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bobert
02-22-2010, 12:51 PM
What exactly did Lee do that was so retarded?


I will take PF's suggestion of a hatecation and put you back on ignore

Well, the list is long, but let's start with what's been posted in the last 5 minutes. "hatecation"

psycobetabuckdown
02-22-2010, 12:52 PM
Yup, key word is objective. Every name on that list has to be a consensus pick, so Randy hasn't qualified yet. While he is often retarded, I wouldn't call it "relentless."

BlackSwan
02-22-2010, 12:53 PM
Well, the list is long, but let's start with what's been posted in the last 5 minutes. "hatecation"

Indeed, but in all fairness, he was just referencing something that pf said.

Leeartlee
02-22-2010, 12:53 PM
that was originally from Dani, are you calling PF retarded?

Hannahrain
02-22-2010, 12:53 PM
Everybody stop being wrong. It's tiring.

bobert
02-22-2010, 12:56 PM
that was originally from Dani, are you calling PF retarded?

If she invented the word "hatecation" then yes, she is retarded. However, she does get points for originality. God help the retards who think that was a funny word worth repeating.

Leeartlee
02-22-2010, 01:00 PM
My post was geared towards Monk, so it had absolutely no value comedically or otherwise

bobert
02-22-2010, 01:00 PM
My post was geared towards Monk, so it had absolutely no value comedically or otherwise

Trust me, people are laughing.

Leeartlee
02-22-2010, 01:03 PM
Zing

bluemamba
02-22-2010, 02:15 PM
Im surprised im not on that list. great.

BlackSwan
02-22-2010, 02:16 PM
bluemamba

Monklish
02-22-2010, 02:20 PM
The rules are it's my thread.

What he said.

caco0283
02-22-2010, 03:01 PM
PLURvsKtl.

:pulse

IDCrisis
02-22-2010, 03:15 PM
The rules are it's my thread.

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/mashnum4077/Funny%20Others/caution.jpg

juloxx
02-23-2010, 10:48 AM
I knew I was the smartest person on these boards

BlackSwan
02-23-2010, 10:49 AM
juloxx

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
02-23-2010, 11:02 AM
juloxx

I'm for it

djandrews25
02-23-2010, 11:18 AM
juloxx

He should be a lock, look at my sig.

juloxx
02-23-2010, 11:24 AM
He should be a lock, look at my sig.

ahhhh the sig isnt getting the attention you wanted huh? Well Ill help you call some attention to it, this ones for you.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I8yGdcs9li0&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I8yGdcs9li0&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

You just received an invitation, to their gangsta nation.

djandrews25
02-23-2010, 11:45 AM
Point proven.

By the way, who is your main? I know you are acting, noone can be that retarded and into westside connection still 15 years later.

SoulDischarge
02-23-2010, 12:03 PM
Dankfish (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37201)

Leeartlee
02-23-2010, 12:17 PM
Changoloco


The word "hippie" comes from the contraction of the word hypocrite.

juloxx
02-23-2010, 12:22 PM
By the way, who is your main? I know you are acting, noone can be that retarded and into westside connection still 15 years later.

Ya man, who listens to music 15 years later? If its not new, its not good. Your right man.

hawkingvsreeve
02-23-2010, 12:30 PM
Sweet jesus you're irritating.

Leeartlee
02-23-2010, 12:39 PM
lulz

guedita
02-23-2010, 12:40 PM
Ya man, who listens to music 15 years later? If its not new, its not good. Your right man.

*It's...*You're

Juloxx.

djandrews25
02-23-2010, 12:55 PM
Ya man, who listens to music 15 years later? If its not new, its not good. Your right man.

It's not that it isn't new douche, it just sucks ass. It was a gimmic act and died a long time ago due to how stupid it was.

BlackSwan
02-23-2010, 01:19 PM
Apostropheez, yo.

weeklymix
02-23-2010, 01:47 PM
If the Dankfish song is truly him he needs to be banned from a lot more things than this board.

Devin the Dude
02-23-2010, 01:49 PM
That song is win what are you guys talking about!?

djandrews25
02-23-2010, 01:50 PM
That song is win what are you guys talking about!?

Devin the Dude

stinkbutt
02-23-2010, 01:56 PM
How is he not on it yet?

juloxx
02-23-2010, 02:18 PM
*It's...*You're

Juloxx.

correcting someone for not using apostrophe's on the interweb..... really?

You're right though.

psycobetabuckdown
02-23-2010, 02:38 PM
Uh...Westside Connection is a gimmick act? It's called a genre you dumb twits. You're welcome to not like the genre but don't be fucking ignorant about it.

djandrews25
02-23-2010, 02:49 PM
Wait, the rap group Westside Connection is a genre?


psycobetabuckdown

hawkingvsreeve
02-23-2010, 02:50 PM
Yeah, guys.

Jesus.

Gribbz
02-23-2010, 02:51 PM
Yeah, guys.

Jesus.

You clearly have no credibility in the music world. *Throws up that W*

hawkingvsreeve
02-23-2010, 02:55 PM
Shit.


I got caught.

