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caco0283
06-23-2009, 11:09 AM
How do you guys pee? I go over the fence about 90% of the time. Its just so much easier.

TommyboyUNM
06-23-2009, 11:12 AM
Over the fence, but I'm getting a lot more comfortable with through the gate. Still it's like a 95/5 distribution.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-23-2009, 11:13 AM
i THINK i know what you're talking about....i just can't see "how over the fence" is easier unless you're wearing sweatpants or something

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
06-23-2009, 11:15 AM
over the fence
im too lazy to go through the gate

Still-ill
06-23-2009, 11:37 AM
That's about as lazy as you can get... I'm all for through the fence.

higgybaby23
06-23-2009, 11:39 AM
Boxers = through the gate

Briefs = over the fence

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-23-2009, 11:47 AM
over the fence seems like more work...don't yolu have to unclasp your belt and open your pants? Do you guys just sit at home in your underwear all day?

bug on your lip
06-23-2009, 11:55 AM
where is Calmer when u need a quick giggle?

caco0283
06-23-2009, 12:04 PM
What I don't like about going through the gate is having to bring the hose out. I only wear boxers and its not like the hole is huge and having to bring it out and put it back in is a big hassle after you finally open up the gate

On the other end, what I hate about going over the fence is the flow. Your flow can be screwed up that way.

marooko
06-23-2009, 12:04 PM
i just go on the fence and clean up afterwords.

BROKENDOLL
06-23-2009, 12:09 PM
Boxers = through the gate

Briefs = over the fence Whew, thanks for the clarification there! I know if I could make the choice it would be through the gate...I've always had gate envy!:rolleyes


over the fence seems like more work...don't yolu have to unclasp your belt and open your pants? Do you guys just sit at home in your underwear all day?
Why? Is there a problem with that?


where is Calmer when u need a quick giggle?
I'm guessing he's peeing somewhere in the rear of the place...:rotfl

As a matter of fact, where has Calmer been? Hope he didn't fall in somewhere!

BROKENDOLL
06-23-2009, 12:11 PM
What I don't like about going through the gate is having to bring the hose out. I only wear boxers and its not like the hole is huge and having to bring it out and put it back in is a big hassle after you finally open up the gate

On the other end, what I hate about going over the fence is the flow. Your flow can be screwed up that way. Maybe you need to unroll the hose further?


i just go on the fence and clean up afterwords.
Marooko must be one of those guys that leaves the hose laying out and still running...:rolleyes

caco0283
06-23-2009, 12:11 PM
Boxers = through the gate

Briefs = over the fence

this is wrong.
Through the gate is just through the hole (boxers, briefs, and boxer-briefs have holes)

Over the fence is just pulling the band down and peeing over whatever you are wearing

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-23-2009, 12:14 PM
this is wrong.
Through the gate is just through the hole (boxers, briefs, and boxer-briefs have holes)

Over the fence is just pulling the band down and peeing over whatever you are wearing

I think he was saying which he would choose given what he was wearing

higgybaby23
06-23-2009, 12:15 PM
^BINGO!!

real talk
06-23-2009, 12:15 PM
The important thing is to wash your hands.

Wheres the beef?
06-23-2009, 12:15 PM
Over the fence.

I also drop my pants/shorts all the way to my ankles and completely expose my bare ass while peeing. This is of utmost importance to avoid any after urination dripping.

real talk
06-23-2009, 12:18 PM
Even in a public restroom?

Geno_g
06-23-2009, 12:20 PM
Through the gate, I wear jeans, it's harder to do over the fence, but when in shorts I sometimes use the over the fence

Wheres the beef?
06-23-2009, 12:22 PM
Even in a public restroom. I find this makes everyone else in the restroom uncomfortable.

faxman75
06-23-2009, 12:23 PM
Over the gate. Also it's far more important to wash your hands after opening doors than after you pee. My junk is clean and I don't drip on myself. Whos hands have touched that rest room door on the way out....... Yikes.

Your best bet is to just sanitize at your desk when you get back or maybe use paper towels to open that bathroom door on the way out.

caco0283
06-23-2009, 12:23 PM
Even in a public restroom. I find this makes everyone else in the restroom uncomfortable.

Do you make eye contact too?

real talk
06-23-2009, 12:24 PM
Even in a public restroom. I find this makes everyone else in the restroom uncomfortable.

You don't feel like you're presenting your fellow urinators with an invitation of sorts?

marooko
06-23-2009, 12:24 PM
The important thing is to wash your hands.

Thank you.

real talk
06-23-2009, 12:25 PM
Over the gate. Also it's far more important to wash your hands after opening doors than after you pee. My junk is clean and I don't drip on myself. Whos hands have touched that rest room door on the way out....... Yikes.

Your best bet is to just sanitize at your desk when you get back or maybe use paper towels to open that bathroom door on the way out.

Sure there are more germs on the door than your junk (I'll take your word for it) but the problem is that if you don't wash your hands and then you shake hands with someone that day it's like they touched your junk and that's just gross. Unless you're shaking hands with your S.O. or something.

