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happypappy420
02-14-2007, 06:46 AM
When Howard Stern signed on to his satellite radio show Wednesday morning (February 14), he realized it wouldn't be long before the phone lines at Sirius were all lit up with fans and friends just waiting to ridicule him. And really, why shouldn't they?

Since the dissolution of the veteran shock jock's 20-year-long marriage to first wife Alison back in 2000, Stern has repeatedly vowed with his entire audience as his witnesses that he would never, ever tie the knot again. At times, he'd even deride his own pals and members of his staff in the wake of their own engagements, advising them against making the same terrible mistake he'd once made.

Well, it seems the 53-year-old King of All Media doesn't care about making the same mistake twice. Stern revealed Wednesday that he proposed to longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky the night before. Stern has been dating Ostrosky, a model 18 years his junior, since 2000; Ostrosky contributed a monthly advice column to the now-defunct FHM magazine and hosts "Filter" on the G4 network.

With his staff expressing their utter disbelief, Stern joked that he'd had Ostrosky's uterus excised to ensure the couple would not have children. "I see my married friends with children and it seems like absolute torture to me," said Stern, himself a father of three. Several callers to the show along with sidekick Artie Lange blasted Stern for his decision, which prompted the jock to call off the engagement on at least two occasions during the show's first hour.

"Do you want your Valentine's Day gift now?" Stern said this morning, recalling how he'd proposed to the woman known to fans as "Beth O." When the model told Stern she wanted her present early, he instructed her to strip down. Stern said she protested, insisting that she was too "fat" to disrobe. His first thought, he said, was "any girl who looks like that and thinks she's fat I've got a chance with her."

When Ostrosky did get naked, Stern said he handed her a 5.2 carat diamond ring. "I love you. You're everything to me," Stern recalled saying. "This is so gay. ... I'm asking you to spend the rest of your life with me." Ostrosky said "Yes," and Stern said the couple made love immediately after; Ostrosky claims she had her "hand up and was looking at my ring the whole time" the two were in bed.

This will be Ostrosky's first marriage. When asked if the couple had set a date yet, Stern said the actual wedding was something they didn't want to even think about for now, and that his audience can expect an elongated engagement.

mob roulette
02-14-2007, 07:34 AM
beth o is fucking HOT. i don't care what anybody says. ULTIMATE trophy wife. you knew that was coming player. cheaper to keep her. i mean right?

amdux
02-14-2007, 07:38 AM
i can hear Robin Quivers laughing hysterically now

:lool :rotfl :lool

full on idle
02-14-2007, 07:45 AM
beth O looks has a pigface

happypappy420
02-14-2007, 07:55 AM
howard is not exactly the best looking man in the world. Beth O has a killer body. i wonder what the pre-nup will look like since howard is worth close a billion dollars. he has spoken on his show that they have talked about a pre-nup and she agrees to one.

mob roulette
02-14-2007, 08:05 AM
howard is not exactly the best looking man in the world. Beth O has a killer body. i wonder what the pre-nup will look like since howard is worth close a billion dollars. he has spoken on his show that they have talked about a pre-nup and she agrees to one.

if he leaves, she gets five mil and a porsche cayenne. if SHE leaves, it's half that and an audi. no pension, no alimony, nothing. set in stone bitches. BET on it.

thinnerair
02-14-2007, 08:34 AM
i didnt get a sirius after his move, and chose to download this show daily after its broadcast through various torrent sites.
after about 2 weeks, it wasn't all that interesting anymore...primarily after the disappointment that was the whole unveiling of their secrets in their first week.

how is the show? opie & anthony are on regular radio now and have taken over his morning slot, which must be quite a kick in the nuts to him....jimmy norton is quite funny but i do miss listening to artie lange and gary.

dorkfish
02-14-2007, 08:37 AM
by himself, Jim Norton is funnier than Stern and his whole crew.

thinnerair
02-14-2007, 08:45 AM
Jim Norton is hysterical.
He adds a lot to O&A's show and while Im not familiar with how their show was pre-Norton, his chemistry with them is just great.
I think I ve been liking O&A more because they are just less self-absorbed and arrogant as Stern. I mean, Opie is kind of a cocksucker but he does express appreciation and respect for his fans and listeners. Anthony is quite amusing and their cast of regulars that drop in are very funny as well, for the most part.