J~$$$$
02-23-2010, 02:59 PM
The sad part about all of this, juloxx is black.

liquidsnake28
02-23-2010, 03:00 PM
Isn't juloxx a juggalo?

psycobetabuckdown
02-23-2010, 03:01 PM
Wait, the rap group Westside Connection is a genre?


psycobetabuckdown

Context matters when people write words...

Aurgasm
02-23-2010, 03:03 PM
You clearly have no credibility in the music world. *Throws up that W*

you should read his music reviews..

TomAz
02-23-2010, 03:04 PM
This thread has switched polarities.

hawkingvsreeve
02-23-2010, 03:05 PM
you should read his music reviews..

Ha. Dont get all upset because the new Massive Attack isnt all that great.

Aurgasm
02-23-2010, 03:07 PM
Ha. Dont get all upset because the new Massive Attack isnt all that great.

Unfortunately, I wasn't referring to that blunder of an association. Keep working on your craft.

TomAz
02-23-2010, 03:08 PM
are you building an ark, B?

djandrews25
02-23-2010, 03:09 PM
Context matters when people write words...

But the actual words dont matter more than the context? Cause i know what you meant, but you obviously didnt read what i wrote.

PotVsKtl
02-23-2010, 03:10 PM
Get the fuck out of my thread.

GeezrRckr
02-23-2010, 03:20 PM
for today's reverse in polarity, i nominate this thread.

juloxx
02-23-2010, 06:00 PM
Isn't juloxx a juggalo?

whaaaaaaaaa???

I go to one Tech N9ne concert and this happens

JAKOBEE
02-23-2010, 06:08 PM
JAKOBEE

WTF did I do to deserve this? I want answers!

captncrzy
02-23-2010, 08:09 PM
For this list, it should just be an automatic add for that anyone that joined since the lineup was announced.

ShyGuy75
02-23-2010, 08:14 PM
captncrzy

captncrzy
02-23-2010, 09:16 PM
The thread is for retards. Not bitches.

If you start a thread for relentless bitches, I'd own that crown.

greghead
02-23-2010, 10:23 PM
da house

SoulDischarge
02-24-2010, 12:40 AM
Jesus fucking Christ. You're like some vague acquaintance who comes over to hang out for an hour or two and never fucking leaves and never gets the hint. You're crashing on the couch for weeks on end even though we've already threatened to call the cops. You eat all our cereal and leave big wads of hair in the shower drain. All we want is for you to leave so we can get some peace, but instead you insert yourself in our lives, get drunk and break all our dishes, stay up partying really late and pissing off the neighbors, and running over our favorite pets. What does it take for you to get the message?

PotVsKtl
02-24-2010, 11:28 AM
Foucault.
juloxx.

hawkingvsreeve
02-24-2010, 08:11 PM
Unfortunately, I wasn't referring to that blunder of an association. Keep working on your craft.

What a polite way to say I'm a poor writer.


And yeah Tom, something along those lines.

SoulDischarge
02-24-2010, 09:04 PM
Hey. BROKENDOLL's posts disappeared. Did we accomplish something here?

Gribbz
02-24-2010, 09:06 PM
Hey. BROKENDOLL's posts disappeared. Did we accomplish something here?

IDCrisis.

SoulDischarge
02-24-2010, 09:14 PM
No, I know. She had two posts as IDCrisis on this page (one of them was right between greghead's and mine) and now they're gone.

Gribbz
02-24-2010, 09:17 PM
Gotcha.

captncrzy
02-24-2010, 09:43 PM
There's no "getting the hint" when you have no ability for logic or reasoning. It's like yelling at a glass of wine for making a stain on your rug when you spill it.

PotVsKtl
02-24-2010, 09:46 PM
If I can't yell at a glass of wine on the internet I don't want to be wrong. Get out of my thread.

PotVsKtl
02-24-2010, 09:48 PM
Everybody stop talking and shut up forever.

IDCrisis
02-24-2010, 09:56 PM
For the record, the brown paper bag around the bottle soaks up any potential spillage of my wine, thank you very much.

BlackSwan
02-24-2010, 09:57 PM
That's what happens when you point it out.

IDCrisis
02-24-2010, 09:57 PM
I know, Pot..."Zip it!"

GeezrRckr
02-24-2010, 11:02 PM
why aren't you at harlem? i wanted to go but it's sold out.

PotVsKtl
02-24-2010, 11:29 PM
I just got back. Harlem might be God's answer to God killing the Exploding Hearts if they would stop pretending to be drunks and play more songs.

GeezrRckr
02-24-2010, 11:43 PM
that act is always annoying.

talk thursday.

J~$$$$
02-25-2010, 06:15 PM
bonerfromgrowingpains
juloxx

SoulDischarge
02-25-2010, 06:20 PM
juloxx isn't just relentlessly retarded, he's also prolifically so.

TomAz
02-26-2010, 01:34 PM
i may miss it because i am used to people actually saying what they mean.

beavington.

Monklish
02-26-2010, 01:37 PM
Bonerfromgrowingpains has certainly become suddenly very relevant though. Who the fuck would've bet that, huh?

unitedwesuck
02-26-2010, 02:02 PM
BAN Everyone but me

Libertas Tranquilitas
02-26-2010, 02:05 PM
juloxx isn't just relentlessly retarded, he's also prolifically so.

