Coachella Swamp-ass

[JebusLives]

Can I recommend a handful of gold bond down there before heading out? Makes a world of difference.

Warning: guys - Be really, really careful not to get it on the tip. OWCH.

edit: This advice is unisex... prevents your thighs from rubbing regardless of gender.

[HandBanana]

Is this true? For lulz? Or true AND for lulz?

Cuz I should try this. I dont really get too swampy cuz I manscape, but some freshness would be nice.

This isnt gonna give me clown-ballz tho, is it?

[Cdubby]

gold bond on the balls feels like heaven

[seandlr]

I've never heard of gold bond before. Its for your nuts I assume

[Cdubby]

im not sure where else i would put gold bond body powder, i always assumed it was for sweaty balls.

[All Your Base]

Also, when you have to use the shitter, use baby wipes.

[HandBanana]

Dont want my bird to smell like an old man's foot tho.

[Cdubby]

there is foot powder and then there is body powder, its smells fresh. well at least better than ball funk.

[AlexBlewHimB4U]

reason #3494 why i am glad i do not have testicles

[Cdubby]

reason #3494 why i am glad i do not have testicles

did you cut them off for your impending space travel?

[Distorted_Jungle]

reason #3494 why i am glad i do not have testicles


but you bleed for days on end and dont die and also have to cary a baby for 9 months, i would way rather have testicles than that

[JebusLives]

Can I recommend a handful of gold bond down there before heading out? Makes a world of difference.

Warning: guys - Be really, really careful not to get it on the tip. OWCH.

The lulz are optional. The advice is good! This also works for ladies... stops your thighs from chafing when you walk.

For those who don't know, gold bond is basically mentholated baby powder (talcum).

[Pancho confucious]

hahahahahaa, this is too funny man... fuuck! goldbond...hahaha.

[frozen pilgrim]

gold bond is so key.

people who don't know, just don't know

[iloveorangejuice]

My friend brings a tube of this. Seriously. I guess it works good.
http://tildology.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/butt%20paste.jpg

[frozen pilgrim]

...that, I don't get quite so much

[miSTEVEious]

i SERIOUSLY cannot recommend these enough - http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/en/mens/underwear/pid1000667-Men-s-HeatGear-6-Boxerjock-/1000667-080 - they are pure bliss for my thighs. never any chafing, and they keep the legs cool and breezy. so light and air-free that you forget you're even wearing them!!! simply amazing.

http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/en/mens/underwear/pid1000667-Men-s-HeatGear-6-Boxerjock-/1000667-080

[ayates]

Can I recommend a handful of gold bond down there before heading out? Makes a world of difference.

Warning: guys - Be really, really careful not to get it on the tip. OWCH.

edit: This advice is unisex... prevents your thighs from rubbing regardless of gender.

I see a thread like this every year and I just don't get it. What normal-sized person has their thighs rub against one another all day long? I've never experienced itching/chafing/bleeding anywhere and I sweat like a jew in a taxi.
I'm not about to smear a load of cream all over my cock 'n balls arbitrarily, no pun intended.

So, stop wearing nut-huggers or lose some weight. In some cases doing both would probably be in your best interests.

[HandBanana]

So....no clown balls?

[Theijuiel]

I see a thread like this every year and I just don't get it. What normal-sized person has their thighs rub against one another all day long? I've never experienced itching/chafing/bleeding anywhere and I sweat like a jew in a taxi.
I'm not about to smear a load of cream all over my cock 'n balls arbitrarily, no pun intended.

So, stop wearing nut-huggers or lose some weight. In some cases doing both would probably be in your best interests.


You shall meet the fury of the thunder thighs, may the weight crush your head.

I use Thigh Butt'r for bikers, haven't tried a powder form like gold bond. Anyone experienced both? any preferences?

[blackchango]

Is this mostly for chubby peeps?

[natureboy]

gold bond is so key.

people who don't know, just don't know


I see a thread like this every year and I just don't get it.

Chicks dig it. ;)

[frozen pilgrim]

Is this mostly for chubby peeps?

no idea. I'm anything but chubby. just large, sweaty balls.

[The Ogre]

does it burn at all? ..my junk is a little sensitive ever since an incident that happened back in college...

[JebusLives]

does it burn at all? ..my junk is a little sensitive ever since an incident that happened back in college...

Only if you get it on the tip. AVOID THE TIP.

Guys, this is NOT just for overweight people. Maybe pencil-legs up above doesn't have rubbing thighs, but us skiiers do.

[frozen pilgrim]

yeah, my thighs don't rub.

just need it for the balls. but what a difference it makes, man.

[sbessiso]

just large, sweaty balls.

:cat

[blackchango]

yeah, my thighs don't rub.

just need it for the balls. but what a difference it makes, man.
That's fuckin hilarious dude hahahaha! Then yes I must also consider my wet balls too! Gold bond eh?

[Stickjohn]

well played sbessiso!

[CaNooB]

So what do you guys do, carry around a bottle of GB in your pocket for three days? Every time I see that shite I am going to think about big, sweaty balls. Nice.

Coachella should hit the GOld Bond folks up for some sponsorship! Free GB for everyone!

I get how the Gold Bond might be good for the males but I can't understand how I would ever need it. Done festivals, heaps of walking - never had my thighs rub. Are there any ladies who can explain. Have any of you actually suffered raw thighs?

I am so curious.

[ayates]

Only if you get it on the tip. AVOID THE TIP.

Guys, this is NOT just for overweight people. Maybe pencil-legs up above doesn't have rubbing thighs, but us skiiers do.

Less skiing, more walking. You'll get the hang of it eventually.

[SubBass49]

Just powder 'em up before ya leave in the morning...lasts most of the day. Tellin' ya...it's like a cool fresh breeze on your boys. And not having your thighs stinging is a nice thing too.

BTW...I do 4+ miles on an elliptical every morning before work...the legs aren't chubby...it's called muscle. When your two sports of choice for your entire life were soccer & ice hockey, it tends to build in your legs.

[ArcadeParade]

truest thread ever

[boarderwoozel3]

ewwwwiest thread ever.

[Devin the Dude]

this is why i am (a.) partying all weekend but not (b.) camping all weekend.