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TombKing
06-30-2009, 12:57 PM
Yes, I am more of a lurker than a poster, but the immaturity and rudeness has gotten out of hand. The frequent visitors to this board seem to be more of the mind to show just how cool they are by ripping on everyone in sight or making up stuff to piss people off. I will follow this thread and bid farewell forever. You may begin flaming me now, as that seems to be what most of you are good at. So long.

Qhabat will rise again.

Dakka muthafuckin Dakka

PoopOnThis
06-30-2009, 01:09 PM
So what are you saying?

TombKing
06-30-2009, 01:12 PM
Warning! Hypocritical post! To only be read by those who flame!

Actually, there are respectful message boards out there. Try Dakka Dakka, a message board for those who play Warhammer and Warhammer40K. It is well moderated, and posters who cause trouble are suspended and banned. I frequently post there and do not lurk as much as I do here.

Now that I have revealed my true nature, you may all bow down to Qhabat.

PoopOnThis
06-30-2009, 01:13 PM
So what are you saying?
That I cause trouble?

TombKing
06-30-2009, 01:15 PM
Qhabat is embalmed, he is many eons old. His intelligence far supercedes your paltry attempts to anger him.

PoopOnThis
06-30-2009, 01:16 PM
So what are you saying?
That I am dumb?

TombKing
06-30-2009, 01:18 PM
It's not fantasy role playing. It's table top miniatures. If you wish to insult me, at least get the insult correct.

Qhabat knows all..

PoopOnThis
06-30-2009, 01:19 PM
So what are you saying?
That I am wrong?

TombKing
06-30-2009, 01:21 PM
What's wrong with Warhammer. Phish is just as dorky as Warhammer, but in a different way.

By the way, I have successfully agitated the board. My satirical work here is done. I will now bid farewell, forever. (note insertion of comma to correct grammatical error from original post which actually meant that I would say farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell etc.)

PoopOnThis
06-30-2009, 02:05 PM
So what are you saying?
Jackson Sneed is dorky?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-30-2009, 02:37 PM
this is the weirdest spam i have ever seen

higgybaby23
06-30-2009, 03:08 PM
Thread of the Day?

TombKing
06-30-2009, 05:37 PM
my point:
1) To announce that even though I lurk more than post, I didn't enjoy the negativity on the site.

2) Get flamed to prove my point. I am not insulted at all by anything in this thread. I am actually amused by the responses.

3) Show everyone here a consistently respectful message board where people debate one of my other major hobbies in a nonconfrontational manner. I also knew I would get flamed be revealing Warhammer on a message board that is obviously way too cool for Warhammer. Whatever.

4) Not offend the respectful posters out there. If I did, sorry. I was just trying to prove a point by being weird on purpose.

higgybaby23
06-30-2009, 06:10 PM
Now, I'm honestly confused.

TombKing
06-30-2009, 07:59 PM
I enjoy illustrating my points through satire. That was my goal of creating an intentionally negative thread

Fair enough higgybaby23. You disagreed in a respectful manner without insulting me. That is what I would have liked to see from the board. I also agree, I know I won't be missed.

Sleepingrock
06-30-2009, 08:56 PM
So are you giving me blowjob or not?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-01-2009, 06:53 PM
So are you giving me blowjob or not?

virtual blowjob

JebusLives
07-01-2009, 08:02 PM
I think we're witnessing 2 spambots courting. Its weirdly romantic.

MissingPerson
07-01-2009, 08:03 PM
So long as they don't call their firstborn Skynet.

TombKing
07-02-2009, 05:12 PM
i am no bot......i am tombking......and i am leaving this board

qhabat will rise

dakka muthafucking dakka

coachella will taste the omega 3's........

soil the grounds of the hipster dweeb alliance.......

surrender to the phlow......


dakka dakka

Principal Onyx Blackman
07-02-2009, 07:04 PM
Shhhh.

Sleepingrock
07-02-2009, 07:05 PM
Tombking how did you know roleplaying turned me on?