Seriously he comes off as a truly repulsive person...I guess I shouldn't feel bad about having a ridiculous "interweb" battle with him on my first day as a Coachella board member. I've realized trying to get him to apply any kind of moral basis is like trying to teach algebra to a goldfish.

djandrews25
02-26-2010, 02:06 PM
My sig might make you feel a little better LT.

BlackSwan
02-26-2010, 02:09 PM
I've realized trying to get him to apply any kind of moral basis is like trying to teach algebra to a goldfish.

What exactly makes them similar?

djandrews25
02-26-2010, 02:11 PM
Seriously, goldfish would pick up algebra way faster.

BlackSwan
02-26-2010, 02:16 PM
But then they would forget it after about a month.

djandrews25
02-26-2010, 02:17 PM
That's 30 seconds more than juloxx could apply any moral basis. Goldfish > juloxx.

juloxx
02-26-2010, 02:18 PM
My sig might make you feel a little better LT.


Seriously, goldfish would pick up algebra way faster.


That's 30 seconds more than juloxx could apply any moral basis. Goldfish > juloxx.

You mad
http://www.amalgamdigital.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/camron.jpg

Guess my sig has gotten to you ;)

djandrews25
02-26-2010, 02:19 PM
http://frankroman.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/white-gangsta.jpg

Libertas Tranquilitas
02-26-2010, 02:29 PM
I think I'm finally starting to see some of the quality peeps on these message boards.

Newro7ic
02-26-2010, 02:32 PM
I think I'm finally starting to see some of the quality peeps on these message boards.

Don't be fooled.

canexplain
02-26-2010, 02:36 PM
I think I'm finally starting to see some of the quality peeps on these message boards.

Watch out, they will suck you in then spit you back out again :) but it is a fun board and we do have a lot of pretty smart people (don't believe what they say about me, the kidlets just want to pick on an adult) .... cr*****

Also our mod is the best because you can say fuck, shit, weed, coke, you name it and as long as you have half a brain, she will leave you alone.

djandrews25
02-26-2010, 02:41 PM
Guess my sig has gotten to you ;)

I think you need to edit your post for the 4th time.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 03:11 PM
snap

Libertas Tranquilitas
02-26-2010, 03:13 PM
Don't be fooled.

As much as I hate to live any aspect of this life with my guards up I've realized already that there are people on these boards who's sole purpose seems to be belittling and intimidating people. I guess I thought that people united by the common love of music wouldn't be propagating these sick aspects of society.

"A casual stroll trough the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything"

-El Nietcho

PotVsKtl
02-26-2010, 03:24 PM
Libertas Tranquilitas.

JebusLives
02-26-2010, 03:39 PM
Also our mod is the best because you can say fuck, shit, weed, coke, you name it and as long as you have half a brain, she will leave you alone.

She also leaves you alone, Ron.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 03:40 PM
that wasn't hard to predict. kinda of amazed he found the thread this quickly.

canexplain
02-26-2010, 03:42 PM
She also leaves you alone, Ron.

:) cr*****

TomAz
02-26-2010, 05:13 PM
As much as I hate to live any aspect of this life with my guards up I've realized already that there are people on these boards who's sole purpose seems to be belittling and intimidating people. I guess I thought that people united by the common love of music wouldn't be propagating these sick aspects of society.

"A casual stroll trough the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything"

-El Nietcho

*whose

you mushbrained hippy.

SoulDischarge
02-26-2010, 06:17 PM
(don't believe what they say about me, the kidlets just want to pick on an adult)

Hyperbole.

GeezrRckr
02-26-2010, 06:18 PM
i'm more interested in what a kidlet is and what's the best way to cook one.

IDCrisis
02-26-2010, 06:39 PM
i'm more interested in what a kidlet is and what's the best way to cook one.
A kidlet? Usually you can get by with just pan frying after lightly breading them with a seasoned flour dredge. But, don't put so much oil in the pan that they're able to swim, or else, you're screwed. The little bastards start kicking their feet and flailing their arms when you drop them in and you end up with grease splatters all over your clean countertops. Oh, and season the flour only. Don't add salt and pepper as they're cooking because it gets in their eyes and really makes them pissy tasting when you go to take the first bite.

Leeartlee
02-26-2010, 07:04 PM
Anyone who uses that fucking elephant. It's almost as bad as a dancing Mog.... um, nevermind

IDCrisis
02-26-2010, 07:20 PM
Anyone who uses that fucking elephant. It's almost as bad as a dancing Mog.... um, nevermind
So, you have elephant issues? Care to talk about it? Is it the trunk, or the size of it's toenails? And tell me more about this dancing Mog you spoke of. WTF is a Mog? The only part that made sense was when you said, "nevermind."

stinkbutt
02-26-2010, 07:22 PM
jesus christ you're dense

weeklymix
02-26-2010, 07:29 PM
MOAR MOG

Mr.Nipples
02-26-2010, 07:31 PM
c****$$%#Y$%^@#$%@#%#$%@#^%$#&^&%#$%^@#$%@#$R@#$@

IDCrisis
02-26-2010, 07:36 PM
jesus christ you're dense
I'd rather refer to it as Deep in Left Field, if you don't mind, asshole.

