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SDsoldier7
07-18-2009, 02:19 AM
lets get the 411 on how to catch a cougar at coachella

SDsoldier7
07-18-2009, 02:22 AM
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Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-18-2009, 02:40 AM
have a heart traps work wonders. bait them with pool boys

no worries about getting it past security, they know what's up

greghead
07-18-2009, 04:21 AM
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Still-ill
07-18-2009, 08:11 AM
http://bluntcard.com/images/1245617624pool-boy.gif

BROKENDOLL
07-18-2009, 08:59 AM
I recommend atleast a 10" snare.

Still-ill
07-18-2009, 09:34 AM
How to catch an "algunz" ?

TallGuyCM
07-18-2009, 10:29 AM
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/heather-locklear.jpg

Literally the hottest cougar ever.

amyzzz
07-18-2009, 10:34 AM
I'm laying my bets on Jennifer Connelly.

Derekx
07-18-2009, 10:43 AM
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/heather-locklear.jpg

Yes, please.

marooko
07-18-2009, 10:52 AM
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/heather-locklear.jpg


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll239/greg-head/MB_650_MB750.jpg

if thats what it takes.

Aurgasm
07-18-2009, 11:47 AM
This is fucking easy. To make it easy, go to some show where you know cougs will be dancing and their husbands will be sitting down on the grass, ie, Prince. Then just make eye contact and show her your moves. Lay on some charm and dance away from hubby and boom, coug time.
I'd suggest doing this during latin dance sets, ie, gotan project and thievery corporation. If you don't find a cougar you're bound to find some beautiful south american who can REALLY dance.

Ardentbiscuit
07-18-2009, 11:52 AM
lets get the 411 on how to catch a cougar at coachella

As long as you can get over being the same age or possibly older than their kids then you will do fine.

JustSteve
07-18-2009, 12:03 PM
Literally the hottest cougar ever.

we ate lunch at a table next to hers at the cheescake factory in fashion island one time. i came up with many ways to look at her without it being insanely obvious. she was lookin' good...

whynotsmile99
07-18-2009, 02:33 PM
i had lunch next to Michael Dougals, Kirk Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones and their family . Catherine wore a baseball hat and sunglasses and was still drop dead gorgeous. i don't think she is the coachella type however

Suffacated
07-18-2009, 03:01 PM
How to catch an "algunz" ?

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/POLO/hook.jpg

bleep
07-18-2009, 03:03 PM
where's the thread for silver foxes?

BlackSwan
07-18-2009, 03:14 PM
Silver foxes? I like "manther".

Anyway, the real simple answer to this question is hang out with Calmer. Though, I'm sure he will get the hotter one than you.

Still-ill
07-18-2009, 03:25 PM
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elliemchale
07-19-2009, 02:47 AM
lets get the 411 on how to catch a cougar at coachella

Be a pompous 28 year old dickhead who thinks he is god's gift to the universe. And, have enough money to by older ladies booze... Or give them drugs. Drugs, plus huge pecs and shaved balls always lands a babyfaced boy a saggy breasted cougar.

elliemchale
07-19-2009, 02:49 AM
where's the thread for silver foxes?

OMG, let me hop into that thread. It's common knowledge that older men have a nasty attraction to me. I am a silver fox tease...

scoop49er
07-19-2009, 07:36 AM
well im 38.. nice to meet you! lol...

gaypalmsprings
07-19-2009, 07:59 AM
Use a good pick-up line.

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Ardentbiscuit
07-19-2009, 08:02 AM
Guy I work with started dating this lady with 2 kids much older than him. He's 25, she's in her 40s, somewhere in there.

The kids are between 13 and 20.

He got her pregnant.

Somehow she convinced him to marry her and keep the baby. They got married in Vegas.

So now he's married with 2 kids and a 3rd on the way!

SDsoldier7
07-19-2009, 10:46 AM
wow.

SDsoldier7
07-19-2009, 10:50 AM
http://www.freewebs.com/aayalah/b_aaliyah_age_aint_nothing_but_a_number_cd_cover.j pg

SDsoldier7
07-19-2009, 10:51 AM
i think thats r kelly in the background?

Piss Tapes!

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-20-2009, 12:26 AM
take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face.....im gunna piss on it.

Ardentbiscuit
07-26-2009, 11:04 AM
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jimmycrackcorn
07-26-2009, 01:16 PM
Silver foxes? I like "manther".



:nono
the correct term is "predator"