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Rap/rock Is Life
05-01-2009, 07:30 PM
Dat ninja is funny as hell, yo. Siiick rymes to.

FoxeyLady
05-01-2009, 07:31 PM
nope.com

btw I hate college

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
05-01-2009, 07:35 PM
YOO DAWG
DAT SHIT IS SHIT SON
SO MUCH SHIT ITS LIKE SPLADOWWWWWW

AND DAS A LOT OF SHIT SON
YOU FEEL ME DAWG?!?!

esy191
05-01-2009, 08:11 PM
YOO DAWG
DAT SHIT IS SHIT SON
SO MUCH SHIT ITS LIKE SPLADOWWWWWW

AND DAS A LOT OF SHIT SON
YOU FEEL ME DAWG?!?!

Oh fer shur I feel ya brosef.

fourty oz
05-01-2009, 08:42 PM
honkey rap

we need dat rick ross da boss

one

jusbcus25
05-01-2009, 09:39 PM
At first I thought this was a fucking joke and then I looked at the Avatar of the person who posted this crap. *slaps forehead* damn this person is serious!

Drewski27
05-01-2009, 09:54 PM
where's tina, bro?

Ardentbiscuit
05-01-2009, 10:22 PM
This would be some sort of Coachella nightmare for me.

It goes like this, I would be in the beer garden chilling and it's the one near the outdoor stage. Asher Roth starts to play, "I Love College" and then suddenly every bro is hugging and arm in arm singing in unison and thrusting their drinks in the air.

Then they turn to everyone individually and sing to them.

I don't know, it would be pretty scary.

seandlr
05-01-2009, 10:35 PM
As much as I agree with asher roth equaling out to "bro" rap, he actually has a good song or two. And by good, I mean somewhat intellectual. Listen to: just listen
And you'll see what I mean. I'm sure if his set wasn't conflicting with anyone else, I'd catch it, but I'm sure the fans would really irritate me, kind of like atmosphere fans

Boourns
05-01-2009, 11:43 PM
As much as I agree with asher roth equaling out to "bro" rap, he actually has a good song or two. And by good, I mean somewhat intellectual. Listen to: just listen
And you'll see what I mean. I'm sure if his set wasn't conflicting with anyone else, I'd catch it, but I'm sure the fans would really irritate me, kind of like atmosphere fans

This is a joke and/or alias, right?

fober
05-02-2009, 12:41 AM
I really like the beats on the record but his rhymes are flat out worthless.

r1ckola
05-02-2009, 01:27 AM
I'll pass, thanks

Boourns
05-02-2009, 04:04 AM
Bro rap just leads to bro rape.

malcolmjamalawesome
05-02-2009, 06:09 AM
WELCOME BACK, RAP/ROCK IS LIFE!!!!

unknown
05-02-2009, 08:48 AM
Dat ninja?

pass.

seandlr
05-02-2009, 12:59 PM
This is a joke and/or alias, right?

your confusion is confusing me.
i was serious on what i said and i stand by it

FoxeyLady
05-02-2009, 01:41 PM
"Just Listen" is one of the corniest most embarrassing things i have ever seen, it just comes off fake as hell
OMG "he's so deep" ugh stop trying to be socially conscious asher, you look more out of touch than john mccain

seandlr
05-02-2009, 01:46 PM
regardless of whether he is personally deep or not, the song is still good. its very well written.

malcolmjamalawesome
05-02-2009, 02:02 PM
regardless of whether he is personally deep or not, the song is still good. its very well written.

There is one glaring error in your statement.

seandlr
05-02-2009, 03:06 PM
There is one glaring error in your statement.
I could have used a semi-colon, "its" doesn't have an apostrophe, the word "personally" isn't necessary? I don't know

malcolmjamalawesome
05-02-2009, 03:16 PM
I could have used a semi-colon, "its" doesn't have an apostrophe, the word "personally" isn't necessary? I don't know

No, it's your suggestion that any asher roth song is "well written".

frazzles
05-02-2009, 03:16 PM
Good God, no. No. No. No.