JebusLives
02-26-2010, 08:05 PM
BD, were you briefly under the misbegotten impression that creating a new ID would be like a fresh start, wherein none of us would recognize you? For you, my dear, I'm afraid the internet isn't anonymous enough. At least without a full-time editor/social worker/whatever it is that you need so desperately.

You're blocked again. It isn't anything personal, its just that your posts make my head hurt.

PotVsKtl
02-27-2010, 01:21 PM
Get the fuck out of my thread.

boarderwoozel3
02-27-2010, 01:25 PM
IDCrisis

bmack86
02-27-2010, 01:26 PM
Weed, Shit, Coke, Fuck.

SoulDischarge
02-27-2010, 01:27 PM
If everyone just puts people we all agree contribute absolutely fucking nothing to the board, they are more or less effectively banned. Ignore, don't click "View Post" and most importantly, don't respond.

Still-ill
02-27-2010, 01:32 PM
If everyone just puts people we all agree contribute absolutely fucking nothing to the board, they are more or less effectively banned. Ignore, don't click "View Post" and most importantly, don't respond.

This is insanely difficult for me.

SoulDischarge
02-27-2010, 01:41 PM
Think of it this way next time you get the urge: how often has clicking on "View Post" ever been worth the minuscule amount of effort it took to do so?

captncrzy
02-27-2010, 02:10 PM
If everyone just puts people we all agree contribute absolutely fucking nothing to the board, they are more or less effectively banned. Ignore, don't click "View Post" and most importantly, don't respond.

Funny thing is that no one ever responds to her in any way but a negative one, yet she doesn't stop. I think she just really likes the negative attention.

Stop giving her attention!


This is insanely difficult for me.

Suck it up.

GeezrRckr
02-27-2010, 02:14 PM
it's extremely pathetic any way you look at it.

Suffacated
02-27-2010, 02:49 PM
it's extremely pathetic any way you look at it.

As pathetic as those who want to ignore or say they ignore but don't?

Yeah, it is extremely pathetic.

Hypocrite....

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that they do not hold.

You get what you give, you give what you get,
That's the way it's always been.

GeezrRckr
02-27-2010, 03:27 PM
thank you for reminding me to put you on my ignore list as well...appreciate that. please do the same for me so we can stop wasting other people's time with our mutual admiration of one another.

oh, and since you're as dense as your other half, we all saw the above comments about her. i have no second thoughts with the "view post" link. i won't post the definition of village idiot...self-explanatory.

btw, nice touch posting someone's personal info earlier. you two are perfect for one another.

now, can we all get out of pot's thread.

IDCrisis
02-28-2010, 03:42 AM
Funny thing is that no one ever responds to her in any way but a negative one, yet she doesn't stop. I think she just really likes the negative attention.
Stop giving her attention!
Suck it up.

Is this where I bow and curtsie? Or, do I give credit where credit is due, and then bow and curtsie?

captncrzy
02-28-2010, 08:16 AM
thank you for reminding me to put you on my ignore list as well...appreciate that. please do the same for me so we can stop wasting other people's time with our mutual admiration of one another.

oh, and since you're as dense as your other half, we all saw the above comments about her. i have no second thoughts with the "view post" link. i won't post the definition of village idiot...self-explanatory.

btw, nice touch posting someone's personal info earlier. you two are perfect for one another.

now, can we all get out of pot's thread.

what and whose personal info?

rskapcat
02-28-2010, 08:23 AM
Pete posted Patrick's info from a dating site. :nono

M Sparks
02-28-2010, 09:10 AM
Pete posted Patrick's info from a dating site. :nono

And then, after he pulled it, BD got all butthurt that everyone yelled at Pete, even though she had no clue what he had done.

Stickjohn
02-28-2010, 10:54 AM
Boardrama.

captncrzy
02-28-2010, 11:13 AM
Christ, that's fucking repulsive. Fucking losers.

That actually crosses them over the line of "if I ever ran into them, I'd ignore them" to "if I ever ran into them, I'd spit on them".

IDCrisis
02-28-2010, 03:16 PM
And then, after he pulled it, BD got all butthurt that everyone yelled at Pete, even though she had no clue what he had done.
Wrong, dumbass. I wasn't around yesterday and had no clue what got posted by Pete. As far as I'm concerned, it was between Pete and Patrick, not I. I'm gonna guess that Patrick probably either said something negative or full of shit about Pete, or most likely me, (because he usually does.) and Pete then in turn responded in an obviously wrong manner of defense. His bad, not mine.

