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J~$$$
02-13-2007, 10:50 PM
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/Z/ZOO_SEX_TOURS_FLOL-?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

Encaitare
02-13-2007, 10:55 PM
my little sister just told me the other day her boyfriend is taking her to the zoo for valentines day...dear god.

DeltaSigChi4
02-13-2007, 10:57 PM
What a cheap bastard.

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Good Days Last
02-13-2007, 11:11 PM
Single Awareness Day.


For others of course. for me?

It's "I'm screwed day".

tiffdud41
02-13-2007, 11:14 PM
too bad it's not "I'm getting screwed day" for you, instead

Good Days Last
02-13-2007, 11:19 PM
too bad it's not "I'm getting screwed day" for you, instead

:p Ha, thanks.

full on idle
02-13-2007, 11:45 PM
J$ WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?

YES NO MAYBE (please circle)

Barbara, the ninja
02-13-2007, 11:47 PM
At first, it's Single Awareness Day
then it becomes Who Wants To Get Screwed? Day after a couple of beers.

I hate Hallmark.

full on idle
02-13-2007, 11:48 PM
WE CAN EAT COOKIE DOUGH AND GIGGLE AT TEEN BEAT

tiffdud41
02-13-2007, 11:49 PM
it's just another day....'cept some people get stuff...and stuffed.

full on idle
02-13-2007, 11:51 PM
CHOCOLATE ALTOIDS

Good Days Last
02-13-2007, 11:52 PM
Why do I keep thinking your avatar is Cookie Monster?

full on idle
02-13-2007, 11:53 PM
WHY DOES YOUR S/N MAKE ME GET WHERE'S THE PARTY IN MY HEAD

tiffdud41
02-13-2007, 11:53 PM
it's that shade of blue! glad I'm not the only one.

Hannahrain
02-13-2007, 11:58 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/e/e5/180px-Sweethearts.jpg

for candy, these taste terrible. but for chalk, they taste great!

Good Days Last
02-14-2007, 12:00 AM
Nope.. it's ludacris. my mistake. we should have jumbo size avatars

full on idle
02-14-2007, 12:13 AM
I'm at the top of my game.

DeltaSigChi4
02-14-2007, 12:14 AM
The Game sucks. Most over*rated pile of manure eva.

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Good Days Last
02-14-2007, 12:19 AM
i liked SOME of the game's first album. he sorta went off the radar.

Good Days Last
02-14-2007, 12:19 AM
But for the record, I enjoy Luda.

full on idle
02-14-2007, 12:20 AM
don't tell vinylmartyr.

vinylmartyr
02-14-2007, 12:22 AM
I read that.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
02-14-2007, 12:38 AM
justin, why are you cruisin' my work's website?

bmack86
02-14-2007, 12:49 AM
Zoos charge about $50 per person for the tours, and crowds are kept deliberately inmate

That's a great typo. If it is a typo...

jackstraw94086
02-14-2007, 01:03 AM
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/037/5/f/Fuck_Valentine__s_Day_by_jnorion.jpg

Philthy
02-14-2007, 02:42 AM
I have a date tonight.....I'm takeing her to a posh restaurant in London. I booked it 3 months ago before I even met her....in the hope that I MIGHT have a date.

I did good.

Now......what's the best poison to make her want to make sweet love to me afterwards?? Or just suck my man part? I'm thinking wine is always good.

Any suggestions?

Hannahrain
02-14-2007, 02:48 AM
I have a date tonight.....I'm takeing her to a posh restaurant in London. I booked it 3 months ago before I even met her....in the hope that I MIGHT have a date.

I did good.

Now......what's the best poison to make her want to make sweet love to me afterwards?? Or just suck my man part? I'm thinking wine is always good.

Any suggestions?

print a copy and show it to her.

J~$$$
02-14-2007, 08:56 AM
I have a date tonight.....I'm takeing her to a posh restaurant in London. I booked it 3 months ago before I even met her....in the hope that I MIGHT have a date.

I did good.

Now......what's the best poison to make her want to make sweet love to me afterwards?? Or just suck my man part? I'm thinking wine is always good.

Any suggestions?

I want caco-esqe details.

AND V, HELLS YES COOKIE DOUGH AND TEEN BEAT, ALLTHOUGH I PREFER TIGER BEAT.

full on idle
02-14-2007, 08:58 AM
YESSSSSSSSS

thinnerair
02-14-2007, 09:20 AM
http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Funniest_Mike_Tyson_Moments-0i9b.html
Watch this video. This is how a real gentleman rolls.

Hannahrain
02-14-2007, 09:22 AM
I want caco-esqe details.

AND V, HELLS YES COOKIE DOUGH AND TEEN BEAT, ALLTHOUGH I PREFER TIGER BEAT.



I went to the store today. on the shelf were about 6 copies of teen beat and a magazine called "mature nymphos."

i read a cereal box instead.

J~$$$
02-14-2007, 09:49 AM
Please inform me as to the whereabouts of said store.....I have been looking all over town for the newest edition of mature nymphos.