I do miss Stern's supporting cast, who I think made that show as funny as it was. Then again, its been some months since Ive listened so Im quite out of the loop with many of their jokes.

longbeach90803
02-14-2007, 08:51 AM
by himself, Jim Norton is funnier than Stern and his whole crew.

ya think so? i still think howard is the best interviewer around. he gets celebrities to talk about things they would never talk about.

beth o is extremely ugly btw. walk down any street in so cal and you'll see better looking chicks

dorkfish
02-14-2007, 10:08 AM
Howard's interviews have become pretty formulaic over the years. He's good at getting celebrities to discuss sex and relationships, but I don't think that we live in an age where it's still titillating to find out whether or not Carmen Electra likes to be spanked.

I used to enjoy his show in the 90s, though, and the addition of Artie was a fresh boost for awhile.

These days, Opie and Anthony tend to have comedian goons whereas Howard has his freak goons (Beetlejuice, etc).

skavenbrew
02-14-2007, 10:26 AM
There is nothing funnier, nor will there ever be, than Gilbert Gotfried on the Howard Stern show.

Gilbert is God, and Stern's show is the perfect platform for him.

TomAz
02-14-2007, 10:28 AM
He reminds me of Joey Ramone. Always has.

mob roulette
02-14-2007, 11:43 AM
There is nothing funnier, nor will there ever be, than Gilbert Gotfried on the Howard Stern show.

agreed. gilbert as dracula/the pope/king child molester is comedy gold.

DeltaSigChi4
02-14-2007, 12:10 PM
Post pics goddammit.

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kroqken
05-25-2007, 07:03 PM
Gilbert Gottfried is hilarious in any venue, not just on Stern's show.

Archie Bunker
05-25-2007, 07:06 PM
I still miss "USA Up All Night".

kroqken
05-25-2007, 07:08 PM
THe best movie on "USA Up All Night" was a movie about telephone partylines called Dialing for Dingbats.

lowfront
05-25-2007, 09:11 PM
I can't live without howard stern.

His show is what gets me by.

AEversW
05-25-2007, 09:28 PM
people still listen to howard stern?

miscorrections
05-25-2007, 09:30 PM
i don't think i'd give a girl a 5.2 carat diamond ring unless her boobies were actually real.

noisemachine
05-25-2007, 09:32 PM
people still listen to howard stern?

exactly what i was thinking.

luckyface
05-25-2007, 09:41 PM
exactly what i was thinking.

Yes. Lots.

kroqken
05-26-2007, 02:13 PM
Howard Stern is not as funny as KROQ's Kevin and Bean.

malcolmjamalawesome
11-25-2010, 06:55 PM
I am reading Baba Booey's book. It's not bad.

fatbastard
11-25-2010, 07:09 PM
That reminds me to check out his throw on youtube.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-20-2013, 02:36 PM
Peace and love peace and love

thelastgreatman
12-20-2013, 02:46 PM
I want you to go to jail for this.

Boourns
12-20-2013, 02:49 PM
erah

thelastgreatman
12-20-2013, 02:53 PM
Everything Takei has ever said

HunterGather
12-20-2013, 03:04 PM
4 inches is fine

thelastgreatman
12-20-2013, 03:16 PM
Flying with balloons so I can meet Katherine McPhee..

malcolmjamalawesome
12-20-2013, 04:01 PM
I want to flyyyy like a midget .... to McPheeeee

sonnyboy11
12-20-2013, 11:12 PM
Doo

HunterGather
12-21-2013, 07:14 PM
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captncrzy
12-21-2013, 08:06 PM
I want you to go to jail for this.

Oh My God, Steve, can I call you right back?

thelastgreatman
12-21-2013, 08:12 PM
I think that's the best single bit they've ever done.

thelastgreatman
12-21-2013, 08:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDLFaDSIc-I

captncrzy
12-21-2013, 08:16 PM
I think that's the best single bit they've ever done.

The debut of the Gary tape had me in goddamn tears. I had to pull over on the highway.

