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Timothee dufour
03-10-2009, 02:01 AM
Been Told that the Guys At Coachella Don't Like Mickey Avalon , Dirt Nasty , Beardo , Andre Legacy . . .

They just sold out there 4 shows in Australia , 1300 to 2000 people at the gigs. There are bands playing at Coachella this Yr that would not even get 200 people to there gig . . .

what's the go GOLDENVOICE ?


Peace

digitaldragon03
03-10-2009, 02:19 AM
Jonas Bros sell tens of thousands of tickets per show. Goldenvoice dont give a flying fuck.

Timothee dufour
03-10-2009, 02:29 AM
in Australia they would not ....

Mr.Nipples
03-10-2009, 02:59 AM
sounds like there's a bunch of idiots in australia



don't tread on me

JoshTheBoyd
03-10-2009, 03:29 AM
mickey avalon is terrible

Timothee dufour
03-10-2009, 03:46 AM
sounds like there's a bunch of idiots in australia



don't tread on me

ha ha ha ha have a look at your own country go and live in a tent . . .

pash_87
03-10-2009, 03:47 AM
mickey avalon is terrible

your face is terrible.

Mickey Avalon is awesome.

JoshTheBoyd
03-10-2009, 03:53 AM
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Mr.Nipples
03-10-2009, 04:03 AM
ha ha ha ha have a look at your own country go and live in a tent . . .


scoop the eucalyptus infused shit out of a koala's ass and chow down you crocodile dundee special edition blu-ray owning, fosters keg hoarding, didgeridoo fellating, outback steakhouse gift card carrying dingo-dicked puddle of kangaroo piss.




go listen to wolfmother...

WilliamTaft
03-10-2009, 04:08 AM
nobody cares about what a remote desert island prison-colony in the middle of nowhere thinks about music.

ELPOLLOLOCO
03-10-2009, 04:42 AM
you guys are hilarious...poor timothee...this is why people hate americans...

Timothee dufour
03-10-2009, 05:31 AM
Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

malcolmjamalawesome
03-10-2009, 05:43 AM
It is my understanding that a dingo took JFK's baby.

Timothee dufour
03-10-2009, 05:47 AM
scoop the eucalyptus infused shit out of a koala's ass and chow down you crocodile dundee special edition blu-ray owning, fosters keg hoarding, didgeridoo fellating, outback steakhouse gift card carrying dingo-dicked puddle of kangaroo piss.




go listen to wolfmother...

Go and fight in Iraq with your mates , How many more innocent civilians will be “accidentally murdered” . . . . Don't you know 9-11 was a inside job! go and live in your tent with the your $800 billion ha ha ha ha

Timothee dufour
03-10-2009, 05:51 AM
nobody cares about what a remote desert island prison-colony in the middle of nowhere thinks about music.

No one cares about America’s economic conditions . . .

malcolmjamalawesome
03-10-2009, 06:14 AM
Let me get this straight:
(1) You're an Australian that started a thread claiming you heard "Coachella guys" don't like Mickey Avalon and some other shitheads (where you heard this from is left undisclosed)
(2) You think these shitty acts are a big deal because they sold 1000 tickets in Australia
(3) Then you start attacking the American economy and the oh-so-relevant JFK assassination, all while demonstrating a fundamental misunderstanding of global affairs

Have I got this about summed up?

P.S. Whose alias are you?

ELPOLLOLOCO
03-10-2009, 06:24 AM
Go and fight in Iraq with your mates , How many more innocent civilians will be “accidentally murdered” . . . . Don't you know 9-11 was a inside job! go and live in your tent with the your $800 billion ha ha ha ha

You're digging yourself deeper and deeper...when people wake up they are gonna jump all you...

MonsoonSeason
03-10-2009, 06:24 AM
jesus is australia really that bad? I mean, wow.

Distorted_Jungle
03-10-2009, 06:29 AM
Go and fight in Iraq with your mates , How many more innocent civilians will be “accidentally murdered” . . . . Don't you know 9-11 was a inside job! go and live in your tent with the your $800 billion ha ha ha ha


haha you are trying to talk about shit you know nothing about just stop, not saying i disagree with everything you said just saying your knowledge of the situation at hand is probably very minimal. and for the record Mickey Avalon is a fuckin douchebag that can't rap and Dirt Nasty is an idiot who couldn't succeed at regular acting so he tried doing gay porn couldn't succeed at that and now is trying something just as gay.

