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suprefan
02-17-2007, 09:45 AM
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4741/britneyspearsshavedheadpm1.jpg



http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/10915099.html

longbeach90803
02-17-2007, 09:52 AM
what do you think. her soul was on loan from the devil for say 6 years and now he officially has it back?

jerpar24
02-17-2007, 10:30 AM
HELL NO! Natalie Portman was still hot with a shaved head. YA I SAID IT!!!!

corbo
02-17-2007, 10:32 AM
crazy BITCH

gaypalmsprings
02-17-2007, 10:37 AM
She shaved her head because her hair was already falling out. She needs one of them Dolly Parton wigs.

DeltaSigChi4
02-17-2007, 11:16 AM
Natalie Portman is a beauty.

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DeltaSigChi4
02-17-2007, 11:17 AM
Britney Spears not so much.

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ayates
02-17-2007, 11:19 AM
http://www.independentcritics.com/images/thankyouforsmokingSPLASH.jpg

Approves.

full on idle
02-17-2007, 11:46 AM
hahaha cancer boy

summerkid
02-17-2007, 03:06 PM
The new Two Face shakin hands with cancer boy very nice.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
02-17-2007, 03:16 PM
CNN's quickvote today is:

Britney Spears' new hairdo:

Hot

Not

i voted hot. 61,233 (89%) voted not.

wisconsinboozer
02-17-2007, 03:33 PM
id still hit it

menikmati
02-17-2007, 03:38 PM
http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/4/6/3/1/721364_356x237.jpg

invisiblerobots
02-17-2007, 04:41 PM
Shamelessly swiped from Fark
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i211/invisible_robots/oconnorsinadidonotwantwbr5.jpg

SojuGorae
02-17-2007, 10:19 PM
She looks like a gay dude

TomAz
02-17-2007, 10:23 PM
Michael Stipe joins the rest of the REM boys in the studio to record REM's next album.

Hannahrain
02-17-2007, 10:27 PM
Natalie Portman is a beauty.

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agreed.

wisconsinboozer
02-18-2007, 08:30 AM
http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/02/if_you_are_easily_offe_101/mrscrazy.jpg

smokealotapotamus
02-18-2007, 09:19 AM
that's HILARIOUS!

cityzun
02-18-2007, 10:23 AM
That's oddly alluring.

tessalasset
02-18-2007, 10:50 AM
i guess the light didn't pick up her red bull tat.

gaypalmsprings
02-18-2007, 11:09 AM
she looks like Telly Savalas

http://www.tellysavalas.com/images/photo/telly_02.jpg

fober
02-18-2007, 11:09 AM
I would fuck that skullet so hard her C-Section scar would tear back open.

Boourns
02-18-2007, 11:59 AM
Wow, she found another way to be unattractive. Congrats.

breakjaw
02-19-2007, 11:28 AM
I think she's just finally found religion
http://imageigloo.com/images/968bald.jpg

Hannahrain
02-19-2007, 11:31 AM
i think she spent all her money and this wasn't covered by her HMO.
http://www.schoolnursesupplyinc.com/images/products/21436.jpg

luveebunni08
02-19-2007, 11:34 AM
http://users.cybercity.dk/~bse14289/GIJANE/gij4.jpg

invisiblerobots
02-19-2007, 11:52 AM
http://members.aol.com/rdbousquet/p-ilia4.jpg

SometimesNJ
02-19-2007, 11:54 AM
HELL NO! Natalie Portman was still hot with a shaved head. YA I SAID IT!!!!

hell yeah, i agree. britney just looks like a dude.

TomAz
02-19-2007, 11:58 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b1/7of9.jpg/180px-7of9.jpg

gmoneyak
02-19-2007, 12:13 PM
http://baldrus.com/images/paul_schaffer.jpg
Just put some glasses on plz!!

amyzzz
02-19-2007, 12:23 PM
I think psychologically, Britney is turning into Michael Jackson.

tessalasset
02-19-2007, 12:27 PM
I think she's just finally found religionyoung girls are comin to the caaaaanyooooooooon.

Britney
02-19-2007, 12:35 PM
I just want to thank y'all for your love and support, this thread makes me really emotional.

I am nothing like that Natalie Portman ho though, don't even compare me to that bitch.

