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Adelita
04-10-2009, 02:51 AM
or combo of things that will
share your knowledge!

Goodtoknow
04-10-2009, 06:22 AM
Burgeritto

coachy_Jedi
04-10-2009, 07:02 AM
Watermelon and milk.........

Adelita
04-10-2009, 01:12 PM
the gyros never did anything. go gyros ftw

rskapcat
04-10-2009, 01:17 PM
Every person's body is different. I ate super-spicy Indian food all three days last year with no problems. But anything greasy or fried would have wrecked my stomach. If you find something that doesn't upset your stomach (such as gyros), I recommend you stick with it all weekend!

TheGuvna
04-10-2009, 03:12 PM
Del taco + Thursday night pre-partying

danteb
04-10-2009, 03:16 PM
the gyros never did anything. go gyros ftw

gyros are my favorite coachella food! spicy pie too but that can do some damage, which is why i wait until sunday for that shiiiiiit

Adelita
04-10-2009, 03:41 PM
Every person's body is different. I ate super-spicy Indian food all three days last year with no problems. But anything greasy or fried would have wrecked my stomach. If you find something that doesn't upset your stomach (such as gyros), I recommend you stick with it all weekend!


yeah serio!
and i've never had to poop while being at coachella
i feel soooo bad for those people who get the shits
those portables are always hot stinky and no tp!!!


so this thread is a good heads up to people who don't want to end up in a ht smelly portable!

Adelita
04-10-2009, 03:42 PM
Watermelon and milk.........

how does that combo come into play?
ahhahha

feather
04-10-2009, 03:56 PM
In 2007 my friend got food poisoning from the mixture of heat and Jumbo hot dog. He had to go home :(

Adelita
04-10-2009, 04:02 PM
In 2007 my friend got food poisoning from the mixture of heat and Jumbo hot dog. He had to go home :(

holy shit that would blow sooo much! i feel so bad for your friend. wow

feather
04-10-2009, 04:10 PM
Yeah he will never go back to another Coachella. Oh well his loss.

Adelita
04-10-2009, 04:16 PM
Yeah he will never go back to another Coachella. Oh well his loss.


WHAT!? nothing would stop me!!
solution=
http://i39.tinypic.com/206ok7r.jpg

gaypalmsprings
04-10-2009, 04:20 PM
In 2007 my friend got food poisoning from the mixture of heat and Jumbo hot dog. He had to go home :(

Last year I got food poisoning from food @ Coachella and I missed Sunday. That blew chunks!

Pixiessp
04-10-2009, 11:59 PM
I don't eat much at Coachella. I always come away a few pounds lighter.

I've had pizza and that chinese food stuff. I bought some kind of chocolate snack bar in 2004. Bad idea. It melted before i could finish even half of it.

It didn't make me poop though. Just very chocolately.

Adelita
04-11-2009, 12:31 AM
I don't eat much at Coachella. I always come away a few pounds lighter.

I've had pizza and that chinese food stuff. I bought some kind of chocolate snack bar in 2004. Bad idea. It melted before i could finish even half of it.

It didn't make me poop though. Just very chocolately.


yeah i come out a few pounds lighter too
i eat once while at coachella then after its all over
and all that walking
ah

weird thing is sore feet don't hit me till monday

Pancho confucious
04-11-2009, 01:00 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n129/duggerrocks/DIARRHEA.jpg

flowbee
04-11-2009, 09:30 PM
Coffee goes right through me, so do egg/sausage Mcmuffins. Don't think you'll find either at the food stands though.

sin213
04-11-2009, 09:36 PM
I don't eat much at Coachella. I always come away a few pounds lighter.

I've had pizza and that chinese food stuff. I bought some kind of chocolate snack bar in 2004. Bad idea. It melted before i could finish even half of it.

It didn't make me poop though. Just very chocolately.

that's what i do. less input = less output. and if i do go for anything, it'll be spicy pie or a chinese rice bowl.

