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faxman75
02-16-2007, 11:42 AM
Good idea, just sayin'

boarderwoozel3
02-16-2007, 11:46 AM
Yeah, right next to the gyno tent...???

Trailmix
02-16-2007, 11:51 AM
Not even close to funny

eudaemonia
02-16-2007, 11:54 AM
as funny as suggesting a vasectomy tent.

faxman75
02-16-2007, 12:03 PM
Alright, in all seriousness how about handing out emergency contraception for those who don't pull out in time? Might not want to have a baby with that stranger from the UK or vice versa?

SFChrissy
02-16-2007, 12:05 PM
eweee and who really wants your international herpes or whatever the fuck...^^

Surrealkiller
02-16-2007, 12:28 PM
Umm....yea. Not cool :(

worldwide2020
02-16-2007, 01:14 PM
Wow, it really went there.

kimery08
02-16-2007, 01:55 PM
Alright, in all seriousness how about handing out emergency contraception for those who don't pull out in time? Might not want to have a baby with that stranger from the UK or vice versa?

hahahahahhahaa. i love people who plan ahead.

Hannahrain
02-16-2007, 02:01 PM
as funny as suggesting a vasectomy tent.

but not quite as funny as suggesting a botox tent.

luveebunni08
02-16-2007, 02:24 PM
just raid the planned parenthood basket of condoms before heading to coachella. i think a condoms in jars everywhere would be good, but no one wants weird looks when they're getting a bunch while waiting in line at starbucks or something.

captncrzy
02-16-2007, 04:44 PM
Most.....retarded......thread.....ever.

corpathina
02-16-2007, 04:46 PM
at least he's not complaining that he couldn't get tickets to the abortion tent.

woogie846
02-16-2007, 09:39 PM
http://blog.hvdk.com/uploads/sucks.jpg

gaypalmsprings
02-16-2007, 09:48 PM
No wire hangers !

http://www.nowirehangers.net/USERIMAGES/mommiedear4(2).jpg

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-17-2007, 01:02 AM
You guys are so damn sensitive. Watch, next year root canals are gonna be the controversial thing to discuss.

omg wtf bbq
02-17-2007, 01:15 AM
this idea is $

omg wtf bbq
02-17-2007, 01:50 AM
put some bbq sauce on it and its good to go

worldwide2020
02-17-2007, 02:02 AM
I prefer sweet and sour.

omg wtf bbq
02-17-2007, 02:09 AM
you sir, dont know nothing about bbq

jimmycrackcorn
02-21-2007, 09:43 AM
-shrugs- i thought it was funny

dontfeedthebird
02-21-2007, 09:53 AM
There is nothing funny about children. They're just flat out disgusting.

How can I sneak alcohol in?

Boourns
02-21-2007, 12:03 PM
just raid the planned parenthood basket of condoms before heading to coachella. i think a condoms in jars everywhere would be good, but no one wants weird looks when they're getting a bunch while waiting in line at starbucks or something.

You want weird looks? Try buying Astroglide and a bag of Doritos at Wal-Mart.

Forget churros, the concessions are all about grilled placenta and deep-fried fetus. Mmm mmm good.

kimery08
02-21-2007, 12:10 PM
what's astroglide?

Courtney
02-21-2007, 12:13 PM
This thread needs to be deleted. Except discussion of astroglide. That's allowed.

invisiblerobots
02-21-2007, 12:13 PM
RE: Astroglide
It's lube, in a nutsack.

KRINGER
02-21-2007, 12:19 PM
There is nothing funny about children. They're just flat out disgusting.

How can I sneak alcohol in?

Although what if you could sneak alcohol in a fake baby?

captncrzy
02-21-2007, 12:40 PM
Although what if you could sneak alcohol in a fake baby?

Best .....idea....ever.....

I just had a "Been Caught Steelin'" video flashback. I'm gettin me a big foam pregnancy belly, hollowing it out, filling it up with vodka and strapping it on.

You are a genius.

kimery08
02-21-2007, 12:41 PM
now we're talkin people. let them ideas fly.

kimery08
02-21-2007, 12:42 PM
and invisiblerobots,

youre the man (or woman).

invisiblerobots
02-21-2007, 02:07 PM
and invisiblerobots,

youre the man (or woman).

Thanks. Man. :cool:

Boourns
02-21-2007, 05:14 PM
In a few weeks, it will change to:

Abortions on the Main Stage

captncrzy
02-21-2007, 06:11 PM
You want weird looks? Try buying Astroglide and a bag of Doritos at Wal-Mart.

Forget churros, the concessions are all about grilled placenta and deep-fried fetus. Mmm mmm good.

I bought some Astroglide on Valentine's day at Target....along with Valentine's Day cards and gifts for my nieces.

SWEETSHIVERBURN
02-21-2007, 08:56 PM
all you need is a heavy duty vacum.. and a change machine.




god...did i say that?

SWEETSHIVERBURN
02-21-2007, 08:58 PM
You want weird looks? Try buying Astroglide and a bag of Doritos at Wal-Mart.

Forget churros, the concessions are all about grilled placenta and deep-fried fetus. Mmm mmm good.

you forgot the amnic fluid shake

DeltaSigChi4
02-27-2007, 05:56 AM
I didn't know an uber-Christian corporation like Wal-Mart sold astroglide. I mean, they don't even sell Maxim do they?? I guess there is a lot of profit potential in astroglide.

E

Courtney
02-27-2007, 06:11 AM
There's nothing amoral about a little lube. Probably helps prevent divorce.

elChurro
02-27-2007, 06:24 AM
im guessing this is the same tent the artic monkeys will be playing in.

