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obzen
07-08-2009, 03:47 PM
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."

-Walt Whitman

marooko
07-08-2009, 03:51 PM
if you dont want to work, become a reporter. that awful power, the public opinion of the nation, was created by a horde of self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditch digging and shoemaking and fetched up journalism on their way to the poorhouse.

-mark twain, 1881

MissingPerson
07-08-2009, 03:52 PM
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/waltwhitman.png

Young blood
07-08-2009, 03:53 PM
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Still-ill
07-08-2009, 03:54 PM
http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-little-person-tabl.jpg

chairmenmeow47
07-08-2009, 03:55 PM
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/waltwhitman.png

ha ha ha, i watched that last night.

zenidogx
07-08-2009, 04:03 PM
i saw that episode. that is to say i've seen it.

chairmenmeow47
07-08-2009, 04:14 PM
i saw that episode. that is to say i've seen it.

ha ha ha, excellent.

obzen
07-08-2009, 04:21 PM
yes...







"...excellent."

-Montgomery Burns

Westy
07-08-2009, 08:46 PM
Bobby Baccalieri: "To the victor belongs the spoils."
Tony Soprano: "Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotation book up your fat fucking ass."

gaypalmsprings
07-08-2009, 09:24 PM
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obzen
07-09-2009, 08:09 AM
"IF GRAVITY CAN AFFECT TIME, AND LIGHT CAN AFFECT GRAVITY, THEN LIGHT CAN AFFECT TIME"
-RONALD MALLETT, AUTHOR OF THE TRAVELER

obzen
07-10-2009, 10:10 AM
"It's not a war on drugs-it's a war on personal freedom."

-Bill Hicks,Comedian

JewFace
07-10-2009, 12:23 PM
"The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner."
-Tallulah Bankhead

http://www.biographicon.com/images/TallulahBankhead.jpg

MassiveChemicalPunk
07-10-2009, 12:28 PM
"Bitch! You know what I want! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!"

- Sir Smoke-ALot

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 12:29 PM
Tallulah Bankhead frequently, and effortlessly, shot off fantastic quotes.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 12:30 PM
"Nonsense, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

- General John Sedgewick.

greghead
07-10-2009, 12:44 PM
"Just because we wear sequined suits doesn't mean we think we're great, it means we think sequins are great."

--Gram Parsons

chairmenmeow47
07-10-2009, 12:50 PM
"The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner."
-Tallulah Bankhead

http://www.biographicon.com/images/TallulahBankhead.jpg

i have a card from my dad i keep on my desk that says this :)

djandrews25
07-10-2009, 12:57 PM
There is this new chick at my work and she is just basically stupid as a rock. Anyway shes been doing better, and the other day when she actually listened to someone else and got her job done fast and easy she jumps up all excited and yells, "I'm getting gooder."


Sigh........

obzen
07-10-2009, 01:13 PM
:lool


















:nono

obzen
07-11-2009, 12:46 AM
"Nothing is real,everything is permitted-believe in nothing".
-Obzen(Eric)

JewFace
07-11-2009, 07:10 AM
"Sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

-Mae West
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obzen
07-12-2009, 06:55 AM
"Why Johnny Tyler,The Mad Cap--where you goin' with that shotgun!?"

-Doc Holliday,Tombstone

TomAz
07-12-2009, 07:43 AM
24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
Oscar Wilde

MissingPerson
07-12-2009, 07:45 AM
Went past his old house the other day, there's a statue of him sitting on a rock facing it.

Local Dubliners call it the *** on the Crag, or the Cock on the Rock.

http://www.inspiringcities.org/documenten/citypoems/dublin/wilde/40823188_269aedc763_by_yakanama.jpg

Gotta love his Fonzie expression.

zenidogx
07-12-2009, 11:52 AM
24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


We would have quoted him, but Keats and Yeats are on our side.

buddy
07-12-2009, 12:20 PM
"Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star."

Confucius

djandrews25
07-12-2009, 02:33 PM
"I miss the comfort of being insane."

Kurt Cobain

stinkbutt
07-12-2009, 02:39 PM
"May the ground always touch your feet, and your poop always float"

-My dad's toast

djandrews25
07-12-2009, 02:41 PM
"May the ground always touch your feet, and your poop always float"

-My dad's toast

Floating poop means that you have too much fat in your diet.

-djandrews25

obzen
07-13-2009, 07:19 AM
Here's one for the ladys:


“Every woman is a rebel,and usually in wild revolt against herself.”