MonsoonSeason
03-10-2009, 06:47 AM
let's be fair, though, "my dick" is pretty funny

Distorted_Jungle
03-10-2009, 07:09 AM
let's be fair, though, "my dick" is pretty funny


yeah but lets be fair that Micky Avalon should be taken about as seriously as the Insane Clown Posse, Kottonmouth Kings and Hollywood Undead, it's a fuckin joke.

JoshTheBoyd
03-10-2009, 01:33 PM
Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

the comedian, duh. do you guys gotta wait for watchmen to come out over there or somethin?

im just kidding though, i love paul hogan

WhyTheLongFace
03-10-2009, 01:41 PM
this was doomed from the start

Monklish
03-10-2009, 01:44 PM
haha you are trying to talk about shit you know nothing about just stop, not saying i disagree with everything you said just saying your knowledge of the situation at hand is probably very minimal. and for the record Mickey Avalon is a fuckin douchebag that can't rap and Dirt Nasty is an idiot who couldn't succeed at regular acting so he tried doing gay porn couldn't succeed at that and now is trying something just as gay.

I like that your best analogy is a gay porn actor.

CanItBeBoth
03-10-2009, 02:26 PM
mickey avalon's musical talent is comparable to paris hilton's.

Monklish
03-10-2009, 02:29 PM
Mickey Avalon really reminds me of the story of Ballsack McGee--you know, the famous failed waffle entrepreneur turned tranny fluffer.

beavington
03-10-2009, 02:45 PM
haha you are trying to talk about shit you know nothing about just stop, not saying i disagree with everything you said just saying your knowledge of the situation at hand is probably very minimal. and for the record Mickey Avalon is a fuckin douchebag that can't rap and Dirt Nasty is an idiot who couldn't succeed at regular acting so he tried doing gay porn couldn't succeed at that and now is trying something just as gay.

he did the gay porn before the acting. so the acting is what lead him to bad rap music. Gay porn got him an audition.

Monklish
03-10-2009, 02:47 PM
he did the gay porn before the acting. so the acting is what lead him to bad rap music. Gay porn got him an audition.

"Hey, that's not the real story of Ballsack McGee--let me straighten you out."

Distorted_Jungle
03-10-2009, 02:50 PM
I like that your best analogy is a gay porn actor.


it's not an analogy, he really did do gay porn i guess i was mistaken on the order it all happened but still is a true story.

dorkfish
03-10-2009, 03:01 PM
Mickey Avalon is human garbage.

Monklish
03-10-2009, 03:03 PM
Wait, Mickey Avalon did gay porn? Never heard the porn part, just that he'd been a rent boy. Huh. That's interesting.

Monklish
03-10-2009, 03:03 PM
Somebody needs to start the gay porn backstory thread.

beavington
03-10-2009, 03:10 PM
Wait, Mickey Avalon did gay porn? Never heard the porn part, just that he'd been a rent boy. Huh. That's interesting.

no not mickey avalon...well i dont know or caer about him...

Simon Rex...Dirt Nasty did the gay porn. Nice dick if i may add..
http://www.hotmencentral.com/simon_rex/
It was only solo j/o though.

Shooters08
03-10-2009, 03:10 PM
It is my understanding that a dingo took JFK's baby.

hahahahaha. Hey man, that really happened.

Monklish
03-10-2009, 03:12 PM
no not mickey avalon...well i dont know or caer about him...

Simon Rex...Dirt Nasty did the gay porn. Nice dick if i may add..
http://www.hotmencentral.com/simon_rex/
It was only solo j/o though.

Okay, so then once again I find the analogy an intriguing first instinct.

ELPOLLOLOCO
03-10-2009, 03:41 PM
MTV's Simon Rex...aka MC Dirt Nasty...aka Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend...aka I was on CW's "Felicity", "Baywatch", and starred in "Scary Movie 3 and 4"...

