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malcolmjamalawesome
07-22-2009, 05:08 PM
Today's Wolfman Wisdom:

Did you know that, when it comes to asparagus making your pee smell funny, you can be one of four different genetic types?

There are two separate genes that determine whether or not asparagus affects the smell of your urine. BUT, there are also two separate genes that determine whether or not you can actually smell the weird smell that asparagus may or may not induce?

So, theoretically, you could have the gene that makes your pee smell funny when you eat asparagus but NOT have the gene that allows you to smell the difference so you'd never know. BUT, someone else might have the gene and if they somehow came in contact with your foul-smelling urine, they might be able to smell it.

Knowledge is Wolf Power.

MissingPerson
07-22-2009, 05:10 PM
I missed you.

zenidogx
07-22-2009, 05:12 PM
http://www.tirislom.com/img/whoa-neo01.jpg

greghead
07-22-2009, 05:12 PM
Yes.

chairmenmeow47
07-22-2009, 05:19 PM
what's the gene for fuscia poo?

Cdubby
07-22-2009, 05:23 PM
i always wondered why my pee didn't smell from asparagus. now i know it could possibly smell, i'll need to eat some more and get into some water sports with my girl to confirm.

amyzzz
07-22-2009, 05:26 PM
I already know what gene I have.

SoulDischarge
07-22-2009, 05:43 PM
As do I. It's why I've chosen to abstain from procreating. No child should have to go through that.

marooko
07-22-2009, 06:01 PM
what's the gene for fuscia poo?

i wanna sig this. but i wont.

good stuff MJA.

JebusLives
07-22-2009, 06:19 PM
I fucking love random facts... I will repeat this ad nauseum at work tomorrow, to anyone who will listen.

captncrzy
07-22-2009, 09:43 PM
what's the gene for fuscia poo?

redvelvetoliticus


I also echo the happy sentiment that MJA has returned. Trance! Fuck YEAH!

malcolmjamalawesome
07-29-2009, 04:05 PM
Today's Wolfman Wisdom:

Your actual brain can't feel pain. It doesn't have any pain receptors. It's surrounded by tissues and nerves that do, but if I were to theoretically surgically open your head and stick my penis or another sharp object directly into your actual brain, you wouldn't feel any pain from it.

Knowledge is Wolf Power.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 04:07 PM
Your penis is sharp? You might want to get that checked out, and I know what you are thinking, I mean by a doctor.

amyzzz
07-29-2009, 04:07 PM
Painless death by skullfuck? Hell yeah!

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 04:10 PM
Creeped out by Amyzzz.

amyzzz
07-29-2009, 04:12 PM
I've been reading too many zombie stories.

MissingPerson
07-29-2009, 04:55 PM
I already knew that, MJA, from the story about the guy with the earwig in his brain.

BlackSwan
07-29-2009, 04:56 PM
I already knew that too, but who are you to question the Wolfman?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-29-2009, 05:06 PM
http://www.uncasnetworks.com/xerb/photos/wolfman_graffiti.jpg

higgybaby23
07-29-2009, 05:39 PM
I <3 this thread. Just sayin'...

CalmerThanYou
07-29-2009, 05:39 PM
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/willzweigart/the_more_you_know.jpg

MeowMixer
07-29-2009, 06:02 PM
MJA!!!!!! I MISSED YOU BEST FRIEND!!!! And thanks for the knowledge as well.

MeowMixer
07-29-2009, 06:03 PM
Is that really my avatar?

liquidsnake28
07-29-2009, 06:23 PM
It's WOLFTIME!!!

amyzzz
09-02-2009, 05:26 PM
need more wisdom.

obzen
09-02-2009, 05:51 PM
With wisdom comes sorrow.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
09-02-2009, 06:29 PM
not if you're wolfman

obzen
09-02-2009, 06:31 PM
Pride comes before a fall.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
09-02-2009, 06:32 PM
not if you're wolfman

obzen
09-02-2009, 06:38 PM
Rattlesnake wisdom.

PassiveTheory
09-02-2009, 07:53 PM
not if you're wolfman

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
09-02-2009, 08:07 PM
praise be to you wolfman

Wolfman akbar

malcolmjamalawesome
09-02-2009, 08:30 PM
Did I post the one already about how there is one gene that makes people have flaky earwax and one that makes them have gooey earwax?

Young blood
09-02-2009, 08:32 PM
Get at me wolf.

miscorrections
09-02-2009, 08:34 PM
But that's also about each person's ambient body temperature and if there's a fever and whatnot.

SoulDischarge
09-02-2009, 11:56 PM
What a let down. The wolfman wears no clothes.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
09-03-2009, 01:27 AM
the woflman is supreme

obzen
09-03-2009, 09:00 AM
Burrito Supreme.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
09-03-2009, 01:58 PM
only if you're wolfman

obzen
09-03-2009, 02:13 PM
No,mames-
I'm a Boca Del Rio carne asada burrito,con todo.

obzen
09-03-2009, 02:13 PM
lolz

TomAz
09-03-2009, 03:14 PM
http://www.templeofthedemon.com/images/wolfmanjack.jpg

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
09-05-2009, 04:23 PM
i have slaughtered a goat for wolfman


WOLFMAN AKBAR

M Sparks
09-06-2009, 11:29 AM
Get at me wolf.

Sorry I'm a bit late to this thread...which is wonderful...but I just wanted to say "Bless you for this."

Wheelies!

malcolmjamalawesome
11-17-2009, 09:10 PM
Ever heard of the Asian Glow? Apparently some Asians have some enzyme thing where if they drink a small amount of booze their face gets all red. And it's called "The Asian Glow". Fuckin' A right, dawg.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_glow

Gribbz
11-17-2009, 09:20 PM
I have several friends who turn red after drinking copious amounts of alcohol. Not sure about minimal amounts.


Racist.

obzen
11-17-2009, 09:28 PM
I haven't seen any Wolfman pics yet,what gives?

kroqken
11-17-2009, 09:30 PM
Today's Wolfman Wisdom:

Did you know that, when it comes to asparagus making your pee smell funny, you can be one of four different genetic types?

There are two separate genes that determine whether or not asparagus affects the smell of your urine. BUT, there are also two separate genes that determine whether or not you can actually smell the weird smell that asparagus may or may not induce?

So, theoretically, you could have the gene that makes your pee smell funny when you eat asparagus but NOT have the gene that allows you to smell the difference so you'd never know. BUT, someone else might have the gene and if they somehow came in contact with your foul-smelling urine, they might be able to smell it.

Knowledge is Wolf Power.
I noticed that if I eat corn, it comes out the next day intact, yellow instead of brown. Why do corn kernels not decompose?

Suffacated
11-17-2009, 09:39 PM
Golden nibblets?