-Oscar Wilde

bug on your lip
07-13-2009, 07:29 AM
"Mawnin'!nice wedder dis mawnin'

How you come on, den? Is you deaf?' 'Kaze if you is, I kin holler louder."

http://dimporter.com/images/tar.jpg

obzen
07-14-2009, 09:16 AM
-An original is a creation motivated by desire.Any reproduction of an originals motivated be necessity. It is marvelous that we are the only species that creates gratuitous forms.To create is divine,to reproduce is human.

-Man Ray

obzen
07-15-2009, 09:21 AM
"...It means fuck all-it's a sympathy vote!!"

-Sick Boy,Trainspotting

obzen
07-16-2009, 07:16 PM
"Listen you fuckers,you screwheads-here is a man who would not take it anymore,who would not let---listen you fuckers,you screwheads-here is a man who would not take it anymore,a man who stood up against the scum,the cunts,the dogs,the filth,the shit-here is somone who stood up...here is..."

Robert DeNiro,Taxi Driver

obzen
07-17-2009, 09:51 AM
"What a bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here-this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!!"


-Jesse The Body Ventura,Predator

TomAz
07-17-2009, 10:38 AM
I thought the point was to have interesting quotes.

TomAz
07-17-2009, 10:44 AM
"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult."

- PJ O'Rourke

BROKENDOLL
07-17-2009, 10:46 AM
"Real friends are those, that when you've made an ass of yourself, know you've haven't done a permanent job of it..."
Ashleigh Brilliant

BROKENDOLL
07-17-2009, 10:48 AM
"It's not whether you turn a head that's important...it's whether you capture a heart.."
Brokendoll

TomAz
07-17-2009, 10:49 AM
"Shut the fuck up"
TomAz

BROKENDOLL
07-17-2009, 10:55 AM
"Better a diamond with a flaw, than a pebble without."
Confucious

BROKENDOLL
07-17-2009, 10:57 AM
"Shut the fuck up"
TomAz
I always forget that one.

marooko
07-17-2009, 10:59 AM
I thought the point was to have interesting quotes.

where did you get that from? all it says is "Today's 'Quote of the Day.'" nothing more, nothing less. you expecting things to be different again?

Alchemy
07-17-2009, 11:01 AM
"Sociability is just a big smile, and a big smile is nothing but teeth."

- Jack Kerouac

zenidogx
07-17-2009, 11:04 AM
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” - Mark Twain

BROKENDOLL
07-17-2009, 11:10 AM
Rockstar Quotes~

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken" TOMMY LEE

"Money can’t buy you happiness. But it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." — David Lee Roth.

"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."- Steven Tyler

BROKENDOLL
07-17-2009, 11:11 AM
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” - Mark Twain
I always forget this one too.

obzen
07-17-2009, 11:14 AM
Rockstar Quotes~

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken" TOMMY LEE

"Money can’t buy you happiness. But it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." — David Lee Roth.

"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."- Steven Tyler

I like all of these.

obzen
07-17-2009, 11:15 AM
"Sociability is just a big smile, and a big smile is nothing but teeth."

- Jack Kerouac

Excellent.



Anything from Ginsberg is worth dropping too.

obzen
07-17-2009, 11:24 AM
"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult."

- PJ O'Rourke

hmm...



"Shut the fuck up"
TomAz

Interesting.

BROKENDOLL
07-17-2009, 11:29 AM
Here's a PLURfect quote...

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. "
Jimi Hendrix

obzen
07-17-2009, 11:41 AM
"You can't seperate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he/she has his/her freedom."

-Malcom X

obzen
07-18-2009, 08:28 AM
"It's not the size of your pencil it's how you write your name."

-Dave Mustaine,The Decline of Western Civilization Part II-The Metal Years

Still-ill
07-18-2009, 08:29 AM
Thought is the Thought of thought...

-James Joyce

BROKENDOLL
07-18-2009, 10:33 AM
"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
Oliver Wendell Holmes

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

"Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem."
Keith Richards

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life !"
Frank Zappa

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." James Dean

MissingPerson
07-18-2009, 11:36 AM
Churchill wouldn't have said "pants."

MissingPerson
07-19-2009, 05:39 PM
"I hate so much about the things you choose to be."

gaypalmsprings
07-19-2009, 05:48 PM
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obzen
07-19-2009, 08:46 PM
“The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.”

-D.H. Lawrence

SDsoldier7
07-19-2009, 08:52 PM
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nice

Still-ill
07-19-2009, 09:17 PM
Happiness is hard to recall. Its just a glow.
-Frank McCourt
R.I.P.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-20-2009, 12:19 AM
"This shit is bananas
B A N A N A S"
-Gwen Stefani

aint it the truth?