Its actually a pretty interesting story...Not too many people can say they worked for Disney then started rapping about doing cocaine...Homeboy really crossed over to the darkside...and in the meantime he did some masturbation porn...

http://www.papermag.com/blogs/SimonRex.jpg

http://k8lin790.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/simonrex.jpg

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080208/293.rex.hilton2.020808.jpg

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Got to chill with him during Portishead's set last year...Dude is just an act, collecting paychecks...and boning Paris Hilton in the meantime...

Monklish
03-10-2009, 03:44 PM
Right... so how is that analogous to Mickey Avalon again? That's the part no one's successfully explained.

beavington
03-10-2009, 03:45 PM
Right... so how is that analogous to Mickey Avalon again? That's the part no one's successfully explained.

if i understand your english properly then he is in the same vein and same circles as Mickey Avalon.

Monklish
03-10-2009, 03:46 PM
Oh we're comparing their music?

ELPOLLOLOCO
03-10-2009, 03:51 PM
Oh we're comparing their music?

Anywhere that Mickey Avalon performs, Dirt Nasty will be there...on stage...with him...together...does that make sense?

Distorted_Jungle
03-10-2009, 09:18 PM
Right... so how is that analogous to Mickey Avalon again? That's the part no one's successfully explained.


read the post you are referring to, i said Dirt Nasty did gay porn i never said Mickey Avalon did and they are on the same label and are always performing together so they are equally as shitty.

Timothee dufour
03-11-2009, 12:12 AM
haha you are trying to talk about shit you know nothing about just stop, not saying i disagree with everything you said just saying your knowledge of the situation at hand is probably very minimal. and for the record Mickey Avalon is a fuckin douchebag that can't rap and Dirt Nasty is an idiot who couldn't succeed at regular acting so he tried doing gay porn couldn't succeed at that and now is trying something just as gay.

ha ha ha ha very minimal . . . . thats why my fam belong to the Builderburg

Mr.Nipples
03-11-2009, 06:21 AM
shut the fuck up now!

the long grift
03-11-2009, 08:12 AM
I think he would be a solid addition... He is not as tight as Andre and Beardo, who is awesome, but he is alright, for rap, I guess.

lurker_with_a_bush
03-11-2009, 10:20 AM
Been Told that the Guys At Coachella Don't Like Mickey Avalon , Dirt Nasty , Beardo , Andre Legacy . . .

They just sold out there 4 shows in Australia , 1300 to 2000 people at the gigs. There are bands playing at Coachella this Yr that would not even get 200 people to there gig . . .

what's the go GOLDENVOICE ?


Peace

Dirt and Avalon were in attendance last year.
Keep your eyes on the golf carts my friends.. Rex can't keep his shirt on to save a life.

MantisMel
03-11-2009, 10:56 AM
Mickey Avalon is a fucking sad joke that unfortunately got way out of hand. Comparable to Paris Hilton's singing career, Mariah Carries acting career, and Amy Winehouse playing this years Coachella. Just plain fucking sad!

ZackQ
03-11-2009, 11:51 AM
Mickey Avalon is funny and his shows are a good time. If you lighten up and go with it, it can be a blast. Not sure he would fit in well at Coachella though.

beavington
03-11-2009, 12:05 PM
ha ha ha ha very minimal . . . . thats why my fam belong to the Builderburg

yeah from what you wrote, it does show you know very minimal about the situation.

chaynes
03-11-2009, 01:32 PM
Well he was at coachella 2 years ago on stage with the mondays!

i had no idea who he was, hated it, then i looked it up and have liked it ever since!

not my speed at all, but funny, filthy, freaky and fuck ya i would watch!

ZackQ
03-11-2009, 02:17 PM
funny, filthy, freaky is a great way to describe it. it's not high art and it's not trying to be.

Timothee dufour
03-11-2009, 04:24 PM
you guys need to harden the fuck up .
he's must be doing good for himself to tour Australia/ N.Z for the last 2 yrs . .
the chicks love him , I Dont know how ! lol
better then working 9-5 in a office.

at least his doing do shit and trying . . .