And if any of y'all are single guys who'll be at the festival this year, send me a PM, k?

SojuGorae
02-19-2007, 12:38 PM
I just want to thank y'all for your love and support, this thread makes me really emotional.

I am nothing like that Natalie Portman ho though, don't even compare me to that bitch.

And if any of y'all are single guys who'll be at the festival this year, send me a PM, k?

If you get a hold of a time-machine, come to Coachella when you were still hot.

i.e.

http://www.infotechart.com/album/covermagus/coverusrollingstone.jpg

breakjaw
02-19-2007, 12:44 PM
If you get a hold of a time-machine, come to Coachella when you were still hot
And then could I borrow it so I could go back and see Daft Punk,please?

echolalia
02-19-2007, 01:06 PM
http://shopping.beloblog.com/archives/MTV%20AWARDS%20NOMINATIONS.JPG

york707
02-19-2007, 01:09 PM
TOO MANY PATTERNS.

Brain exploding.

echolalia
02-19-2007, 01:17 PM
http://www.houghtonmifflinbooks.com/assets/product/0395280079.gif

Kriss Akabusi
02-19-2007, 01:29 PM
Don't let them get you down Britney. Stay Strong.

Hugs
Kriss

randy ricochet
02-19-2007, 01:37 PM
If you're gonna be the legendary Kriss Akabusi then at least use his famous sign off!...Awooga!

PS Did Britney shave her clunge as well?

echolalia
02-19-2007, 01:44 PM
http://www.carlp.com/images/obnoxious.jpg

TomAz
02-19-2007, 02:19 PM
If you get a hold of a time-machine, come to Coachella when you were still hot.

i.e.

http://www.infotechart.com/album/covermagus/coverusrollingstone.jpg

Ryan Adams??? on the hot list??

crazzz2007
02-19-2007, 02:20 PM
If you get a hold of a time-machine, come to Coachella when you were still hot.

i.e.

http://www.infotechart.com/album/covermagus/coverusrollingstone.jpg

britney was never hot. she's the most airbrushed bitch of all time.

hitthenorth
02-19-2007, 05:09 PM
I don't know what the big deal is. It's just a bird with a skin. She would have looked cooler with a Chelsea skin but she's just not well at the moment is she?

Jenniehoo
02-19-2007, 05:19 PM
clunge

darthlaker
02-19-2007, 10:43 PM
thought i'd join...

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/687/baldwxz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7307/baldwomenko4.th.jpg (http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=baldwomenko4.jpg)

she CRAZY! Christina is my favorate mousekaterre :)

boarderwoozel3
02-19-2007, 11:50 PM
It's just gross.

vicorintian
02-20-2007, 07:26 AM
http://shopping.beloblog.com/archives/MTV%20AWARDS%20NOMINATIONS.JPG

dude, got out "just in" time!

mob roulette
02-20-2007, 07:51 AM
clunge i get. chelsea skin? the fuck?

also, you know how i know you're gay?

you're following all of this with true anticipation. awaiting the day's new developments with earnest, baited breath. you think things like "poor girl" and "this is a modern day tragedy". it's not. it's calculated.

greatest career move ever though, yes? even the hipsters are talking.

Hannahrain
02-20-2007, 08:11 AM
chelsea skin? the fuck?

closest i can find. also known as "shaved cat butt".

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a1/Chelseahaircutstephphoto527.JPG/180px-Chelseahaircutstephphoto527.JPG

TomAz
02-20-2007, 08:23 AM
you all saw this right?

www.buybritneyshair.com

http://www.buybritneyshair.com/images/the%20REAL%20PICS/hairnew5.jpg

mob roulette
02-20-2007, 08:43 AM
tarzana though. really? britney, your roots are showing.

more so than usual, i mean.

TomAz
02-20-2007, 09:01 AM
the site seems to have crashed. too funny.

if you haven't heard the story, the salon (in tarzana as mob mentions) is selling britney's shorn locks, her unopened Red Bull, and her blue Bic lighter for $1 million.

vinylmartyr
02-20-2007, 09:56 AM
thats retard

kimery08
02-20-2007, 10:02 AM
thats retard

it sure is.

