Today's "Quote of the Day."

[obzen]

"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."

-Walt Whitman

[marooko]

if you dont want to work, become a reporter. that awful power, the public opinion of the nation, was created by a horde of self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditch digging and shoemaking and fetched up journalism on their way to the poorhouse.

-mark twain, 1881

[MissingPerson]

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[Young blood]

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[Still-ill]

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[chairmenmeow47]

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ha ha ha, i watched that last night.

[zenidogx]

i saw that episode. that is to say i've seen it.

[chairmenmeow47]

i saw that episode. that is to say i've seen it.

ha ha ha, excellent.

[obzen]

yes...







"...excellent."

-Montgomery Burns

[Westy]

Bobby Baccalieri: "To the victor belongs the spoils."
Tony Soprano: "Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotation book up your fat fucking ass."

[gaypalmsprings]

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[obzen]

"IF GRAVITY CAN AFFECT TIME, AND LIGHT CAN AFFECT GRAVITY, THEN LIGHT CAN AFFECT TIME"
-RONALD MALLETT, AUTHOR OF THE TRAVELER

[obzen]

"It's not a war on drugs-it's a war on personal freedom."

-Bill Hicks,Comedian

[JewFace]

"The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner."
-Tallulah Bankhead

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[MassiveChemicalPunk]

"Bitch! You know what I want! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!"

- Sir Smoke-ALot

[MissingPerson]

Tallulah Bankhead frequently, and effortlessly, shot off fantastic quotes.

[MissingPerson]

"Nonsense, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

- General John Sedgewick.

[greghead]

"Just because we wear sequined suits doesn't mean we think we're great, it means we think sequins are great."

--Gram Parsons

[chairmenmeow47]

"The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner."
-Tallulah Bankhead

http://www.biographicon.com/images/TallulahBankhead.jpg

i have a card from my dad i keep on my desk that says this :)

[djandrews25]

There is this new chick at my work and she is just basically stupid as a rock. Anyway shes been doing better, and the other day when she actually listened to someone else and got her job done fast and easy she jumps up all excited and yells, "I'm getting gooder."


Sigh........

[obzen]

:lool


















:nono

[obzen]

"Nothing is real,everything is permitted-believe in nothing".
-Obzen(Eric)

[JewFace]

"Sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

-Mae West
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[obzen]

"Why Johnny Tyler,The Mad Cap--where you goin' with that shotgun!?"

-Doc Holliday,Tombstone

[TomAz]

24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
Oscar Wilde

[MissingPerson]

Went past his old house the other day, there's a statue of him sitting on a rock facing it.

Local Dubliners call it the *** on the Crag, or the Cock on the Rock.

http://www.inspiringcities.org/documenten/citypoems/dublin/wilde/40823188_269aedc763_by_yakanama.jpg

Gotta love his Fonzie expression.

[zenidogx]

24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


We would have quoted him, but Keats and Yeats are on our side.

[buddy]

"Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star."

Confucius

[djandrews25]

"I miss the comfort of being insane."

Kurt Cobain

[stinkbutt]

"May the ground always touch your feet, and your poop always float"

-My dad's toast

[djandrews25]

"May the ground always touch your feet, and your poop always float"

-My dad's toast

Floating poop means that you have too much fat in your diet.

-djandrews25

[obzen]

Here's one for the ladys:


“Every woman is a rebel,and usually in wild revolt against herself.”

-Oscar Wilde

[bug on your lip]

"Mawnin'!nice wedder dis mawnin'

How you come on, den? Is you deaf?' 'Kaze if you is, I kin holler louder."

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[obzen]

-An original is a creation motivated by desire.Any reproduction of an originals motivated be necessity. It is marvelous that we are the only species that creates gratuitous forms.To create is divine,to reproduce is human.

-Man Ray

[obzen]

"...It means fuck all-it's a sympathy vote!!"

-Sick Boy,Trainspotting

[obzen]

"Listen you fuckers,you screwheads-here is a man who would not take it anymore,who would not let---listen you fuckers,you screwheads-here is a man who would not take it anymore,a man who stood up against the scum,the cunts,the dogs,the filth,the shit-here is somone who stood up...here is..."

Robert DeNiro,Taxi Driver

[obzen]

"What a bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here-this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!!"


-Jesse The Body Ventura,Predator

[TomAz]

I thought the point was to have interesting quotes.

[TomAz]

"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult."

- PJ O'Rourke

[BROKENDOLL]

"Real friends are those, that when you've made an ass of yourself, know you've haven't done a permanent job of it..."
Ashleigh Brilliant

[BROKENDOLL]

"It's not whether you turn a head that's important...it's whether you capture a heart.."
Brokendoll

[TomAz]

"Shut the fuck up"
TomAz

[BROKENDOLL]

"Better a diamond with a flaw, than a pebble without."
Confucious

[BROKENDOLL]

"Shut the fuck up"
TomAz
I always forget that one.

[marooko]

I thought the point was to have interesting quotes.

where did you get that from? all it says is "Today's 'Quote of the Day.'" nothing more, nothing less. you expecting things to be different again?

[Alchemy]

"Sociability is just a big smile, and a big smile is nothing but teeth."

- Jack Kerouac

[zenidogx]

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” - Mark Twain

[BROKENDOLL]

Rockstar Quotes~

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken" TOMMY LEE

"Money can’t buy you happiness. But it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." — David Lee Roth.