Fucking terrible idea.

greghead
05-02-2009, 03:30 PM
rap/rock is the best alias this board has or will ever see

Drewski27
05-02-2009, 04:01 PM
asher roth. i heard hes really cool. yeah lets add him to coachella. great idea.

seandlr
05-02-2009, 04:13 PM
No, it's your suggestion that any asher roth song is "well written".
I thought that's what you were going to say. I can understand why people may think my claim is ridiculous, but as someone being part of a pathetic generation ( of both culture and "mainstream" music) I'm in full support of any song that invokes thought (even though 97% of all other asher roth songs are horrible)

WhyTheLongFace
05-02-2009, 04:15 PM
As much as I think Asher is corny as hell, his song "His dream" is nice. But I wouldn't see his set at coachella. Even if no other act was on I'd be in the do lab getting wet no homo.

malcolmjamalawesome
05-02-2009, 04:20 PM
You Like This:

White Rapper Asher Roth: "Just Listen" lyrics

Hello, you can start recording me at any time
Yo, I got something in my...
I need some water and something man
I got something in my fuckin, in my teeth
Ready? Alright cool

I'm here for the, fathers and mothers,
Sisters and brothers,
For the guilty, the innocent, citizens, and the immigrants,
If you ain't listen you missin out
Bear witness to the realist out (I bet they listenin now)
If my voice didn't work, but my hands could talk
Would you take the time to see what a def man thought?
I could be alone and homeless
Hurt won't heal, but my cardboard sign so my words are real
Would you stop to drop change? Or stop for a change?
Engage in conversation, and exchange names?
Or maybe you would if my image was a bitch
Big lips and bigger tits show you what real sex is but,
What if I was picked for grave? Sick for days? Aged to be sick with aids?
Would you listen to my story that I swear is touching,
Or just blank stare cause you're scared to touch me?
If I'm Jewish or Christian does it affect your decision to
See past religion and simply listen to wisdom?
Would you really listen to my views on the government
If my raps were democrat and yours are republican?
Whether I'm black or white, gay, straight, hermaphrodite,
Half the time trash the light and we all act alike
So, pass the mic, don't assist being ignorant
Unclench your fist and just listen




Advantage: Dave Wang

WhyTheLongFace
05-02-2009, 04:21 PM
Y
Would you stop to drop change? Or stop for a change?
Engage in conversation, and exchange names?
Or maybe you would if my image was a bitch
Big lips and bigger tits show you what real sex is

Even you have to admit MJA, those lines are true. So therefore he is spitting the truth.

Advantage: Asher Roth transformed into a bitch with big lips and bigger tits

frazzles
05-02-2009, 04:24 PM
Those lyrics are awful.

No surprise.

seandlr
05-02-2009, 04:42 PM
Those lyrics are awful.

No surprise.
Back up your statement

PC-2 Violence
05-02-2009, 06:33 PM
worst wrapper alive

seandlr
05-02-2009, 06:58 PM
worst wrapper alive

If were all going to be subjective, I'm gonna say lil wayne is the worst

PC-2 Violence
05-02-2009, 06:59 PM
If were all going to be subjective, I'm gonna say lil wayne is the worst

oh wow you dont even know what subjective means...

seandlr
05-02-2009, 07:13 PM
oh wow you dont even know what subjective means...

By YOU saying and thinking asher r. Is the worst rapper alive, that's subjective

greghead
05-02-2009, 07:35 PM
Asher Roth is not very good. Some of his lyrics are clever, but that does not translate to good songs or even good flow. I'm happy that people dig him and his music, but as an MC, I think he's a joke.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
05-02-2009, 07:38 PM
worst wrapper alive

no the wrapper on cd's are the worst wrappers alive
cant get those goddamn things off!!!!!