Courtney
02-27-2007, 07:01 AM
Right, this would be the tent next to the massive igloo of free water bottles.

Boourns
09-06-2007, 01:08 PM
This was a good thread.

GTI_GRL
09-06-2007, 02:57 PM
astroglide should hand out samples next year...........

air mattress + lube = Fun

faxman75
01-23-2009, 09:08 AM
ALIVE FOR 2009!

LETS KILL BABIES! Obama is President now so this should be possible finally!

patsfan5454
01-23-2009, 09:08 AM
who's Headlining??

Jon Blazed
01-23-2009, 09:10 AM
My friend knows this guy who says that the abortion tent is confirmed. I can't tell you who my friend is because he swore me not to tell. Believe me if you want....

cubrocker
01-23-2009, 09:10 AM
i got knocked up at coachella 08.

faxman75
01-23-2009, 09:12 AM
Oooh sorry cubrocker, but no post birth abortions this year. :(

captncrzy
01-23-2009, 09:49 AM
This wasn't funny before, and now it's even unfunnier.

BlackSwan
01-23-2009, 09:51 AM
Most.....retarded......thread.....ever.

Hey, I didn't even have to type what I was thinking!

Genedefekt
01-23-2009, 10:02 AM
Haha I remember this thread and I think it's hilarious.

CalmerThanYou
01-23-2009, 10:08 AM
Has anyone claimed rights to the dead fetus'?

just curious...cause...umm....ya know...proper disposal is a must.

Ardentbiscuit
01-23-2009, 10:11 AM
I've been tricked, I thought this was the Amy Winehouse discussion thread.

:(

BlackSwan
01-23-2009, 10:11 AM
Has anyone claimed rights to the dead fetus'?

just curious...cause...umm....ya know...proper disposal is a must.

I think a dead fetus is legally considered an asset.

cubrocker
01-23-2009, 10:13 AM
should i bring my fleshlight to coachella this year?

roboticwaltz
01-23-2009, 10:18 AM
I'll be next to Spicy Pie booth selling Dead Baby Smoothies.

faxman75
01-23-2009, 10:18 AM
This wasn't funny before, and now it's even unfunnier.


Well it's a touchy subject. I can see why some would not be amused. On the other hand, some might be. We all aren't going to agree on everything and as far as I can see, this is my favorite thread in the rumors section at the moment.

faxman75
01-23-2009, 10:19 AM
I'll be next to Spicy Pie booth selling Dead Baby Smoothies.


Is that why the smoothies taste so damn good?!?! Holy shit, the smoothies are by far my favorite thing to drink at coachella, so damn good.

MantisMel
01-23-2009, 10:20 AM
Has anyone claimed rights to the dead fetus'?

just curious...cause...umm....ya know...proper disposal is a must.

lots of babies in the lost and found after prince last year. Lots of dead babies in the lost and found this year if yer lucky

drewoftherushes
01-23-2009, 10:20 AM
should i bring my fleshlight to coachella this year?

definite yes.

CalmerThanYou
01-23-2009, 10:21 AM
I think a dead fetus is legally considered an asset.

yeah, havent you read my contributions to The Cooking Thread?

sacleonard
01-23-2009, 03:14 PM
Hey, I didn't even have to type what I was thinking!

Me neither.
I'm not super-PC, but there's nothing funny about this thread either.

hannibul
01-23-2009, 03:26 PM
disgusting

shame on the moderator for not deleting this thread

gibsonorbust
01-23-2009, 03:41 PM
This whole clip is pure magic, but 1:04 talks about abortions...of course.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/will-arnett-human-giant-sex-tape-from-human-giant-and-will-arnett

MissingPerson
01-23-2009, 03:53 PM
This whole clip is pure magic, but 1:04 talks about abortions...of course.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/will-arnett-human-giant-sex-tape-from-human-giant-and-will-arnett

Holy shit, I have been looking for this clip online for months.

This clip was all I was thinking of when I previously declared Will Arnett the greatest man alive.

I stand by the statement.

MissingPerson
01-23-2009, 03:55 PM
Also, everybody go to the Obama/ Abortion thread for this to make sense.

gibsonorbust
01-23-2009, 04:00 PM
This clip was all I was thinking of when I previously declared Will Arnett the greatest man alive.


"I'm gonna live forever!"

MissingPerson
01-23-2009, 04:02 PM
Well, the greatest man alive until that tragic sex machine accident.

humanoid
01-23-2009, 04:03 PM
Well, the greatest man alive until that tragic sex machine accident.

absolutely tragic

MissingPerson
01-23-2009, 04:04 PM
I am pro-Will Arnett's life.

Sexecutioner
01-23-2009, 04:55 PM
disgusting

shame on the moderator for not deleting this thread

fuck you, commie. we speak our minds around here.

gaypalmsprings
01-23-2009, 04:56 PM
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh68/ccook_93550/abortion.jpg

Smokenut
01-23-2009, 05:00 PM
katy perry & morriesey will headline this ABORTION tent

then bring out a 17th century victorian mirror and blow eachother fuckign heads off


...or was that the "emo tent?"

my bad

Smokenut
01-23-2009, 05:00 PM
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh68/ccook_93550/abortion.jpg




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thank you

Stickjohn
01-23-2009, 05:13 PM
Oh my. We really, really need the lineup. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

FYI - GAY WITCH ABORTION IS PLAYING THE TRIPLE ROCK IN MPLS ON 3/28!!!