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Mr.Nipples
06-28-2009, 07:55 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

HowToDisappear
06-28-2009, 07:59 AM
Kaboom!

marooko
06-28-2009, 08:12 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! WINNER!!!

I was kinda feeling bad, but that gave me a good laugh. Thank you, HtD.

Unfortunately now we have to deal with that "love my nuts" guy. Or is he out of it cause he's a junkie? And WTF is going on this week?!

iv3rdawG
06-28-2009, 08:23 AM
Weird. He was just on Conan last week.

fober
06-28-2009, 09:09 AM
They're going to dig his grave with Awesome Auger and seal his casket with Mighty Putty.

goodgrl
06-28-2009, 09:23 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/faa-billy-wasnt-wearing-a-seat-belt-on-plane/

whynotsmile99
06-28-2009, 09:40 AM
terrible when anyone dies at 50, but at least he got to enjoy a day of Michael Jackson videos on BET. Rest in quiet, non outspoken peace Billy

so does this start an entire new round of celebrity deaths? 2 more to go. any predictions? I'll throw Walter Cronkrite out there

whynotsmile99
06-28-2009, 09:40 AM
They're going to dig his grave with Awesome Auger and seal his casket with Mighty Putty.

mighty putty is the shit

iv3rdawG
06-28-2009, 09:43 AM
Posted Jun 28th 2009 12:58PM by TMZ Staff

The FAA is already deflecting blame for the death of Billy Mays -- claiming the legendary TV pitchman wasn't wearing a seat belt when he took a shot to the head during a rough landing on a flight
he was on yesterday.

Here's what we know -- Billy Mays was aboard US Airways Flight 1241 flying from Philadelphia, which landed roughly when the front tire blew out as it touched down. After the flight, Billy told FOX 13 in Tampa that something struck him in the head -- here's Billy's actual quote:

"All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head."

We called the FAA for comment, and a spokesperson told us, "The passenger needs to wear a seat belt during landing and he didn't."

A spokesperson for US Airways did not want to comment until more information comes to light.

Billy posted about it last on his Twitter last night, saying, "Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air."

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/faa-billy-wasnt-wearing-a-seat-belt-on-plane/

JustSteve
06-28-2009, 09:49 AM
wow, the faa come off as kinda asshole-y. i didn't know wearing a seatbelt prevents things from falling on your head.

fiyahhh!
06-28-2009, 09:57 AM
so the myth about sleeping after a concussion gets renewed?

JustSteve
06-28-2009, 10:06 AM
or could have been internal bleeding like that actress who died after skiing.

DRcube
06-28-2009, 10:10 AM
just heard it on channel 7, they said it so quick i thought they were joking or something
very sad news
http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt258/Joel_Kven/Joels%20Random%20Things/billy_mays.jpg

woogie846
06-28-2009, 10:13 AM
Wow, this one came out of nowhere.

frazzles
06-28-2009, 10:17 AM
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4366/billymays11.png

Alchemy
06-28-2009, 11:45 AM
I guess they're cutting the level cap down to 50.

vinylmartyr
06-28-2009, 12:11 PM
moral of the story. if you bang your head real hard get a cat scan or something.

JustSteve
06-28-2009, 12:37 PM
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/3263/0/Cat_Scan.ashx

vinylmartyr
06-28-2009, 12:39 PM
LOL

CrimesceneCookie
06-28-2009, 12:43 PM
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9895/bmh.jpg

JustSteve
06-28-2009, 12:44 PM
i just poured some oxyclean in my laundry, respect homie.

Still-ill
06-28-2009, 12:51 PM
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm62/Floodgates13/BillyMays-TheCard.jpg

vinylmartyr
06-28-2009, 03:15 PM
http://imgur.com/IJdtT.jpg

menikmati
06-28-2009, 06:11 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THIS IS THE WORST DEATH OF THEM ALL!

:(

tessalasset
06-28-2009, 06:32 PM
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9895/bmh.jpg

this made me laugh out loud.


however i am devastated.

humanoid
06-28-2009, 08:14 PM
I'm gonna rush to itunes and download all the Billy Mays I can, maybe buy a compilation of all his advertising "Greatest Hits"

caco0283
06-29-2009, 05:33 AM
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/3263/0/Cat_Scan.ashx

That is just awesome

fatbastard
06-29-2009, 07:20 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3611/3407127524_3efc12e28f.jpg?v=0

JustSteve
06-29-2009, 07:46 AM
haha, they just showed that "pitchmen" episode on tv. i want a damn cricket gun! just look at the carnage flying up over the windshield...

marooko
06-29-2009, 07:58 AM
I'm gonna rush to itunes and download all the Billy Mays I can, maybe buy a compilation of all his advertising "Greatest Hits"

already done. theres some good shit out there.

bballarl
06-29-2009, 10:20 AM
This is far more upsetting than Michael Jackson's death.

cansei de ser sexme
06-29-2009, 11:08 AM
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo330/cansei-de-ser-sexme/Picture1-1.png

Hannahrain
06-29-2009, 11:13 AM
He had heart disease. It's all over the news. Billy Mays here with an AHA-approved diet and frequent visits to the cardiologist. Your caption is ill-researched.

mattpach
07-14-2009, 05:35 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/14/billy-mays-final-spot/


Might tape is his last commercial. The video is there.

:(

Still-ill
07-14-2009, 06:10 PM
I just watched it. Bravo...

That was his version of Beethoven's 5th.

Westy
08-07-2009, 12:51 PM
He was a Cokehead!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090807/ap_on_en_tv/us_billy_mays;_ylt=AtXCQWYlUnNWWum0ep2i0dN34T0D;_y lu=X3oDMTJpYW9rc2IyBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwODA3L3VzX2J pbGx5X21heXMEY3BvcwM1BHBvcwMyBHNlYwN5bl9oZWFkbGluZ V9saXN0BHNsawNhdXRvcHN5Y29jYWk-

higgybaby23
08-07-2009, 12:56 PM
He was a Cokehead!!!


Isn't everybody?

PotVsKtl
08-07-2009, 02:17 PM
He was a Cokehead!!!

This is the least surprising news I've heard since I learned I was going to be the father of amyzzz's grandchild.

Still-ill
08-07-2009, 10:34 PM
I was at a tv taping tonight where the warm up comedian just sent down a shit storm of Billy Mays jokes. They weren't really even attempts at humor, just rude comments. He went on and on about how no one cared that he was dead.

JebusLives
08-08-2009, 06:42 AM
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