PC-2 Violence
05-02-2009, 07:42 PM
By YOU saying and thinking asher r. Is the worst rapper alive, that's subjective

I love it when people say "Well its subjective" or "Well its relative"

Name one thing in this world that is not subjective, and yet at the same time, not relative.

asher is an edible wrapper

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
05-02-2009, 07:43 PM
does he taste good?
i bet he tastes like pops cereal

PC-2 Violence
05-02-2009, 07:48 PM
licorice rope

seandlr
05-02-2009, 07:49 PM
Asher Roth is not very good. Some of his lyrics are clever, but that does not translate to good songs or even good flow. I'm happy that people dig him and his music, but as an MC, I think he's a joke.

I agree with you 99%

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
05-02-2009, 07:49 PM
licorice rope

oh even better!!!!!!
thats it, asher roth for coachella '10
but instead of playing a set we'll all just take part in eating him

seandlr
05-02-2009, 07:51 PM
no the wrapper on cd's are the worst wrappers alive
cant get those goddamn things off!!!!!

I agree with you 110%. That's why vinyl is better. Some record stores sell key chains that slice those rappers off perfectly

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
05-02-2009, 08:25 PM
I agree with you 110%. That's why vinyl is better. Some record stores sell key chains that slice those rappers off perfectly

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/GuinnessBrilliant.jpg

unknown
05-02-2009, 08:25 PM
I tend to just use my fingernail in the crack of the case. Works pretty well but they still tend to be a pain in the ass.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
05-02-2009, 08:28 PM
i gnaw at the cd and yell at it until the wrapper is so scared it just peels itself off
works every time

seandlr
05-02-2009, 08:29 PM
If I don't have that key chain w/ me, I disconnect the bottom side of the case and from there its cake

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
05-02-2009, 08:37 PM
just be like
"EY! YOU GET YOUR BITCH ASS OPEN OR SHITS GOIN DOWN, YOU HEAR ME?!?!"

the thing will just slide off
i suggest kicking it while its on the floor just to make sure it doesnt think of climbing back on the cd

goddamn scum is what it is

PulpNextYear
05-03-2009, 10:28 AM
what is a CD?
does it take a long time to download?

Backwater
05-03-2009, 10:47 AM
I don't buy any of this.

seandlr = alias

Backwater
05-03-2009, 11:51 AM
This last year it was that I really don't like the south.



:rotfl

seandlr
05-03-2009, 08:35 PM
I don't buy any of this.

seandlr = alias

youre the second person to say that. im not an alias. i swear

PC-2 Violence
05-03-2009, 08:42 PM
youre the second person to say that. im not an alias. i swear

sean?

seandlr
05-03-2009, 08:47 PM
sean?

haha. exactly

Backwater
05-04-2009, 12:14 AM
There ain't no bitch in my blood *****, there's nothing but thug, I knock that black off yo ass, I knock that black off yo ass.

seandlr
05-04-2009, 12:33 AM
There ain't no bitch in my blood *****, there's nothing but thug, I knock that black off yo ass, I knock that black off yo ass.

WHAT THE FUCK?

weeklymix
05-04-2009, 12:49 AM
asher roth is a serious rapper?

i thought this was like a "i'm an idiot white guy who is going to be an internet success"

but he is getting booked for shows?

get the fuck out.

Backwater
05-04-2009, 02:08 AM
WHAT THE FUCK?

Triple Six ... real rappers ... Rabbit

PC-2 Violence
05-04-2009, 03:04 AM
haha. exactly

in her headphones

Backwater
05-04-2009, 03:14 AM
asher roth is a serious rapper?

i thought this was like a "i'm an idiot white guy who is going to be an internet success"

but he is getting booked for shows?

get the fuck out.

The Spurs Clan > Asshat Rother

redthreat
05-05-2009, 08:27 AM
YO DOOD ASHER ROTH IS THE ILLEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE, DON'T ACT LIKE U HAVEN'T HEARD BITCH!








in all seriousness, if asher roth was added i'd have to become one of those faggy hippy 'roo kids for a year i guess and get all crunched out on some groovy tunes, bro.

Backwater
05-05-2009, 03:20 PM
I'd pay to see Asher battle Immortal Technique.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
05-05-2009, 06:19 PM
well..if asher gets added to the list at least the beer gardens will be getting more money,
we need SOMETHING to throw at the stage