If there's anything I'm butthurt about around here, it's the fact that those most guilty with jumping in on the "BAN-wagon," have never met us, and therefore don't know enough about us to talk the shit that they do. They just need a vice to use to boost their own lack of self esteem, or they need to feel a part of something because otherwise, they'd be a part of nothing. My other theory is that a lot of you were the nerds in school that walked around with your noses either buried in your books or your pocket video games, and were probably lacking social skills and a group of friends. Now you've found a place where there are others just like you and you've grouped up like a herd of sheep, and for whatever reason, we've been determined as the black sheep. Does that hurt my feelings? Sure, because it's not in my nature to judge people or think that I'm above anyone, and it gets a little old having to constantly defend who I am when the accuser doesn't even know me. But, you know something? The hurt goes away when I remind myself of the other 30,000 people that are worth meeting at the festival. 50 or so bad apples on a tree that continually produces and grows more beautiful each year doesn't really seem so bad when you look at it that way.


Christ, that's fucking repulsive. Fucking losers.
That actually crosses them over the line of "if I ever ran into them, I'd ignore them" to "if I ever ran into them, I'd spit on them".
And spitting on someone isn't repulsive, Jen? What a class act move that is on your part. What are you, 3 or 4 years old?

Mr.Nipples
02-28-2010, 03:36 PM
just shut the fuck up baseball-mit face. good god...

Mr.Nipples
02-28-2010, 03:37 PM
and that goes for any incarnation of you

weeklymix
02-28-2010, 03:42 PM
Edit: Never mind. Nipples, fucking hilarious.

IDCrisis
02-28-2010, 04:18 PM
just shut the fuck up baseball-mit face. good god...
That was pretty good, Cousin It. Got anymore childish opinions you'd like to share?

J~$$$$
03-01-2010, 11:51 AM
juloxx

PotVsKtl
03-01-2010, 12:07 PM
IDCrisis, for not getting the fuck out of my thread.

bluemamba
03-01-2010, 01:18 PM
captncrzy

PotVsKtl

Devin the Dude
03-01-2010, 01:20 PM
HOW AM I NOT ON THIS LIST YET!!??

bluemamba
03-01-2010, 01:22 PM
Devin the Dude

djandrews25
03-01-2010, 01:27 PM
HOW AM I NOT ON THIS LIST YET!!??

I think it has something to do with pot not being on his list nearly enough times.

BlackSwan
03-01-2010, 01:39 PM
Maybe Devin is relevant enough to be on the list.

GeezrRckr
03-01-2010, 02:05 PM
Maybe Devin is irrelevant enough to be on the list.
uh huh.

PotVsKtl
03-03-2010, 11:45 AM
Archie Bunker.

IDCrisis
03-03-2010, 01:54 PM
IDCrisis, for not getting the fuck out of my thread.
Can't say I didn't warn you ahead of time, PotVSKtl...

Originally Posted by PotVsKtl
I'm a fan of the new BROKENDOLL. Keep it up short stuff.


Umm, I give it another 125 posts before I end up posting something that makes you blurt out, "Go fuck yourself and die, you aging crusty wench !" Until then, I shall revel in this blessing you've bestowed upon me. Thanks.
Guess this means you'll be joining Dr. Dimento and his Judgement committee on their socially inept experiment in hypocrisy and democracy now. Oh, well...you win some and you lose some around here. :rolleyes

PotVsKtl
03-03-2010, 01:57 PM
Still in my thread.

IDCrisis
03-03-2010, 02:07 PM
Still in my thread.
I'm just waiting for my own custom thread to get finished. You know, the one where I'm just talking to myself. Supposedly the carpeting has been installed, minus the area around my posting pedestal, but they still have to install the mirrors over the walls and ceiling to create that party atmosphere when I'm logged on. I could have had it done earlier but I get a 20% discount for recommending the experimental thread they might be interested in providing mirrors for. How can you argue with a deal like that?

caco0283
03-03-2010, 02:12 PM
Pot is a pussy

PotVsKtl
03-03-2010, 05:57 PM
Not working for me.

BlackSwan
03-09-2010, 12:14 PM
trevor turtle

TomAz
03-09-2010, 12:16 PM
beat me by 2 minutes Swan.

unknown
03-09-2010, 12:17 PM
^ yes. Is that the guy posting a hundred pictures of him and his friends?

lizng
03-09-2010, 12:19 PM
^ yes. Is that the guy posting a hundred pictures of him and his friends?

and cats, lots of them.

TomAz
03-09-2010, 12:38 PM
I like cats. I like pictures of cats. A clever lolcat can make me laugh.

But posting dozens of lolcats that first made their internet debuts during the Clinton administration is grounds for banishment.

captncrzy
03-09-2010, 12:48 PM
It's gotta be PTA, right?

Still-ill
03-09-2010, 12:49 PM
Really? Nawwww

BlackSwan
03-09-2010, 12:51 PM
I like cats. I like pictures of cats. A clever lolcat can make me laugh.

But posting dozens of lolcats that first made their internet debuts during the Clinton administration is grounds for banishment.

There's also this...

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2159&page=852

zajaa
03-09-2010, 12:57 PM
seeing happy people having fun makes you angry. let's examine this.

BlackSwan
03-09-2010, 12:59 PM
seeing happy people having fun makes you angry. let's examine this.

You are making incorrect assumptions.

Leeartlee
03-09-2010, 01:32 PM
After reviewing the photos in question, I would have to agree about turtle

Example


http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12946_1243599937377_1450723701_675986_2660411_n.jp g
notice the background...

