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unknowndrummer66
03-26-2009, 10:29 PM
worst thing ever


it tasted like a dead breast and my anus bled a little

almost as bad as audio bullys


did anyone else eat this blasphemous dope-fiend punk ass satanic creation?

Sigur Ros Stache
03-27-2009, 12:22 AM
This thing is pure evil wrapped in a Tortilla!!! God awful abomination of food product ever!

mattpach
03-27-2009, 12:25 AM
This is the first thread of yours that I've read that doesn't mention raccoons.

unknowndrummer66
03-27-2009, 07:05 AM
This is the first thread of yours that I've read that doesn't mention raccoons.

well it was made of raccoon meat im sure

fatbastard
03-27-2009, 07:13 AM
There's only one thing that should be in a tortilla other than mexican food...

BACON BURRITO DOG
Big flour tortilla wrapped around 2 hot dogs,
2 slices of cheese, 3 slices of bacon, chili & onions

http://www.pinkshollywood.com/pgz/menu.htm

djandrews25
03-27-2009, 07:26 AM
There's only one thing that should be in a tortilla other than mexican food...

BACON BURRITO DOG
Big flour tortilla wrapped around 2 hot dogs,
2 slices of cheese, 3 slices of bacon, chili & onions

http://www.pinkshollywood.com/pgz/menu.htm

I just vomited a little in my mouth.

locachica73
03-27-2009, 07:28 AM
There's only one thing that should be in a tortilla other than mexican food...

BACON BURRITO DOG
Big flour tortilla wrapped around 2 hot dogs,
2 slices of cheese, 3 slices of bacon, chili & onions

http://www.pinkshollywood.com/pgz/menu.htm

My girlfriend and I were super high once and wanted corn dogs for munchies. We wrapped hotdogs in corn tortillas and then fried them and ate them with mustard. They fuckin rocked, although probably due to the being high. I love inventing munchie foods.

Xenocide
03-27-2009, 09:54 AM
yeah, the burgerito was easily the worst thing i've ever eaten at any concert or fair or outdoor event of any kind...

it was supposed to be a burger inside a burrito, i suppose, and it was filled with ground hamburger, french fries, & a nasty nacho cheese sauce... it may have had lettuce as well... i don't know, i've tried to block out how awful it was...

...and i think i was subjected to listening to Vampire Weekend just to buy one...

Cdubby
03-27-2009, 10:02 AM
the burgerito was a complete piece of shit, seriously. wtf. that vendor needs to be firebombed.




...and i think i was subjected to listening to Vampire Weekend just to buy one...

rofl, i think i was too. because now i remember it was over by the outdoor where i bought this fucking horrible "food"

chubz287
03-27-2009, 10:08 AM
Should you eat the burgerito, go straight to the first aid tent.

michaelmontanez
03-27-2009, 10:50 AM
Should you eat the burgerito, go straight to the first aid tent.

or closest garbage can/ portapottie

Aumgn
03-29-2009, 10:24 AM
http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq353/cephelachromoscope/puke.jpg

SubBass49
03-29-2009, 10:47 AM
Yes...it had lettuce in it...and the lettuce was all wilted and slimy like it had been microwaved...the above picture described my reaction, though I tried to force it down because it cost me so damn much money...

PC-2 Violence
03-29-2009, 10:50 AM
My friend accidentally ordered one on Sunday night of 08 in the midst of an confusing acid wave.

When he brought it to the table, holding it up with two tiny dixie plates, it was steaming and heaping and made me want to freak out (I was frying also)

The tortilla was cold so it just ripped and broke with every fold and shit was coming out of every burrito orifice.

Worst meal ever.

danteb
03-29-2009, 11:49 AM
So you guys recommend it?

boboso
03-29-2009, 01:08 PM
The burgerito I ate was cooked medium-rare so the inside still had some blood. I took a few bites of it and threw it away and got some Brazilian BBQ instead. I wonder what happened to the organic burger they sold in 2007 near the main stage, that was the best thing I have eaten at Coachella so far.

airguitarvet
03-29-2009, 06:28 PM
funny you said this because i was so freaking close to buying one. I even got in line- the concept seemed like a good idea, but i went for a REAL burger instead. BEST COACHELLA FOOD DECISION EVER, apparently.

