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blackchango
07-22-2009, 06:31 PM
My wife's the made of honor for this wedding and she's trying to come up with funny things to put on the bridesmaids shirts. Any ideas ? I told her to put pussy control on the bridesmaids shirts and last chance on the bride but she shot me down.

RotationSlimWang
07-22-2009, 06:44 PM
The shirt's should read:

I'm gonna be real easy to fuck tomorrow after this bitch gets married.

gaypalmsprings
07-22-2009, 06:48 PM
"I do red shit."

Courtney
07-22-2009, 06:49 PM
It will be better if she chooses a different shirt text for each bridesmaid's personality. People like personalized stuff. (She can use the same shirt color and font to make them cohesive and still have that embarrassing we're-part-of-a-group-all-wearing-the-same-clothing thing.)

RotationSlimWang
07-22-2009, 06:50 PM
I like gaypalm's idea way more, and I don't even know what the fuck it means.

gaypalmsprings
07-22-2009, 06:59 PM
I like gaypalm's idea way more, and I don't even know what the fuck it means.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w302/gaypalmsprings/red.jpg

blackchango
07-22-2009, 07:09 PM
It will be better if she chooses a different shirt text for each bridesmaid's personality. People like personalized stuff. (She can use the same shirt color and font to make them cohesive and still have that embarrassing we're-part-of-a-group-all-wearing-the-same-clothing thing.)

she's liking this ^

What should they say though

SDsoldier7
07-22-2009, 07:15 PM
it should say the persons personality traits: the funny one, the sneaky one, the naughty one.....etc

Young blood
07-22-2009, 07:50 PM
KKTDRqQtPO8


"Wooo girls go down after 3 shots"

RotationSlimWang
07-22-2009, 07:55 PM
The cunt-faced one.

Young blood
07-22-2009, 08:00 PM
"Human sperm bank, donations encouraged."

RotationSlimWang
07-22-2009, 08:01 PM
"Total Fucking Come Dumpster."

Young blood
07-22-2009, 08:29 PM
Sounds like this bachelorette party is shaping up to be the best one evah.

RotationSlimWang
07-22-2009, 08:50 PM
"She likes to play rape."

Alchemy
07-22-2009, 09:09 PM
"Bukkake Warrior" and "Gloryhole Gladiator"

EDIT: Oh! and "Semen Samurai"

RotationSlimWang
07-22-2009, 09:09 PM
"Shoot It On My Face Without Warning."

Alchemy
07-22-2009, 09:16 PM
If she's ugly have her shirt say, "Last Stop on the Penis Bus."

blackchango
07-22-2009, 09:26 PM
If she's ugly have her shirt say, "Last Stop on the Penis Bus."
Hahaha She's pretty hot actually ! If it were up to me I'd combine all these great suggestions and airbrush them (message board layout and all) on an american apparel dress tucked into mom jeans and matching hockey masks with lunch meat on them. Oh gawd what have I become!

captncrzy
07-22-2009, 09:36 PM
Penises are a nice standby. I mean, when in doubt, a big ol' penis is always good.

Aurgasm
07-22-2009, 09:38 PM
DO NOT GET MARRIED.

You're making a huge mistake.

captncrzy
07-22-2009, 09:40 PM
Oh, geez; this was on your facebook too. WTF?

MissingPerson
07-22-2009, 09:43 PM
KKTDRqQtPO8


Reminded me of this.

fJxxvsXzPT4

captncrzy
07-22-2009, 09:46 PM
Reminded me of this.

fJxxvsXzPT4

that bitch clearly stole Brandon's rap

MissingPerson
07-22-2009, 09:49 PM
The music cracks me up. What amazes me about it is that whoever put it together knows that girl well enough to have a few hundred photos of her to hand.

One of your friends fucking hates you, lass.

Anyway, Batchelorette party: doesn't matter what they wear, it'll just end up crusted in vomit and glitter anyway.

Courtney
07-22-2009, 10:01 PM
In this post-MySpace/Facebook/etc age, you don't necessarily have to be friends with someone to get a few dozen pictures of them. The person just has to be dumb enough to leave their profile(s) public.

But yeah. That's consistency.

BROKENDOLL
07-23-2009, 01:38 AM
Reminded me of this.
fJxxvsXzPT4
Facially paralyzed, maybe? Or, lip plumping gone bad?

Alchemy
07-23-2009, 02:10 AM
Or maybe that girl is actually some sort of comedic genius?

justinaqui
07-23-2009, 07:46 AM
Or maybe that girl is actually some sort of comedic genius?
:lool
no idea why im even in this thread, though.

boarderwoozel3
07-23-2009, 07:57 AM
"She likes to play rape."

I loled pretty hard at this one.

marooko
07-23-2009, 08:36 AM
The music cracks me up.

i fucking loled hard as soon as it started up.

caco0283
07-23-2009, 09:09 AM
fJxxvsXzPT4

I wonder if she looks like that when she gives head. I would poke her in the eye with my left pinky if she did

JustSteve
07-23-2009, 09:39 AM
Reminded me of this.

fJxxvsXzPT4

how about all the dudes in the video with the same hairstyle? jesus.

amyzzz
07-23-2009, 10:37 AM
Maybe the puckered-up girl has crooked teeth and doesn't like to smile.

Courtney
07-23-2009, 10:44 AM
Maybe parents of young children everywhere were correct: be careful of making silly faces because your face might get stuck like that forever.

captncrzy
07-23-2009, 11:14 AM
Maybe the puckered-up girl has crooked teeth and doesn't like to smile.

If she ceased all tanning booth trips for 6 months, she could afford to get her teeth fixed. She seriously looks like an underbaked brownie.

blackchango
07-23-2009, 04:07 PM
The music cracks me up. What amazes me about it is that whoever put it together knows that girl well enough to have a few hundred photos of her to hand.

One of your friends fucking hates you, lass.

Anyway, Batchelorette party: doesn't matter what they wear, it'll just end up crusted in vomit and glitter anyway.
Hahaha! Exactly and dont forget the pastrami!