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mob roulette
02-15-2007, 08:30 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

That time I caught you doing Pilates.

Please, please let this get out of control almost immediately. And nothing from the movie. NEW PUNCHLINES ONLY. spread the homo love yes? ok thanks.

kimery08
02-15-2007, 08:38 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

you posted this thread.

cchap6
02-15-2007, 08:39 AM
You watch American Idol.

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 08:41 AM
you posted this thread.

no kimery, its:

you know how i know you're gay?

you posted this thread.

please follow the format. thank you.

fober
02-15-2007, 08:42 AM
YKHIKYG?

^ You read that perfectly.

kimery08
02-15-2007, 08:43 AM
you give fashion advice.

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 08:57 AM
you give fashion advice.

you know how i know you're gay?

your avatar is ambiguous.

TheGunslinger138
02-15-2007, 09:10 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

your avatar is ambiguous.

You know how I know you're gay?

You own an ABBA album.

kimery08
02-15-2007, 09:17 AM
you know how i know youre gay?

you can skate backwards.

Yablonowitz
02-15-2007, 09:21 AM
WTE

schoolofruckus
02-15-2007, 09:32 AM
You know how I know you're gay?


You're John Amaechi.

smellysocks
02-15-2007, 09:36 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

you told me

PsyGuyRy
02-15-2007, 09:36 AM
MOB

You know how I know you're gay?

You posted this:


nancy sinatra--these boots are made for walkin'. choice.
...in the currently listening thread. Choice.

kaeso
02-15-2007, 09:38 AM
you know how i know your'e gay?

well, remember that time we went down to bali...

kimery08
02-15-2007, 09:40 AM
you read us weekly.

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 09:48 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

you know how to spell "asagio"

you know how i know you're gay?

you got a callback for "entourage"

you know how i know you're gay?

you support NAFTA

it's all about exploding stereotypes kids.

PsyGuyRy
02-15-2007, 09:50 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

You posted this, too:



spread the homo love yes? ok thanks.

PsyGuyRy
02-15-2007, 09:52 AM
You know how I know you know I'm gay?

I sucked your dick.

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 09:52 AM
MOB

You know how I know you're gay?

You posted this:


...in the currently listening thread. Choice.

ahem. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/) figga please.

AEversW
02-15-2007, 09:57 AM
You know how I know you know I'm gay?


your dick taste like shit.




i love 40 year old virgin.

PsyGuyRy
02-15-2007, 09:58 AM
ahem. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/) figga please.

"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

"I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

GREAT fucking movie. Still gay tho.

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 10:08 AM
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r182/coxcombred/r-lee--emery.jpg

not gay. gay ICON maybe, but not gay.

you like him though, don't you?

now quit stalking.

you know how i know you're gay?

you question MY sexuality. and HOPE.

kind of flattering though actually. thanks.

trowa888
02-15-2007, 10:12 AM
you know how i know youre all gay?

youre fighting about it as if it were a bad thing

All That I Am
02-15-2007, 10:14 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

You were voguing through the whole Daft Punk set last year.

PsyGuyRy
02-15-2007, 10:17 AM
you question MY sexuality. and HOPE.

kind of flattering though actually. thanks.

Not questioning your sexuality, and certainly not hoping that you're not straight. I just wanted to see how much you could take before you got uncomfortable. Awesome. I'll stop stalking now.

PsyGuyRy
02-15-2007, 10:19 AM
you know how i know youre all gay?

youre fighting about it as if it were a bad thing

We're not fighting, and we don't think it's a bad thing... it's just good-natured fun.

Thanks for the concern, though!

All That I Am
02-15-2007, 10:47 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

You keep telling me how much you love my "Wii".

BoneDaddy
02-15-2007, 10:48 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

You drive a Miata (or Audi)

SojuGorae
02-15-2007, 10:55 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

You shit rainbows

algunz
02-15-2007, 10:56 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

You cried when Anna Nicole croaked.

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 10:59 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

you have complicated opinions about vitamin water.

you know how i know you're gay?

you've seen the song remains the same more than a dozen times.

you know how i know you're gay?

you enjoy belle and sebastian unironically.

top that bitches.

SojuGorae
02-15-2007, 11:02 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

You get aroused at the smell of ass

bmack86
02-15-2007, 11:05 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

Two words: Barbara Streisand.

elChurro
02-15-2007, 11:10 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

Your boyfriend told me while I was banging him.

PsyGuyRy
02-15-2007, 12:14 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You went to see Madonna in the tent last year... for ANY REASON WHATSOEVER.

york707
02-15-2007, 12:17 PM
Your boyfriend told me while I was banging him.

That's what she said?

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 12:17 PM
That's what she said?

OWNED

All That I Am
02-15-2007, 12:35 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

That shelf of trophies in your livingroom that all say Butt Dart Champion

trowa888
02-15-2007, 12:39 PM
you know how i know you're gay?

you own a book of louis vitton and call it the bible.

york707
02-15-2007, 12:42 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1140000/images/_1141356_hardaway300.jpg

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 12:43 PM
you know how i know you're gay?

you own a goddamned SALAD spinner.

TomAz
02-15-2007, 12:44 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41473000/jpg/_41473164_basketball300.jpg

TomAz
02-15-2007, 12:44 PM
these jokes are getting lamer and lamer.

SojuGorae
02-15-2007, 01:02 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You hate Isiah Washington more than Jesus

tiffdud41
02-15-2007, 01:05 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

I sent you this picture and you popped a boner.
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/tmaxam1/funvalday.jpg

PsyGuyRy
02-15-2007, 01:12 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

Democrats just lead you on, but Republicans really want to fuck you.