Ardentbiscuit
03-30-2009, 06:45 AM
worst thing ever


it tasted like a dead breast and my anus bled a little

almost as bad as audio bullys


did anyone else eat this blasphemous dope-fiend punk ass satanic creation?

I didn't try it but that sounds like a state fair reject food item created by renegade carny workers.

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 07:10 PM
after eating it i took the best dump ever when i got back home


im pretty sure an angel lost its wings that night

Carnie100
03-30-2009, 07:48 PM
I keep seeing this thread and I get pissed because I know that you all have said the Burgerito sucked ass BUT I never got to try it last year. And without trying it, the thought of burger + burrito still sounds delicious in my mind.

Everytime this thread gets bumped I find myself conjuring a beautiful food image, only to remember that it "was a complete piece of shit" according to everyone here.

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 07:53 PM
I keep seeing this thread and I get pissed because I know that you all have said the Burgerito sucked ass BUT I never got to try it last year. And without trying it, the thought of burger + burrito still sounds delicious in my mind.

Everytime this thread gets bumped I find myself conjuring a beautiful food image, only to remember that it "was a complete piece of shit" according to everyone here.


yea well
its not

Carnie100
03-30-2009, 08:05 PM
Thanks. I needed your approval to make a final decision.

Now when I think burger + burrito I'll think of a giant turd in a wrap.

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 08:08 PM
Thanks. I needed your approval to make a final decision.

Now when I think burger + burrito I'll think of a giant turd in a wrap.


eat it
i dare you

Carnie100
03-30-2009, 08:11 PM
eat it
i dare you

Will I win anything in this dare? Because I'm very tempted to try it in 17 days now. Just for shits and giggles. Hopefully not literal shits.

DRcube
03-30-2009, 08:12 PM
does anyone have a picture of this monstrosity?

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 08:13 PM
Will I win anything in this dare? Because I'm very tempted to try it in 17 days now. Just for shits and giggles. Hopefully not literal shits.

if you eat it
ill pay for your obituary afterwards

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 08:13 PM
does anyone have a picture of this monstrosity?

ive tried looking

no dice

Carnie100
03-30-2009, 08:15 PM
if you eat it
ill pay for your obituary afterwards

Deal.
I want it to read "Simple man. Passed away from eating the wrong burger + burrito combo. Avoid the burgerito."

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 08:17 PM
Deal.
I want it to read "Simple man. Passed away from eating the wrong burger + burrito combo. Avoid the burgerito."

of course this will be in the desert sun and not your local newspaper

Carnie100
03-30-2009, 08:22 PM
of course this will be in the desert sun and not your local newspaper

All the better. My local newspaper blows. My obituary would end up misspelled.

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 08:23 PM
All the better. My local newspaper blows. My obituary would end up misspelled.

beloved cunt

Carnie100
03-30-2009, 08:24 PM
lmao, not that badly misspelled.

gaypalmsprings
03-30-2009, 08:25 PM
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/pu22l3/523.jpg

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 08:32 PM
lmao, not that badly misspelled.


im gonna add it still

"carnie100
simple man, beloved cunt, raccoon hunter, avid porn collector and morbidly obese lion tamer. Made the mistake of ordering a burrito/burger known as the burgerito. was found dead in a port-o-john at the coachella valley music and arts festival, his last words were, et tu brute?"

mattpach
03-30-2009, 08:32 PM
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/pu22l3/523.jpg

That is fucking awesome

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 08:34 PM
god i want to rub that all over my body

Carnie100
03-30-2009, 08:36 PM
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/pu22l3/523.jpg

So what's inside the "shoe"?

Carnie100
03-30-2009, 08:37 PM
im gonna add it still

"carnie100
simple man, beloved cunt, raccoon hunter, avid porn collector and morbidly obese lion tamer.

4 out of 5 of these are true. How'd you know?

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 08:41 PM
4 out of 5 of these are true. How'd you know?

once its printed on paper

its all true

D,,d)
03-30-2009, 09:04 PM
It was yummy!!!!!!!!!

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 09:07 PM
It was yummy!!!!!!!!!

liar

D,,d)
03-30-2009, 09:11 PM
liar

Better then PUSSY!!!!

unknowndrummer66
03-30-2009, 09:22 PM
cock

Ardentbiscuit
03-31-2009, 05:16 AM
If you want to fill up on food that shouldn't exist go to any county fair. I went to the Pacific Amphitheater last year and admission to the concert includes admission to the fair and the fair stays open long after the concert.

