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concyensa
04-09-2009, 02:05 PM
Last year was a horrifying and bizarre experience for me, while I was on lsd and some person grabs my arm in between the crowd at the mojave tent and sticks in me a needle, I was dying of fear as I was imagining how the needle may be infected with some evil disease and as I was trippin on Lsd my whole trip got fucked up and my hallucinations became dark and deadly, I was asking for help there I remember that people just didn't give me help, people just wanted to listen to music and not being bothered, that disappointed me... well anyways watch for the aids needle in the tents or wherever, it get's damn fucked up when you got stuck with an aids needle in crowd....

some advice if you got stuck:

first of all squeeze the blood out from the wound that the needle made on you

wash with water and soap through the wound

get medical attention immediately and tell them what occurred

Popcynical
04-09-2009, 02:06 PM
you has the AIDS?

Goodtoknow
04-09-2009, 02:09 PM
can't believe all deez AIDZ NEEDLEZ

Jaguaresgirl
04-09-2009, 02:10 PM
dude are you sure it wasnt just the LSD?

phantom
04-09-2009, 02:10 PM
yous gonna diiieeee

Goodtoknow
04-09-2009, 02:11 PM
DA AIDZ IS DEDLY

90215
04-09-2009, 02:12 PM
aidz. i dun wantz sum.

dantoro
04-09-2009, 02:23 PM
LIES!!! ok this is one or more of the following:

1. YOu are full of shit and are trying to spread fear

2. You were soooo fryed out on doses you thought it happened but it did not.

3. why the fuck didn't you grab that filthy bastard, gouge out his eyeballs and skull-fuck him right there in the tent?

if this is a true story im so sorry that happened to you - especially while you were trippin.
I hope your test was hiv neg

coachy_Jedi
04-09-2009, 02:25 PM
Yeah, man. Doesn't sound credible.
NOt cool trying to scare people.

concyensa
04-09-2009, 04:09 PM
you don't have experiences of this kind obviously, but happens man, actually if you check the message board for past years you are gonna find plenty of topics about the aids needle, unfortunately it is a very common threat in big crowded concerts and festivals, it happens believe me people are so fucked up they do it, it's not me spreading fear it actually happens for real at concerts just to fuck around with people, just to stick fear into their veins, happened to me.

cormaic
04-09-2009, 04:12 PM
Why do they call it the Sahara tent?

Because it's 100 plus degrees and about half of its inhabitants have AIDS.

flowbee
04-09-2009, 04:15 PM
Gonna wear two layers of Denim jackets to help ward them off.

http://www.motorcycle-superstore.com/ProductImages/300/2008_Cortech_Mod_Denim_Jacket_Distressed_Blue.jpg

concyensa
04-09-2009, 04:23 PM
I suggest eating a lot of shittake and reishi mushrooms so that the immune systems gets stronger and protects against such evil diseases .

Still-ill
04-09-2009, 04:29 PM
Skull fucking doesnt seem fun for any of the parties involved

Jef-free
04-09-2009, 04:35 PM
Skull fucking doesnt seem fun for any of the parties involved

Funny and true.

fikus222
04-09-2009, 05:15 PM
some advice if you got stuck:

first of all squeeze the blood out from the wound that the needle made on you

wash with water and soap through the wound

Both of these strategies will ABSOLUTELY NOT WORK, they wouldn't even work for a venomous snake-bite.

Not that I believe this story of pokey needles filled with the hiv anyways.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-09-2009, 05:20 PM
Gonna wear two layers of Denim jackets to help ward them off.

http://www.motorcycle-superstore.com/ProductImages/300/2008_Cortech_Mod_Denim_Jacket_Distressed_Blue.jpg

gonna find the douche wearing denim jackets in the middle of a desert and stab him with 500 aidz needlz

karecares
04-09-2009, 05:54 PM
BEWARE OF THE AIDZ NEEDLEZ

runbowsky
04-09-2009, 07:45 PM
I hear its zombie aidz this year.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-09-2009, 08:47 PM
what about super aidz?

should i be worried about that?

jdaws
04-09-2009, 09:31 PM
so was it a syringe full of aids or just innocuous fear? what were the test results?

Adelita
04-10-2009, 02:36 AM
gonna find the douche wearing denim jackets in the middle of a desert and stab him with 500 aidz needlz


you got it boss

thedrun
04-10-2009, 08:28 AM
I hear its zombie aidz this year.

I also heard its zombie aidz too. Isnt it a bit late to be doing the aidz needlez thing this year though? I remember last year it was 2-3 months before the festival.

iloveorangejuice
04-10-2009, 10:22 AM
how do you get these alleged aids needles? like at a wal mart or something?

higgybaby23
04-10-2009, 10:46 AM
Dave Wang says aidz needlez are dead.

amyzzz
04-10-2009, 11:03 AM
:nono
Y'alls take this shit WAY too seriously. This is a joke. As in :rotfl JOKE.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-10-2009, 12:49 PM
^ ima stab you with an aidz needle ^

Pancho confucious
04-10-2009, 01:07 PM
look out for me, im going to rape you in the butt and give you aids for realls. fuck the needles. im going to poke your ass!

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-10-2009, 01:13 PM
^ so where should we meet up?