Geno_g
06-23-2009, 12:26 PM
Kings that is funny, all the special kids at my school use that technique, it usually clears the urnals...

marooko
06-23-2009, 12:28 PM
Over the fence. wash the hands. paper towel the door handles.

or just ask mom for assistance.

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/404/2011679l.jpg

stuporfly
06-23-2009, 12:34 PM
Depends.

marooko
06-23-2009, 12:35 PM
you dont look that old. medical issue?

stuporfly
06-23-2009, 12:37 PM
you dont look that old. medical issue?

Work requires I go with that option. I stop to take a piss, those seals ain't gonna club themselves.

Alchemy
06-23-2009, 12:39 PM
Over the fence. In the butt.

Wheres the beef?
06-23-2009, 12:41 PM
Do you make eye contact too?

No. That would be gay. I'm not gay.


You don't feel like you're presenting your fellow urinators with an invitation of sorts?

It's not like I tapped my foot twice to the guy in the stall next to me like that homophobic senator from whatever midwestern state it was.

faxman75
06-23-2009, 12:43 PM
Sure there are more germs on the door than your junk (I'll take your word for it) but the problem is that if you don't wash your hands and then you shake hands with someone that day it's like they touched your junk and that's just gross. Unless you're shaking hands with your S.O. or something.

I can understand this. I have a bigger issue with the folks who go take care of business in the stall and don't wash their hands though. Once those dirty fuckers start cleaning themselves then we should work on the pissers.

It never seems to fail that I see some drops all over the ground by my feet from others. I don't get that either. You're standing right in front of the fucking pisser, how the hell are you backing up before you are done?

caco0283
06-23-2009, 12:45 PM
I don't wear sandals cos I'm worried about a splash hitting my feet

Alchemy
06-23-2009, 12:47 PM
No. That would be gay. I'm not gay.

It doesn't have to be gay. It can just be funny and awkward. Next time, you should make eye contact with somebody and say, "It's a little cold in here, don't you think?" Or you should sing "Moon River."

marooko
06-23-2009, 12:50 PM
Work requires I go with that option. I stop to take a piss, those seals ain't gonna club themselves.

damned seals.

BROKENDOLL
06-23-2009, 12:52 PM
I can understand this. I have a bigger issue with the folks who go take care of business in the stall and don't wash their hands though. Once those dirty fuckers start cleaning themselves then we should work on the pissers.

It never seems to fail that I see some drops all over the ground by my feet from others. I don't get that either. You're standing right in front of the fucking pisser, how the hell are you backing up before you are done?
It's got to be the shaking thing when they're done. Kinda like when dogs do the kick thing behind them when they're finished.

stuporfly
06-23-2009, 12:55 PM
It doesn't have to be gay. It can just be funny and awkward. Next time, you should make eye contact with somebody and say, "It's a little cold in here, don't you think?" Or you should sing "Moon River."

Can't it be a little gay?

caco0283
06-23-2009, 12:56 PM
Do women do a little jiggle at the end just to make sure?

Wheres the beef?
06-23-2009, 12:57 PM
It doesn't have to be gay. It can just be funny and awkward. Next time, you should make eye contact with somebody and say, "It's a little cold in here, don't you think?" Or you should sing "Moon River."

Well I know its not gay. You know its not gay. But those other people probably would think it was gay.

Alchemy
06-23-2009, 12:57 PM
Can't it be a little gay?

In that case, while singing "Moon River," he must maintain eye contact throughout the singing.


Well I know its not gay. You know its not gay. But those other people probably would think it was gay.

Who cares what those people think, with their pants all the way up and their homophobia.

Wheres the beef?
06-23-2009, 12:58 PM
I don't wear sandals cos I'm worried about a splash hitting my feet

This happens. I hate getting stuck with that one urinal that is lower than all the rest.

Or the urinals that go all the way to floor. Those always ALWAYS have some kind of splashback. It's like peeing on a fucking wall with a drain at the bottom. I think a women designed those urinals because it makes absolutely no sense from a mail perspective.

marooko
06-23-2009, 12:59 PM
Do women do a little jiggle at the end just to make sure?

wipe. i think.

Wheres the beef?
06-23-2009, 01:00 PM
wipe. i think.

Well, what do you do?

marooko
06-23-2009, 01:01 PM
Who cares what those people think, with their pants all the way up and their homophobia.

i keep my pants up. not because im homophobic, but because im not a tease. blend, you sir are a tease.

marooko
06-23-2009, 01:01 PM
Well, what do you do?

wipe your face.

JebusLives
06-23-2009, 01:02 PM
Work requires I go with that option. I stop to take a piss, those seals ain't gonna club themselves.

I was just going to guess "Astronaut?" But you answered already :(

faxman75
06-23-2009, 01:03 PM
It's got to be the shaking thing when they're done. Kinda like when dogs do the kick thing behind them when they're finished.

I shake and somehow avoid splashing like a dog.