Hannahrain
02-20-2007, 10:03 AM
ebay is selling all kinds of shirts. from "hey britney, nice head!" to "the bald and the beautiful" to "britney: shave your bush, not your head!".

how completely un-trashy.

kimery08
02-20-2007, 10:18 AM
im glad she shaved her head. fuck it. let it shine baby!

vinylmartyr
02-20-2007, 10:20 AM
Shaving her head does not seem all that odd to me. The fact that she did it in public with cameras around is whats strange.

Hannahrain
02-20-2007, 10:21 AM
it's actually completely ingenious. nobody has talked about taking her children away, or her failed marriage, or what have you since it happened.

Good Days Last
02-20-2007, 10:27 AM
it's actually completely ingenious. nobody has talked about taking her children away, or her failed marriiage, or what have you since it happened.

Wait til she starts dangling babies off balconies

Hannahrain
02-20-2007, 10:57 AM
EW. real or not, this is sick.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-Hair-But-Not-From-Her-Head-Free-Shipping_W0QQitemZ190085176763QQihZ009QQcategoryZ1 468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

gmoneyak
02-20-2007, 11:22 AM
it's actually completely ingenious. nobody has talked about taking her children away, or her failed marriage, or what have you since it happened.


Ummm..'ingenious', way too much credit... Just another attention-grubbing celebrity trying to gain unwarranted sympathy from the public...

uuugh..

mob roulette
02-20-2007, 11:29 AM
Ummm..'ingenious', way too much credit... Just another attention-grubbing celebrity trying to gain unwarranted sympathy from the public...

you're wrong. it's a publicity move. and it worked. we're talking yes?

kimery08
02-20-2007, 11:30 AM
in a nutsack, yes.

wanmonei
02-20-2007, 11:49 AM
Natalie Mmmm...

vinylmartyr
02-21-2007, 09:15 AM
OH SNAP! People are speculating Britney shaved her head to avoid a drug hair test for her child custody case.

kimery08
02-21-2007, 09:16 AM
OH SNAP! People are speculating Britney shaved her head to avoid a drug hair test for her child custody case.

ooooo thats a good one.

vinylmartyr
02-21-2007, 09:19 AM
No doubt KFed turned her on to some things.

randy ricochet
02-21-2007, 09:19 AM
She shaved her head in order to take people's attention away from her 'Flabby, out of shape snatch' that has been pictured in the press quite a lot recently!!

kimery08
02-21-2007, 09:24 AM
She shaved her head in order to take people's attention away from her 'Flabby, out of shape snatch' that has been pictured in the press quite a lot recently!!

and soon to be pictured here by your request.

thanks.

randy ricochet
02-21-2007, 09:27 AM
It also makes her look more simple than she already did!!!

Jenniehoo
02-21-2007, 09:44 PM
OH SNAP! People are speculating Britney shaved her head to avoid a drug hair test for her child custody case.

They can use hair from other places. Even peach fuzz you wouldn't consider. Don't ask me how I know that.

I want to rub her head in pudding now. Two hundred and forty dollars worth of pudding. Awww yeah.

Britney
02-22-2007, 01:08 AM
Mmm pudding.

Anyway, fuck you guys, my snatch is in great shape!

DeltaSigChi4
02-22-2007, 01:25 AM
No. Die.

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Britney
02-22-2007, 01:37 AM
Tough crowd. It's people like you who believe articles like this one (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/02/britney-spears-is-wonderful-mother.html). All lies.

DeltaSigChi4
02-22-2007, 01:48 AM
Here's an article for you --

http://www.alternet.org/story/48278

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Britney
02-22-2007, 03:40 AM
I don't get it.

DeltaSigChi4
02-22-2007, 06:11 AM
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jimmycrackcorn
02-23-2007, 09:14 PM
Mmm pudding.

Anyway, fuck you guys, my snatch is in great shape!

hahaha in the words of the great thinker borat "it looks like a wizards sleeve"

Yablonowitz
02-24-2007, 09:17 AM
7bbaRyDLMvA

amdux
02-25-2007, 12:29 AM
jimmycrackcorn, my avatar! (not here, but somewhere's else)

tessalasset
02-25-2007, 01:44 AM
that was a really cool monologue. i wish more people in the media were like that.

kroqken
04-23-2007, 11:47 AM
So is Britney growing her hair back?