Hannahrain
02-14-2007, 09:50 AM
Food and liquor world, post and jones, SF.

jackstraw94086
02-14-2007, 10:21 AM
The Owl Tree's right by there. cool bar.
crap neighborhood.

Hannahrain
02-14-2007, 10:48 AM
don't have to tell me. i live in that neighborhood.

jackstraw94086
02-14-2007, 10:51 AM
do you call it lower nob hill or tendernob?

Hannahrain
02-14-2007, 10:53 AM
the only people who call it "lower nob hill" are in denial.

thinnerair
02-14-2007, 10:53 AM
jack gives a great tendernob...from what i hear.

jackstraw94086
02-14-2007, 10:56 AM
the only people who call it "lower nob hill" are in denial.

just checking.



nando,
you haven't even seen my best tendernob.

thinnerair
02-14-2007, 10:58 AM
nando,
you haven't even seen my best tendernob.


what are you doing this weekend?
i ll bring you some flowers and maybe some glowsticks. ;)

SFChrissy
02-14-2007, 10:59 AM
I have a date tonight.....I'm takeing her to a posh restaurant in London. I booked it 3 months ago before I even met her....in the hope that I MIGHT have a date.

I did good.

Now......what's the best poison to make her want to make sweet love to me afterwards?? Or just suck my man part? I'm thinking wine is always good.

Any suggestions?

Wine of course and then if your into necrophelia...you can always go rohypnol

chairmenmeow47
02-14-2007, 11:08 AM
J$ WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?

YES NO MAYBE (please circle)

bua ha ha, my friend's myspace name is " [x] yes [ ] no"

i have a first date tonight, i'm nervous! we were on the phone for two hours last night. this all happened kinda fast, so we're just going to do a champagne picnic in his backyard :)

J~$$$
02-14-2007, 11:14 AM
Oh snap, more details please.....Is he cute? Is he brown? ect.

chairmenmeow47
02-14-2007, 11:32 AM
Oh snap, more details please.....Is he cute? Is he brown? ect.

lol, he's cute, he's not brown. he's actually a year younger than me, which is new for me, as i've never really dated anyone younger. normally they are at least 3 years older. my mom was excited, she's like "oh, someone your age" :rotfl

we've met a few times, he's the brother of a friend. at the rave remedy in phoenix on saturday we spent the entire night together and by 3 am we were resting our heads on each other's shoulders (sober btw, don't get the wrong idea ;) ).

we texted back and forth and he called me monday and we talked for over an hour and then yesterday we were on the phone for two hours!!!

i'm really excited cause this came outta no where, ok, i'm getting too plurry, i'll stop now :)

J~$$$
02-14-2007, 12:02 PM
Age aint nothin' but a number. My dad is mr smoove he is 25 years older than my mom.....damn........anyways, you go girl and have a fun and romantic evening....awwwwwww.

DeltaSigChi4
02-14-2007, 12:27 PM
Mike Tyson.

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mob roulette
02-14-2007, 12:31 PM
Oh snap, more details please.....Is he cute? Is he brown? ect.

j, these are great pixies lyrics. keep going. DO IT.

J~$$$
02-14-2007, 02:41 PM
http://www.steakandbjday.com/

chairmenmeow47
02-15-2007, 09:24 AM
Age aint nothin' but a number. My dad is mr smoove he is 25 years older than my mom.....damn........anyways, you go girl and have a fun and romantic evening....awwwwwww.

this is a good point.

and weather did not permit a picnic. instead we went gangsta and had big city bbq and drank champagne outta the bottle :)

J~$$$
02-15-2007, 09:44 AM
Valentines day was all about keepin it real, and you did just that Ivy. props.

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 03:01 PM
http://www.steakandbjday.com/

hot.

also, this (http://www.nbc5i.com/news/11022386/detail.html) type of shit happens every day. fo shizzle.

Hannahrain
02-15-2007, 07:40 PM
The victim managed to break free from his restraints and run from the bedroom. The woman then chased him with a pickax, police said.



this whole story is ridiculous. it's as far fetched as, oh, i don't know, a diaper-wearing astronaut stalker.

kroqken
02-15-2007, 08:39 PM
Valentines Day sucks when you have no one to Valentine it up with. Thank God I am not an alcoholic or dopester.

Sexecutioner
02-15-2007, 09:15 PM
for valentines day i got a bj while playing ps3. theres nothin like getting your dick sucked while killing aliens with a shotgun.

el_harderino
02-15-2007, 09:27 PM
Valentines Day sucks when you have no one to Valentine it up with. Thank God I am not an alcoholic or dopester.

Not a truer word spoken. Same here, praise the lord.

mob roulette
02-16-2007, 07:18 AM
this whole story is ridiculous. it's as far fetched as, oh, i don't know, a diaper-wearing astronaut stalker.

i am also convinced that this is where paul thomas anderson gets the majority of his ancillary story ideas, by trolling the internets.

wow, that was a ten dollar sentence if i ever saw one. coffee WORKS yo.