GeezrRckr
03-09-2010, 01:33 PM
seeing happy people having fun makes you angry. let's examine this.
what anger?

he's just pointing out a person's relentless retardation. 100% relevant and 100% agree.

EDIT: ^plus, the kid even kisses like a fucking retard. ban.

Leeartlee
03-09-2010, 01:34 PM
I should have noted that it was the caption he had that makes it ban worthy offense

GeezrRckr
03-09-2010, 01:36 PM
(i knew that, i read his inane comment about it when he posted it...additional proof always helps matters)

Leeartlee
03-09-2010, 01:39 PM
Does that girl have a stash?

bluemamba
03-09-2010, 07:15 PM
Lol yes she does. She grows a better 'stash than i do.

lunatic core
03-09-2010, 11:13 PM
Can they ban her?

PotVsKtl
03-11-2010, 05:41 PM
gaypalmsprings. Tired of your shitty pictures bro.

Monklish
03-11-2010, 05:51 PM
I frequently wonder if he has some kind of retarded equivalent of google image search to generate barely relatable pictures.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-11-2010, 06:00 PM
http://www.alicavanaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby-goat.jpg

eskamo951
03-11-2010, 08:22 PM
Everybody in Party All Weekend. Although, that's kind of a given.

marooko
03-11-2010, 08:27 PM
Anyone with more than 5 posts in here.

http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22568

nbvcide
03-12-2010, 03:33 AM
:lool

guedita
03-18-2010, 02:23 PM
Renominating: theecat

TomAz
03-18-2010, 02:27 PM
yeah i think I second that.

BlackSwan
03-18-2010, 02:33 PM
Thirdededed.

MassiveChemicalPunk
03-18-2010, 02:34 PM
Fourthed

Has anyone else received weird Pms from that cat?

ShyGuy75
03-18-2010, 02:38 PM
crazy how serious some people take the internet. or is sad the word i'm looking for?

maybe i should start a thread about it.

an objective list of usernames to ban for their own good for being relentlessly sad

yep, i will do that. that will make me feel good.

caco0283
03-18-2010, 02:46 PM
crazy how serious some people take the internet. or is sad the word i'm looking for?

maybe i should start a thread about it.

an objective list of usernames to ban for their own good for being relentlessly sad

yep, i will do that. that will make me feel good.

thats kinda sad

GeezrRckr
03-18-2010, 02:48 PM
SadGuy75

ShyGuy75
03-18-2010, 02:49 PM
ha! good one, geezr.

PotVsKtl
03-18-2010, 03:08 PM
lulz

captncrzy
03-18-2010, 03:36 PM
Fourthed

Has anyone else received weird Pms from that cat?

I got a weird message on my profile.

PotVsKtl
03-23-2010, 11:02 PM
PlayaDelWes, for being simultaneously rich and too stupid to understand what an average is.

rasooli
03-24-2010, 03:06 AM
I would like to nominate monklish and malcolmjamalawesome.

Leeartlee
03-24-2010, 09:12 AM
I would like to nominate malcolmjamalawesome.

Fail

theecat
03-24-2010, 12:14 PM
Renominating: theecat

We usually share opinions. Upset much because I posted some near nude pics of women?


yeah i think I second that.

Tom, nothing to think about. You can be a tool sometimes. Maybe I do the same from time to time.


Thirdededed.

Surprise surprise. Fucker. Hahaha


Fourthed

Has anyone else received weird Pms from that cat?

And as for you. I shot some nasty fucking words to you in public. The sometimes softy that I am felt bad about it and shot you a PM saying I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. Post my PM for everyone to see. Now I'm not you fuckin Twat. You're on my new "favorites" list

PotVksifnr;ijdb Whatever the fuck your name is... STFU. same for hawkings you robotic talking shithead.

GeezrRckr
03-24-2010, 12:17 PM
^and this is why this thread is so good. well done, nutjob.

theecat
03-24-2010, 12:34 PM
^ you're welcome. :)

rasooli
03-25-2010, 01:20 AM
I got no takers on the monklish and jamalmalcolmawesome nominations??

I got another one: dark justice

mickflyy
03-25-2010, 01:27 AM
This thread is funny (sometimes).

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-25-2010, 01:32 AM
rasooli

JebusLives
03-25-2010, 08:18 AM
rasooli

Leeartlee
03-25-2010, 09:04 AM
rasooli for your double fail

rasooli
03-25-2010, 10:37 AM
Chonumeh Smiley

Still-ill
03-25-2010, 10:40 AM
JamalMalcolmAwesome. ... ... Hahah

darkjustice
03-25-2010, 11:39 AM
I got no takers on the monklish and jamalmalcolmawesome nominations??

I got another one: dark justice

I'm already on there - kill yourself

rasooli
03-25-2010, 12:54 PM
I'm already on there - kill yourself

Good, go fuck yourself fudgepacker.

Mr. Dylanja
03-25-2010, 12:55 PM
Why all the hatred?


You insufferable cunt.

SoulDischarge
03-25-2010, 12:57 PM
At this point it might just be quicker to create a list of who shouldn't be banned for relentless retardism.

