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Rasputin1981
04-06-2009, 10:57 AM
What do you guys think? Catheter?

http://www.examiner.com/x-5020-LA-Music-Shopping-Examiner~y2009m4d6-Going-to-the-bathroom-at-music-festivals

Jaw-naw-thin
04-06-2009, 11:10 AM
5. Use a bottle
This method is way easier for men than women and will probably be the most preferred choice. Earlier in the day, get a bottle of Gatorade (or another beverage with a large mouth opening). Then when you have to go, slip it down your pants and fill up. No one will see you. Either hold onto the bottle for the rest of the night (if you don't want to litter) or drop the pee-container on the ground.

Kinda gross, but practical for guys. I'd save it for an emergency piss. its not like you can carry around a bunch or gatorade bottles

miSTEVEious
04-06-2009, 12:39 PM
fuckin gross man

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-06-2009, 01:11 PM
note to self: don't drink someone else's Gatorade

gaypalmsprings
04-06-2009, 01:13 PM
This is not Gatorade.

http://www.mediplusindia.com/urology-uro1000-ucb.jpg

jennygirl
04-06-2009, 01:21 PM
Ugh, I'm trying not to think about this. This is why you should really consider whether or not to wear flip flops... one of these, said, Gatorade bottles often times gets dropped on the ground amongst the crowd of hot sweaty people and oh god blech *gag*

donkey sex
04-06-2009, 01:39 PM
just hold it till you pass out or face explodes

davrone
04-06-2009, 01:47 PM
Just hope you don't have to take a dump. That picture someone posted of that shit smeared toilet comes to mind right about now. Also, bring Purel.

chairmenmeow47
04-06-2009, 02:23 PM
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morelifefucker
04-06-2009, 02:40 PM
Can be a very traumatic experience.

amyzzz
04-06-2009, 03:49 PM
The only time I had an issue with this was at Coachella 05 when we had trouble getting out of the parking lot at the end of the night and there were no portapotties out there. I ended up using a very large ziplock bag in the back of our van. I can't imagine peeing in place while waiting in a crowd. Kinda gross.

CitizenJ
04-06-2009, 04:12 PM
I wonder how much Coachella would charge you to fill your 25 dollar metal bottle with your own Urine.

Sleepingrock
04-06-2009, 04:35 PM
This is not Gatorade.

http://www.mediplusindia.com/urology-uro1000-ucb.jpg

Yea, Thats obviously Powerade

akilleeez
04-06-2009, 04:44 PM
The best way to diminish the horror is to stop selling shitty foods, literally. When I see multitudes of people scarfing down chili cheese this or mushy bean that, I just know that they will be the ones raining crap all over the port-o-poopers. Stick to chicken or vegetable or dry meat-related meals. With today's society--over-weight and obese and unhealthy at best--mushy foods will only come out like water...
...just be courteous about your defecating-deposits.

Suffacated
04-06-2009, 08:02 PM
The best way to diminish the horror is to stop selling shitty foods, literally. When I see multitudes of people scarfing down chili cheese this or mushy bean that, I just know that they will be the ones raining crap all over the port-o-poopers. Stick to chicken or vegetable or dry meat-related meals. With today's society--over-weight and obese and unhealthy at best--mushy foods will only come out like water...
...just be courteous about your defecating-deposits.

Define "shitty foods"
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Recycling is good for the environment.

chairmenmeow47
04-07-2009, 12:23 PM
i obviously need to sign in when viewing posts so i can't see users on my ignore list post EFFING FOUL SHIT LIKE THAT, WTF, NO ONE NEEDED VIDEO OF THAT POSTED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

captncrzy
04-07-2009, 12:28 PM
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captncrzy
04-07-2009, 12:29 PM
The best way to diminish the horror is to stop selling shitty foods, literally. When I see multitudes of people scarfing down chili cheese this or mushy bean that, I just know that they will be the ones raining crap all over the port-o-poopers. Stick to chicken or vegetable or dry meat-related meals. With today's society--over-weight and obese and unhealthy at best--mushy foods will only come out like water...
...just be courteous about your defecating-deposits.

I'd like to point out that the gallons of beer people drink doesn't help either.

djandrews25
04-07-2009, 01:00 PM
Just eat drugs, it will give you the energy you need, without having to dispose of any waste later.

elChurro
04-08-2009, 12:38 PM
During the day you'll most likely sweat out any fluids, keeping hydrated will be your real concern. As for doodies, that's for the campers... ewww.

dantoro
04-08-2009, 12:42 PM
yummm what flavor is this gatorade?

im_a_starfish
04-12-2009, 04:28 PM
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hell yeah

im ordering some of those babies for this weekend
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CalmerThanYou
04-12-2009, 04:35 PM
find a willing butt and youre good

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
04-12-2009, 04:46 PM
i just piss on the person standing in front of me