"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."- Steven Tyler

[BROKENDOLL]

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” - Mark Twain
I always forget this one too.

[obzen]

Rockstar Quotes~

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken" TOMMY LEE

"Money can’t buy you happiness. But it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." — David Lee Roth.

"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."- Steven Tyler

I like all of these.

[obzen]

"Sociability is just a big smile, and a big smile is nothing but teeth."

- Jack Kerouac

Excellent.



Anything from Ginsberg is worth dropping too.

[obzen]

"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult."

- PJ O'Rourke

hmm...



"Shut the fuck up"
TomAz

Interesting.

[BROKENDOLL]

Here's a PLURfect quote...

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. "
Jimi Hendrix

[obzen]

"You can't seperate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he/she has his/her freedom."

-Malcom X

[obzen]

"It's not the size of your pencil it's how you write your name."

-Dave Mustaine,The Decline of Western Civilization Part II-The Metal Years

[Still-ill]

Thought is the Thought of thought...

-James Joyce

[BROKENDOLL]

"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
Oliver Wendell Holmes

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

"Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem."
Keith Richards

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life !"
Frank Zappa

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." James Dean

[MissingPerson]

Churchill wouldn't have said "pants."

[MissingPerson]

"I hate so much about the things you choose to be."

[gaypalmsprings]

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[obzen]

“The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.”

-D.H. Lawrence

[SDsoldier7]

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nice

[Still-ill]

Happiness is hard to recall. Its just a glow.
-Frank McCourt
R.I.P.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

"This shit is bananas
B A N A N A S"
-Gwen Stefani

aint it the truth?

[BROKENDOLL]

The 60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great.
-- Abbie Hoffman, American activist

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

[SDsoldier7]

“The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.”

-D.H. Lawrence

i am really thankful that i can understand this quote. nice one.

at first i said, i think it would be better if it said "the cruelest thing a man can do to himself is to portray a woman as perfection", but the more i thought about it, the more sense the original quote made.

[greghead]

"I don't snort cocaine, I just like the way it smells."

--Rodney Dangerfield

[obzen]

^nice.


"There are two tragedies in life.One is to not get your heart's desire.The other is to get it."


-George Bernard Shaw

[obzen]

"Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows."


-William Shakespeare

[BROKENDOLL]

"I don't snort cocaine, I just like the way it smells."

--Rodney Dangerfield
Ha,ha,ha!
"Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money..."
Robin Williams

[obzen]

"It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability."

-Francois de La Fochefoucauld

[BROKENDOLL]

"I'm pissed...Don't fuck with me."
Brokendoll

[bug on your lip]

"OK attention whore. Your turn.
I'd really love to answer your question Tommy so here's the deal.
Next year at Coachella, instead of hiding in the group like you did this year,
please feel free to stand up and ask me that exact same question. In person. Face to face. For the love of God, be a man for once in your life Tommy and stand up, Stand up ....ask me Tommy, please.
I promise you Tommy, I'm really not as bad as people make me out to be"
http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=1874&dateline=1247187720&type=thumb

[SoulDischarge]

24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
Oscar Wilde

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

I have used that quote to justify a vast majority of my more hedonistic tendencies.

[BROKENDOLL]

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers

[obzen]

"He who would leap high must take a long run."

-Danish Proverb

[marooko]

"Nobody deserves to be a barbecue."

Concerned citizen

[BROKENDOLL]

24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
Oscar Wilde


I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde

[SDsoldier7]

"coug time" - Me

[greghead]

24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
Oscar Wilde

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."

--Oscar Wilde

[obzen]

"There are two types of balls:there are big brave balls,and there are little mincey ****** balls."


-Bullet Tooth Tony,Snatch

[BROKENDOLL]

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."

--Oscar Wilde
Ol' Oscar would probably have said the same shit about this message board...

True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin

"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun."
Katherine Hepburn

[obzen]

"Not to know what happened before one was born is always to be a child."

-Cicero

[obzen]

"There is a god within each breast"

-Ovid

[obzen]

"A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow"

[Gribbz]

"Brothers don't watch Seinfeld." - Michael Wilbon

[cubrocker]

"its not sexy if you call it 'the pooper' or 'the butt'.... its called 'the chamber of love'" - my coworker

[Alchemy]

Anyone who doesn't read Cortazar is doomed. Not to read him is a serious invisible disease which in time can have terrible consequences. Something similar to a man who has never tasted peaches. He would quietly become sadder...and, probably, little by little, he would lose his hair.

- Pablo Neruda

[obzen]

Intelligence is quickness to apprehend as distinct from ability,which is the capacity to act wisely on the thing apprehended.

-Alfred Whitehead

[TomAz]

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Oscar Wilde

[boarderwoozel3]

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to too.

Mitch Hedburg

[Westy]

"Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and i'm sick of explaing this.."

Rapper are the poets of this generation!- Jay-z

[obzen]

Keep from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,but the really great make you feel that you,too,can become great.

-Mark Twain

[obzen]

There are only two mistakes one make along the road to truth-not going all the way,and not starting.

-Buddha

[boarderwoozel3]

Ozben is a crazy motherfucker;more times than not.

[obzen]

"I Know,isn't it wild?!"

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