Boourns
04-11-2009, 09:59 PM
Last year, I had almost exclusively barbecue, a slice of pepperoni pizza from I less than three Spicy Pie, lots of Sambazons, and had to shit every day. Which is weird because beef usually constipates. Maybe it's just the environment.

rskapcat
04-12-2009, 04:28 AM
The trick is to eat a fairly large breakfast (with plenty of fiber) at least an hour or two before you plan on heading to the polo field. Some strong coffee, too. If you empty out before you hit the festival, you shouldn't need to "evacuate" until the next morning when you start the process anew. That's my trick, and it didn't fail me last year. I generally have a nervous stomach, and I even ate Indian food at the festival!

s0nn3
04-12-2009, 09:52 AM
The trick is to eat a fairly large breakfast (with plenty of fiber) at least an hour or two before you plan on heading to the polo field. Some strong coffee, too. If you empty out before you hit the festival, you shouldn't need to "evacuate" until the next morning..

Ive normally followed that fiberous breakfast procedure... sans the evacuation procedure. Think Ill give that a try this next weekend. And yes a nice hot cup of stong fresh coffee after a couple granola bars would do the trick quite nicely.

Ive never really had to worry about bowel issues at Coachella. The first year I went '06, I didnt have a single movement for 3 days. Thats not really healthy being the regular person that I am. 2nd year I went '07, I had one movement. My body tends to slow down whenever I leave town but It really slows down at Coachella. Good for me I guess.

im_a_starfish
04-12-2009, 11:56 AM
WHAT!? nothing would stop me!!
solution=
http://i39.tinypic.com/206ok7r.jpg

hahahahaha seriously

im_a_starfish
04-12-2009, 11:58 AM
or we can just eat rocks to plug up our butts like bears do

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-12-2009, 11:59 AM
the fried zucchinni did a fucking number on me last year. i felt horrrrrrrible

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
04-12-2009, 12:00 PM
Ive normally followed that fiberous breakfast procedure... sans the evacuation procedure. Think Ill give that a try this next weekend. And yes a nice hot cup of stong fresh coffee after a couple granola bars would do the trick quite nicely.


YES granola bars + coffee was my daily breakfast last year and worked wonders. Lots of energy plus a good shit before getting in the car

Then a cold brew for the walk from the car to the entrance

Alchemy
04-12-2009, 12:03 PM
I usually stick to Spicy Pie, but lately I've been getting more and more lactose intolerant, so who knows what will be in store.

mickflyy
04-12-2009, 12:22 PM
STAY AWAY FROM THE FRIED ALLIGATOR ..... YOUVE BEEN WARNED

gaypalmsprings
04-12-2009, 12:25 PM
http://www.nataliedee.com/111707/pumpkin-pie.jpg

boarderwoozel3
04-12-2009, 01:58 PM
Last year I got food poisoning from food @ Coachella and I missed Sunday. That blew chunks!

I got what was probably food poisoning and just fought trough it. It fucked the end of Sat. and all of Sun. right up but there was no way I was missing a day of Coachella. Vomit or otherwise!

boarderwoozel3
04-12-2009, 01:59 PM
STAY AWAY FROM THE FRIED ALLIGATOR ..... YOUVE BEEN WARNED


There was fried alligator? *noted*

greghead
04-12-2009, 02:22 PM
In my years at Coachella, pizza is usually a safe bet, so is the Hawaiian BBQ stand. Do your best to avoid the meatball sub

Adelita
04-12-2009, 04:10 PM
i think it differs from person to person (with exception of the famous burgerito), but the gyros are golden . others have gotten the shits from gyros but never fo meh

s0nn3
04-12-2009, 05:23 PM
mmm spicy pie...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spicy%20pie

s0nn3
04-12-2009, 05:36 PM
Then a cold brew for the walk from the car to the entrance

You totally read my mind.. I just substitute "car" for "tent".

DFrank
04-12-2009, 06:06 PM
Gyros eh? You guys have me sold. Oh, and dont eat the chinese food.

sin213
04-12-2009, 06:17 PM
mmm spicy pie...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spicy%20pie

that's nasty.