TommyboyUNM
03-25-2010, 01:07 PM
Simple solution:

This message is hidden because rasooli is on your ignore list.


There you go, folks.

SoulDischarge
03-25-2010, 01:19 PM
Doesn't work as well when every other motherfucker on the board insists on quoting and replying to people who are clear idiots, even if most of those replies are to point out that said clear idiots are, in fact, clear idiots. Shut up, everyone.

TommyboyUNM
03-25-2010, 01:25 PM
That's true, Patrick.

By the way, you all have been really good about not quoting BrokenDoll over the past few days. Thank you. That will help ensure an extended stay.

Mr. Dylanja
03-25-2010, 01:31 PM
That will help ensure an extended stay.

I feel so privileged.

amyzzz
03-25-2010, 01:33 PM
I feel so privileged.
Well, I do. Welcome back, Tommy.

BlackSwan
03-25-2010, 01:44 PM
TommyboyUNM

rasooli
03-25-2010, 01:56 PM
you got to be kidding me...you fuckers have been turning off my comments...?

Mr.Nipples
03-25-2010, 02:27 PM
well i am from now on

BROKENDOLL
03-25-2010, 02:33 PM
Well, I do. Welcome back, Tommy.
And to think, I welcomed him back as well and hoped to see him at Coachella. Guess I'll just have to ignore him at the fest instead.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-25-2010, 02:53 PM
well i am from now on

Yes. i don't know why I never think of this myself.

Leeartlee
03-26-2010, 09:49 AM
From the Filter party thread


Filter the band?? If this is the case, someone should "take my picture"

jk.

Still-ill
03-27-2010, 02:31 PM
So what happened to Windowliquor?

RedThom
03-27-2010, 02:33 PM
most every ass clown that has joined in 2010.

CrimesceneCookie
03-27-2010, 03:40 PM
So what happened to Windowliquor?

probably banned for scalping?
he was advertising his $800 buy-it-now camping pass ebay auction all over the board.
some of us warned him but looks like he got greedy.

Still-ill
03-27-2010, 03:43 PM
Wow, that was annoyingly uncouth of him. Asshole.

CrimesceneCookie
03-27-2010, 04:17 PM
hard to turn down the temptation of that kind of money, but holding an auction with the same username as your coachella forum account was a bad idea. $800 Buy It Now was a worse idea. Advertising it all over the forums here was the worst idea.

TomAz
03-27-2010, 05:36 PM
what about this idea?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vOkeke69rio/Rx9xxZC7Z9I/AAAAAAAAAp8/cuibU4gL4XY/s400/wurst-1.jpg

bballarl
03-27-2010, 06:06 PM
I would like to add TomAz to this list for posting pictures of sausage.

rskapcat
03-27-2010, 06:13 PM
His wurst is the worst?

rasooli
03-29-2010, 01:40 AM
why haven't I been added to the list?....I'm pretty sure I've already gotten the necessary votes...(four of them)

nbvcide
03-29-2010, 01:52 AM
So what happened to Windowliquor?


yeah, he was banned.. he just started a new username like everyone does when they get banned..

PC-2 Violence
03-29-2010, 02:04 AM
As he should have been.

nbvcide
03-29-2010, 02:13 AM
eh, i guess..

scalping isn't cool, but it was silly anyway.. the board spamming wasn't gonna drive the price up, they've been doing well on ebay as is..

...but i've seen people banned for far, far less.

rasooli
03-29-2010, 10:01 PM
So whats the deal PotVsKtl??... get me on that fucking list!!

GeezrRckr
03-29-2010, 10:11 PM
shaddup already, doucheooli.

bluemamba
03-29-2010, 11:59 PM
yeah, he was banned.. he just started a new username like everyone does when they get banned..

??? he was banned?

rasooli
03-30-2010, 02:49 AM
Ill shut up once I get on this fucking list...

alleysin
03-30-2010, 10:08 AM
did you not get hugged enough as a kid? Freak.

rasooli
03-31-2010, 12:09 AM
still waiting....

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
03-31-2010, 12:11 AM
I think alleysin's beggin' for a hug there rasooli!

alleysin
03-31-2010, 12:11 AM
Someone ban this retard so he shuts up and goes away!!

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
03-31-2010, 12:14 AM
That's not very nice alleysin, thats not how you get hugs!

alleysin
03-31-2010, 12:52 AM
Lol! I'm sure he is just so utterly dissapointed!

stinkbutt
03-31-2010, 11:55 AM
Is it me or is there a shit ton of dumbasses on here today?

BROKENDOLL
03-31-2010, 12:23 PM
Is it me or is there a shit ton of dumbasses on here today?
Rest assured, stinkbutt...you're not alone...

rasooli
03-31-2010, 10:30 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!! CAN YOU JUST PUT ME ON THIS PRESTIGIOUS LIST ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leeartlee
04-01-2010, 08:24 AM
It's reserved for only the finest. Bad luck there 'ol chap.

PotVsKtl
04-01-2010, 11:33 AM
Dr. Lufs-al-ot.

bluemamba
04-01-2010, 11:46 AM
captncrzy

weeklymix
04-01-2010, 12:10 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I NEED VALIDATION MY LIFE IS SO EMPTY

Fixed.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-01-2010, 12:31 PM
THIRD TIME BITCHES!!!!