MantisMel
03-11-2009, 04:29 PM
Not convinced. Saw him too w/ the Mondays and hated it. I LOVE the Happy Mondays but their show was abysmal. Shaun Ryder reading his own lyrics off a monitor like it was karaoke and so was Avalon. Lame...

whynotsmile99
03-11-2009, 05:12 PM
Not convinced. Saw him too w/ the Mondays and hated it. I LOVE the Happy Mondays but their show was abysmal. Shaun Ryder reading his own lyrics off a monitor like it was karaoke and so was Avalon. Lame...

as long as I live, I will never forget the incredible train wreck of happy mondays at coachella, right before Rage.

Words fail to do it justice

hobomilitia
03-11-2009, 06:52 PM
i saw mickey avalon open for mos def at my school...they wouldn't let him play my dick, so it came on as house music just after he finished his set. the whole thing was pretty abysmal.

chingonlou
03-11-2009, 07:06 PM
nobody wants to do the Jane Fonda? LOL

sportsbunny
03-11-2009, 10:07 PM
as long as I live, I will never forget the incredible train wreck of happy mondays at coachella, right before Rage.

Words fail to do it justice

Yes that was soooooo sad! I was really looking forward to seeing them and it was such a sad disappointment I almost couldn't believe it.

gmoneyak
03-11-2009, 10:19 PM
Mickey Avalon and all his degenerate junkie underlings are a fucking joke.

Xenocide
03-12-2009, 06:56 PM
i like his song "my dick" from Harold & Kumar 2... funny shit...

tencate
03-12-2009, 07:18 PM
you have no idea how happy i would be if they added mickey avalon

Drewski27
03-12-2009, 09:00 PM
mickey avalon is the worst name i have seen come up this year so far. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIM. hes horrible.

agentapplejuice
03-12-2009, 10:47 PM
yeah but lets be fair that Micky Avalon should be taken about as seriously as the Insane Clown Posse, Kottonmouth Kings and Hollywood Undead, it's a fuckin joke.

Pretty much sums it up...

reptar cereal
03-12-2009, 11:53 PM
you guys need to harden the fuck up .
he's must be doing good for himself to tour Australia/ N.Z for the last 2 yrs . .
the chicks love him , I Dont know how ! lol
better then working 9-5 in a office.

at least his doing do shit and trying . . .

You don't get it buddy, the reason he is touring over there is because he already tried to blow up in the states like 2 or 3 years ago and never took off. He's a joke act, a caricature, he will never be taken seriously here when quality hip-hop is put out all the time from cities all over the US.

I'm not surprised that he sells shows out over there since there has never been a decent rap act to ever come out of Australia. Hip hop is a joke over there, so it's no wonder Mickey Avalon fits in so well.

lickety_spit
03-14-2009, 03:41 AM
i don't think with lyrics like "my dick goes to yoga, yo' dick... fruit roll-up," they're taking this game too seriously.

my dick is fun.

Drewski27
03-14-2009, 12:54 PM
he looks like carrot tops little brother.

danteb
03-14-2009, 01:19 PM
mickey avalon sucks

lickety_spit
03-14-2009, 02:13 PM
he looks like carrot tops little brother.

he looks like carrot top's little sister, you mean.

Drewski27
03-14-2009, 07:01 PM
yeah, either way. maybe if carrot top had sex with himself and mickey avalon was the inbred version of himself or something.
either way . . . .

carasmellsok
03-17-2009, 10:12 PM
jesus is australia really that bad? I mean, wow.

I live in Au and I had to google Mickey Avalon...

So, no... At least I hope not.

Melbourne is great. Come visit me!!

weeklymix
03-17-2009, 10:14 PM
what's the go GOLDENVOICE ?


the "go" is no. awful.

Drewski27
03-18-2009, 08:54 PM
I live in Au and I had to google Mickey Avalon...

So, no... At least I hope not.

Melbourne is great. Come visit me!!

ill come visit you. ;)

Drewski27
03-19-2009, 02:54 PM
micky avalon is still terrible.

AlecEiffel
03-19-2009, 02:57 PM
micky avalon is still terrible.

yeah. I blame Simon Rex, if it weren't for him none of us would ever have had to hear that god damn "Jane Fonda" song.