Adelita
04-12-2009, 10:18 PM
"spicy pie-
A girl is tossing your salad, you pass gas, and then proceed to make out with her, a Spicy Pie. Mmmmm, good."



jajaja wow

heyeric
04-12-2009, 10:21 PM
MMmm, Spicy Pie. hah

Xenocide
04-12-2009, 10:45 PM
"spicy pie-
A girl is tossing your salad, you pass gas, and then proceed to make out with her, a Spicy Pie. Mmmmm, good."


that's completely wrong anyway...


a "spicy pie" is when you go down on a girl after/while she queefs...

michael
04-12-2009, 11:44 PM
I would estimate i ate 4-7 philly cheese steaks a day at coachella. That and the smoothies are all i practically ate. Its awesome.

michael
04-12-2009, 11:45 PM
I would estimate i ate 4-7 philly cheese steaks a day at coachella. That and the smoothies are all i practically ate. Its awesome.

s0nn3
04-13-2009, 07:41 PM
So nice you said it twice!

rage patton
04-13-2009, 08:08 PM
DO NOT EAT THE NACHOS!

The first couple bites will be delicious... soon after you will realize what you have done. AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS!


In my years at Coachella, pizza is usually a safe bet, so is the Hawaiian BBQ stand. Do your best to avoid the meatball sub

The Hawaiian BBQ is fucking delicious. I think I ate there once a day last year.

Boourns
04-13-2009, 08:16 PM
DO NOT EAT THE NACHOS!

The first couple bites will be delicious... soon after you will realize what you have done. AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS!



The Hawaiian BBQ is fucking delicious. I think I ate there once a day last year.

Dude, I had nachos at camp in 2005 because all the other vendors were closed. Waited a half hour to buy them and...YUCK.

rage patton
04-13-2009, 08:19 PM
I almost missed Gogol Bordello in 2007 due to how sick the Nachos made me. During Sonic Youth, I almost felt like I was going to throw up. I was considering heading back to camp early... but for some reason my body wouldn't let me and I would up in the Mojave. Best decision of my entire life. Within a minute of Gogol hitting the stage, all my sickness went away. It was magical.

But yeah... KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE NACHOS!

motionnn77
04-15-2009, 11:34 PM
I don't have those problems:poo

gaypalmsprings
04-19-2010, 06:41 PM
I couldn't find burgerittos this year. Were they there?

Based on what I saw that was crawling in the porto-potties, something was giving people shits.

fairylvr
04-02-2013, 10:25 PM
I agree.... I love to try new things. Give me the spiciest plate and I'm ok, but anything greasy food just kills me.

Zafocaine
04-03-2013, 12:18 AM
Del taco + Thursday night pre-partying

I think it's just the Del Taco. I came here to say the same thing. If you eat the right combination of foods at Del Taco, you may shit yourself. You have been warned.

Garbarator
04-03-2013, 12:31 AM
I'm literally just going to eat pizza all weekend.

grind
04-03-2013, 06:01 PM
I was pretty sick last year, I think it was the In and Out I ate just before heading into the campgrounds. Smoothies were just about the only thing that tasted great and didn't make me feel even worse all weekend. I think I had a pretty standard sandwich in there somewhere and it was ok too, but the smoothies definitely got me through a rough night or two.

artisticcreator
04-03-2013, 07:04 PM
Spicy Pie!

Sensuality
04-03-2013, 10:34 PM
No idea, I've been incredibly constipated every single year I've attended, and I eat the festie food every year... Strange.

Zafocaine
04-03-2013, 11:01 PM
No idea, I've been incredibly constipated every single year I've attended, and I eat the festie food every year... Strange.

Bring extra Del Taco. That might be a good balance if you're trying to drop a hot one.

Kindoy
04-04-2013, 12:24 AM
3/4 girls in my camp refused to drop a deuce last year. I had no problem doing so - thanks to mr. breakfast burrito.

frazzles
04-04-2013, 01:39 AM
Green Drink. That shit almost destroyed my Friday in 2011.

Sensuality
04-04-2013, 10:04 AM
Bring extra Del Taco. That might be a good balance if you're trying to drop a hot one.

I will most definitely take that advice to heart... Does it give worse buttsplosions than Taco Bell?

syrrus101
04-04-2013, 10:13 AM
Russian Standard
+
Coors Light
+
Not eating for 2 days
+
LSD
+
Molly

Vic Viper
04-04-2013, 10:52 AM
this is why i take immodium and eat nothing but spicy pie all weekend.

menikmati
04-04-2013, 04:00 PM
I've crapped once in 8 years at Coachella.

shoegazer76
04-04-2013, 04:22 PM
I've crapped once in 8 years at Coachella.