There was so much there that shouldn't exist...

Loaded baked potato, dipped in batter and fried.

Fried Coca Cola...Coca Cola syrup mixed with frying batter and fried up.

Fried chicken patty with a Krispy Creme donut as the bun.

The hot dog quesadilla.

And so much more I can't think about this early without getting sick.

unknowndrummer66
03-31-2009, 08:43 AM
my heart stopped a little when i read fried coca cola syrup

hobomilitia
03-31-2009, 09:39 AM
i haven't seen or heard of the burgerito, but it sounds disgusting. like burgerhhea.
anyone have a picture?

SFChrissy
03-31-2009, 09:42 AM
I only eat the thai veggie noodles at the venue...nothing else!!! I like the cabbage...and that the veggies arent' over cooked!!!

unknowndrummer66
03-31-2009, 10:18 AM
veggies are for pussies

iamterrab
04-01-2009, 11:34 AM
Here is a pic of the Cheeseburgerito, u can see its not even fully cooked. Was truly disgusting. The garlic fries however were bomb...

http://www.house4thesoul.com/cheeseburgerito.jpg

unknowndrummer66
04-01-2009, 11:58 AM
great first post

fatbastard
04-01-2009, 12:19 PM
It looks like there are enough fries for that ketchup.

iamterrab
04-01-2009, 12:41 PM
I think the ketchup actually helped to mask the burning sensation...

pelon7724
04-01-2009, 03:56 PM
Here is a pic of the Cheeseburgerito, u can see its not even fully cooked. Was truly disgusting. The garlic fries however were bomb...

http://www.house4thesoul.com/cheeseburgerito.jpg

That shit is fucking gross. I will make sure that I do NOT buy this shit when I go this year. Yes, it may sound like a really tasty combination, but damn...that picture pretty much sums that shit up.

Corporate Cannibal
04-01-2009, 04:44 PM
lo & behold, this was the 1st thing i ever ate at a Coachella, man WTF! All of the above comments are 100% correct.

...oh, and it doesn't really digest, at first, it just sorta sits in ur belly like a fat baking turd. BEWARE!!!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/thatonekid393/Internet_Stuff/Caturday/BurritoCat.jpg

Carnie100
04-01-2009, 06:21 PM
God damnit, my stomach is screwed for when I eat that.

And I'll be saying, "I shoulda never made that bet with unknowndrummer66."

unknowndrummer66
04-01-2009, 07:11 PM
God damnit, my stomach is screwed for when I eat that.

And I'll be saying, "I shoulda never made that bet with unknowndrummer66."

this is your right
that is your right

youre gonna die

didimydoe3
04-02-2009, 10:43 PM
...and i think i was subjected to listening to Vampire Weekend just to buy one...



aaaaaahahahahahaha:rotfl

nbvwes
04-04-2009, 09:23 AM
french fries do not belong in a burrito...

Pancho confucious
04-04-2009, 11:51 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/1y946g.jpg

gaypalmsprings
04-04-2009, 11:56 AM
So what's inside the "shoe"?

toe jam

gaypalmsprings
04-04-2009, 11:56 AM
http://travelerfolio.com/travelerfolio/photos/ramly-burger.jpg

nbvwes
04-04-2009, 12:58 PM
wow... that looks like you stuck it up your ass & shit it out your mouth...

Corporate Cannibal
04-09-2009, 11:33 AM
five minutes ago...

http://xs138.xs.to/xs138/09154/dead621.png

Goodtoknow
04-09-2009, 11:37 AM
http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq353/cephelachromoscope/puke.jpg

This made me laugh very, very hard.

Astrid
04-09-2009, 11:54 AM
sounds like such a delectable concept.

michaelmontanez
04-09-2009, 12:18 PM
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/annas_tacqueria_burrito.jpg
DON'T LOOK AT ME WHILE I'M EATING MY BURGERITO

Lazaro
04-09-2009, 01:19 PM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r41/liberatorbc/br.jpg

Goodtoknow
04-09-2009, 01:21 PM
10 dollars! Thats incredible for that atrocity.