SojuGorae
02-15-2007, 01:22 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

Your male friends leave you "BFF" messages on your myspace accompanied by a picture of you and said friend with a pink feather boa around your gay necks.

TheGunslinger138
02-15-2007, 01:23 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You use the Wycked Scepter party tape to masterbate.

SojuGorae
02-15-2007, 01:24 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You lose your train of thought mid-sentence when you see another guy eating a banana

CheersDarlin
02-15-2007, 02:55 PM
nevermind.

SojuGorae
02-15-2007, 03:02 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You go to Home Depot but never actually go in... you just drive around the vicinity.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-15-2007, 03:39 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You wear clothes a lesbian would refuse to wear.

PrettyRagdoll
02-16-2007, 01:26 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

You look like Ryan Seacrest

Hannahrain
02-16-2007, 03:29 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

you have a lower back tattoo.



of george michael.

All That I Am
02-16-2007, 04:32 AM
haw haw Wycked Scepter

All That I Am
02-16-2007, 04:39 AM
You know how i know you're gay?

if male see A) if female see B)

A) You have The Scissor Sisters, Madonna, Clay Aiken and Christina Aguillera in your record collection

B) You have Ani Difranco, The Indigo Girls, K.D. Lang, Le Tigre and L7 in your record collection.

mob roulette
02-16-2007, 06:00 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

you think death cab for cutie should be higher on the poster.

dorkfish
02-16-2007, 06:58 AM
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1366/hardaway961021892iv5.jpg

I HATE THIS THREAD.

TheGunslinger138
02-16-2007, 07:05 AM
haw haw Wycked Scepter

SHOW ME YOUR WEENIS!!!!

gaypalmsprings
02-16-2007, 07:41 AM
You are gay if you like disco mirror balls.

Boourns
02-16-2007, 08:40 AM
you know how i know you're gay?
you cry every year Xiu Xiu doesn't play Coachella.

you know how I know you're gay?
the song "supermassive black hole" was written about your anus.

you know how I know you're gay?
the shins really did, in fact, totally change your life.

you know how I know you're gay?
you always have to tell people "it's not a purse, it's a MESSENGER BAG."

you know how I know you're gay?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/414px-Cosplay.jpg
that's how

mob roulette
02-16-2007, 08:48 AM
you know how I know you're gay?
the shins really did, in fact, totally change your life.

HAHAHAHA. easliy in the top 5 so far. zach fucking BRAFF. hahahahaha.

SojuGorae
02-16-2007, 08:54 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/414px-Cosplay.jpg
that's how

I had no idea Artie Lange was a homo.

mob roulette
02-16-2007, 09:05 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

the term "ghost ride the whip" holds an entirely different meaning for you.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-16-2007, 11:09 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

You had no idea that some people EAT zucchini and cucumbers!

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-16-2007, 11:10 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

You think "Whole Foods" is a sex shop.

elChurro
02-16-2007, 11:26 AM
you know how I know your gay?

because you're simply FABULOUS! 'snap!

SojuGorae
02-16-2007, 03:46 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You think Jesus is hot and want to have holy sex with him

randy ricochet
02-16-2007, 03:50 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

When your gay best friend died, you wanted him chopped up and made into a curry so you could feel him slip out of your ring one last time!!

corpathina
02-16-2007, 04:16 PM
you know how i know you're gay?

you have AIDZ NEEDLEZ!!!1! ROFLCOPTER!

ayates
02-16-2007, 04:20 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You listen to The Smiths and/or Morrissey.

nmaff
02-16-2007, 04:37 PM
you know how i know you're gay?
you get a hard-on while i'm fucking you in the ass.

All That I Am
02-16-2007, 10:56 PM
You know who I know you're gay?
You don't like Mogwai.

SojuGorae
02-16-2007, 11:00 PM
You know who I know you're gay?
You don't like Mogwai.

Agreed. Anyone who doesn't like mogwai, is indeed, a homerseshual.

Boourns
02-16-2007, 11:14 PM
You know how I know you're gay?
You really have "been there, done that."

You know how I know you're gay?
You are the goatse.cx guy.

You know how I know you're gay?
you listen to Taking Back My Panic Heights at the Chemical Romance!

SojuGorae
02-16-2007, 11:28 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

One of your daily activities include tucking your dick in and listening to Goodbye Horses.

Boourns
02-18-2007, 02:07 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

To you, a "bear" is something besides a gorilla's punching bag.

airguitarvet
02-18-2007, 04:03 PM
you know how i know you're gay?

You were voguing through the whole Daft Punk set last year.

HA! that made me laugh out loud!

leo01g
02-18-2007, 06:49 PM
you know how i know you're gay?

You listen to Fall Out Boy while downloading more Taking Back Sunday songs

samiksha
02-18-2007, 10:32 PM
you know how i know you're gay?

You listen to Fall Out Boy while downloading more Taking Back Sunday songs

booooooo some one already made a very similar joke, try again. i want this thread to be funny so badly. it is descending into madness, and not the good kind.

airguitarvet
02-19-2007, 08:31 PM
you know how i know you're gay?

you walk in tippy toes

dontfeedthebird
02-19-2007, 10:44 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You can count your T-cells on one hand.

silvalex
02-20-2007, 12:05 AM
you know how i know you're gay?

You were voguing through the whole Daft Punk set last year.



hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

silvalex
02-20-2007, 12:06 AM
You kow how I know you're gay?

You have an "I heart Tiesto" tshirt with lube and shit stains all over it.

artgutser
02-20-2007, 07:30 AM
You know how I know you're gay?

You think "dick" is part of the four basic food groups along with "manchowder", "ass" and "cherry flavored lube"