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real talk
06-30-2009, 12:22 PM
I'm stuck between 2-3 of these. (http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html)
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/forumdisorder/rage.jpg
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/forumdisorder/reload2.jpg
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/forumdisorder/sob2.jpg
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/forumdisorder/ocpd.jpg

amyzzz
06-30-2009, 12:28 PM
I'm mostly the grammar nazi although I've done all of them on occasion except the Munchausen one.

faxman75
06-30-2009, 12:28 PM
RT, I wouldn't have taken you for a thin skinned rage-o-holic.

MissingPerson
06-30-2009, 12:29 PM
There are so many wonderful things about cracked.com.


OCPD should not be confused with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (or, "The OC Disorder").

TommyboyUNM
06-30-2009, 12:29 PM
RT, which one of your internet personalities deleted me from your Facebook? :(

BlackSwan
06-30-2009, 12:32 PM
I have high hopes for this thread.

rage patton
06-30-2009, 12:34 PM
This was the best part.


It's like a faucet: you turn the knob and you expect an immediate flow of lolcats.

Hannahrain
06-30-2009, 12:48 PM
I'm mostly the grammar nazi although I've done all of them on occasion except the Munchausen one.

I'm mostly guilty of being a grammar Nazi, though I've represented all of them (except the Mnchausen one) on occasion.



What I'm saying is that I disagree. You don't "do" a personality disorder.

Alchemy
06-30-2009, 12:49 PM
I'm mostly guilty of being a grammar Nazi, though I've represented all of them (except the Mnchausen one) on occasion.



What I'm saying is that I disagree. You don't "do" a personality disorder.

Amy does do them, because she's virtually promiscuous.

MissingPerson
06-30-2009, 12:50 PM
I'm mostly guilty of being a grammar Nazi, though I've represented all of them (except the Mnchausen one) on occasion.


Please God tell me the corrective addition of the umlaut was intentional. I think it was, but I need to be certain.

Hannahrain
06-30-2009, 12:50 PM
They don't just show up out of nowhere. You have to hit Alt+U. It's hard to accidentally do that.

chairmenmeow47
06-30-2009, 12:52 PM
i have the disorder that doesn't allow me to view these types of things at work :(

Alchemy
06-30-2009, 12:52 PM
When I press Alt-U, my laptop makes a beep.

bug on your lip
06-30-2009, 12:53 PM
FCK YH

MissingPerson
06-30-2009, 12:54 PM
I'm gonna guess Hannahrain has herself a nice tidy Mac, rather than the rest of us, who have to use a complex system of number codes and gypsy spells to summon the mighty umlaut.

TomAz
06-30-2009, 12:55 PM
This was the best part.

no I liked this one better.


People cringe when they hear this term because they know that a large number of the teenagers claiming Asperger's are, in fact, merely dicks.

TallGuyCM
06-30-2009, 12:57 PM
I'm definitely the second one of those pictures, my laptop tends to run super slow when anything music related is trying to be processed, and I can relate to the guy with the megaphone oh too well.

Alchemy
06-30-2009, 12:58 PM
I ggld.

How did you make the two faces with the open mouth between the g and the other g, and how did you make the face with the closed chimpanzee-mouth, but with a cut on the lower-right of the bottom lip, between the l and the d?

Hannahrain
06-30-2009, 12:58 PM
I'm gonna guess Hannahrain has herself a nice tidy Mac, rather than the rest of us, who have to use a complex system of number codes and gypsy spells to summon the mighty umlaut.

' .

TomAz
06-30-2009, 12:58 PM
they left out internet megalomania.

amyzzz
06-30-2009, 01:02 PM
What I don't do is umlauts. I don't know how to find those on my keyboard.

Alchemy
06-30-2009, 01:04 PM
I have "Low Forum Frustration Tolerance." I hate all of you for not giving a damn about my Britpop Thread. That was a great idea! A great thread!!!

Courtney
06-30-2009, 01:05 PM
If I was going to write an article about internet personality disorders, I would include the disorder where people can't help but to talk about themselves and every little random detail of their life, even when it's not remotely relevant to the conversation. Because, you know, I'm a freelance writer. I mostly write about art. Did I mention my blog?

frazzles
06-30-2009, 01:06 PM
Grammar Nazi on the internets (sort of).

IED in reality.

MissingPerson
06-30-2009, 01:07 PM
' .

I was transcribing and translating something from German the other day, and quickly realised that it was easier to gather up every accented letter I needed from google and then just copy and paste as needed, rather than use the insanely convoluted Windows number codes. Argh.

amyzzz
06-30-2009, 01:15 PM
I keep hoping I have Asperger's. it would explain a lot, but then it wouldn't explain some of the other stuff.

Hannahrain
06-30-2009, 01:21 PM
Sometimes I wish I'd lost my foot in a bloody, horrible accident. It'd really explain a few things. Then again, it wouldn't explain some of the other stuff. I don't really know what I want.

higgybaby23
06-30-2009, 01:21 PM
they left out internet megalomania.


I was thinking the same thing. Where is the pic of the internet attention whore?

amyzzz
06-30-2009, 02:09 PM
I thought that was covered on the low self esteem one.

rage patton
06-30-2009, 02:12 PM
Was amyzzz' title change to "ungrateful bitch" recent?

hawkingvsreeve
06-30-2009, 02:35 PM
I just noticed that as well.

TomAz
06-30-2009, 02:41 PM
Was amyzzz' title change to "ungrateful bitch" recent?


I just noticed that as well.


I was just trying to be helpful. Ungrateful bitch.

...

Young blood
06-30-2009, 02:43 PM
awesome.

amyzzz
06-30-2009, 02:49 PM
I requested it.

Young blood
06-30-2009, 02:49 PM
weak.

amyzzz
06-30-2009, 02:51 PM
Sorry.

MissingPerson
06-30-2009, 07:18 PM
Yeah, I think I've got a touch of the Frantic Browser Reloader one.

RotationSlimWang
06-30-2009, 09:58 PM
Is there an option for HNIC? Cause otherwise I need not bother applying.

BlackSwan
07-20-2009, 11:16 AM
With teeth...

TheWatcher
07-20-2009, 12:09 PM
I'm the The Frantic Browser Reloader. And, yes, I do expect a constant stream of lolcats.

gaypalmsprings
07-20-2009, 03:00 PM
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/062808/your-personality-type.gif

Pixiessp
07-20-2009, 03:24 PM
I keep hoping I have Asperger's. it would explain a lot, but then it wouldn't explain some of the other stuff.

sigged. ;)

real talk
07-22-2009, 02:38 PM
Fucking. Mental.

BlackSwan
07-24-2009, 04:08 PM
...the bearable threads?

marooko
07-24-2009, 04:21 PM
quit choking.