BROKENDOLL
07-20-2009, 08:12 AM
The 60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great.
-- Abbie Hoffman, American activist

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

SDsoldier7
07-20-2009, 08:17 AM
“The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.”

-D.H. Lawrence

i am really thankful that i can understand this quote. nice one.

at first i said, i think it would be better if it said "the cruelest thing a man can do to himself is to portray a woman as perfection", but the more i thought about it, the more sense the original quote made.

greghead
07-20-2009, 08:37 AM
"I don't snort cocaine, I just like the way it smells."

--Rodney Dangerfield

obzen
07-20-2009, 08:48 AM
^nice.


"There are two tragedies in life.One is to not get your heart's desire.The other is to get it."


-George Bernard Shaw

obzen
07-21-2009, 08:51 AM
"Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows."


-William Shakespeare

BROKENDOLL
07-21-2009, 09:23 AM
"I don't snort cocaine, I just like the way it smells."

--Rodney Dangerfield
Ha,ha,ha!
"Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money..."
Robin Williams

obzen
07-22-2009, 08:47 AM
"It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability."

-Francois de La Fochefoucauld

BROKENDOLL
07-22-2009, 09:34 AM
"I'm pissed...Don't fuck with me."
Brokendoll

bug on your lip
07-22-2009, 10:38 AM
"OK attention whore. Your turn.
I'd really love to answer your question Tommy so here's the deal.
Next year at Coachella, instead of hiding in the group like you did this year,
please feel free to stand up and ask me that exact same question. In person. Face to face. For the love of God, be a man for once in your life Tommy and stand up, Stand up ....ask me Tommy, please.
I promise you Tommy, I'm really not as bad as people make me out to be"
http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=1874&dateline=1247187720&type=thumb

SoulDischarge
07-22-2009, 12:53 PM
24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
Oscar Wilde

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

I have used that quote to justify a vast majority of my more hedonistic tendencies.

BROKENDOLL
07-22-2009, 01:46 PM
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers

obzen
07-23-2009, 07:42 AM
"He who would leap high must take a long run."

-Danish Proverb

marooko
07-23-2009, 07:44 AM
"Nobody deserves to be a barbecue."

Concerned citizen

BROKENDOLL
07-23-2009, 08:48 AM
24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
Oscar Wilde


I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde

SDsoldier7
07-23-2009, 08:03 PM
"coug time" - Me

greghead
07-25-2009, 03:52 AM
24 posts in this thread and not a single one from Oscar Wilde?


"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
Oscar Wilde

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."

--Oscar Wilde

obzen
07-25-2009, 08:08 AM
"There are two types of balls:there are big brave balls,and there are little mincey ****** balls."


-Bullet Tooth Tony,Snatch

BROKENDOLL
07-25-2009, 08:36 AM
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."

--Oscar Wilde
Ol' Oscar would probably have said the same shit about this message board...

True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin

"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun."
Katherine Hepburn

obzen
09-18-2009, 03:41 PM
"Not to know what happened before one was born is always to be a child."

-Cicero

obzen
09-19-2009, 09:26 AM
"There is a god within each breast"

-Ovid

obzen
09-20-2009, 10:20 AM
"A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow"

Gribbz
09-20-2009, 10:42 AM
"Brothers don't watch Seinfeld." - Michael Wilbon

cubrocker
09-20-2009, 10:47 AM
"its not sexy if you call it 'the pooper' or 'the butt'.... its called 'the chamber of love'" - my coworker

Alchemy
09-20-2009, 01:53 PM
Anyone who doesn't read Cortazar is doomed. Not to read him is a serious invisible disease which in time can have terrible consequences. Something similar to a man who has never tasted peaches. He would quietly become sadder...and, probably, little by little, he would lose his hair.

- Pablo Neruda

obzen
09-22-2009, 01:01 PM
Intelligence is quickness to apprehend as distinct from ability,which is the capacity to act wisely on the thing apprehended.

-Alfred Whitehead

TomAz
09-22-2009, 01:28 PM
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Oscar Wilde

boarderwoozel3
09-27-2009, 02:38 AM
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to too.

Mitch Hedburg

Westy
09-27-2009, 02:51 AM
"Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and i'm sick of explaing this.."

Rapper are the poets of this generation!- Jay-z

obzen
09-27-2009, 08:23 AM
Keep from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,but the really great make you feel that you,too,can become great.

-Mark Twain

obzen
09-29-2009, 01:15 AM
There are only two mistakes one make along the road to truth-not going all the way,and not starting.

-Buddha

boarderwoozel3
09-29-2009, 02:01 AM
Ozben is a crazy motherfucker;more times than not.

obzen
09-29-2009, 02:03 AM
"I Know,isn't it wild?!"

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