SUCK ON THAT

juloxx
04-01-2010, 12:47 PM
truly a god amongst men

Leeartlee
04-01-2010, 12:54 PM
Wow, edging out Obzen. Impressive

rasooli
04-01-2010, 12:55 PM
This is fucking bullshit.....Leeartlee, you're the motherfucker that first nominated me approximately five weeks ago, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I also have gotten the necessary amount of votes needed in order to be put on this list (I've had 5 votes if I'm not mistaken). Furthermore, my body of work is impeccable to say the least....I started that thread badmouthing the xx, I made it known that going to a music class at uc davis made me know more about music than the majority of the people on these boards, I have kissed up to some of the main board members, I have written posts using incorrect grammar, I have created pointless threads or threads that already existed regarding a particular artist (ex. Flying lotus closing the gobi), I ve made a fool out of my self countless times, i've been annoying as hell, and I'm a huge oakland raiders fan.

What the fuck else do you want? I should be in the hall of fucking fame.

TomAz
04-01-2010, 12:56 PM
Your problem, rasooli, is that you are able to construct a cogent argument.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-01-2010, 12:56 PM
Good god, shut the fuck up you whiny little twit.

@rasooli

Mr. Dylanja
04-01-2010, 12:56 PM
Kill yourself, then you'll be added.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-01-2010, 12:58 PM
It's worth a shot

http://i40.tinypic.com/2qna6ts.jpg

Still-ill
04-01-2010, 01:01 PM
Your problem, rasooli, is that you are able to construct a cogent argument.

Sadly he took Musical relevance 101 and didn't join the debate club. That mistake has been haunting him the last 57 years.

Still-ill
04-01-2010, 01:01 PM
Also going to UC Davis. Big mistake.

TomAz
04-01-2010, 01:02 PM
Sadly he took Musical relevance 101 and didn't join the debate club. That mistake has been haunting him the last 57 years.

I think you misunderstood me. I'm saying that rasooli's argument for being on the list is so thorough, sound, and convincing, it automatically disqualifies him from being on a list for retards. Catch-22.

GeezrRckr
04-01-2010, 01:05 PM
This is fucking bullshit.....Leeartlee, you're the motherfucker that first nominated me approximately five weeks ago, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I also have gotten the necessary amount of votes needed in order to be put on this list (I've had 5 votes if I'm not mistaken). Furthermore, my body of work is impeccable to say the least....I started that thread badmouthing the xx, I made it known that going to a music class at uc davis made me know more about music than the majority of the people on these boards, I have kissed up to some of the main board members........blah blah blah

oh, you're that guy. you've come a long way, ravioli.

who are the "main board members" you've ass-kissed, btw?

Still-ill
04-01-2010, 01:08 PM
Your problem, rasooli, is that you are able to construct a cogent argument.

I assumed this was a typo, hahahaha.

guedita
04-01-2010, 01:12 PM
How about we all go back to ignoring him so he can cry out for attention elsewhere.

canexplain
04-01-2010, 01:16 PM
Is it me or is there a shit ton of dumbasses on here today?


Rest assured, stinkbutt...you're not alone...

These right after one another just seemed to fit ...

captncrzy
04-01-2010, 01:33 PM
Hey look! Two prime examples of pots calling kettles black. And to be called out on it by a third, no less.

nessastatus
04-01-2010, 01:57 PM
rhcpdude
obzen
unknowndrummer
frenzplz
darkjustice
Adelita
nbvwes
zajaa
ShyGuy75
mattpach
Grimlock
Xenocide
Dr. Lufs-al-ot
Dr. Lufs-al-ot
PierogiHead
unitedwestand
nsilva1380
BlueDevil50
bremex
Mr. Dylanja
coldstart
Lurky Jerky
sbessiso
cansei de ser sexme
Sleepingrock
Dale Gribble
DRcube
MeowMixer
nofrenzplz
amyzzz
PotVsKtl
ELECtROjan
Leeartlee
GeezrRckr
Caligula
MassonaBlackEyes
Caligula
theecat
paulthomasanderson
Caligula
BROKENDOLL
WhyTheLongFace
Mr Nipples
feather
zajaa
ShyGuy75
obzen
Foucault
juloxx
IDCrisis
Archie Bunker
gaypalmsprings
PlayaDelWes
Dr. Lufs-al-ot

Watch this space for updates.


you put yourself on the list?! lol,....ok

weeklymix
04-01-2010, 02:00 PM
Hey look! Two prime examples of pots calling kettles black. And to be called out on it by a third, no less.

I was expecting some sort of inter-dimensional portal to open up on my screen.

juloxx
04-01-2010, 02:03 PM
They need to touch each other for that to happen

rasooli
04-01-2010, 03:11 PM
oh, you're that guy. you've come a long way, ravioli.

who are the "main board members" you've ass-kissed, btw?

Thanks man, I appreciate it. I was a lurker during the "fuck the xx" days, so I've finally learned my way around here.

...One of the board members kept saying that repeatedly in the Major Lazer thread.