Alchemy
06-23-2009, 01:04 PM
i keep my pants up. not because im homophobic, but because im not a tease. blend, you sir are a tease.

I keep my pants up, too. Also, not because I'm homophobic, but because I have the names of secret Illuminati locations tattooed on my ass for secrecy and safekeeping.

Wheres the beef?
06-23-2009, 01:05 PM
You guys are scared.

marooko
06-23-2009, 01:07 PM
i would totally be scarred if i walked in the bathroom and saw your ass.



I keep my pants up, too. Also, not because I'm homophobic, but because I have the names of secret Illuminati locations tattooed on my ass for secrecy and safekeeping.

was wondering what that was.

frazzles
06-23-2009, 01:26 PM
I only go through the gate if it happens to be flopping out of the hole like it does every so often, which is fucking annoying.

Over the fence normally.

BTW, I only wear boxer-briefs

stuporfly
06-23-2009, 01:47 PM
I was just going to guess "Astronaut?" But you answered already :(

These are moon seals.

Alchemy
06-23-2009, 03:13 PM
I only go through the gate if it happens to be flopping out of the hole like it does every so often, which is fucking annoying.

I hate it when it sneaks out the gate during moments of non-restroom. If it does that and I'm walking around, the coarse texture of my jeans will usually not comply with my penis, and I'll have to try and fidget my way out of the public eye to bring order back into that land. And then after about a hundred steps, it will sneak out of the gate again.

righteousdnk
06-23-2009, 03:35 PM
Through the gate. I don't wear underwear so it's pretty easy.

real talk
06-23-2009, 04:26 PM
Isn't that uncomfortable up against zippers?

SoulDischarge
06-23-2009, 04:27 PM
This happens. I hate getting stuck with that one urinal that is lower than all the rest.

Or the urinals that go all the way to floor. Those always ALWAYS have some kind of splashback. It's like peeing on a fucking wall with a drain at the bottom. I think a women designed those urinals because it makes absolutely no sense from a mail perspective.

Anything is better than the trough.

PotVsKtl
06-23-2009, 06:16 PM
Only poor people wear jeans with zippers. There's only one real option.

bmack86
06-23-2009, 06:25 PM
I figured everybody went through the gate. That's what it's made for, and, as has been mentioned, over the fence restricts flow and causes drippage..

Alchemy
06-23-2009, 07:00 PM
Over the fence not only restricts flow and causes drippage, but sometimes it also splits the stream, which could be difficult to control when the urine pressure is high.

stuporfly
06-23-2009, 07:07 PM
Over the fence not only restricts flow and causes drippage, but sometimes it also splits the stream, which could be difficult to control when the urine pressure is high.

Where I come from they call that decadence.

Alchemy
06-23-2009, 07:25 PM
Where I come from they call that decadence.

Over here, it's called holding-it-in-for-too-long.

Still-ill
06-23-2009, 07:49 PM
This discussion has gone on waaaaaaay to long.

bebop
06-23-2009, 08:17 PM
through the gate in public, over the fence at home

Still-ill
06-23-2009, 08:18 PM
through the gate in public, over the fence at home
When you say in public...

menikmati
06-23-2009, 09:26 PM
Let's just make the TMI sub-forum already...

bebop
06-23-2009, 09:29 PM
When you say in public...

:cool:

caco0283
06-24-2009, 09:41 AM
I asked a friend this yesterday and this was his answer "when I wear shorts I just lift the bottom of my shorts up and pee through there"
I guess you can call that "under the fence"

TomAz
06-24-2009, 09:44 AM
Let's just make the TMI sub-forum already...

That would be a good place for me to start the "folder or wadder" thread.

frenzplz
06-24-2009, 09:45 AM
would dropping your pants to your ankles and crying count as over the fence?

stinkbutt
06-24-2009, 09:52 AM
Only poor people wear jeans with zippers. There's only one real option.

Only sheep fuckers wear button fly

BROKENDOLL
06-24-2009, 04:51 PM
I asked a friend this yesterday and this was his answer "when I wear shorts I just lift the bottom of my shorts up and pee through there" I guess you can call that "under the fence"
That ain't nothin'! My boyfriend does "under the fence" wearin' pants, so there!:lool

That would be a good place for me to start the "folder or wadder" thread.
Ha,ha,ha, I remember that thread was funny as shit! (Well, depending on whether you were a wadder or a folder, that is!):thu

would dropping your pants to your ankles and crying count as over the fence?
You'd actually go through that much trouble over such a small issue?:laughyou

Suffacated
04-10-2013, 05:14 AM
Aint gonna happen this year...http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/20130409_155725_zps3f959774.jpghttp://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/20130409_155702_zpse1f75f75.jpg

Tubesock Shakur
04-10-2013, 05:19 AM
Holy shit, serious business fence. I'm guessing at least one dumbass will be impaled by that fence.

koryp
04-10-2013, 05:34 AM
Holy shit, serious business fence. I'm guessing at least one dumbass will be impaled by that fence.

We should set up some game cameras for a great post chella compilation