Drewski27
03-19-2009, 03:04 PM
*shudder*

the long grift
03-19-2009, 03:07 PM
He is a fun act... The songs are good... AND to speak to him, he does not take the shit that seriously, at all... He is as surprised, as anyone that he does well anywhere...

He is good... I can pick like at least 20 acts on the lineup who I would gladly replace with Mickey Avalon.

Drewski27
03-19-2009, 03:26 PM
i could think of a hundred other board members that i would gladly replace you with.

the long grift
03-20-2009, 06:19 AM
only 100? I am sure there are more than that...

Drewski27
03-20-2009, 06:38 PM
okay. anybody on the board then. are you happy now?

anonimouse
03-20-2009, 10:49 PM
i think every year needs an act like micky/peaches/any other carwreck

makes things interesting

westcoastpirate
03-20-2009, 11:57 PM
Mickey Avalon is born gay, go do another boost mobile commercial

Drewski27
03-22-2009, 05:45 PM
no. dont ever let him do another commercial for anything again. hes a terrible eye sore. i really dont want to remember his existance. kthnx.

chaynes
03-23-2009, 02:47 PM
http://www.uggsclub.com
http://www.uggaustralia.com

spam twat!

DJdharma
03-23-2009, 11:32 PM
Saw Avalon, Nasty, Beardo, Legacy do a new year show. It was FUN. We were having fun, they were having fun, and no one took it as anything more than pop entertainment. So Australia, please enjoy Avalon et al guilt free and with gusto, mates!

boarderwoozel3
03-23-2009, 11:43 PM
Thank god he's not getting added, sheesh.

ZackQ
03-24-2009, 08:50 PM
Saw Avalon, Nasty, Beardo, Legacy do a new year show. It was FUN. We were having fun, they were having fun, and no one took it as anything more than pop entertainment. So Australia, please enjoy Avalon et al guilt free and with gusto, mates!

Mickey Avalon is a blast, and a really interesting guy. But he's not right for Coachella.

the long grift
03-25-2009, 08:21 AM
Mickey Avalon is a blast, and a really interesting guy. But he's not right for Coachella.

that is true... Coachella is the best festival, hands down, but the fans are so fucking serious.... if the press something is groundbreaking, then it is believed... if not, then it is off limits, and dismissed.

Ardentbiscuit
03-25-2009, 08:31 AM
When all else fails read the Onion..




Drunk Man Dangerously Close To Figuring Out You're Fucking With Him

March 25, 2009 | Issue 45•13

CHICAGO—The heavily intoxicated man seated next to you is dangerously close to realizing you've been fucking with him this entire time, nearby sources reported. Although he appears to still believe you love his Judas Priest T-shirt, the whiskey-soaked bar patron has stopped swaying back and forth and could, at this very moment, be one drunken thought away from figuring out that Al Pacino is not actually your uncle. "Hey man, have another beer," you said, attempting to distract the shit-faced stranger from suddenly putting all the pieces together and beating you senseless. "I think that bartender likes you. Go talk to her. " While the man will likely forget all of your sarcastic questions about ATV racing by morning, duping this poor schlub is reportedly the most meaningful conversation you've had all week.

ZackQ
03-25-2009, 11:00 AM
When all else fails read the Onion..

Hilarious man. I saw that this morning and laughed my ass off.

Drewski27
03-25-2009, 11:10 AM
good ol onion.

cacahead01
03-30-2009, 09:59 AM
ha ha ha ha very minimal . . . . thats why my fam belong to the Builderburg

So why are you interested in Coachella? ...and why are you interested in Mickey Avalon. I thought it was very funny when somebody called you a wigger.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
03-30-2009, 11:46 AM
i think Mickey Avalon is tremendous fun. he would be very out of place at Coachella, but he is very entertaining

redthreat
03-31-2009, 05:41 PM
yeah, cause i wouldn't be happy with the crowd until that retard's fans show up

chaynes
04-08-2009, 12:59 PM
http://www.mirage.com/offers/2009/04_perry/promo/promo.html

well it seems for those in vegas prior to the fest, mickey is indeed in the neighbourhood!

perhaps he will be floating around coachella after all....