Well... go on...
What was it that broke the camels back? Was it the curry, the pad thai, or the bean burritos?

Darth_Bater
04-04-2013, 04:42 PM
I've crapped once in 8 years at Coachella.

I've crapped everyday at Coachella, going since 2006. Crapping is not so bad, as long as it is short and sweet. It's the long and nasty ones that you want to avoid. Such as brought on by lots of greasy pizza. Stick with high fiber foods and even fiber pills and you will be very pleased with your short trip to the porta potty.

shaggyduck
04-04-2013, 04:45 PM
I can't wait to take a dump in a 100 degree temp porta pottie during Dog Blood. No Joke. I have a weird fetish

Grant
04-04-2013, 05:21 PM
thanks zafocaine for bumping this thread. i have been LOLing reading the whole thing... these posts are priceless.

gaypalmsprings
04-04-2013, 05:24 PM
anything asian in a wrap

footixy
04-04-2013, 05:28 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sH-DctCRHoc/SqxqeINi2HI/AAAAAAAAA1w/Wh4-wOvc4YQ/s400/ls+mixtape+front.jpg

fatbastard
04-04-2013, 05:32 PM
I've never had this kind of issue on the polo fields. The heat must dry my colon.

Zafocaine
04-04-2013, 08:47 PM
I will most definitely take that advice to heart... Does it give worse buttsplosions than Taco Bell?

It's not like I like shitting myself in public, but I would suggest wearing tight fitting underwear that you're not afraid to leave behind in a Rite Aid bathroom stall if you eat Del Taco. Locos Tacos never made me projectile shart like a chicken spicy jack quesadilla.

(Tight fitting underwear stops it from running down your leg. Again, you will thank me later. You're going to want to jump in the shower and wash your balls/ clammies off as soon as you get home)

http://img1.findthebest.com/sites/default/files/530/media/images/Del_Taco_Macho_Beef_Burrito_1.jpg

It goes through you like water. Especially if you use hot sauce, and put down two cups of cola. Tastes great though...

dj12inches
04-04-2013, 10:55 PM
10322


NO matter what kind of fizzy hot mud comes bursting out of your arse, keep a travel sized pack of wipes in your pocket and you are ALL GOOD.

Just don't shit on your shoes as you airbomb the shitpool.

They also make travel packs of toilet seat covers!


I ate just about everything. Never worried at all. Those potato things from the Voodoo truck really lit off a methane storm though. Hated being in the crowds when those let loose. I felt so bad for people around me.

Sensuality
04-05-2013, 01:27 AM
Holy shit Zafo that thing looks WAY worse than any shit I've taken... I think it'd look better if I digested it and crapped it out. Dear lord.

Zafocaine
04-05-2013, 02:39 AM
Holy shit Zafo that thing looks WAY worse than any shit I've taken... I think it'd look better if I digested it and crapped it out. Dear lord.

That's not shit... That's what the burritos look like when you open them up.

TheJustinBeaverExperience
04-05-2013, 02:53 AM
but I would suggest wearing tight fitting underwear that you're not afraid to leave behind in a Rite Aid bathroom stall


ALSO APPLIES TO WHEN YOU BLOW A GUY FOR SOME METH

Zafocaine
04-05-2013, 02:54 AM
ALSO APPLIES TO WHEN YOU BLOW A GUY FOR SOME METH

I lol'd.

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lehorne
04-05-2013, 09:22 AM
I paid this morning for having Massimo's Pizza in Huntington Beach last night.

Zafocaine
04-05-2013, 02:03 PM
I paid this morning for having Massimo's Pizza in Huntington Beach last night.

You should have tried Amichi's pizza in Fountain Valley. The best delivery pizza I've ever had. Even gramma loves it ;)

Visapet
04-05-2013, 03:05 PM
I got food poisoning Sunday night/very early Monday morning from a pulled pork sandwich from some stand that was "the last one left." Someone must have left that thing out, because I was sick for a week. I stick to the pizza now, sometimes the chicken fingers. Thank god it was after all the music was over.

Brad Groux
04-08-2013, 05:40 PM
Garlic fries are the devil.

Sensuality
04-08-2013, 09:36 PM
Garlic fries are the devil.

The crab fries are arguably worse... And better at the same time. I am so conflicted about all the Coachella food.