Ardentbiscuit
04-10-2009, 01:24 PM
Is it just me or do we get a message about this every year?

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-10-2009, 01:25 PM
you get an aidz needle

cooperb1
04-10-2009, 03:19 PM
aidz needle for cochella

zajaa
04-10-2009, 03:34 PM
WHAT HAPPEN IF SOMEONE MAKES A CRIME

Alligator Bogaloo
04-10-2009, 03:37 PM
look out for me, im going to rape you in the butt and give you aids for realls. fuck the needles. im going to poke your ass!

This is true, he will have had a full breakfast at Keedy's that morning and will have lots of energy for his numerous pokings... better keep that shit wired tight.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-10-2009, 03:50 PM
nighty night
sleep with yo butthole tight!

Xenocide
04-12-2009, 12:09 AM
DON'T EAT BURGERITOS THEY GIVE YOU BACON AIDZ!!!!!!

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-12-2009, 12:15 AM
oh no not the bacon aidz?!?!?

michaelmontanez
04-12-2009, 12:56 AM
no, they give you the aidz you get from chilren born with the aidz, I think there were some aidz kids in the pasture that they kept the burgerito meat in.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-12-2009, 01:23 AM
we should have a needle exchange program
where you turn in your clean needlz for aidz ones :)

heyeric
06-09-2009, 05:43 PM
bump

was walking to the collective in my city today and i saw an AIDZ NEEDLE in the street.

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/4036/74474208.jpg

WizardIsAboutToDie
06-09-2009, 05:57 PM
Save it for the Sahara 2010

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
06-10-2009, 04:55 PM
Save it for the Sahara aidz needlez tent 2010

fixed

mvanwinkle
09-06-2009, 10:55 AM
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boarderwoozel3
09-06-2009, 02:22 PM
DANCING SO FAST:

RISKY BUSINESS

frozen pilgrim
09-06-2009, 05:43 PM
this is one of the better aliases/fake posts we've had in a while. *halfhearted clap*

obzen
09-06-2009, 10:39 PM
This thread is stupid...and by that I mean funny.

obzen
09-06-2009, 10:40 PM
Wheres Darkjustice been?

Boourns
09-07-2009, 02:21 PM
Why do they call it the Sahara tent?

Because it's 100 plus degrees and about half of its inhabitants have AIDS.

Snap

PlayaDelWes
09-07-2009, 02:31 PM
Aidz needlez can not penetrate the Purell
http://www.trainfortopdollar.com/trainfortopdollar/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/purell_hand_small.jpg

redthreat
09-08-2009, 08:56 AM
Why do they call it the Sahara tent?

Because it's 100 plus degrees and about half of its inhabitants have AIDS.

LOL

airguitarvet
10-06-2009, 10:02 AM
Last year was a horrifying and bizarre experience for me, while I was on lsd and some person grabs my arm in between the crowd at the mojave tent and sticks in me a needle, I was dying of fear as I was imagining how the needle may be infected with some evil disease and as I was trippin on Lsd my whole trip got fucked up and my hallucinations became dark and deadly, I was asking for help there I remember that people just didn't give me help, people just wanted to listen to music and not being bothered, that disappointed me... well anyways watch for the aids needle in the tents or wherever, it get's damn fucked up when you got stuck with an aids needle in crowd....

some advice if you got stuck:

first of all squeeze the blood out from the wound that the needle made on you

wash with water and soap through the wound

get medical attention immediately and tell them what occurred


This ho probably got a dick into it's orifice and thats how it got aids...

aidz needle=penis

use protektion dum-dum

nbvcide
10-06-2009, 02:36 PM
i wonder how hard it would be to build an Aidz Needlez costume for partyin in the Sahara..

bliss209
10-07-2009, 08:43 AM
seriously??!! jeeze there's one every fuckin year........
i remember this shit back in '92 at Home Base parties in Oakland
so old.... so tired

obzen
10-08-2009, 11:46 PM
AIDZ NEEDLE;NAM.

Gribbz
10-10-2009, 09:37 AM
Aidz Needle (DJ set.)

BeeII
12-15-2009, 12:41 PM
how do you get these alleged aids needles? like at a wal mart or something?

I buy them at costco, you have to buy in bulk, but you save money.

also, don't buy aidz needles at coachella, way overpriced.

TommyboyUNM
12-15-2009, 12:49 PM
Can we all just agree that the aids needle joke isn't funny anymore? Put it to a vote or something, I dunno.

I'm not really sure if it was funny longer than a day, actually.

humanoid
12-15-2009, 01:16 PM
a day and a half if you're really generous

Harrisment
12-18-2009, 08:26 AM
Swine AIDZ for 2010!

psycobetabuckdown
12-18-2009, 08:53 AM
Can we all just agree that the aids needle joke isn't funny anymore? Put it to a vote or something, I dunno.

I'm not really sure if it was funny longer than a day, actually.

hey, i only hear the joke about once a year in the buildup to Coachella and I still think it's funny

EastLos01
12-23-2009, 10:45 PM
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DA AIDZ NEEDLEZ... Now in Candy form...

Caligula
12-24-2009, 02:17 AM
gonna find the douche wearing denim jackets in the middle of a desert and stab him with 500 aidz needlz

LMAO