chaynes
04-08-2009, 01:29 PM
http://www.pollstar.com/resultsArtist.aspx?ID=33406&SortBy=Date

mittens4kittens
04-08-2009, 04:01 PM
that fool is annoying. his fans are even worse. I went snowboarding one time and shared a hotel room with some friends of a friend, and they kept playing the same three stupid fucking songs over and over and over, singing along all drunk... I hope I never hear "My Dick" again... his cadence is so fucking lame...

chaynes
04-08-2009, 07:01 PM
that fool is annoying. his fans are even worse. I went snowboarding one time and shared a hotel room with some friends of a friend, and they kept playing the same three stupid fucking songs over and over and over, singing along all drunk... I hope I never hear "My Dick" again... his cadence is so fucking lame...

fine we shall hunt you down at the festival and shout "my twat" at you instead

do enjoy

dantoro
04-08-2009, 07:07 PM
Mickey would be great in a dive bar or a slimy old theatre. he would die a quick death in the sun that little twiggly guy... my buddy said you can get aids from listening to him

ZackQ
04-10-2009, 07:58 AM
You're right, he's not cut out for the sun AT ALL

chaynes
04-10-2009, 08:13 AM
i would still like to have him there

but i am going to see him in Montréal, so its all good!

PassiveTheory
04-10-2009, 08:37 AM
This thread is like AIDS. Except it doesn't die.

ZackQ
04-10-2009, 09:06 AM
This thread is like AIDS, except my sexually adventurous neighbor never contracted it.

MantisMel
04-10-2009, 10:33 AM
Oh God!!!! Why wont his thread will die in a fire with Micky Avalon!

Fistula Juice
04-10-2009, 10:37 AM
Saw them all @ Street Scene a few years ago, thought they were gonna be complete shit, wasn't as bad as I thought.

chaynes
04-10-2009, 11:33 AM
please add mickey!

he works for drugs, should be a good cheap fit!

Drewski27
04-10-2009, 06:24 PM
i bet you punch babies in the face with your free time.

chaynes
04-10-2009, 06:40 PM
thats hurtful, best keep your babies hidden though

the long grift
04-11-2009, 10:24 AM
hahaha... wow!

this thread is still going...

silly hipsters and their hate...

Drewski27
04-11-2009, 12:03 PM
my hatred is valid.

Jman4321
04-11-2009, 12:25 PM
This photo of him is absolutely disturbing.

http://www.pollstar.com/filestorage/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles/pollstar/0901160939109710267_v1.jpg
Michael Jackson-esque

Gribbz
04-11-2009, 01:58 PM
Who the fuck is Mickey Avalon?

Jman4321
04-11-2009, 02:20 PM
A guy that raps about dicks.

Drewski27
04-12-2009, 10:44 AM
rapping about dicks . . . . . . gayer than Bravo.

Yella
04-15-2009, 02:04 PM
haha Mickey is Gay. Dirt Nasty is way better but even witht that said, their still not that talented!

JebusLives
04-15-2009, 02:36 PM
You're like the quintessential loudmouth aussie moron that's becoming a real stereotype internationally. Just sayin'.

JebusLives
04-15-2009, 02:38 PM
haha Mickey is Gay. Dirt Nasty is way better but even witht that said, their still not that talented!

I'm impressed that the original poster managed to misuse the word "there" in 3 separate ways, and yet you managed to add a fourth.

heyeric
04-15-2009, 02:43 PM
...is a tool.

wakeupyounger
04-15-2009, 02:58 PM
I would love to see Mickey.

greghead
04-15-2009, 03:05 PM
Who the fuck is Mickey Avalon?

My question exactly. I cannot recall a single time I've heard of this guy or his music.

Omar1
04-15-2009, 03:44 PM
i saw this guy once and his music literally made me nauseous. that had never happened to me before with any other artist

boarderwoozel3
04-15-2009, 03:53 PM
My question exactly. I cannot recall a single time I've heard of this guy or his music.

And you're a better person for it. Seriously, I wish I has never heard about this clown.

Drewski27
04-15-2009, 04:42 PM
i heard he hangs out by elementry schools and rapes kids so he has something to rap about.