My professional life is like at a nine

malcolmjamalawesome
12-21-2013, 08:22 PM
Musculature

captncrzy
12-21-2013, 08:22 PM
Dry oatmeal

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2014, 08:10 AM
Imran Kahn
Lives with his Dad and Mom

captncrzy
01-30-2014, 08:18 AM
Vodka, straight up. Thank you!

thelastgreatman
01-30-2014, 09:49 AM
For those guys who suck cock... KC SALUTES YOU

captncrzy
01-30-2014, 10:17 AM
WHEN YOU NEED SOME BUTT
WANNA BUST A NUT
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
CASEY ARMSTRONG!

http://youtu.be/_c__0ufWHs0

HunterGather
01-30-2014, 06:53 PM
garyy...
GARY!!
GARY WHERE ARE YOU?!

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malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2014, 07:52 PM
"Hiii Fredddd"

sonnyboy11
01-30-2014, 09:44 PM
Imran Kahn
Lives with his Dad and Mom

god I cannot stop singing it.

HunterGather
01-30-2014, 09:55 PM
zomg, the birthday bash is tonight! It probably won't be as cool as being there, but they hyped it up for months, so I'll listen in.

captncrzy
01-31-2014, 07:01 AM
I introduced Rick to the Beetlejuice song the other day.

HunterGather
01-31-2014, 09:23 AM
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@sternshow Eric The Actor has arrived to the #Howard Birthday Show......as a table name
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faxman75
01-31-2014, 09:35 AM
Get the poison out of your system Raven.

Justin170
01-31-2014, 09:36 AM
Going to be a fun show!

JustSteve
01-31-2014, 09:59 AM
Let me know when a rip pops up. Our Sirius subscription ended in December, missing his show.

HunterGather
01-31-2014, 10:11 AM
They're streaming it out for free for everyone. No registering or anything.
http://www.howardstern.com/
Pre show at 4, event at 6.

JustSteve
01-31-2014, 10:14 AM
Damn, I'll be on the road then. Will try and stream if I have service. Thanks for the heads up!

HunterGather
01-31-2014, 11:56 AM
Oh, and if you have multiple email addresses, you can also abuse their free 30 day trial for SiriusXM (and in turn, use the phone app).
That's how I've been using it the past 4 months...

But register here: http://www.siriusxm.com/freetrial

That's the one that doesn't ask for your credit card info, just email.

captncrzy
01-31-2014, 12:07 PM
Get the poison out of your system Raven.

Come on. Come on.

Neighborhood Creep
01-31-2014, 12:07 PM
I'm going to rent it of Howard TV

faxman75
01-31-2014, 12:34 PM
Come on. Come on.

I think my favorite part was Arquette not being able to control his laughter and explaining how creepy it was. I fucking love that guys laugh so much. I was never an Arquette fan until his Stern show appearances.

HunterGather
01-31-2014, 01:35 PM
Pic-spam
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lolz Tan Mom

sonnyboy11
01-31-2014, 03:28 PM
+1 internets for you HunterGather. Great pics! Listening now.

Neighborhood Creep
01-31-2014, 03:41 PM
Yucko looks extra nasty since the last time I've seen him

HunterGather
01-31-2014, 03:42 PM
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Hah, Steve Brandano must love that the Black Keys are finally on Stern.
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HunterGather
01-31-2014, 08:11 PM
Last picspam!
Wow, the show was 6 hours long.
The crowd was annoying a few times (like when they wouldn't shut up when Howard was talking to Letterman), but overall it was a good show.

Ryan Philippe with Robin
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Justin170
01-31-2014, 11:15 PM
Best pics ever, Thank you. As much as it is a splurge, Howard is worth the price of admission for Sirius!

HunterGather
06-20-2014, 05:37 PM
The video of the birthday show will be out monday.

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captncrzy
07-16-2014, 07:22 PM
Sour Shoes' skinny raving younger brother just prank called me.

thelastgreatman
07-17-2014, 09:08 AM
Hahahaha. What was the nature of the call? Also, I'm fucking pissed off I don't get any MJA calls.

captncrzy
07-17-2014, 12:12 PM
Me:..."Hello?"
MJA: Proceeds to scream some terrible Avicci/David Guetta bullshit song into the phone that I recognized but have no idea what it actually is
Me: "dude...what the fuck? Sour Shoes?"
MJA: Pauses. Proceeds to continue to scream terrible song

Then I hung up.

Boourns
07-22-2014, 10:34 PM
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