guarantee you with absolute certainty that there is NO ONE that wants your jizz.

16

and you are right :(

vogina
07-23-2009, 01:16 PM
Do they take gay sperm?

If your in good ole fucked up California, probably not..


^really I don't know. I wouldn't see why not..unless again your an idiot human being and should be taken care of somewhat like in scenes from THE HAPPENING except you have to be an idiot non righteous giving equal idiot. I'm trying to sound as sane and supportive as possible without flipping out and killing some people at work for being Christian..Idiots..or just..Idiots... Or just humans that again, should be killed in the description above.

GAY PEOPLE ROCK!

Disclaimer: I don't like in the butt GPS, but your fucking rad! Lets kill some idiots!!

amyzzz
07-23-2009, 02:13 PM
I thought about being a surrogate mother once, but my husband's family of lawyers bullied me out of it. :p

DJdharma
07-23-2009, 06:00 PM
Was thinking of over dosing on Horny Goat Weed

Does a brotha smoke dat?

Courtney
07-23-2009, 06:37 PM
selling eggs is a bit different than selling sperm. if i could just jerk off to release my eggs, i'd sell them to everyone. eating hormones to harvest them in my body for a month or so isn't really worth whatever payment i'd get.

Exactly. All those hormones aren't very good for you.

However, I'm currently considering teaching a community college class on the side to make some money, and honestly, I think pumping my body full of hormones might be preferable to reading 30 papers on the art of the Italian Renaissance that all somehow manage to find a way to cite the Da Vinci Code.

Quadromarshia
07-23-2009, 06:44 PM
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Kool-Aid-Wine

Best wikihow thus far.

Pixiessp
07-23-2009, 06:46 PM
My store got an overhaul about 3 years ago and one of the new items we were to carry in our Vitamin/Supplement aisle was something identified on the shelf tag as HGW. I thought...cool, a new vitamin. How exciting!!

The item came in and it was......Horny Goat Weed.
I had a good laugh. :)
By far my favorite of the male sexual aids that we carry in our store is called Mandelay. I always read it as Mandalay. As in Mandalay Bay. That is until I actually paid attention to the name and then i couldn't stop laughing.

Did you hear about the prostitute that went into the hospital for an appendectomy?
They sewed up the wrong hole and now she makes money on the side.